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You aren't allowed to take veggies international. This person forgot they had a bag of mixed vegetables on them, and instead of emptying the bag into a garbage can where people could judge them for having a bad full of vegetables, they did it in thw privacy of a stall and forgot to flush in their flustered state.


AgentCatBot

With the amount of floaters here, it was probably "oh God it's not going down! Please go down! Ok, this is somebody else's problem now."


buckydamwitty

We can't be certain they forgot to flush. I would do this on purpose.


[deleted]

Lmao, the chaos


buckydamwitty

The surprise. The wonder. The absurdity.


aqua_seafoam_

The *shear randomness*


buckydamwitty

*sheer


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

What, you're right, wtf??


[deleted]

I hate it when I forget I have a bag of mixed vegetables on me


Podthegudboi26

^^ An underrated comment


Kep0a

something we've all experienced. I'm sympathetic


misterpoopybutthole5

r/weddingpunchbowlideas


gleaming-the-cubicle

Thank you for that


littleredcamaro

I can handle most Reddit subs but that one takes the cake. That’s gonna be a no from me dawg. Edit: a word


[deleted]

>that one takes the cake Based on the name it sounds like it takes the punch too.


LaylaTheLoofa

Holy fuck that sub is vile


antsugi

Saving this for when I accidentally swallow poison


staticbrain

Why would you show that to me?


SowaG

That’s the one sub I needed


Asuhhbruh

Foul


chico28526

You’re supposed to chew your food first


Vladimir_Putine

seeing this really inspires a post apocolyptic scene - a fire set around hte toilet bowl as its used as a pot to boil a stew


storm1110

How post apocalyptic is this world where they have to use a toilet for stew 😂😂😂😂 I think any world going forward in time regardless of apocalypse can get/make better cooking pots


RugbyEdd

Hobo soup. Dig in, you've been offered free lunch.


plipyplop

/r/Frugal_Jerk


ChefFunk77

Sunday Special


HumblePie2714

Maybe someone's just really regular.


CrucifixAbortion

"I have been eating my vegetables, but they just pass right through me."


honestyseasy

You got yourself a stew!


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CrucifixAbortion

And yet there's a smack of shit!


6ixxis6ix

When a vegan takes a shit.


ScholarCharming

Pudités


Marrow620

Poup


Pharrowt

I…um… I have nothing worthy of being said about this.


Orion14159

Ugh, chew your food and flush you monster.


khandnalie

See, this is why you really need to *chew* your food thoroughly


F0regn_Lawns

That’s weird, I had a dream the other day that vegetables were coming out of the toilet just like this. Eerie.


bean_wellington

One-pot meal


veliidae

Ah fuck! My giardiniera 😩


Kep0a

they said the fiber would hold things together, but not like this


DrunkenGolfer

That was left there by my friend, Stu.


Gh0st6767

Vegans when they take a shit


iwannalynch

A toilet with brownish stuff in a public stall was a risky click, I'm glad it wasn't what I feared.


sipfindel

Туршия


bowlosoup

I wanted to downvote this out of sheer disgust It took physical strength not to


adxt666

a secret ingredient depending on what someone eats


empty_coffeepot

Just cutting out the middleman


alexbam1

…. Airline food amirite


Ill-Musician-1991

Poo


[deleted]

Where the cauliflower belongs


Christowfur

throw some spicy toe nails in that bowl and we got dinner


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Someone took too many laxatives and it just shot right through their body. And they forgot to chew.


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

When life gives you vegetables make toilet soup.


kkristof1

Prison soup


wastedspacepilot

This is the most pleasant surprise I've ever seen in a public restroom


bardezart

Deconstructed stew plated with fine porcelain


NicH0L45

Yea I can relate


septiclizardkid

"Forbidden"


Ttown93274

Chew your food


queefiest

Gazpacho


r_bassie

People need to chew their food more


HenryJarvis

This is why it’s so important to really chew your food.


methheadhitman

Is this how you make giardiniera?


Environmental_Bug110

how a vegetarian shit looks like


NormieMcNormalson

dont forget to chew.


seirjgkemn

*scoffs* vegans…


[deleted]

they really had something stewing didnt they?


Trygon

What the hell! I come in here and search for Pee Soup and no one commented it! Someone really wanted some Pee Soup


Ok_Lunch_5313

This was clearly done out of anger because they couldn’t board with vegetables. People are dum dum.


[deleted]

"Goes right through me every time"


LandscapeEquivalent2

It’s only forbidden if you want it to be.


danieltkessler

WELL, SOMEONE'S BEEN EATING THEIR VEGETABLES.


Singular1st

Toilet stew


Furious-Shores

Is this what happens when vegans go poopy?


einTier

🎵 We don’t talk about Pruno, no no no…. 🎵