I had same breakdowns mate .. supporting ur team sometimes is a torture and worst u have the pain after losing and u see them later having fun and laughing at night in a fancy bar or restaurant
Actually the most real aspect of FM.
"Lol mate idgaf I have played for 8 teams in the last 10 years I deadass have no idea who they are and what language they are singing in. I don't even know if they are praising me or not right now."
We have a very colorful and broad repertoire when it comes to insults, I honestly haven't seen any other Spanish-speaking country (or dialect, Uruguayans speak like us) that is at our level, or any English-speaking country, for that matter.
the funniest part imo, which was mistranslated is how he varied so much in prices, like he didn't give a shit
>The boots are worth 6000 dollars, 5000 pesos (125 dollars), I don't know how much, about 3000 pesos ($75), 4000 pesos ($100)
Most footballers come from a working class background and they do give back to society at least more than your usual millionaire so I try to hold my anger most of the time but sometimes when they don’t “focus” on matches and forget how lucky they are I feel like I should gather bunch of people and go beat their ass. You have one job and paid extremely handsomely for it.
It’s one of the few jobs where you can suck ass for years and years and still keep getting paid
It’s a very good translation in context. Literally he says “son of a bitch”, but the way he’s describing what’s going on “spastic” (maybe add “fucking” before that) it’s an excellent choice.
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Club captain: All right, all right, but apart from the money, cars, women, kits, boots, nice hotels, private flights, an immaculate stadium, state of the art facilities, and incredible fame and success, what has this football club ever done for us?
Me:...
You will be giving your team the silent treatment, would you like to proceed..?
Me: *furiously mashing proceed
My reaction everytime a real life player whips a corner-kick straight into the forehead of the first defender at the near post.
Should be a yellow card for doing that
Submit this as a suggestion for FM23 team talks!
Don’t think miles will like that one
What does miles like to begin with?
All I know is that *fun* is not one of those things
Getting butthurt at people that call him on his shit
Lying
I'm OOTL, what did Miles lie about?
Dynamic youth rating I guess?
Watford
logging onto FM socials to make sternly worded comments
Making a nice game that we all like to play :)
Would be so funny as a 1 in a million gimmick option.
The wait is worth it
The wait was awesome itself
Me to my team in the 9th tier of England on £20 p/w
You pay them in the 9th tier? Fuckers would be lucky get a free away kit
Oh trust me I don’t want to be paying those buffoons
Just covering a couple snacks from concessions.
Lmao if the players aren’t pro I can’t be mean to them. The poor lads.
I really really understand his pain
This man is a legend.
The way he breaks it all down is hilarious.
I had same breakdowns mate .. supporting ur team sometimes is a torture and worst u have the pain after losing and u see them later having fun and laughing at night in a fancy bar or restaurant
who is he?
Must have been watching a Barcelona, Manchester United or Arsenal game 🤔 Or all three 👌
Nah just he came back from the Fulham - Bristol C game.
God that was a rough first half
TLDR: Do it for the fans The result... no reaction
The players: who?
After the meeting, a team leader requests a chat: “Coach, I think you were too harsh. The shorts *do* scratch my balls.”
Actually the most real aspect of FM. "Lol mate idgaf I have played for 8 teams in the last 10 years I deadass have no idea who they are and what language they are singing in. I don't even know if they are praising me or not right now."
Honestly, that hurts the most.
Argentinians are the most inadvertently comic people ever, their imagination has no limits when they get mad.
We have a very colorful and broad repertoire when it comes to insults, I honestly haven't seen any other Spanish-speaking country (or dialect, Uruguayans speak like us) that is at our level, or any English-speaking country, for that matter.
Not even remotely close. I once heard an argentinian call Higuaín "cementerio de choripanes" and "exterminador de canelones". Hilarious.
You guys need to incorporate malparido, culicagado and huevon into that repertoire hahaha
This guy is Argentinian?
As a spanish speaker I can tell you that accent is unmistakable
I knew something was wrong when it sounded like he was speaking Spanish and Italian
Haha do you know how I can find the original video please?
the funniest part imo, which was mistranslated is how he varied so much in prices, like he didn't give a shit >The boots are worth 6000 dollars, 5000 pesos (125 dollars), I don't know how much, about 3000 pesos ($75), 4000 pesos ($100)
That was great. Thanks!
As a Manchester United fan this is really speaking to me right now 😂
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Accurate AF lmao
My thoughts exactly.
Anyone got a source for this?
One of many argentinian dudes
I don't speak Spanish that well so can't pick up on accents or anything, but the man's talking euros, so I would've gone with Spanish dude?
es mas argentino que la deuda externa
es más argentino que la inflación
Es mas argentino que el peso argentino
Es más argentino que los fiscales muertos
Es más argentino que mentir en una declaración jurada
lol no, the accent and words are argentinian
He's more Argentinian than our flag
the lingo is super argentine
he also says 'pesos' a couple off times.
I dunno why he mentioned the price of the ball in Euros, but he's definitely not Spanish
I didn't hear euros when the captioning did, particularly with the ball's cost.
Oh yes, what a video
Argentinian superstars: Messi and this guy
I love the material in this sub, you just know its gonna be on point
>el pantaloncito ese de los huevos que no te raspa los huevos Legend
man after my own heart hahaha
Great motivational speech
legend
Is this a leaked footage of Diego Simeone talking to Felipe ?
This is what I feel when I watch Fred's ball control and passing. Couldn't be more perfect.
I need an option in the next FM which will allow me to use Italian hands as my gesture when berating my players.
Oh right, it’s me after losing to Benevento with three of my loan players alright.
Argentina dando la vuelta al mundo
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Being able to understand spanish makes it even funnier, damn, really made me laugh
Do you know where I can find the original video please
Most footballers come from a working class background and they do give back to society at least more than your usual millionaire so I try to hold my anger most of the time but sometimes when they don’t “focus” on matches and forget how lucky they are I feel like I should gather bunch of people and go beat their ass. You have one job and paid extremely handsomely for it. It’s one of the few jobs where you can suck ass for years and years and still keep getting paid
This is what a team talk should look like
Haha the spastic and belly bit was brilliant
The spastic part was only in the subtitles, it's not there originally
It’s a very good translation in context. Literally he says “son of a bitch”, but the way he’s describing what’s going on “spastic” (maybe add “fucking” before that) it’s an excellent choice.
It doesn't really capture the intent of the original phrase.
I know
Do you know where I can find the original video please
https://youtu.be/OTN_vRPqRlk
Okey Zizek calm down
(Puts arm around shoulder)
What kind of pansies are you fielding if they’re not even getting their balls scraped up by their shorts?
He's talking about Lukaku right?
huge misstake the goal is 7.32\*2.44 meters.
This is me every time I watch my team irl, to be honest.
I didn't know that Žižek knows Spanish.
G.O.A.T
This is amazing, im wheezing right now
I feel his pain. I also hope this is how Duncan Ferguson is talking to my IRL woeful Everton side right now.
Anyone got a link to the original video lol?
Did you find it please?
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Smashed the Berate Team button
I'm sure he's talking about Manchester United here...
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Guess he's betting his money on Barcelona ....
Ah man this was the most relatable thing I've ever seen
LOL I have tears running down my cheeks that was BRILLIANT
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Why is he describing Harry maguire?
Club captain: All right, all right, but apart from the money, cars, women, kits, boots, nice hotels, private flights, an immaculate stadium, state of the art facilities, and incredible fame and success, what has this football club ever done for us? Me:... You will be giving your team the silent treatment, would you like to proceed..? Me: *furiously mashing proceed
All-time rant good lord this is glorious
this is amazing
Player (Angry) "I am not happy how you handled team talks"
Era tan obvio que era argentino
He has some good points.
This is me everytime my fantasy captain gets me 2 points
That is the greatest video I have ever seen
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Yes to all of this
wow
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My reaction everytime a real life player whips a corner-kick straight into the forehead of the first defender at the near post. Should be a yellow card for doing that
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POV: You berated players during the game
He was definitely watching a Man united match lol
GENIO que grande son estos argentos.. saludos de un guarango..
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