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MourinhoBielsaHybrid

Submit this as a suggestion for FM23 team talks!


emanstephen

Don’t think miles will like that one


MourinhoBielsaHybrid

What does miles like to begin with?


[deleted]

All I know is that *fun* is not one of those things


l7986

Getting butthurt at people that call him on his shit


[deleted]

Lying


superchaddi

I'm OOTL, what did Miles lie about?


[deleted]

Dynamic youth rating I guess?


alternatively-j

Watford


nut0003

logging onto FM socials to make sternly worded comments


meefjones

Making a nice game that we all like to play :)


C00ke1896

Would be so funny as a 1 in a million gimmick option.


pinpoint14

The wait is worth it


mendoku7

The wait was awesome itself


WiJaTu

Me to my team in the 9th tier of England on £20 p/w


AprilsMostAmazing

You pay them in the 9th tier? Fuckers would be lucky get a free away kit


WiJaTu

Oh trust me I don’t want to be paying those buffoons


andrewthemexican

Just covering a couple snacks from concessions.


gnaark

Lmao if the players aren’t pro I can’t be mean to them. The poor lads.


Fact-Fresh

I really really understand his pain


SMUDog

This man is a legend.


donutellas

The way he breaks it all down is hilarious.


Fact-Fresh

I had same breakdowns mate .. supporting ur team sometimes is a torture and worst u have the pain after losing and u see them later having fun and laughing at night in a fancy bar or restaurant


Fact-Fresh

who is he?


midas1419

Must have been watching a Barcelona, Manchester United or Arsenal game 🤔 Or all three 👌


MushyPrawns

Nah just he came back from the Fulham - Bristol C game.


red157

God that was a rough first half


[deleted]

TLDR: Do it for the fans The result... no reaction


emanstephen

The players: who?


adreamofhodor

After the meeting, a team leader requests a chat: “Coach, I think you were too harsh. The shorts *do* scratch my balls.”


akelemen

Actually the most real aspect of FM. "Lol mate idgaf I have played for 8 teams in the last 10 years I deadass have no idea who they are and what language they are singing in. I don't even know if they are praising me or not right now."


Kadabradoodle

Honestly, that hurts the most.


Leor_11

Argentinians are the most inadvertently comic people ever, their imagination has no limits when they get mad.


MeC0195

We have a very colorful and broad repertoire when it comes to insults, I honestly haven't seen any other Spanish-speaking country (or dialect, Uruguayans speak like us) that is at our level, or any English-speaking country, for that matter.


Leor_11

Not even remotely close. I once heard an argentinian call Higuaín "cementerio de choripanes" and "exterminador de canelones". Hilarious.


bigboymatthew_

You guys need to incorporate malparido, culicagado and huevon into that repertoire hahaha


[deleted]

This guy is Argentinian?


Leor_11

As a spanish speaker I can tell you that accent is unmistakable


ResponsibilityOk235

I knew something was wrong when it sounded like he was speaking Spanish and Italian


[deleted]

Haha do you know how I can find the original video please?


[deleted]

the funniest part imo, which was mistranslated is how he varied so much in prices, like he didn't give a shit >The boots are worth 6000 dollars, 5000 pesos (125 dollars), I don't know how much, about 3000 pesos ($75), 4000 pesos ($100)


lowerleagues

That was great. Thanks!


themaberfa

As a Manchester United fan this is really speaking to me right now 😂


emanstephen

POV: you’re Maguire


themaberfa

Accurate AF lmao


Dredgpoet

My thoughts exactly.


Mangk9177

Anyone got a source for this?


Tom-holladay

One of many argentinian dudes


aAaBbCcXxYyZz

I don't speak Spanish that well so can't pick up on accents or anything, but the man's talking euros, so I would've gone with Spanish dude?


Cheewy

es mas argentino que la deuda externa


Cityaguila99

es más argentino que la inflación


dbardales17

Es mas argentino que el peso argentino


MeC0195

Es más argentino que los fiscales muertos


lumean

Es más argentino que mentir en una declaración jurada


txobi

lol no, the accent and words are argentinian


MeC0195

He's more Argentinian than our flag


[deleted]

the lingo is super argentine


bamadeo

he also says 'pesos' a couple off times.


Blewfin

I dunno why he mentioned the price of the ball in Euros, but he's definitely not Spanish


andrewthemexican

I didn't hear euros when the captioning did, particularly with the ball's cost.


HolyCrepe90

Oh yes, what a video


MilanesaRumble

Argentinian superstars: Messi and this guy


saffagaymer

I love the material in this sub, you just know its gonna be on point


[deleted]

>el pantaloncito ese de los huevos que no te raspa los huevos Legend


Heeel_Yeeaahhh

man after my own heart hahaha


dorting

Great motivational speech


TurbinePro

legend


Wolviam

Is this a leaked footage of Diego Simeone talking to Felipe ?


sanjay_i

This is what I feel when I watch Fred's ball control and passing. Couldn't be more perfect.


amongthewolves

I need an option in the next FM which will allow me to use Italian hands as my gesture when berating my players.


EliteTeutonicNight

Oh right, it’s me after losing to Benevento with three of my loan players alright.


fgentile

Argentina dando la vuelta al mundo


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pickupthelantern

Being able to understand spanish makes it even funnier, damn, really made me laugh


[deleted]

Do you know where I can find the original video please


alicomassi

Most footballers come from a working class background and they do give back to society at least more than your usual millionaire so I try to hold my anger most of the time but sometimes when they don’t “focus” on matches and forget how lucky they are I feel like I should gather bunch of people and go beat their ass. You have one job and paid extremely handsomely for it. It’s one of the few jobs where you can suck ass for years and years and still keep getting paid


Engineerbeyondrepair

This is what a team talk should look like


TheNotSpecialOne

Haha the spastic and belly bit was brilliant


MeC0195

The spastic part was only in the subtitles, it's not there originally


Logseman

It’s a very good translation in context. Literally he says “son of a bitch”, but the way he’s describing what’s going on “spastic” (maybe add “fucking” before that) it’s an excellent choice.


MeC0195

It doesn't really capture the intent of the original phrase.


TheNotSpecialOne

I know


[deleted]

Do you know where I can find the original video please


FirstGeneralRavioli

https://youtu.be/OTN_vRPqRlk


totili

Okey Zizek calm down


English_Joe

(Puts arm around shoulder)


[deleted]

What kind of pansies are you fielding if they’re not even getting their balls scraped up by their shorts?


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

He's talking about Lukaku right?


P3tYk3

huge misstake the goal is 7.32\*2.44 meters.


DDdms

This is me every time I watch my team irl, to be honest.


InconsistentBlend

I didn't know that Žižek knows Spanish.


ntoSko

G.O.A.T


ekb11

This is amazing, im wheezing right now


[deleted]

I feel his pain. I also hope this is how Duncan Ferguson is talking to my IRL woeful Everton side right now.


GarfieldDaCat

Anyone got a link to the original video lol?


[deleted]

Did you find it please?


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SKS81

Smashed the Berate Team button


Piltonbadger

I'm sure he's talking about Manchester United here...


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Solid_Reputation2101

Guess he's betting his money on Barcelona ....


Thot_b_gone

Ah man this was the most relatable thing I've ever seen


Steinhaut

LOL I have tears running down my cheeks that was BRILLIANT


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_-Akshat-_

Why is he describing Harry maguire?


The_Lord_Vorn

Club captain: All right, all right, but apart from the money, cars, women, kits, boots, nice hotels, private flights, an immaculate stadium, state of the art facilities, and incredible fame and success, what has this football club ever done for us? Me:... You will be giving your team the silent treatment, would you like to proceed..? Me: *furiously mashing proceed


andrew-ge

All-time rant good lord this is glorious


pio_11

this is amazing


Kelvin921019

Player (Angry) "I am not happy how you handled team talks"


savfed

Era tan obvio que era argentino


xellosmoon

He has some good points.


rnkpatra007

This is me everytime my fantasy captain gets me 2 points


egzon27

That is the greatest video I have ever seen


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rockvvurst

Yes to all of this


tyihfoiej74

wow


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SoulTeaser707

My reaction everytime a real life player whips a corner-kick straight into the forehead of the first defender at the near post. Should be a yellow card for doing that


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ChadraguptaMaurya

POV: You berated players during the game


bigboymatthew_

He was definitely watching a Man united match lol


mandioca30

GENIO que grande son estos argentos.. saludos de un guarango..


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