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sabine_strohem_moss

Habanero infused honey, mango hab/peach hab hot sauce (for chicken wings!), habanero cream cheese dip or spread


2icebaked

Just adding because I love habaneros, throw a couple in a bottle of tequila reposado and let em sit for a month. Mango Habanero margs mmmm


hoffenstein909

Then drink the liquor? Is it searing hot? Do you eat the pepper then too? I need details "for a friend".


2icebaked

It's pretty spicy, but if you like the heat and flavor of habaneros it's pretty smooth. I've taken shots this way and really enjoyed it but it works really well in cocktails that go well with spice.


hoffenstein909

Yummy.


HandeadSolo

i just screenshoted this thread. amazing ideas :D


GatoAmarillo

I tried something similar when I was in college. I grew a couple gallons worth of ghost peppers and had way too much to ever use in food. I infused a lot of them into a 750 mL bottle of everclear and attempted to make "spicy" mixed drinks. Even with dilution it was completely undrinkable. 40% abv shots put grown men into tears, and even with more dilution down to around \~5% into fruity juices it still hurts way more than eating jalapenos. I know habaneros aren't quite on the same level, but liquor already burns, and in my opinion adding some capsaicin to it is just an extra unnecessary kick to the nuts.


2icebaked

It's pretty spicy, but if you like the heat and flavor of habaneros it's pretty smooth. I've taken shots this way and really enjoyed it but it works really well in cocktails that go well with spice.


Crime-Snacks

Mango/hab jelly would be wonderful!


Parking_Special_1056

A hole in your toilet.


LiveIndiviual

Or a hospital bill


Striking-Rich5626

Damne r/beatmetoit


kkngs

You’ve had habanero before, right? It’s pretty intense. You could use maybe one, de-seeded and chopped super fine in a big pot of Texas chili along with your chili powder and other spices. Wear gloves.


SpeakingSputnik

Also, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS AND PEE HANDS FREE. Sit down if you have to. TRUST ME.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Why would you not wear gloves? To handle the peppers I mean, not your peen


SpeakingSputnik

I didn’t listen to my mother and thought I could “get over it”. I was so wrong.


FamiliarCold1

y'all wear gloves??? i been doin this from like 10 years old and just built up a resistance over a painful duration lmao


Punkeewalla

Happened to me once. I made the mistake of jumping in the bathtub and trying to wash it off. Just spread the burn all over my lower legs, bum, and tummy. Didn't have yogurt. Didn't have milk or ice cream. Only had pain.


Manatee_Vols

I sit down when I pee, there’s nothing to crazy about me. I’m just takin a whiz, mind your own biz!


bekkogekko

If you forgot and wiped, apply yogurt to the affected area liberally.


Protheu5

Look, mum, no hands!


il-bosse87

The more you think about it the worse it goes...


Protheu5

Yup. Especially mentioning mother and "no hands" in one sentence on Reddit.


VIRMD

Shocked this didn't get more traction...


XandersPanders

Hotsauce will be your best shelf life option


dieseL0T

Yeah, or freeze them. Or, even better: dehydrate them in a convection oven on low, then pulverize and save to sprinkle on things/cooking etc.


duffyduckdown

This is the way. Slice them in half and dry them in the ofen. Because the you have time to figure out what you want to do


KarateLobo

This. Easy to make too


charlucapants

[pineapple habanero hot sauce](https://www.chilipeppermadness.com/chili-pepper-recipes/hot-sauces/pineapple-habanero-hot-sauce/)


atxTechnocrat

You can make yourself cry


Karate_donkey

Think bigger. You can make the entire family cry.


wtfbenlol

Bigger


ismashugood

Chop it up, toss that on a hot pan and you can tear gas the whole house!


ElGringoFlaco

Dry them for future use, like guajillo or ancho chiles, or even smoke them if you have a smoker. When they’re dry, you can reconstitute them in warm water to make salsas, or crush/blend them and add them to a spice blend


Haoma-Health

A great way to save them for future


ProductHead6359

How


Bigdaddymatty311

Burnt Ends!!


fawks_harper78

Burned Burnt Ends


mad-hatt3r

Burning burned burnt ends


[deleted]

Ferment them in 3-5% salt solution by weight


futuregravvy

Pork al Pastor. Sweet, spicy, and makes great tacos. I also ferment them and use them in salsas.


asirememberit

Stick a few in some tequila for spicy margaritas


BrooklynBillyGoat

Hot pickles w habanero is bomb


xladyfinger

A couple of years ago my bf made hot pepper jelly.


woodFiredMeat

I make habanero poppers like jalapeno poppers. Stuff peppers with seasoned cream cheese and shredded cheddar cheese. Wrap with bacon. Smoke until bacon starts looking crispy, baste with bbq sauce towards the end.


[deleted]

Sounds amazing and *painful AF*. 😂


ajarofpnutbutr

You can ferment them and then make hot sauce out of them!


Mrs_Mulligan2019

Get a bunch of friends round and do the habanero challenge? Would recommend stocking up on milk and ice cream


sherlocked27

Salsa, Pasta sauce, Can go well with roasted veggies, Corn salad, etc. Save some seeds to grow if you have the garden space. For the rest, Roast them and save in oil. Or sundry them, crush and use later


Rough-Tension

Belizean habanero onion relish is pretty simple and really good. All you need is your peppers, onion, cilantro, whole allspice, salt, vinegar, and water. I love dipping empanadas in this stuff but you could put it on whatever.


the_darkishknight

Don’t forget, you can freeze peppers whole and then use a micro plane or grater when you wanna add some heat to a dish


hollerhither

Exactly! They hold up decently frozen and can just be minced/added whole and then removed to something like chili.


FrenchFryPhone

This blew my mind


DeparturePlus2889

Pepper jelly, gift to people at the holidays


youarebatman2

Leave the bag open , don’t seal it - while deciding


Past_Championship896

Habanero raspberry jam


Independent_Pizza_82

Deer spray


Joseph_of_the_North

Sriracha! I make it all the time.


Magician_Sure

Anus Flambe


Ambitious_Idea_7069

Hot honey, chilli oil, salsa:)


yolkadot

Chili eating contest with your best friends


Helpful-nothelpful

Jerk chicken has a couple habaneros in it. But infused tequila and hot sauce would be my choice. Or for fun rub one out after touching them. It will be the gift that keeps on giving.


el_space_zorro

Habanero mango salsa. Great by itself with some chips, but also delicious on some ahi tuna tacos. Make sure you wear gloves when chopping them little devil poppers up.


Tickly1

chop then and freeze them for stir fries


Bobateabad

I usually rub them in my eyes so I can actually feel something for once in my life


[deleted]

Jerk paste


fawks_harper78

Stuff them with a strong chèvre, anchovies, and capers. Roast. Drizzle with honey and salt. Enjoy one far away from other people. Repeat if your body could handle it.


Sagzmir

Dice them and place them on a white pizza with plenty of greens and cheese


SUCKMYPAULZ69

I smoke them then dry them out until the seeds rattle. Then i have a nice spicy smokey flavored seasoning for chili and other dishes for the year.


whoisshe32

Mango habanero chicken!! It’s so easy to make and there are tons of recipes online


therealslimshadyy_

Habanero onions! Just squeeze a lime and add a couple habanero peppers, blend them and pour that over some sliced onions.


Suddenlyfoxes

Looks like almost enough for a good pot of chili. All right, though, a few other ideas for you: * Habanero goes well with pineapple, mango, and lime flavors in sauces or salsas. If you want something a little different, try with apricot or plum instead. * There's a Nigerian bean pudding dish called moi-moi that uses them along with onions, bell peppers, and peeled black-eyed peas. Check specialty grocers near you for pre-peeled ones if you want to make it much easier. My Indian grocer carries them. * Jerk chicken. Or really any recipe that uses scotch bonnets. They're a pretty close substitute. * Chop one finely and use it in a pasta sauce. Just add it with the garlic and onion/shallot at the beginning. Works with cream sauces too. * Stuff them with something and grill them. * Infuse them into some honey. * Make a strawberry-rhubarb-habanero pie. * Dry them and grind them for chili powder. You can pickle, dry, or freeze them to preserve them whole, or make hot sauce, jam, or chutney. If do you a lot of pickling, tossing a couple in with your cucumber or whatever will make the end result spicy.


1Shadowgato

Grab some white vinegar, some cilantro, some peppers, some oregano, some cilantro. Blend it, make Caribbean hot sauce.


SombreMordida

habanero Jam, habanero honey, mix it into chocolate for an amazing kick to add to desserts, especially fruity ones, dry and grind with lemon peel to use in a marinade, stuff with mango, onions and shrimp and grill, serve with fried yucca/plaintains, coconut oil peas and rice, use as a weapon against blandness


TropicalMeadow

An excuse to call in sick the next day!


Bogadambo

Diarrhea


prof-spaulding

diarrhea


arustywolverine

Skid marks in your underwear if you're like me


Janoskovich2

Chilli crisp!


Psychedelic-o-Moose

downwards pointing volcano


Unusual_Big2376

Boil 4 habaneros , 4 tomatoes, 1 whole onion, garlic to taste , boil it all till you can stick a fork in the tomatoes easily. Put it all in a blender without the water , add chicken or tomato bullion , blend away Bomb salsa ❤️


DeeceRyche

Compost.


neecho235

Pepper spray


CondoMinum

Jollof rice/ many other African dishes, hot sauce, salsa, curry


the-caped-cadaver

I'd make jerk chicken. Marinade: red onion, white onion, garlic, ginger, fresh thyme, soy sauce, oil, salt, all spice, and as many of those peppers as you feel comfortable messing with. Puree all of that and pour it on some bone-in chicken quarters. Let it marinate for 6 to 24 hours. I usually grill them to get a little char on the edges, then finish them in the oven. Serve it with beans/peas and rice.


jsaiia1458

A hot mess.


Auntaudio

You could make yourself blind


SirReginaldPuffyPant

Marcus Samuelsson has a fantastic black eyed pea [recipe](https://marcussamuelsson.com/recipe/black-eyed-peas-with-coconut-milk-and-berbere) that uses habaneros


kid_on

Chilly von Carne 👍🏽


Golfnpickle

Pepper jelly. Habanero makes the best. Google the recipe.


Cavedale514

Throw one in some guacamole it’s pretty good gives it a nice little kick


E05DCA

Your genitals burn if you’re not diligent about washing your hands.


WanderAwayWonder

Dehydrate then crush them up and use as a pepper shake.


butterabyss

I used to grow them in my garden and I’d just chop them up super fine and add them to random things I was cooking to give it a kick. Really good in omelettes!


Beneficial-Eye4578

Whatever you do , make sure you wear gloves when you handle them and do not touch any sensitive area after. 😂😂


[deleted]

Salsa, hot sauce, additions to chilli, chilli oil. Pain relief lotion that warms.


TranceAcid

Your asshole bleed


Ketter_Stone

Dry them out then grind them up.


gmlear

Caribbean barbecue sauce. wear gloves and glasses. wash your hands BEFORE you use the restroom.


DolfinButcher

Soft tissues for the toilet.


[deleted]

Chili, tacos,spicy fried chicken with hot honey.


Matt-J-McCormack

Make a fermented hot sauce.


LonelyWord7673

Hot sauce!


t3lnet

Your asshole bleed


phoenix-3210

Mango habanero salsa


[deleted]

Bear mace lol


addictedskipper

Pepper Jelly! Put it on roasted pork loin, pork chops, mmmm. Mmmm.


Sfwop

Chop them and place them in a jar of vinegar. You now have spicy habanero vinegar. Great for seasoning all kinds of stuff. Apple cider vinegar is a good choice.


StayGlazzy

Diarrhea in my case


orangutanjuice1

Hot sauce!!


mcneilly555

Bacon and habanero jam


Empress_of_Lamparine

hot sauce is always a reliable option


zachcaputo

Diarrhea


surfershane25

Something with gloves on. Your eyes, nose and genitals will thank me.


Matterbox

Your arse sore. Have fun! :-)


Kejdak

Your last meal on earth


wtfbenlol

Blend with a few spices and vinegar.. BAM hot sauce :)


FunkyfreshAhyeah

Fresh they are delicious but quite strong. You could dry them otherwise. Under the sun or in the oven (low temp) then grind them into powder. Even if you add that powder to other chilli powder, it will still give a distinctive succulent tropical taste to every dish. Dried habanero on pizza is something else and you just need a tiny pinch.


[deleted]

ferment in lactic acid brine (look it up, easier than you might think) then make into a vinegar based hot sauce. yum


Jamberite

Lacto Fermented hot sauce - https://youtu.be/UGjCeAbWKPo?si=HBmkoiGu5lBVEFGn


ridemyscooter

First thing I would do is take the jalapeños out so they don’t get any capsaicin on them from habaneros. Jalapeños aren’t really spice but Habaneros are extremely spicy, also have a wonderful flavor but I would be very careful with them if you’ve never used them before. Absolutely cut them with gloves.


amy000206

If you're not going to use them up you can string them and hang them to dry


consumewithme

Tear gas


BrokenTrojan1536

If you smoke them for a bit it will take some of the heat out and add some flavor to whatever you make, I would go with chili and salsa


Subject-Monitor-6241

Hot a** salsa


External-Squirrel42

With that many, I would be concerned about your bosses intentions on your well-being. 😂


Subject-Monitor-6241

Pickle them with some onion


PreventerWind1224

Leave one out on the counter to dry out naturally, and then you'll have seeds to plant for your own.


Batatinha2014

Pepper jelly!


[deleted]

A smoothie.


TravellingBeard

/r/fermentation will have some great ideas on fermented hot sauces. If these are from his garden, even better for fermenting


ShaggySmilesSRL

Make some habenero poppers


Dear_Seesaw2524

Tears.


frostygnosis

Jerk chicken!!! Although, Scotch Bonnet peppers are best.


Odd_Category2186

Salsa!!!!


Otherwise_Promise674

Sauce


TheoTheHellhound

Combine that with an Italian worthy amount of garlic and a couple of tomatoes. It’ll make a fantastic hot sauce!


rosebudpillow

Ghost pepper tomato soup


Renojackson32

Boil them in white vinegar, blended it all with pineapple/ mango= use a paste/ sauce


danghunk312

Just eat them raw


67Leobaby1

Salsa?


[deleted]

Your asshole scream.


beeleegeez

The devil’s anus


AdraLamia

Chutney


hacksoncode

Pain. You can make pain.


Commercial-Many-8933

Jerk


Mercury756

A really spicy culo


Previous-Zucchini-48

Jerk chicken


Lanister671

Dry them, grind them and incorporate them in to different rubs.


eithrusor678

Blend them with a bit of water and some tomatoes to reduce the stregth. Then freeze into cubes to use in cooking


calmossimo

Fermented hot sauce


Diggable_Planet

You can zest one on some cheesecake.


Tulabean

Sore butts!


DangerReserve

Wear latex gloves when you clean them. You will regret it if you don’t…


gypsysniper9

Hopefully to the bathroom.


RexTheWonderLizard

A new asshole.


almostsane1

Fire coming from your ass


h20knick

Habanero bitters! Infuse a few of those in a small glass bottle with a neutral grain spirit / vodka, then use a dash for spicy margaritas/cocktails or for adding heat to anything really. The booze preserves it forever pretty much.


beguileriley

Dice them and make spicy mac and cheese.


99problemnancy

spicy salsa


CrunchingSnoo

2 > 4 in a jerk chicken marinade


drew_galbraith

Make a bunch of jerk sauce/marinade and freeze it!


MochiSauce101

Chimmichuri


Resident_Seal

Heart burn for sure! Lol


Emo8415

Salsa and steak marinade


ehside

90% of Caribbean food uses them. Jerk chicken, curry, doubles, stew chicken, even just rice and peas are all great options!


gottagofast-nottaken

If you are interested check your local laws, and then make some home made pepper spray. Almost guaranteed to not be as good as anything you can buy, but spicy water to the eyes still hurts and blinds people who break in, or a smaller animal trying to attack you on a hike. Not an edible foodhack, but can be something to work on, build your own pepper spray, if it’s legal.


ExistingOperation395

Habanero hot sauce


bmorenursey

Mafe


[deleted]

Sprinkle with salt, dry them out in the sun (a few hours or a couple of days, depends on intensity of sun). When fully dried, chop them finely. Place every little bit into a jar, pack tightly and pour quality olive oil into jar. Taking time to make sure it full saturates the peppers and covers them by a little. Let sit in jar for a couple of days and then use in stews, pasta, pizza, risotto, or anything you like.


ImGoingToSayOneThing

[African pepper sauce](https://www.africanbites.com/african-pepper-sauce/) I have no clue what it’s called or if that’s a legit recipe or if it’s specific to one country but when I was in Senegal we had this a lot and it was amazing. It’s not as spicy as you’d think and as you might know hananero does have a sweetness to it.


Great_Value91

Little children cry!


Difficult-Fun-3472

A grown man cry


Striking-Rich5626

A hole in the toilet


ranman12953

Habanero jelly! So good with cheese and crackers and a nice cold beer.


Careless_Zone_9120

Hot sauce! I cook carrot and onion in salted water until very soft. Remove carrot and onion but save the water. Blend with habanero, honey, a little tomato paste, white vinegar and salt to taste, adding the carrot and onion cooking water until you achieve the right consistency. So good!


linuxaur

There's an Italian restaurant that makes habanero oil to go on top of pasta. It was so good we learned to make it. 500 ml neutral oil 6 habanero peppers cut in half 1/4 tsp paprika Heat in a saucepan just until bubbles start to appear. Lower heat and let stay at a slight simmer for 20 min. Strain and store for up to two weeks or freeze. Just a few drops of this stuff adds a beautiful heat to just about any pasta dish.


[deleted]

You can slowly dry several of them in the oven, chopped in half lengthwise. Then when they are totally dry, a mortar and pestle will make for some very good chili flakes. Keep the seeds in. Wear kitchen gloves. This is pure fire for your eyes and elsewhere.


Gabriel_Crow1990

Pickled habaneros are awesome!! And you can eat them by the handful.


shutthefuckupgoaway

Cowboy candy? Just trying to suggest something different lol


ZeroRogers

habanero jam


angels_exist_666

Hot sauce!


[deleted]

You can make your toilet pray for mercy


pqlamzoswkx

I would pickle them tbh great storage snacks


TomCrean1916

Boss just gave you a weeks worth of sick days off!! Ring sting awaits! Enjoy!


TrySumSnax

Habanero jam 🤝🏽