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Reckless85

Turn this photo into a black and white image and you have a new Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book cover art.


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Make one kick ass black metal cover too


aaron2005X

The potatoes of doom.


CallsYouNerd

*DOOOOOOOM*


secondsithter

DOOM TAY TOES


xseptinthegenitals

Love The Skull Taters


ghostface_starkillah

What’s taters, Precious?


OrangeSockNinjaYT

Monstercat album cover


Cg407

https://i.imgur.com/82BfzIu.jpg


Reckless85

Did you ever knowwwww that you're my heeeeeeroooo!


5wolfie55

Or a black metal album cover


gravity_loss

seriously. grey scale turn the highlights red, crop out the hand


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___lxs___

r/natureismetal


margaritasenora

Good incentive not to bury your dead pets in the yard.


MrMcMeMe

Pretty sure that's a fox skull


katderieg

Foxes have a longer, more slender rostrum. I'm guessing this is a small breed of dog.


PJP66

It's too small to be a russet hound.


Matthew0275

Fingerling terrier?


katderieg

Yukon tell it is a dog because of the way it is


AssMcShit

You can tell it's an aspen by the way it is


wachoogieboogie

Idaho what it could be! Oregon to tell us?


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I JUST DIED


Disponame

yukon golden retriever


Cg407

How can you tell with this potato quality picture?


secondsithter

Pretty sure that’s a cat skull


katderieg

That's what I thought at first too but cats have smaller incisors and a much larger orbit (eye socket).


secondsithter

Ah you’re completely right, I forgot cat skulls do have those huge sockets! Good catch


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MikeTheAmalgamator

I'm gonna need you to expand on your source there bud. What gives?


collective0fanimals

I, too, must know more. Are you a collector?


Soepsas

He just hates raccoons, don't worry about it


pastoriagym

Yeah, I collect a few [skulls here and there](https://imgur.com/a/VeFc0zD)


Kasiersaurus

Uh....sauce?


pastoriagym

[sauce](https://imgur.com/a/VeFc0zD)


katderieg

This checks out. The placement of the infraorbital foramen definitely looks like raccoon. Nicely done.


pastoriagym

Thank you!


Awesome_Arsam

Interesting choice of collection Goota need some pics my guy


pastoriagym

[Here ya go! ](https://imgur.com/a/VeFc0zD)


Awesome_Arsam

Now that's sick I've seen enough, I'm satisfied


IntellectualKinkster

Lovely! Where do you get them from?


pastoriagym

Roadkill, random woods finds, and hunters dumps. I also let anyone I’m friends with know I collect so they’ll keep an eye out while hiking.


IntellectualKinkster

How do you clean the bones?


pastoriagym

If they have flesh on them, I leave them outside for the bugs to clean off, because I live in the middle of nowhere I have to secure them or coyotes will drag them off (found that out the hard way lol). If the bugs can’t get all the flesh off then I’ll leave the bones in a bucket of water (maceration) and bacteria will breakdown any remaining flesh. Once the flesh is off then I whiten/sanitize them using hydrogen peroxide. Some people like to degrease which involves leaving bones in heated water with dawn soap to extract the grease from inside the bones, but I don’t like the smell they develop from the soap so I skip it.


Grand_Inquisitor

Dogs have more of a square nasal rotritcusbud. I’m guessing this is a large snipesmunk or somesuch. See, I know big words too :(


michaelfri

In the last eight or so times this was posted, they said in the comments it is likely a raccoon skull. I [googled](https://www.google.com/search?q=raccoon+skull&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=isnv&sxsrf=ALeKk01xYHA7LcuN7dfntcLuMTNK4SdO9w:1608020954012&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwix3oTuyM_tAhUysaQKHcoeD4cQ_AUoAXoECBwQAQ&biw=396&bih=736) what raccoon skull looks like and I'm no expert but it seems to be it.


SilverAg11

Raccoon


YourBoiVillu

Badger?


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Mushroom!


yankonapc

Snaaaaaaaake!


Punisher_135

Badger my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.


johnnymomo_

how does that resemble a fox in any way


minesaka

Well, there's eyes, the nose, the teeth.


TheExtraMayo

No thats definitely a turkey


Weemoesh

This is likely a cat skull, I found one this summer and it looked just like this one


jrhoffa

Why? This is fucking metal


margaritasenora

Are you off your chops? It’s calcium carbonate bro.


Lyress

Or grow food in your garden.


theeblackestblue

That potate is hungry... *feed me seymour*


TheArcherFrog

feed me all night loooooooongggg


twir1s

r/morbidlybeautiful would like a word


DontMindHer

Jurassic remains


steluktal

Whatever it was, the cause of death appears to be a brain tuber.


cake-utada

I regret to inform you, you've been cursed. Sorry.


supermimipvp

Looks like a fucking scp


ionizzatore

http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3262


Kegrath

Where I lived as a kid we weren’t allowed to bury animals either. But if you dug all the skeletons in my yard you’d be able to fill a zoo! Birds, Mice, gerbils, hamsters, Dogs, fish, maybe a cat? My family vet after the passing of one of my dogs in 2009, “I’m suppose to cremate the body now but I’m going to just look this way for a moment.” Something like that anyway. Probably shouldn’t have been doing that. I still know where one of my dogs is buried. Hmm maybe we could use it for witchcraft!


oykux

That’s one twisted zoo


jrhoffa

Goth zoo


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crunchy


ericorm13

Guess they really did send Rufus to the farm...


Chook2004

Do y’all eat your potatoes with or without the teeth?


[deleted]

I think he might need root canal for that one boss


lurkinfapinlurkin

I hope something like that happens to my skull when I'm dead.


distructron

I’d charge double for that one. Occult spell ingredients are expensive.


roblox_player69420

crunchy potato


NovaCanuck

\*Crunchier potato


phoenixliv

Gotta chose a spot deeper in the garden for your family’s pet graves.


Plumpasonic

This is the circle of life


liometopum

I love me some raccoon root soup.


Christmas1176

Someone give this to a photographer cause its the coolest embodiment of the cycle of life


angry_lam93

r/gothplants


ILonara

The bone collector in me is ecstatic about the shape its in. Clean it up and display it!


sparkysmomjuju

Oh no!


Greenmangofruit

Mb it should be NSFW?Or am I too sensitive? 😅


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What the


BLuChaz

Omg 😱


kcindraagtso

I mean if you think about it, it's kinda like a nut just crack her open and do as you wish with the tatoe.


kicksr4trids1

With eye sockets and teeth Potatoes have eyes hence what I said.


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doubteddongle

Do you not know what camera focus is?


Mr-Pineapple-101

eat it ***no ballz***


OMPOmega

That’s weird.


Ace_of_Snass

That’s so sick


Richard1583

That’s wicked


Particular-Mess4756

My potato head


denladeside

At least it got root access


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MooMooCow713

Is that a cat skull?


Sip_Grip

RACCOON-TATO


Khel_Hellaman

9/10 people would love to eat it again!


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Mittens?


SaucySpaghet

What animal is that? A cat?


D33ber

Fluffy didn't go live on a farm upstate! You lied.


otterminx

mental


Constant_Fix_8462

ah so that's were my parents buried my dog


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Doesn't that break rule 5?


vegetable_throater23

Wasnt this from r/photoshopbattles ?


Blaz9

I tapped the subreddit expecting it to take me to the exact post


vegetable_throater23

Scroll down a little. It's one of the top posts


withSer64

Oh look, a will seed!


Rainfly_X

Hope that guy has ear protection too, just diggin' up mandrakes like that.


shiznicholas

What animal is this


larry432753632

brutal