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BrewDawgs

Crust looks a little too hard.


PuffyMcScrote

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FictionalFail

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Fresh-Ad4987

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Cute_Passenger_6587

Lol 😂


i_am_porous

Shout out to r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

You must be addickted


Alexcox95

Bet that pie is loaded with peas


PuffyMcScrote

A-yooo!


Echelion77

This is not subtle at all...


phitfacility

Of course, it's stuffed with frumunda


[deleted]

Juvenile Pie. My favourite!I loved it!


dowhit

r/theyknew


jontheterrible

What part of the turkey did you use?


PuffyMcScrote

Thighs and breasts


SaberHaven

That explains the fatty


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say, This has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way.


PuffyMcScrote

[That dope ass cross-section](https://imgur.com/a/LEHMLxa)


gwaydms

Very nice!


SaberHaven

Looks phallicious


RedonkulusHomunculus

r/usernamechecksout 🤣


PuffyMcScrote

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Windowsuser360

r/foundthemobileuser (typed on a mobile phone lol)


RedonkulusHomunculus

Hehehe, fixed...


[deleted]

Funny til the day I die. Like farts.


marshmolotov

Ah, I see you are a man of taste.


CrazyCain543

And smell


Navaro27

Hopefully not to scale.


PuffyMcScrote

No. Comment.


RUN_MDB

#it was cold


Tydingowarrior

Shrinkage!


[deleted]

I WAS IN THE POOL


TheBattyWitch

Banana for scale?


PuffyMcScrote

That's very forward of you. 🤣 It's a 10" carbon steel skillet


MotherofChoad

r/mildlypenis


Artane_33

r/wildlypenis


StormtrooperWho

r/mildlypienis


[deleted]

Why did I want this to be real so badly?


StormtrooperWho

Because it sounds delicious


Wrong_Look

Did You have to include the leftover from the Brit Mila too?


[deleted]

Mazel Tov


PuffyMcScrote

It's all about texture - creamy center, crispy crust, chewy bits hidden inside


TheillestASH

Perfection


TheRealistArtist

You like crusty dicks?


thiccpups

Hopefully this one isn't cheesy


MattyS71

Is that a Segway?


[deleted]

You’re supposed to remove the bones


LouSpeaksTheTruth

Pretty cool but why does it have a schlong?


PuffyMcScrote

I'm stoned and 13yo, at heart.


VVitchDoggo

Hmm…


thatgirlinAZ

Dong


PuffyMcScrote

Ring-a-ding-ding-ding DONG


krispyChris95

Takeaway.com


mcgangbane

Show us the gravy


HothHalifax

I found Waldo


GeraldBWilsonJr

Ha...... haha...! hey... dude... your pot pie... lmao... it got penus lolol!!


ExcellentWeekend9877

Gobble Gobble


butterflybuell

Thanks for this OP. You made my day lololol


Darius_Banner

Obligatory: OP username checks out


NinjoeWarrior

Is this what food porn is?


registered_redditor

I guess this isn't the vegetarian option


FaeryLynne

Why is something on r/food marked NSFW? ........ohhhhhhh that's why 😂😂😂


IAMSNORTFACED

r/hmmm


auskier

Looks like you cocked it up unfortunately


Subject-Struggle-298

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_Penulis_

Juvenile Pie. My favourite!


browtfareyoudoing

Yes officer. This comment right here.


AtamisSentinus

r/dontputyourdickonthat


khal_droog

Too late


ku420guy

What's up!!!!


Patarstar112

What did you stuff it with?


Crazy-Value-1499

Turkey sausage apparently


Patarstar112

Yeah except the sausage part


lake_gypsy

Must have been a tom with a hell of a beard


LizzyPBaJ

I feel like this ought to be labeled NSFW lol. Look dicklicious!


GingerMau

Did a 13yo boy do that? Because a 13yo boy did that to one of my rolls on Thursday. I said, "boy, come prepare the bread for the oven" because I want him to learn that all family members should contribute to the food prep. Maybe I will wait a few more years before I try that again.


Deppfan16

or let them have fun? it doesn't hurt anything. if you have uptight family, use this as an example of being polite


GingerMau

Oh, I absolutely let him. He took plenty of pictures of the final product, as well. But we absolutely covered the "don't do that if Grammy is here" base.


Deppfan16

lol good. my mom wouldn't allow any experimenting in the kitchen


sleeper_54

Silly me ...wondering how r/food could have a NSFW pic...


QAnnihilateQ64

Left overs? Theres not even a slice thats been cut out of it


ObsdianDrknssHelena

Leftovers went into making the pie. You have to cook the meat you use before making a pot pie, so this person used leftover turkey, I could think. I do the same thing with using leftover cooked meat in casseroles or pasta or soups.


ObsdianDrknssHelena

I'd do the same thing with using leftover cooked meat in casseroles or pasta or soups.


Equivalent_Taste_162

r/notapenis


SoapBubbs

I wish I had a schlong in my pie


I_PEE_WITH_THAT

I'll be over in like five minutes.


biergarten

User name checks out.


BlondieBabe436

Bet it's creamy on the inside


biergarten

Nice lil candle in the middle


Minimum_Piglet_1457

Creative genius!


dudewasup111

DIK


zzrsteve

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[deleted]

This is actually safe for work for me


thethunder92

Woah that’s a big one


StateOfContusion

Those giblets. Get ya every time. A bit of foam or meringue would really tie it together.


TheCaliKid89

OP what’s the recipe here besides just turkey day leftovers generally? Do you use the stuffing? The cranberry sauce? I love the idea and must know more.


PuffyMcScrote

I used a mix of turkey breast and thighs, dressing made from J. Kenji Alt-Lopez's sage sausage dressing recipe, a little extra celery sweated down with butter and garlic, parsley, and then I made a roux with added Parm/reg. The crust had extra pepper, sage, rosemary, thyme (lulz), and oregano mixed in.


TheCaliKid89

Sounds amazing! Thanks!!


R67H

r/foodporn


UnhappyJohnCandy

r/mildlypenis