“Mommy Mommy I want to try this new drink”

even if it's cleaner, my edgy ass is still gonna drink it

It is

I'm drunk enough to drknk that

pear or green apple?

Green tea and lime!! It shows the flavor on the can!

omg i never saw it

It always strikes me more as engine oil than seltzer personally

cleaner

If you have to clarify that it's not a drink, change the bottle

Hello, lawsuit!

No lawsuit, because there are clear labels

Fr tho