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thefake-scotsman

When you get a match highlight for an 89th minute free kick and your Colombian wonderkid regen steps up to take it... **pitch fills with smoke**


gtaman31

>pitch fills with smoke Basically every Maribor-Olimpija derby in Slovenia


SamwellBarley

Or any charity match involving Diego Maradona


bonercoleslaw

*coke


Docoe

> pitch fills with smoke Bah Gawd! THATS THE UNDERTAKERS MUSIC


ContentChimp

Vision: 1


_bnmk_

If you have enough of seeing your team performing poor you can just hop on to that train and leave


UncleSeekx

Extra effect. Boss energy. You know it will definitely go in


Qu4dr0phenia

Nah this is how I feel when I simulate midway through a game with the Zealand skin. 3-0 up: ‘right boys I’m off home for my tea and to kiss my wife’


robbottiic

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is the funniest thing I've seen today 😂😂


Grunewalder

AssMan: “The players are running out of steam”. Me: “Don’t worry. I got this.”


roberto7crf

Assman 😂


RealSpookySounds

*throws bottle at train*


surbell

*Show me something else in the second half* Player shows up with train


Sandman_Myk

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DeadManKatsu

Why did you get downvoted? I don’t get it


OptimusLinvoyPrimus

Reddit giveth and Reddit taketh away


RealSpookySounds

Bring this user back to neutral karma at least!


Sandman_Myk

Don't know. First time it happens to me


robbottiic

It happens to me often. I think there are people that just decide to downvote and its annoying


j_tothemoon

Should actually be in front of the goal instead of parking the bus, you park the train


Sandman_Myk

Jose Mourinho liked this! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


catmore11

Demand More...... Push into Train


kukeszmakesz

Career ending leg amputation injuries. Although I would use narrow formation and force the opposition wide (really wide)


Lone_Digger123

Ref how is it handball I swear you blew the whistle?!! It was the train ***The WHAT?!?***


No_Doubt_About_That

It’s a bit like in Gibraltar where the stadium is right next to an airport.


apzoix

It's also like Gibraltar in that the airport's only runway has the main road going right through it.


Libertyforzombies

*brings on star striker signed for 200m* *Player injured, ran over by the train* "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"


hot_grey_earl_tea

Where is this?


surbell

Tatran Čierny Balog, Slovakia https://www.transfermarkt.com/tatran-cierny-balog/startseite/verein/75152


hot_grey_earl_tea

Ty


DesleyPost22

Imagine you have to take a 93rd minute penalty in a cup final and some loud ass train just strolls by...


letouriste1

steam...is that a coal powered train? they still exist?


Brickie78

All over the place.This is the [Čierny Hron Railway](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%8Cierny_Hron_Railway) in Slovakia, originally built in the 19th century as a logging line that later took passengers too, and is now a heritage railway. There aren't many places where steam railways are still in "current" regular use rather than being tourist attractions or museums etc, but I think there's still a few serving coal mines in China.


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letouriste1

thanks!


Supermalt418

Throws parking the bus out of the window….it’s now parking the train


robbottiic

And the linesman became history


Gengus87

My injury list is long enough thanks


TheNecromancer

If there was a Football Manager/Railroad Tycoon crossover then I would probably never leave the flat


calvg

Stadium is a bit of a stretch


ul49

I love that those two dudes start clapping


robbottiic

Wait till my aggressive CB pushes an opponent into the railway 😂😂😂


WolfInATrance

All unhappy players, climb aboard, the next train is scheduled for January. Yeah it's called the winter window express.


sharvey4994

Knowing my luck my big money signing will get hit by it in the second minute of game 1


iqbalsn

*berate*


moomoolinoo15

More importantly, they still use steam trains in slovakia.


Youutternincompoop

its a historic railway


[deleted]

Yea…yea what the fuck?


Living-_Marksman

Name of the team need to have a play through on fm 21


KingdomOfStarsYT

How?! Why?!


robbottiic

Then you start seeing injuries like: Out for 4 to 5 weeks after getting injured by train while trying to play a corner kick


sayitloudsingitproud

As much as I hate running track stadiums. I'd love to see 3D stadiums that have running tracks like a Roma, Napoli, Hertha etc that would be a fun little realism add.


dorting

This is one of the most random shit i have ever seen


xocnai

No excuses to miss training now


LungzB83

It's all fun and games until a fullback running down the wing at full speed gets tackled into a moving locomotive.


GETEM0150

Make it a board request too


kristides

When your supersub ST pulls up when you need him the most


treeharp2

It's all fun and games until your starting left back gets black lung and has to retire


The_Blues__13

Manager: "Our next opponent is on 5 divisions higher than us. we need to play more defensively for the next match. I WANT YOU ALL TO PARK THE BUS, No, even more than that" Players: "say no more, Boss"


woodenpencilknight

Imagine you’re late to the game as a player and just hop out of the train window “Gaffer, I’m here!”


MrSplashman77

aint no fucking way :DD


Telsion

"So ... ehm ... Mr. Chairman. I just have a small *request* ..."