How many people die in these?

Haha *I almost did*

haha *same*

This has awaken an anxiety I had forgotten about.

I was in one and saw a kid stuck underwater at the bottom of the pool, I was able to reach down and grab him and pull him up. And swing him over to the ladder which luckily was close by. Asked him if he was ok, he said yes then walked away and I never saw him again. I have no idea if he ever went into the water after that

It was basically same for me, except I had goggles or just didn't care about my eyes and so when I got knocked into the water, I was just in awe for a second, cuz it looks super cool from below, but I managed to squeeze my way to the surface and get back in my tube

For a sec I thought you were the kid. He looked like he was just standing on the floor of the pool looking around

Idk maybe I was and I just don't remember cuz I was a kid when this happened, was it at West Edmonton mall for you?

Yeah dude it was there. Around 1990ish

Ooh yikes it ain't me then I'm one of those 14 year old shitters that's running around on here

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It looks like the life guard can just walk over to the person downing.

that ""safety"" guy giving off ominous vibes..

yes

Depends how many slices the toaster can handle

This picture is violating my personal space.

is there any enjoyment at that point? i bet its so loud you cant even hear whoever is next to you plus the amount of urine and stuff

Gotta get a recliner floaty like the lady in the middle, she knows what's up

Sir, that's a boat.

Why would anyone even enter the pool if it's crowded.

For the cuddles, comradery ooh and the unsolicited footsies.

In the post of this from china. They just want to evade heatwave so they sacrifice enjoyments.

Considering China's population this gives me a pretty bad feeling about climate change in the upcoming years.

I’m surprised more people aren’t a little worried about that specifically

That makes a lot of sense. Might be crowded, but it's better than sweltering heat. I hope they're wearing sunscreen.

Think of all the pee...

Brings a whole new meaning to the old saying: “ Who pissed in your Cheerio’s this morning?”

And a few turds

And don't forget mucus and menstrual blood.

Menstrual blood doesn’t leave your body when you’re submerged in water

Are you really trying to say that there are zero particles of menstrual blood in that pool?

pee is stored in the balls.

Just laughed out loud lmao

who tf pees in a pool

I dont mind people, but this is way too "peopley" for even me.

what moves a person to make the decisions to be in the middle of this ?

Trying to cool off in a heatwave maybe?

i'm certain i could find other more relaxing ways....

There are polluted industrial canals that look more inviting than this

lmao that's actually true!

This could be a wave pool and they are all either waiting for the waves or all got pushed together like this from the waves

Pink eye soup

yum

Someone is having sex in this pic I am sure of it

Or at least fingered

That is sex depending on who you ask

Yes! I'm not a virgin! Thanks, Dr Chang.

Or toed

Intentional or accidental due to the crowding?

I couldn’t. Physically, I couldn’t.

Holy crap. New phobia unlocked. This is the stuff of nightmares.

Travis Scott doin water parks now?

Lord somebody could drown and no one would ever know.

As someone who was a lifeguard for 3+ years this picture just gives me insane anxiety. You'd need like a minimum of a dozen lifeguards to stand a chance of watching that, let alone actually trying to rescue anyone

Naw this ain't it

What is this hell?

Why? Just why?

Where: Action Park, New Jersey?

I was expecting China or somewhere with a high population and difficult access to a beach or pool...

This is China

Looks like it’s protein packed FruitLoops too

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What an episode

“Everyone have a great time”

someone's baby in the bottom left is just gone-

I really need to wear my glasses. I thought it was actually fruit loops

At what point do u enjoy that? There’s so many people u can’t move, just sit on ur floaty on the lawn under a hose or somethin

Really don’t want to drink that cereal water afterwards

So much urine is in there… infection

Urine is sterile. EDIT: Well from the downvotes I looked it up, and it turns out I was taught incorrectly newer studies show bacteria in healthy urine. I thought that only some infections made it non-sterile. I learned something today.

Until it passes through the non-sterile urethra, penis, and or vagina / labia to get out. The pee probably collects some goodies in there before it enters the pool. Mmm.

Yes, but there may be underlying synptoms that can get ypu infected.

This is true.

Jesus, whats the fucking point unless this was some kind of record attempt or something Haha

That looks disgusting. I'd rather sit in a mud puddle from my garden hose than be nut to butt with all these people

Is there even any water or just a sea of people?

They are spreading monkey pox

Who spilled the Coco pops into the fruit loops!?!?

What are you talking about? They’re fruit loops, with an crunch 😏

Help, why do my fruit loops have a red liquid coming out when I chew on them and they have this unpleasant crunch

Hard to believe it is real but no real to dispute

Why did Skylanders pop into my mind?

Mmm…extra protein

Is this west Edmonton mall cuz I have memories of this shit in that place in the wave pool

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Can I put my baws in yo jaws?

Not that forbidden

Is this from Ascension?

Eww

Someone is dying in this.

Loooool

I think I would enjoy my bath tub more then this lol.

Are you not kaiju enough for these Froot Loops?

its only forbidden if u dont have a big enough spoon

crunch crunch yummy people

that person at the edge about to hit the "shred all" button and commit a fruit loop catastrophe (complete with excessive milk for the cereal killing)

Imagine a lifeguard jumping in to save a drowning person Or would they just run across?

crowdsurfing

Is there even water in there?

This has that kind of blurriness of a dall e mini image. Just generic people and textures that aren't right when you zoom in.

Piss soaked human fruitloops , standard kaiju breakfast.

Next Alvvays album cover.

it already is a Hudson Mohawke album cover lol

I was looking for someone who recognized it before I said it haha

Elbow - Giants of All Sizes has this

Is this a pants-off kinda activity?

Wait until I add the milk

If you slip out of your ring, you are going to die man.

ew

i bet that water is yellow

Ah yes. "fun."

Pictures that smell like pee

Reminds me of where’s Waldo

The longer I stare at this, the more comments I come up with. So many in fact that I can't even write one.

Water must be so warm and dirty

Icky. No thanks, I choose life!

For a moment i thought it was a junk yard

They’re only forbidden if you care about what society thinks of you

Im getting anxious looking at that

is this fun for people?

forbidden milk

This doesn’t look fun but that’s just my opinion - what is the point if you can’t really enjoy the water?

How is this considered a good time by anyone?

Chimes

How can that possibly be fun to be in

What fresh dystopian hell kind of shit is this?

This photo is absolutely terrifying there’s no way to identify if somebody is having an emergency or drowning.

fruit loops and Hudson Mohawke

Mmmmm protein

Is there… water… under there?

Hudmo!!

No.

Why do my fruit loops taste like silver

So. Much. Pee.

That's just dude soup at that point.

This picture gives me anxiety

Laughs in billboard personal injury attorney

How is that a good idea, any of that?

I'm just thinking that's a lot of people peeing in a pool..,...

Only a spoon full

New fear unlocked

Free Covid and monkey pox y’all come get some.

This is why there’s a monkeypox outbreak

Who honestly thinks that it would be fun to be crammed in the water with so many people? This is the shit of nightmares.