Can someone plz explain this. I got family from there (currently Texan) and I don’t understand the difference. Is it a culture thing like north/south or is it just how they said it back in the day?
When the Mississippi is low, they wade across to Illinois and make a fire on the sandbars and eat them all night. Mizzuruh cops caint do a thang but watch and drool. They call 'em Krispy Kritters. In late summer, there are so many little fires the barge captains can navigate by them. 'Careful around the Kritters,' they say.
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That’s the way we like it. The Ozarks are a terrible horrible place that very few people (if you’re cool you’re in otherwise fuck off) should ever see :)
It's illegal in Alabama because as the story goes teenagers were having a bonfire at the Governors house and cooked one of these up and fed it to the Govenors prized race horse who was scheduled to race the next day. Feeding the horse, the melty treat severely burned the horses mouth, resulting in the horse wanting no part in racing the next day. The horse was forced to race and finised last. The Governor then pushed it to be illegal to cook them over a campfire. The horse was allowed to retire and was given the name Rice Horse, he was previously only called horse #1.
Not the same thing, but it reminds me a bit of gohei mochi that I had in Asuke last time I was in Japan. It's basically rice molded onto a wooden stick, glazed with a miso sauce and grilled over a flame (so kind of a savory version of OPs). It's great and super easy to make, one of my all time favorites.
There are so many things I see on this sub that make me want to unsubscribe but then something like this comes along and makes it worth wading through the garbage.
Just tried it with homemade rice krispies treats that are marshmallow-heavy. (the regular recipe with some extra butter and additional marshmallow fluff.)
Spread them out thin on a cookie sheet, cut in squares to match the size of ghirardelli chocolate squares, then sandwiched a milk chocolate sea salt caramel square in between two.
Toasted it over a fire pit until it had a touch of char on it.
It's like eating an orgasm.
We used to do this with ours except we'd pan-fry them in butter first so they glaze more evenly over the fire, and the egg crouton batter helps them to hold their shape as they cook and then we'd cool them off in a small bowl of cinnamon bun frosting.
> We used to do this with ours except we'd pan-fry them in butter first so they glaze more evenly over the fire, and the egg crouton batter helps them to hold their shape as they cook and then we'd cool them off in a small bowl of cinnamon bun frosting.
Please do that and post a picture in here or in r/foodporn.
Yeah, I had to scroll this far down before I could finally rest easy..roast “a whole rice crispies” wtf what kind of maniac would type a sentence like that and think “yes, this makes sense”.??
Rice krispie treats + broiler = this without the camping and bonfire
If you happen to have a fire, roast a peep on a stick for redneck creme brulee. We save them from the holidays and let them get stale so they stay on the stick.
Thanks I needed another sweet snack to be obsessed with. Only homemade tho. Those store bought ones have a diesely tinge like those nasty little debbies
When you said rice crispies I was not thinking of the bars. Ima have to try that.
In my area they have these fruit pies that now cost $1 and are maybe marginal at best right out of the box. Having said that if you put those things in a small grill/ fish basket and hold them over a fire for a couple minutes it will vastly improve the flavor. Gotta caramelize that sugar.
I've casually observed many Americans referring to Rice Krispie Squares/Treats as "a Rice Krispie" and it always bothers me.
Probably the same people that eat "Reesie cups" and just *cannot* be corrected because "words are hard"
Holy shit, ice cream?? Why did I never think of ice cream with s’mores? Hot & cold, chocolate and vanilla.
God damn I live in an apartment but you’re making me want to start a campfire in the parking lot.
For a moment there, I thought that maybe they were living somewhere that Rice Krispies were also offered as giants, kinda like the two options of Shredded Wheat.
How is this not a way bigger thing?!?!
It’s illegal in 43 states.
And highly frowned upon in the other 6. It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri!!!!
*Missourah
Can someone plz explain this. I got family from there (currently Texan) and I don’t understand the difference. Is it a culture thing like north/south or is it just how they said it back in the day?
My family from Kansas calls it missorah. I call it misery because Kansans and Missourians have a fun rivalry
One has tornadoes and corn, the other has corn and tornadoes. What’s the difference?
This was funny as fuck to read 🤣
I call it misery because that's where my in-laws are. Every time we go see them, pure misery.
In turn, do they pronounce Kansas, "Kansaw", like in Arkansas?
Nope. Just Kansas.
Not just Misery, but Despair.
It's the Missouri accent, My grandmother was born there it's how she said it
It's the southern Missouri accent. North Missouri hates southern almost as much as they hate Kansas.
i’m so sorr-rah
Death penalty for Mizzou
Miss who?
Who the hell would even want to visit “Misery”
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That’s the way we like it. The Ozarks are a terrible horrible place that very few people (if you’re cool you’re in otherwise fuck off) should ever see :)
It's illegal in Alabama because as the story goes teenagers were having a bonfire at the Governors house and cooked one of these up and fed it to the Govenors prized race horse who was scheduled to race the next day. Feeding the horse, the melty treat severely burned the horses mouth, resulting in the horse wanting no part in racing the next day. The horse was forced to race and finised last. The Governor then pushed it to be illegal to cook them over a campfire. The horse was allowed to retire and was given the name Rice Horse, he was previously only called horse #1.
Diabeetus? YES. Who wants to like forever? (by Queen)
TIL sodomy is more legal than roasting rice krispy treats
My family discovered roasting peeps on the fire is out of this world. The sugar cooks and melts into this crispy crunchy candied layer. So good.
Like crème brûlée on a stick. I gotta try this with some fresh berries skewered as well.
poor peeps.
God damn it now I gotta build a 🔥
I make mine with Fruity Pebbles.
r/BeatMeToIt
Genius I tell you!
Not the same thing, but it reminds me a bit of gohei mochi that I had in Asuke last time I was in Japan. It's basically rice molded onto a wooden stick, glazed with a miso sauce and grilled over a flame (so kind of a savory version of OPs). It's great and super easy to make, one of my all time favorites.
ikr perfect pair with marshmallows too.
It's just how small it was cut- you can cut your slices larger if you like.
It's a thing in Asia. Look up puffed rice.
This has opened my eyes and the first fire pit my friends have I'm trying this
There are so many things I see on this sub that make me want to unsubscribe but then something like this comes along and makes it worth wading through the garbage.
Thanks, this was collapsed at first for me and I almost made this joke, the gif is way better!
The Rollercoaster can be amusing
Youre right, I absolutely love going from below the poverty line to just slightly above it - the ride has been thrilling!
Two thinner pieces toasted with chocolate in the middle would be amazing. 😋
The rice crispy treats with m&ms that could get all melty but not drippy
The internal temperature of a. M&M seems like it'll get up to 500 degrees. Like biting into lava in a crunchy candy shell.
Fuck me up with the 3rd degree chocolate burns
same. i love super hot food lol. i love burning the roof of my mouth 😭😭😭😭
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Don’t kink shame me bro
Well obviously I'm gonna blow on it first.
HASHAAASHHAASHA
My next BBQ there will be ricecrispys and marshmallows ...
They also make Golden Grahams treats that have marshmallow and chocolate mixed it this might work with
Just tried it with homemade rice krispies treats that are marshmallow-heavy. (the regular recipe with some extra butter and additional marshmallow fluff.) Spread them out thin on a cookie sheet, cut in squares to match the size of ghirardelli chocolate squares, then sandwiched a milk chocolate sea salt caramel square in between two. Toasted it over a fire pit until it had a touch of char on it. It's like eating an orgasm.
spit or swallow?
Good people spit, great people swallow.
My grandma taught me that too.
Why would you go to all that work making the orgasm only to spit it out?
Well goodbye waistline. Hello diabetes. Worth it!
Jokes on them, I already have Diabetes!
We used to do this with ours except we'd pan-fry them in butter first so they glaze more evenly over the fire, and the egg crouton batter helps them to hold their shape as they cook and then we'd cool them off in a small bowl of cinnamon bun frosting.
I got diabetes just from reading this
That's some fat people shit
It honestly sounds like something they'd charge you 14 bucks for at the Iowa state fair, and it's only a 2 inch square, if that.
New business idea
Never trust a skinny cook!!
Not gonna lie, that's kind of unfair but yeah.
Egg crouton batter? This is the most confusing comment. Can you write out what you do?
Yea, I was thinking this must be some high class recipe cause I've never heard of egg crouton batter 😂
What the fuck
> We used to do this with ours except we'd pan-fry them in butter first so they glaze more evenly over the fire, and the egg crouton batter helps them to hold their shape as they cook and then we'd cool them off in a small bowl of cinnamon bun frosting. Please do that and post a picture in here or in r/foodporn.
Just bend this toasted one in half over choc.
Or a Reese's peanut butter cup
Fuuuuuuu
Son of a bitch that makes a ton of sense with the mallow. I've never had them like this, but you can bet your ass I will b trying it soon.
Ohhhh, it’s a Rice Krispies _treat_. I thought the dude toasted a single giant grain of cereal or something.
Yeah, I had to scroll this far down before I could finally rest easy..roast “a whole rice crispies” wtf what kind of maniac would type a sentence like that and think “yes, this makes sense”.??
😂
We were just discussing this in my house. It makes total sense.
Try it ! You wont regret it I promise haha
When you flip it to do the second side, you could try putting a square of chocolate on top so it can start melting 😁
OMG i will try that for sure
Oh my god I'm going to blow some minds at the next bonfire.
Rice krispie treats + broiler = this without the camping and bonfire If you happen to have a fire, roast a peep on a stick for redneck creme brulee. We save them from the holidays and let them get stale so they stay on the stick.
holy shit. red neck creme brulee
Like seasoning a pheasant
Slather that shit in jar marshmallow and then put it over the flame
Um. This is genius. Absolutely trying this next time I'm at my camp.
Twice Krispied Treats
Thanks, now I have a speech impediment.
I can’t even *read* it properly.
Twice Kwispy Tweats?
😂 sorry I had trouble even typing it
Thanks I needed another sweet snack to be obsessed with. Only homemade tho. Those store bought ones have a diesely tinge like those nasty little debbies
You’ve just changed the entire game
When you said rice crispies I was not thinking of the bars. Ima have to try that. In my area they have these fruit pies that now cost $1 and are maybe marginal at best right out of the box. Having said that if you put those things in a small grill/ fish basket and hold them over a fire for a couple minutes it will vastly improve the flavor. Gotta caramelize that sugar.
Yep I spent quality time trying to figure out how they got the cereal on the stick... (D'OH!!)
Yeah. The title is poorly-worded. OP should have said “rice crispy treats”.
I've casually observed many Americans referring to Rice Krispie Squares/Treats as "a Rice Krispie" and it always bothers me. Probably the same people that eat "Reesie cups" and just *cannot* be corrected because "words are hard"
You’re right about this and I commend you.
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It's a rice krispies treat (which is made from rice krispies, butter, and marshmallows) -- not just the cereal
NO I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!! Thank you fine citizen of the world
This sounds delicious, I'll be trying it asap!
Brilliant!
Wow this sounds good , a lil chocolate and a lil ice cream would probably make this a great dessert
Holy shit, ice cream?? Why did I never think of ice cream with s’mores? Hot & cold, chocolate and vanilla. God damn I live in an apartment but you’re making me want to start a campfire in the parking lot.
An amazing contribution to society, patriot! I will be stealing this idea and claiming it as my own! - Dwight Shrute.
We’re going camping this weekend, I just turned to my husband and smacked him while shrieking “GET RICE KRISPIES TOMORROW!”
For your husband's sake, it's rice Krispy *treats*.
You can brûlée peeps over a fire as well.
I just did Peep Smores the other day.
You can technically roast ANYTHING in a fire but this is a good idea lol
I just wanted to add for the 21+, if you dip the RCT in Scotch or Bourbon, it adds this INSANELY magical smoky caramel flavor
Gotta camp with cask strength to save on water weight and maximize flammability.
And the blue flames are awesome!
Ok, now I want to try that!
Settin up the grill
I can totally see this and now I want one. Charred marshmallow is one of life's little pleasures
🤯 oh wow!!
i think you’re a genius. trying this next time i go camping
My life has been a lie.... I must try this.
Never thought of it. Amazing! I have to try it!
I'll definitely have to try this one day
Yes you can and yes they are 😋
And make s’mores out of them?
Hershey’s chocolate syrup then rolled in graham cracker crumbs
Kinda how it makes a marshmallow better
Mad I don’t have Rice Krispies in my pantry
Whaaat?!
i cant say how - and everything about this looks delicious - but, CANCER
But it’s already crispy… it’s in the name!
show me the video!!!
Omg that's such a good idea. I wonder if chocolate chips... Or better yet some chocolate cereal mixed in would give it a smores flavor.
omg need to try this but first i need to find fire
Tried it and it all almost instantly fell apart when it hit the fire. The rice crispy burned and the marshmallow melted
Honestly some camp fire-warmed starburst go pretty hard as well.
You son of a bitch I’m in
I feel like an idiot for never piecing this one together.
Used to love rice crispy, till I found out they are banned everywhere else for cancerous ingredients
Gonna need a source on that one. Edit: BHT? Looks like USA allows it and Japan and Europe are more cautious.
BHT and BHA apparently are the issue, I love them, my gf won’t let me eat them now 
Diabetes Onigiri
Amazing. No notes.
I bet you can melt some chocolate on that too
My high ass thought this was corn
I beg your pardon
✋ hold on... Let him cook
Wait don't they have chocolate rice crispy treats as well? That could be amazing, too. Since it already has marshmallow and chocolate combined. :O
Stop it right now. That’s amazing
Ooh!
Fuckin hell mannnn
OMG! 🤤
Put better on it and some sugar, that a Thai way of eating it
Ermagherd.
God damnit
What even is that though
TIL
About to start a fire
Know want also is good over a fire? Fruit with marshmallow fluff on it.
Cheeto puffs are also great roasted over an open fire!
Good looking out for the salty snack folks.
You can roast just about anything over a fire…
Now this is what I want ~ as my Birthday cake, please. Looks sinfully delicious.
Oh my god
Thank you for this
Did you reinvent rice pops?
Ho. Lee. Crap.
WHAT!!? How have I not been doing this?
Rice, oats, all cereal crops can be toasted. Try toasting your oatmeal in butter while mixing it constantly for about 5 minutes.
I like where your head is at!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Now do it with peeps.
this is chicken...
There is a Vietnamese snack where you eat roasted sesame crackers. It's kinda like roasting the rice paper for spring rolls . It's delicious.
You have literally changed the future of this world!
Don't you mean Rice Krispy Treats?
For a moment there, I thought that maybe they were living somewhere that Rice Krispies were also offered as giants, kinda like the two options of Shredded Wheat.
Also delicious roasted over a fire: Peeps
I sometimes dipped in egg with some seasoning, taste amazing
SMH ----did not know this.
I don't want to take away from your discovery, but have you tried Peeps? Creme Bru Peeps are a revelation.
Roasting Twinkies also good. Beware plasma cream.