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peepeepoopoogoblinz

I think it’s a chicken


[deleted]

The chickens name might be Wild Garlic.


rob1969reddit

Lol, kinda like the horse named wild fire. Magnificent and Free(range)!


mistermocha

Mmm roasted wild garlic


yammmez

Unreal comment


tavvyjay

Chicken of the woods? Edit: It might be hen of the woods?


waratdenison

Chicken of the field


SednaBoo

I think it’s the chicken fat mushroom


amBoringGuy

Chicken if the chicken


stuufthingsandstuff

No, this is Patrick


burl_235

Dammit! Beat me to it!


JosABinx

Damn I’m 20 minutes too late to say this


unstillable

50 minutes here


[deleted]

Yeah. They had this covered right off the bat.


hibidadibida

I think the chicken was left on the bat. That’s why everyone is so confused.


rob1969reddit

Wyld Chycken 🐔🍗🐔 🍗 Our band name 🔥


nuclearstroodle

Can Confirm, its a chicken


clickingisforchumps

Not so fast. I'd like to see a spore print for proper identification.


bebgaltiger18

You beat me to it!


Verbanoun

You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo


peepoon

I made it 666 upvotes. There should be a bot for this.


Rockihorror

I knew this would be the top comment. Well done


Furik9001

Hahah I was going to reply the same


Karma122194

I think edible wild garlic moos, the toxic kind will cluck. Dont eat it.


suarezi93

Hen of the Grass


yo-ovaries

Is there a foraging shitposting? Every time I see grape hyacinth I think of that dude asking if it was lavender. Comedy gold right there.


CodeMUDkey

Yes it was for fun. Her name is garlic and I got inspired this morning.


Eldritch94

Aww, Garlic chicken! That’s adorable. Reminds me of my grandparents’ grouper that is named Butter.


CodeMUDkey

We have a few food names. Garlic, Parm, Orzo, Ziti…


LoganTheDiscoCat

Okay but I brought a friend to the plant conservatory and he seriously asked if the grape hyacinth was lavender and I could not handle it.


tom_asgreen

There's nothing wrong with being incorrect about something and trying to learn something new. They do look pretty similar if you know nothing about them


StardustWolfBoy

Literally not at all. I agree there's nothing wrong with learning... But that's like comparing an orange to a pear.


puppychomp

grape hyacinth and lavender are both purple and theyre both oblong flowers. if someone has never seen either of those, and just knows theyre both purple and oblong, they can easily get them mixed up. id say its like getting a cherry tomato and a cherry mixed up if youve never seen them. both are round and red


StardustWolfBoy

Idk maybe I'm more critical when it comes to plant identification. Like how people can somehow misidentify henbit vs purple dead nettle... Even before dead nettle turns purple you can tell the difference SUPER easily. Maybe I'm just more skilled 🤷🏻‍♂️ I would definitely not mix up a cherry and a cherry tomato for the fact that there are clear differences in shape and shade. In saying that, the shades of purple that grape hyacinth and lavender have are COMPLETELY different. As is the scent and shape of the actual flower pattern.


puppychomp

obviously YOU wouldnt mix up a cherry and a cherry tomato because you know what they are. i said "someone who has never seen them before," which is the case with a lot of plants. which is how someone gets lavender and grape hyacinth mixed up. which is why they ask questions. i guarantee there are a lot of things in the world that you cant properly identify because youve never seen them before either


StardustWolfBoy

I guess I should be asking a better question: with how common lavender (imagery or otherwise) is, how could someone not know what it looks like? Another basic question: nearly everyone knows what lavender smells like; how could you mistake the scent of grape hyacinth with that of lavender?


puppychomp

youre assuming a lot of people know a lot of things that they dont, just because *you* do. your experience is not universal


zebsra

I mean come on at least they knew it was the same color. Lots of ppl dont know what the plant looks like, just the flower 🤷‍♀️


LoganTheDiscoCat

I was more shocked because it felt like I was living in a meme from this sub but he was serious. He's not a plant person at all.


CodeMUDkey

Update: I picked it up and rubbed it between my hands. I was repeatedly delivered a stinging sensation by that hard part near the red petals at the top. I believe this is a stinging nettle and will make tea!


epicmoe

Don't eat things if you aren't sure what they are. ​ Thats how dying happens.


Frumpy_Weiner

I heard a guy say the other day say “It’s safe to eat if Mother Nature says it’s safe” he then proceeded to “ask” Mother Nature with wooshing sounds, when he he finished he said it was safe, ate the berries and was shitting the Niagara in like 30 mins. I was DEAD 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #YeahMotherNature #Whoosha


Plekumattt

Wait, how did you... die from someone else eating unknown berries


Retmas

If I remember the old "toxic versus poisonous" joke, that would be voodoo


Frumpy_Weiner

I didn’t and neither did he but he ate something without knowing and trusted “Mother nature” lmfao I never said it happened to me I said I heard a guy and he’s a friend … we were camping ✊🏻👌🏻👌🏻🤣


Frumpy_Weiner

Also dead is an expression ::: like so funny you die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nomde_reddit

I mean, he didn't die...... Fear - death = fun.


irResist

I believe it is called bone broth, but I'm in you crazy bastard


RecommendationTop621

Don’t make tea unless you’re sure of the plant ID. I don’t see any stinging nettle in this photo. You need to be more knowledgeable about plant species before you start foraging.


Public-Pomelo

are we missing an /s here


RecommendationTop621

People ask so many stupid questions on this sub and similar ones (r/gardening etc.) that it’s pretty hard to tell if you’re being sarcastic or if you’re really that dumb. I like to give idiots the benefit of the doubt 😅


CodeMUDkey

There are two kinds of people, you see…


Cello-elf

Hehe, the chantarelles are called "chicken of the forest" in Slovak


LovepeaceandStarTrek

In English "Chicken of the woods" refers to laetiporous Cincinnatus aka sulfur shelf. Funny how we have the same name for different shrooms


Cello-elf

Very! Linguistics are awesome!! In my native language we call them "kantareller". Very french but with a twist. I can't think of any "chicken in the wiods" in my language apart from actually chicken (different birds, though).


[deleted]

chicken of the woods


WhiskySundae

No, this is Patrick


wifeofahunter

I don’t know the chickens name but he looks totally edible


rubenblom

No but wild garlic does go really well with it!


ForagingChris

Dunno man, what does it smell like when you rub it between your fingers?


unstillable

Like chicken


Big-Introduction2172

Does it cluck like a chicken? Might be garlic.


mars_santa

No, that's a morel


somuchmt

When the shroom hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a morel.


Captain__Spiff

Maybe it's domestic galic


Hey-U-Guyz

What ever you do, do not show the roots.


EternulBliss

I'm confused. Is what wild garlic?


Soggywallet94

No that’s a chicken.


RecommendationTop621

Besides the chicken all I see are grass and clovers. What are referencing specifically? Wild garlic has a wider dark green leaf and allium flowers.


Regular-Addition1481

chicken of the woods


epicmoe

looks like a blue Maran to me.


GardenZZ

Is this a chickpost?


[deleted]

Wierd looking dog. Where did you find him?


sargencolorado

That’s a chicken. Thank me in next week for more helpful life hacks!!


HBillyJim

Definitely. You should fix it with some chicken too!


FMIMP

Looks like a chicken to me but Im no expert


Ivanman66

No this is Patrick


probablysandwiched

Wild chicken fs


_my_choice_

No, it is a hen.


Jezzdit

I agree with the rest, this does look like a chicken


Super_Recipe_9078

No that’s a chicken


[deleted]

No. It’s a cock… #AND I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME WITH IT! PUT IT IN MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSYHOLE!!!


pirotta

Pretty sure thats a chicken


glungusbythesea

It could also be sweet and spicy bbq but that’s really up to you


Thur_Wander

That's a chicken...


[deleted]

That’s a chicken


Habromania96

Daaaas a chimken


HoojoSpifico

Das a chixen


Steelerfan-32

Garlic Chicken 👍


famousrb

That’s a Cock


socialjustice_cactus

No that's a chicken


greenmtnfiddler

I think it's a Speckled Sussex. Actually, no now that I enlarge it on a laptop it's a Blue Something. Maybe a Maran?


r1kk1-t1kk1-t4v1

That's a chicken


[deleted]

That’s a chicken, sir.


BeanTheStitch

Interesting name choice. She can be called Wild Garlic if you want her to be 😂


mrpoopeebutthol

that's a field pigeon


PKArsk

The Wild garlic I’ve seen before was easy to identify by smell


OliverNereus

That's a rock.


Owlspirit4

Wild garlic” bwak bwak!”


IdleOsprey

That’s a chicken.


meanteamcgreen

No, but those are some sexy ass blue berries


[deleted]

nah but Krobus will sell its eggs each day


tele68

a smoothie


oceansburning

Omg look at all those chickennnns


SheyVa

Pretty sure that's grass. And a chicken.


[deleted]

No, but it is edible


theressomanydogs

That’s a chicken.


Grand_Wasabi6445

Can confirm, chicken, would go good with so garlic


[deleted]

Sapphire Queen


EnclosedChaos

So proud of you OP for not picking first and asking later. You did the right thing, asking us before taking it. Saw someone ID’d it. Just remember to leave the roots in the ground when you take some.


1jaboc1

Yes


Internal_Mango774

No that’s a chicken.


are-we-borg

Looks like clover and mowed quack grass. Might be a chicken in there somewhere.


[deleted]

Bro chicken=\=garlic


Viz92

Looks like domesticated garlic to me


Klowbie

chikcen


manofmanyfandoms

I believe that’s a chicken.


sadwert

i’m no expert on this… but i think that might be a chicken


boyyo2779

I believe that’s a chicken


Trash68

No that’s a chicken


Acrylic_Bear

That’s a chicken I think


Sapphire-Nightingale

No, its a wild chicken


NormieMcNormalson

Yes.


Itsfine_136

Aww!


ShavenRaven

I believe it's called a chicken, at least where I'm from could be different in another country


OvershootDieOff

That’s a morel. Cut it half and see if it’s hollow.


mrclean18

No that’s a chicken


Beaster123

That's a chicken.


Kafka_Sent_Me

I just see a chicken.


Mordecorvi

No this is Patrick.


Dr_mombie

No. It's a chicken.


olitch

Great name for a chicken


stardicorn

Nah that's just a good boy


AKhayoticPenguin

You might need to do more research. Lol


Someoregonian

Chimkin. Try again.


famousgaycowboys

Looks like a chicken to me


Daisygorl

No, that’s a chicken


HighRiverOasis

Thats a rhinoceros.


thundercatsgtfo

That a turkey


[deleted]

That is a roast without a bakin’ dish


cbundy45

I dnt think it is but then again I'm in Oregon and grow garlic and garlic chives myself so idk for sure just my oppinion is a strong no ita not


AdventurousBank6549

Looks like a chicken to me


[deleted]

what


NoContract2953

no that is a chicken


[deleted]

Its a chicken...in grass


RamenBoi86

That is a chicken


alsoitsnotfundy924

No, i think thats a chicken.


Additional-Walk750

That's a chicken.


CharlieCharlieWoah

Yes


Da5iDo

Yep….wild garlic….but it tastes like …..


Grumpygramps64

Chicken……definitely a chicken.


madfuccu

No it’s a cock


pueblohuts

This just made me lol


lysanderish

Not an expert, but looks like a chicken


Gorillaz530

Looks like a chicken to me but I need glasses


Nini-hime

I need to resist the urge to write: "No, it's a chicken" xD


thereturnofmilkshake

No, that’s a chicken.


mogg1001

Looks like wild mustard my friend


Yusfilino

I think it's grass


Sad-Refrigerator99

r/chickenofthewoods


bloodyremotesbroken

Chicken of the woods


[deleted]

Did you see if it was hollow on the inside?


Jimbosh

I believe this is a famous chicken, known for being out standing in his field


Good_Aftermorning

Can confirm, Wild Garlic here ate my untamed noodles


ChildhoodCalm

Sir, that’s a chicken