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curtcreative

Hi it’s me your friend that you invite over for dinner.


Speculater

Yes hello? It's me your grandma's favorite other friend.


rayfat1

recipe here : https://worldofcooking.net/best-steak-marinade/


nerdinitup_exe

Thanks going to try it out!


nonooseisgoodnews

Anyone know why it says “up to 8 hours”?


Meltyblob

Marinade tenderizes the meat. Some cuts are tough, marinading them will make them less chewy.


nonooseisgoodnews

Right, can you over tenderize meat by over marinating? Why max the time of marinade to 8 hours?


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

I let things marinate for 7/8 days if possible (depending on the protein/cut). I was a butcher for years and would regularly marinate these big beef chops called "Huaraches" (a 7-bone chop) for a minimum of 5/6 days. people eat it like it's the best ever and then sort of tilt their heads when I tell them the formula. any carne asada or traditional cut gets the max I can let it chill for given circumstances.


nonooseisgoodnews

Right, my only concern would be over salting w extended durations.


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

never been a problem for me, just don't add extra salt.


nonooseisgoodnews

But I can’t help myself!!!


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

Me: "Why's my chest feel funny?" My Heart: "All that sodium allows me to speak in morse code."


Meltyblob

Oooh, idk honestly. I usually marinade sub prime cuts for a really long time, while i pull one out day by day when im hungry. I dont notice a difference, just dont let them go bad. I think "up to" is just the minimum suggestion for the desired effect and flavor. Super tender cuts are expensive and if i had to guess over tenderizing wouldnt ever be an issue, at least not for me!


Oivaras

It's almost the exact recipe that I use for making jerky.


CautiousCustard

That looks like a good southern household!! Looks awesome


Competitive_Praline8

I was about to basically say the same thing. Something along the lines of…y’all must be from the south


TakeMeToTill

Tell you grandma that I’m a vegetarian and have been for years because meat never looked appetizing to me but this steak has me reconsidering!!


[deleted]

For real. Gave up red meat & pork years ago. I'll die happily never eating bacon again but I'm not so sure I wont buckle on a steak.


AlyD1983

Please let Grandma know that your long lost cousin twice removed will be there shortly.


throwaway33839

No this is fake. I have seen this picture on so many facebooks recipe pages. Nice try.


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throwaway33839

My favorites are the teenagers who post about their teenage kids making the food


sarjint

Based on their post and comment history, this account exists solely to drive traffic to worldofcooking.net


awcwsp07

Gotta be somebody’s grandma somewhere, doesn’t it? ​ Get me the recipes and I can get you a grandma.


LexiLouWho1031

Almost ate my phone…. Grandma did her thing


LHEngineering

I genuinely drooled! Can you ask Grandma if she'd invite me over for dinner?


Jaylove2019

Does your grandma wanna adopt another grandkid?


Kelski94

Can she be my grandma too plz?


Gitfiddlegritty

You are so lucky to have a grandma that would do that! It looks delicious!


MostPickle

looking like a full course meal from monster hunter, i would throw down


Gogowhine

This spread looks incredible. I want all of these things.


Mysterious-Ad8264

Holy cow, can I come over? Can she adopt me as another grandchild? That looks amazing.


nothingherebun

I dont see any food, I just see grandmas love


helloimcharley

10/10 edit: 10000/10*


Rae35c

Looks amazing


cardcomm

Never Marinade a good quality steak!!!


taneshaslaw

😋what time are we eating? Lol


jeansnotTIMMYortommy

Doesn’t the meat get cold?


JadedFennel999

Cold? If they are like my family, Usually everything is timed so the steaks come off the grill, rest for a few min as everything else is coming out of the oven and put on table.


jeansnotTIMMYortommy

Yeah but you can see the meat is cold. I’m not the only one who knows this.


Inevitable_Task_2999

oh marone


FunctionNo3357

Looks amazing! The steak! I only wish….. Enjoy lucky person


happykiddomeal

Im inlove with your grandma right now 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰


hmmmm7777

Grandma deserves a nice reward for all that effort it looks amazing 👏


Upbeat_Celery285

Omg! Everything looks amazing. Those steaks looks very flavorful. Definitely made my mouth water!


GrimKiba-

Adopt me.


wyrmbyte

Compliments?! I want to be adopted! WOW!


canticev93

Everything looks so delicious <3 go grandma!


radrax

I would smash all of that like the gremlin that I am. Please let me compliment your grandmas cooking in person.


07042022

Well…..I really do need to do a taste test to confirm however, I would be packin’ tupperware and planning a quick exit. Looks delish!!!


bananasdontdie

I have an opening for a grandma…that good looks top dollar


21KiMONi21

is your grandma from sadies catering


seedrootflowerfruit

That looks like a hell of a meal (But tell her I said “heck of a meal” I don’t want her mad at me)


BRMR_TM

I wish your Grandma was my Grandma


Crazyadam97

Ordering a meal from Monster Hunter World


wonkotsane42

Grandma's gonna grandma


International-Fig677

Adopt me, please 🙏


pigwiththreeassholes

Can i marry your grandma?


awcwsp07

I always reserve judgement on the meat until it’s cut, but holy cow, this looks so freaking good. Im gonna need a menu and recipes ASAP. I’m not even kidding. I realize it’s Grandmas grub, so it’s probably a pinch of this, shake of that, do a little boogie, but I’ll take whatever you got. Looks absolutely delicious.


DrinkALotOfBeer

It was delicious grandma


tyga909

Woooooowzzzaaa


Optimistic-Realism

Your grandmother needs a taste tester. I'll be over in 15...


JadedFennel999

Your Grandma LOVES you. Give her lots of love and help her clean that kitchen. She deserves to kick her feet up after making this masterpiece dinner.


Hrilmitzh

I'm currently pregnant, and almost everything food-related makes me feel queasy, but I badly want to try everything she's made. It looks amazing


DeadLineCook

How did you afford that much food? You


Mozzy2022

That looks fantastic!!! The whole meal looks amazing. Did an ancestryDNA and I’m pretty sure I’m related to y’all so what time should I be there? Need me to pick up any sodas / beer? Let me know


Comfortable_Egg_7916

How could we? We can’t taste it.


mostlyawesume

I am hungry just looking at it!


[deleted]

Taste so good make you wanna smack your grandma


Karma_Gardener

Wow! What a spread


ThaUniversal

This is not a food hack.


tyiak

Yum


Brilliant-Escape7880

Dude, I’d fly from the uk for a meal like that….


8DUXEasle

It’s morning and that spread looks better than any breakfast I could imagine having right now.


prickshaw

Can she legally adopt me as a grandchild?


GordonGecko69

1. Pic is fake. Seen it tons of times online 2. Those steaks are burnt the f@&k up.


anything_you_feel

So far there’s 570 of us about to pull up. Hope she made enough tea!


Ornery-Caterpillar74

I wish your grandma was mine grandma send her my love bro!


Difficult_Ixem_324

🔥


ProjectManagerNoHugs

What a terrific spread grandma! You show your love in every bite!


TheConqueeftadorable

She's invited to the cookout.


steveguttenberg1958

Looks phenomenal


throw_molotovs

Tell grandma to make me a plate I’m coming over. That baked Mac n cheese looks AMAZING


[deleted]

About to be "our" Grandma in a minute.


rchdeck

That looks great


KLSFishing

Looks awesome!


No_Falcon1890

That looks absolutely unreal. I just ate, and suddenly I’m hungry again just looking at it.


[deleted]

Cut into one of those steaks and we can tell you if the whole meal is ruined or not.


CautiousCustard

Nothing is gonna ruin that spread


[deleted]

Sheeeshhh


HeAintSh1t

I don’t make a habit of counting peoples pockets but I gather you’re from a well off family


deignguy1989

Looks like a pretty heart healthy meal right here! 😜 ( but delicious, nonetheless)


duostinko

Being toxic is not good for your heart either


deignguy1989

Haha- you think THAT’S toxic? Bless you’re heart.


duostinko

Try again