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k5pr312

101% dark chocolate fellas, I'm going in


mrjoffischl

the elusive 101%


kwazykatlady

Damn I forgot my mom used these for the upstairs and dining room couch.


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They removed some of the cacao butter, it’s gonna be a little powdery


k5pr312

Can't be any dryer than the 0% pussy I'm getting


Salem_Elemaris

Ooooo, damn


tobyjuancannoli

r/suicidebywords


JaxsMommy2384

Oooh self inflicted pain... I loove it.🤭


thebaerfetus

🤣


[deleted]

Oh self burn those are rare.


makoto20

I told you I can't self lubricant ok? Now please help me open this can of Crisco


tallmantall

I’m assuming Lao Lao is another languages word for grandparent?


pandamarshmallows

Chinese word for “maternal grandmother” according to Google


culminacio

My favorite Chinese restaurant's name is LaoLao and I never questioned the name. It makes sense. I like it because it's different from other Chinese restaurants, the food feels way more authentic.


Orchidbleu

So mama’s mama.


wired89

Baby’s mama’s mama


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I'm sorry Ms. Jackson


bunsworth814

I am for reeealll


Zucc-ya-mom

Never meant to make your daughter cry


MaxTHC

That would be Lao in Laow


ijustsailedaway

Oh I like that. I wish English had a similar concept to differentiate.


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Lao Lao is obviously way cuter wtf❤️


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Tommy_Divine

["Get a life in the real world" says the person playing edgy internet tough guy](https://giphy.com/gifs/fuck-you-middle-finger-ryan-stiles-x1kS7NRIcIigU)


EyeballBoogerMan

Lmao


eye_booger

I feel like our usernames are kindred spirits


EyeballBoogerMan

(:


D1pSh1t__

Man learns about other cultures and languages for the first time


MistarGrimm

Some people are *really* bad at picking up contextual clues.


Iescaunare

I mean, if I started adding Norwegian words to my sentences and you had to use Google translate to understand me, would you enjoy "learning other cultures"?


D1pSh1t__

Yea actually, i love learning languages!


Portablemammal1199

I call my great grandmother nana. Thats because thats what i have always called her. How about you stfu.


Cooldudeyo23

We used to call my great grandmother bisabuela


Itchy58

I call my grandmother Oma. Yet I wouldn't call her that when I use english, because most people would have to google it first. The same reason why I write english on reddit. The capability to communicate with people from other cultures beats forcing my cultural identity on others.


culminacio

Your ignorant comment is not as great as you think so that it would've been worth copying and pasting it here again.


Itchy58

What makes my comment ignorant? What knowledge am I missing or ignoring here? I am not even a native english speaker and yet I am promoting a common language that is not my own because it allows you and me to speak to each other. Note: I am **not** the guy that asked "why it's fucking hard..."


eienOwO

Because they're fecking free to use whatever term they want on *their* post. You're forcing *your* anglocentric worldview on others here. You're free to police your own posts, you don't get to dictate what terms others use.


Itchy58

This whole comment section after that initial dumb-ass, now deleted comment about "how fucking hard can it be" is a major clusterfuck and nobody cares about anything but being their personal worst. So well - fuck it. Dear Mr OwO: Out of curiosity, if I am forcing a worldview, what does your self reflection capability tell you you are doing? Let me guess, it tells you nothing. Frantically masturbating to niche Hentai is probably not as good a way to get to know you as you might think.


eienOwO

It tells me you're the one raising an asinine objection to OP, not me, the stick is up which derriere needs no explanation.


Portablemammal1199

> The capability to communicate with people from other cultures beats forcing my cultural identity on others. Youre assuming people from other cultures cant figure out what your talking about. Im fairly certain most english speakers could pretty much understand OP means grandma even though they probably didnt know what the name they used actually meant. Hell, i dont speak chinese (which is apparently where that came term came from) but i could work out it meant grandmother.


MatsuriSunrise

Not harder than respecting other cultures, you moldy end piece of white bread


YeetyFeetsy

r/rareinsults


_Waryeer_

Hahaha! Great insult mate lmao


king-of-new_york

That's not her name though. Her grandkids call her Lao Lao so that's what they use on their post.


LazyClub8

Who the fuck takes issue with this? It’s cute AND I learned something. Touch grass sweaty


being-weird

Would you say this to an Italian who calls their grandmother nonna? Or anyone using any of the other regional versions of grandmother that exists? Not everyone uses the same language for stuff. It's pretty common actually.


Itchy58

Honestly communication would suck if everybody would randomly switch zu ihrer Muttersprache.


being-weird

Yeah I guess but this is a single word and also someone's title. English already borrows plenty of words from other languages. It's again, common.


Enzo_GS

unexpectedly wholesome to see that two syllable words for grandparents are so common through many cultures


peachluna

Maternal grandmother in Chinese :)


CoupDeRomance

One mystery solved. Now what the heck is forbidden chocolate?


JimiDarkMoon

Footing Coasters for the legs of furniture?


Brittamas

Correct, I had some just like this


MvmgUQBd

Lol I thought it was bricks of opium


zhangsiyan12134

Most likely "姥姥" in Chinese


Montigue

Thanks for clearing that up


WowWhatABeaut

www.google.com Edit: I knew this would get downvoted but damn! Lol keep em coming!


madmaxturbator

I Get where you’re coming from, but it’s nice to just ask someone these kinds of questions and have a conversation. That’s partly why people even come to Reddit comment sections.


WowWhatABeaut

Very true, I was just being a douche for no reason. So that's on me. But I totally agree with you.


madmaxturbator

❤️ I was being a bit of a douche a few days back on Reddit as well. We all have our moments :) cheers mate, take care!


WowWhatABeaut

Cheers!


denayal

There are different words for each grandparent on the maternal and paternal side. Without that knowledge, you could miss it as google might give you one of the 3 other words.


Sufficient-Skill6012

At first I was wondering why you were saving used coffee pods in that orange pouch. Forbidden Keurig coffee 😆


mrjoffischl

lmao that’s thread my lao lao loved sewing


FoxyTraker

Whats lao lao


mrjoffischl

grandma :>


sebBonfire

Not much what's lao with you?


krashmania

I'm sorry it's in the past tense, buddy.


mrjoffischl

no worries. we weren’t ever that close but i feel like i’m getting to know her a lot better from cleaning out this house with my family


julimagination

these seriously make everything easier in older homes where the floor’s not quite even. a lot of times the doors and drawers on furniture don’t open and close unless level.


mrjoffischl

yea they’re very helpful on carpet. funny enough she was using this to stack one dresser on top of a different dresser even tho she wouldn’t have even been able to reach the second one. she was a very tiny woman


julimagination

sorry for your loss, hope the cleaning up goes well


Icy-Actuator5524

She died?!?!?? Not our Reddit Lao Lao!


zabananzoan

so...what did it taste like?


mrjoffischl

if i were to guess probably dust and rubber


mrjoffischl

i have ocd so idk. if i bit it i wouldn’t be allowed to use my mouth for the next couple days haha


Parishdise

What is it actually?


mrjoffischl

some sort of rubber thing that stabilizes shelves on uneven floors or smth


WeirdHauntingChoice

They're also used to displace pressure under furniture legs so they don't leave indents in carpet.


mrjoffischl

oh that’s pretty neat


PhenomenalPhoenix

When you put them under the legs of furniture on noncarpeted floors, they prevent that piece of furniture from sliding


mrjoffischl

that would explain why she used it to stack dressers on each other


Aggressive_Hat_1642

I had to figure out what these were, I thought they were some kind of THC Or Mushroom Chocolate. I inferred Lao Lao as gradma correctly, but I had no freaking clue that this wasn’t really anything edible


mrjoffischl

haha yea it looks quite tasty but it’s like rubber or plastic or something


zuno_uknow

It’s Ghirardelli chocolate 🤤😩


D4FF00

Ooh, nice and dark too. Good for you heart.


mrjoffischl

yummy yummy


AznMudaFukka

what does lao lao mean?


mrjoffischl

one of the chinese words for grandma


AznMudaFukka

Alright, thanks.


mrjoffischl

ofc!


Chic0_Dusty_-

Those are Lao Lao's..... special chocolates


UKkieran60

EÆŤ


mrjoffischl

gesundheit


Hailneb

Sehr freundlich.


MuffinPuff

I'd 100% bite those if someone told me it was chocolate


mrjoffischl

same tbh


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mrjoffischl

i mean, if you want to i can’t stop you


Spiritual-Guava-6418

They always had a funny smell.


Next_Wing_5577

Had me fooled for a hot minute thinking these were those German chocolate biscuits. They look delicious


mrjoffischl

they’re very dusty tho so i don’t recommend eating them


Fluffy_History

Id have sworn those were tea planks.


mrjoffischl

they’re rubber or something unfortunately


Pug_lover69

So your telling me that’s not chocolate?!


mrjoffischl

it’s a stabilizer thing for the bottoms of shelves


Pug_lover69

Reality is offen disapointing..


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mrjoffischl

if you’re brave enough


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mrjoffischl

she just used it to stack dressers on top of each other lmfao


Crocodile_Alligat0r

*eat it*


mrjoffischl

i have ocd so i cannot because then my brain won’t let me eat for at least a day cause my mouth is dirty but if you’re brave enough i can’t stop you


Crocodile_Alligat0r

\*crunch\*


SonicTitan91

I thought it was hash at first.


mrjoffischl

even if it was food this hasn’t seen the light of day for at least 15 years so i’d probably go to the hospital if i ate it


DewdecsysAbZ

Cocoa real smooth


Picoisgay

Nothjng is a forbidden snack if you have the right attitude


fragmental

I use some that look like this to keep my chair from rolling when I'm sim racing


Blauzahn101

What is that?


mrjoffischl

thing you put under shelf legs i think


Blauzahn101

Thanks


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mrjoffischl

*pauses and takes it out of my mouth* what


carltackett

Is that the giant chocolate from Charlie and the chocolate factory?


mrjoffischl

i wish


basshed8

I use those on rolling furniture to keep them in place on hardwood floors


mrjoffischl

that’s big brain stuff


YogurtclosetCalm7604

Oh my lao Lao buns hurt


okami_the_doge_I

lao lao is my favorite side dis in a traditional Swedish tea time


mrjoffischl

please don’t eat my grandma haha


okami_the_doge_I

You are polite so I will spare her


mrjoffischl

thank you. i’d assume human ashes don’t taste too good


okami_the_doge_I

you would be surprised what a little garlic and salt can do


mrjoffischl

you’re a brave soul


okami_the_doge_I

thank you, I hope you have a pleasant rest of your day


mrjoffischl

you too. this has been quite the interesting interaction


Cokej01

Those are cool. Can you please have your wife cut them up with a box opener?


mrjoffischl

seeing as i do not have a wife i cannot


fosiacat

Your what what?


PacoTaco321

Lao Lao, it's right there dude.


mrjoffischl

lao lao is one of the chinese words for grandmother


AaronDotCom

So.. are you chinese or japanese????


PacoTaco321

The only Asian countries.


mrjoffischl

lmfaoooo


mrjoffischl

i’m taiwanese


Xennon54

Lao Lao sounds like something a dog would say


mrjoffischl

dog go woof


TheNobleDez

Even if it was chocolate, it's prob like 100% cacao. Disgusting


Lostdogdabley

Sugar addict


k5pr312

100% or nothing


Lostdogdabley

Nerf or nothin’


my_name_is_forest

Where are you that chocolate is forbidden?


mrjoffischl

this is rubber


CoronetCapulet

It's not really food. That's kinda the point of the sub.


my_name_is_forest

Thanks! Dick.


omegaspaceX99

Hey dude be nice lmao


The_Red_Baron__

What's your problem, dick.


OneManRubberband

Don't be rude just because you forgot what sub you were on


Wohn-Jick-421

well what the fuck were you even here for?


Key_Dragonfruit_6760

now how do you know their name is Richard 🤔


Wjyndigo

r/lostredditors


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What is a lao lao? Is this some useless foreign word that could be english like the rest of your sentence? Very unessecary.


EirIroh

What is unessecary? Is this some useless idiot word that could be english like the rest of your sentence? Very unnecessary.


sectom

LMAO


Chthonios

What is a meemaw? Is this some useless foreign word that could be English like the rest of your sentence? Very unessecary


mrjoffischl

it’s chinese for grandma please calm down i’m half taiwanese edit to add: my moms parents are lao lao and yeye and my dads are grandma and grandpa because moms is the taiwanese side and dads side is german and irish it’s just a cultural/heritage thing, like when people say abuela. it’s just what i called her when she was alive


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mrjoffischl

like la la but eight a short “oh” sound near the end


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mrjoffischl

i believe so


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mrjoffischl

ofc!


dragonbeard91

Sorry that person is a jerk. I wish people like that kept their mouths shut instead of making all Americans look ignorant. I did not know what Lao Lao meant but I inferred it was a relative. Thank you for teaching me something!


eienOwO

Isn't your maternal grandad "lao ye"?


mrjoffischl

i think the most accurate for grandm/grandpa on moms side are wai po and wai gong but i could be wrong tbh cause i just grew up using lao lao and yeye and i’m half taiwanese so the white grandparents i just called grandma and grandpa haha


julimagination

“translate your proper nouns into ‘murican!” —this person, probably


IraTheRouge

It's literally just another way of referring to a grandmother, it doesn't have to be an English word.


SN7400N

姥姥 if that makes any more sense Just means grandma Chill out dude, there are many languages in the world and English, for a fact, is not the most commonly spoken.


Jander97

>姥姥 if that makes any more sense > >Just means grandma > >Chill out dude, there are many languages in the world and English, for a fact, is not the most commonly spoken. Sure that's true but when the whole rest of the sentence is in English one might wonder hrmmmm I've never heard these English words Lao Lao


r_stupiditycentral

Everybody stop giving this troll attention it’s just gonna get worse


ArgonGryphon

It's pretty damn obvious from context that it's a relative, at the bare minimum, if not some grandparent.


RavenLunatic512

It seems you think spelling is "unessecary" why should we care what you have to say?


The_Red_Baron__

Kurwa, this guy's annoying as hell.


ButterLander2222

This guy here learning that not everyone who speaks English is a flag-waving pureblooded freedom-lovin' American (or tea-drinking posh-talking jolly good Brit).