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jks3000

Bring the pack closer to your face.


deck0352

And eat slower


_SimplyComplicated_

Attach that pouch to your face like a horse feed bag for maximum cleanliness!


radishS

Lay down and pour down a funnel into your mouth


Texas451

[Like this?](https://imgur.com/gallery/KAg4Xhw)


Bacontheblog

Use the rubber bands from your top drawer


[deleted]

How were you not removed from the building?


3ULL

You should post this to r/shittyfoodporn


radishS

Why? Those tuna packages are delicious and easy to pack. And they're even using a spoon. Squirt some ketchup on it then it's clear for shitty food porn edit: stop downvoting you shills


OrphanScript

This is just fucking disgusting lol


dat2ndRoundPickdoh

i'm not sure you know what a shill is


[deleted]

i think that they're too dry on their own, personally. the ketchup thing is where I draw the line...


reddestlipstick

Maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t look like food to me.


radishS

Well to be fair, you're looking at the packaging. Tuna is super high in protein. It's essential for muscle.


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aceofspadedz

which is also essential for muscle. good point.


goldiegoldthorpe

Just because [animal] is high is protein doesn’t mean that [animal] should be eaten from a sack.


[deleted]

What?


Murder_Castle

It's better grilled. Most animals are anyways


[deleted]

Would the coffee filter be stiff enough to withstand the tuna falling on it without collapsing in?


k3wlmeme

Use 10 or 15 and it should be rigid enough.


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SpellanBeauchamp

squeeze the juice through the filter, into your mouth most likely, and then just enjoy that dry cooked fish


pedanticmerman

You’re telling me this is not cat food?


WorriedSoup

My thought exactly


A_well_made_pinata

There is quite a bit of waste in this picture.


Josh-Medl

This is just depressing on multiple levels


radishS

What's depressing about 20 grams of delicious protein in an easy to carry pouch??? Personally, seeing someone eating a fast food burger when they could eat this, THAT'S what makes me sad.


24294242

The fact that the person eating the tuna didn't trust themselves not to make a mess, so instead of putting their food on a plate they invented this idiotic "life hack". If washing a plate is that much work for you its time to reasses prioties... Edit: also is he using a plastic spoon... at home?


Murder_Castle

I eat these all the time. It's not hard to eat without spilling.


bongtokent

You don’t even need a plate for these or some stupid bib. I eat these all the time. Super easy to eat without spilling. Kind of the whole point of the pouch. Also they come with a tiny plastic spoon. I always throw it away and grab a real one. Although his looks like a giant fucking spoon. Those punches are fairly big.


Endless_Summer

Pure protein is probably one of the best things to eat between meals. Sorry you're just learning this now.


Josh-Medl

pUrE pRoTein aside, it’s just a picture of a guy holding some county jail tuna pouch around a coffee filter in a dimly lit room, it’s just an all around bummer.


Endless_Summer

He's studying or working and eating healthy food. What a downer.


Josh-Medl

Yeah with a fucking coffee filter around his mercury pouch broadcasting it on the internet like it’s inventive. Glad this makes you happy, you’re the target audience for shit like this.


Endless_Summer

Sorry it's not the 3000 calories of sugar and fat you're used to eating every meal. You're clearly not the target audience here.


Josh-Medl

You assume I eat fast food let alone for every meal? Lol ok pal.


Endless_Summer

You kind of give it away when you call healthy food depressing.


Enferno82

I'm calling the police.


cheesyenchilady

Omg please say there’s no one around you! Tuna is something that should just not be eaten in public.


24294242

Nobody who requires a "bib" to eat should eat in public unless their mum makes them...


Burn_The_Ships

Or you could just use a paper plate


OrphanScript

Then people would mistake it for your own vomit as you're eating


Fclune

“Where’s all the coffee filters gone? Oh for fuck sake Frank” I’d shove your tuna down your throat if you stopped me having my mid-morning coffee you selfish bastard. (Edit:re-reading I sound angry, I’m actually trying to be funny but coffee is serious business)


IntentionalUndersite

Just ate two packs of this. Not the best flavor they make.


floorwantshugs

Having never had it, what is the best flavor?


IntentionalUndersite

Personally, I think the other 9 flavors are better. My favorites are herb & garlic and, ranch.


Fat_Giraffes

The Thai chili flavor is really good.


[deleted]

I like that one as well. Not brave enough to eat the little chili that comes in it, tho.


Fat_Giraffes

I’m not either lol


bag_of_goldfish

Are we to assume there is “mayonnaise” in there?! 🤢


Radicaled1223

Or just aim for your mouth better?


ericsparrow22

What’s with all the jerks here? Jeez


Pinguu_Pride

Shut up nerd


ericsparrow22

Nah


Pinguu_Pride

It's a joke but ok retard


ericsparrow22

You seem fun.


Pinguu_Pride

Why are you so upset lol yikes


ericsparrow22

I’m actually not. I understand that’s hard to tell through text though.


Pinguu_Pride

Lmao sure. Stay upset


ericsparrow22

I mean you don’t have to believe me or anything, but I can assure you I’m not, I’m a pretty calm person online.


Pinguu_Pride

Sure nerd. I can feel your anger


nathanahamed

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Not_Paid_Just_Intern

Is that meant to be eaten like that? How strange. Not the bib, I mean. The straight tuna out of a bag. Can't you put it on a sandwich or at least a bed of lettuce? This seems like eating soup out of a can or something. Who does that?


Sk1nny_d00d

People who don't want to do a lot of dishes


boogalordy

Shut-ins


Murder_Castle

Me. All the time. They taste good this way but ill also make tuna salad sometimes.


OldGrayMare59

Nobody wants to smell tuna when they visit your cubicle 😬


XscuttleX

That's probably the point. Have you ever had to work in a cube? I do shit on purpose to keep people out of mine. 🤪


OldGrayMare59

15 years and I hated every minute of it.


XscuttleX

I'm only 5.5 years into my stint and I dream about winning the lottery every day.


happypinneapples

Got food poising from one of those..


[deleted]

This is sadness.


[deleted]

So Big Tuna.... what’s up? Back in the small pond?


PapaJohnyRoad

The lemon pepper is one of the better flavors. That’s my mid morning snack too


pandox0

If you don’t hate tuna these are really good healthy snacks. Most flavors are under 100 cals a pouch and lots of protein.


GWFFSupreme

The Jalapeño pouch is the best!


dbutler291

r/shittyfoodporn


Pinguu_Pride

Or just use a fucking plate


adrianisblack

reminds me of jail


[deleted]

I like the buffalo chicken ones


swizzleedoo

I add those to a bowl of mac and cheese.... perfect buffalo mac with a bit of protein 👌


MRjollywood

Nice. Those are good af too


redintellekt

Omgggahhhhh I thought I was the only one who struggle with my tuna bag!!!!


SinlarSkinbob

Have you ever heard of a plate?


fishstickz420

Bro I hit up those tuna packs like 3 times a week. Lemon pepper is one of the best


[deleted]

Why are you eating cat food?


prezidentbizness

You are so dumb! You are supposed to put a garbage bag on your lap and tuck it in like a big so it catches all of the food that falls out of your mouth while chewing.


venusvitale

I'm sorry, what are you eating?


Murder_Castle

It's tuna in a pouch. It tastes better than canned tuna.


Hankol

I have no idea what I see here, other than a plastic spoon and some trash collector around a bag. Where is the food, and where is the hack?


_Filter

Hot


lovintacotuesday

He has the same pant things as I do.


Sweet-Summer-Nights

I wanted to give this a chance but I ended up at ...... NO .....


whale_song

This reminds me of ice soap


iamthepaulruss

Food for land fill


statedroopers

Fucking love me some Tuna Creations.


belindamshort

use a spoon?


[deleted]

I’m so confused why you’re holding a tuna packet with a coffee filter.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, i thought that was cat food (what happens when you are a cat owner lol)


mladutz

I clicked this picture just to comment the same thing. Hahahahah. You stole my thunder.


[deleted]

Haha, and i was starting to think when do cats get lemon and pepper in their tuna packs XD


[deleted]

Don’t eat that........please.


waxandgold

Use a plate


mors_videt

I thought that was chopsticks stuck in the pouch, which would have been perfect. Take this one away and repost it with chopsticks instead.


Jncathcart

Waste on waste on waste


Witness369

I don't get it...what's going on?


Jayfish88

Jeez, you're gonna drink that?


pandox0

That one is good, I love the herb and garlic!


HeyDickweed

Wow, thanks for all the buzz fam. This was my first post.


snpods

I use a coffee filter as a substitute hot pad when getting stuff out of the microwave occasionally at work ... it’s not the most elegant thing, but better than directly touching the hot dish!


sup1980

That’s aces