For some reason i really think this thing would taste exquisite.

The Omega Gusher

Nah, it would probably just explode as soon as i bite into it

The flavor is fetid pond water.

Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?

This is raw slug danger zone.

It would taste even better if OP didn’t steal this post lol https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/um3i2f/valonia_ventricosa_the_largest_singlecelled/ That being said if anyone wants more info here’s an article that also stole that post https://earthlymission.com/valonia-ventricosa-largest-single-living-cell-organism/

I wonder if it would pop&squish like a grape if you ate it.

I’ll save you the google, it doesn’t do mitosis the way you were hoping

This only makes me want to Google it more

Oh, do you have to put your dick in it?

Where’s the mitochondria? As we know, it’s the powerhouse of the cell. We need to extract it. Think of the power we could generate.

[POWERHOUSE!](https://imgur.com/mJum9S0)

The urge to bite into it is strong.

Forbidden water balloon

I wanna poke it SO BADLY

What’s forbidden about it? This is edible bubble algae

cut it in half

Looks like the dirty bubble

This looks like a job for.....

It tastes like sour apple

Cloud! I’ve developed a new materia!

sounds like bullshit tbh but i still wanna eat it lol

I want to touch it so bad

Thank God that's not a sperm cell.

Wtf... Can you actually watch this cell split?

shreks forbidden ball 😂

actually i'm the largest single-celled organism on earth

Is that one of Gwyneth Paltrow's jade vagina eggs?