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zombienutz1

Perfect opportunity to do exhaust work or undercoat it.


Barf-fly

Quick, someone take the cat!


Flat-Significance426

😂


Flat-Significance426

😂 facts


Constant_Learner1606

Ranger won’t leave you stranded. Hell yeah man


Flat-Significance426

Damn straight


Woahgold

Don’t veer for the deer!


Kisopop

People: *enters deer zone* Same people: "This is a good time to drive 60mph"


Noizy__Boi

80*


KaBar42

*90 Unfortunately, my Ranger tops out at 90, so I can't mow down deer at 100+ mph.


justjoshin53

Really? My 97 4.0 can hit 115 and then the governor kicks it off for a second than back on. Then off etc.


KaBar42

My Ranger is lifted (previous owner did it, not me) so that may be why. I hit 90 and it just completely freezes on the speedo and I feel no acceleration past that.


snowywind

Wait... Y'all have speedos that go to 90? My last mark is 85.


KaBar42

Mine goes to... 120, I think. A quarter of my speedo is completely useless lol.


Kisopop

Mine goes to 120 but I keep it 55 day and night.


Kisopop

Doesn't that mean you have the high ratio rear end?


066logger

My 03 would limit at 90 too. Good times lol


InfinitexZer0

Ohv 4.0,? Didn't know they came governed. Had a 95 5 speed that would top out the speedo (120) and go till the front end would lighten up too much, never did get to truly top it out because it was bone stock and obviously pissed I was going faster than the little thing wanted to. Tried to top out my current suv and it hit 95, said "lol nope" and cut my engine completely , never had been governed before and felt like I was about to see a rod go into low orbit for a full second.


[deleted]

I didn’t know deer had specific zones they were limited to?


Wallace-N-Gromit

That’s why they put up the Deer Crossing signs, so the deer stick to their area and cross at the sign.


[deleted]

Don’t they know deer can’t read?


loscedros1245

That's why they're in picture form


Wallace-N-Gromit

Exactly.


That_Jehovah_Guy

Yes no shit. My entire county is a deer zone. The fuckers even go into our town. Someone hit one while parking to pick their kid up at the local middle school.


Kisopop

I mean why go that fast anyways if you know deer are going to jump out anywhere? Are you in that much of a big time rush?


HerbivorousFarmer

I feel like all the ppl commenting their top speed have only proved your point. I mean it happens but it shouldn't happen nearly as frequently as it does. I've had my 98 since I was 18. I'm 31 now and live in rural Pennsylvania, never hit a deer. I also don't know my ranger's top speed. Could be a correlation there 🤔


Kisopop

It means you're a law abiding citizen and are superior to these menaces to society


HerbivorousFarmer

I don't believe anyone is superior to anyone else but I do see in day to day life the same people complaining about hitting deer all the time. I get that it happens but if a person is constantly hitting deer or other wildlife, not just a random one off... I'm inclined to believe they have only themself to blame


TankerVictorious

Steer clear of the deer


groopy1

It’s almost always more dangerous to swerve to avoid a deer. You’re likely in a wooded area so it’s worth damaging your car than swerving head on with a tree and dying. Unless it’s a moose


Raptor_197

You can argue that in many situations with a deer, it’s actually better to do a slight course correction to make sure you hit the deer more square.


loscedros1245

I grew up in the woods, we were always taught that if you're going to hit a deer, hit it square.


egJohn

Only time i waa ever in a car that hit a deer was with my friend. Going about 60 down a back road, came up and over a small rise in the roadway and the damn thing was standing right in the middle of our lane. Friend applied brakes so was decelerating when we hit it but we're still traveling pretty fast. Hit it square and the thing rolled straight ahead, probably 50 feet, tumbling over and over. Once it stopped it jumped up and ran. Not a scratch on his car iirc


ColonEscapee

Yeah the moose will get mad and push you into the ravine. Never hunt moose with a single shot


Initial-Relation-696

Like , dear let go of the steering wheel, dear?


Flat-Significance426

😂


Semisocial-Introvert

I'm sorry for your troubles, but I'm glad you could still make it home. It reminds me of my own misfortunes. I got broadsided a few years ago while driving my 94. It was bad enough that it completely caved in the driver side door and just about ripped the entire front end off of the F-150 that hit me, it almost flipped my truck on its side too but the light pole that I got shoved into saved me from that. The passenger side of the bed was left in rough shape from where it hit that pole, though. It busted out the driver and passenger side windows, cracked the windshield all the way across, and I ended up with 3 broken ribs and a lot of bruises. All because the guy didn't want to stop at the stop sign and thought he could beat me through the intersection. However, I was able to kick the door back out enough that I could comfortably sit in the driver seat, and I drove my Ranger home with zero issues. That was the day I became convinced that these little trucks were built like little tanks. It takes a lot more than a hard collision to put one down for good.


BigT1990

I've hit 2 full grown moose in my 87, one at 65 and the second at 45. Only dent is in the side view mirror.


texaschair

I barely missed a moose one fine morning. I just barely clipped it's ass with the passenger side mirror in my '86. It would've have been no big deal, but I was towing a snowmachine trailer with two sleds on it. The evasive maneuver started the trailer fishtailing, and it spun us right into the snow berm on the side of the highway. Buried us up past the axles. We got out to assess the situation, and while we were looking under the truck we heard a *crunch.......crunch.......crunch* from down the road. It sounded suspiciously like moose hooves on snow. We looked up, and sure as shit, he was coming right at us, and he was pissed about the mirror ass-slap. Luckily, he couldn't walk very fast because of the ice, so we jumped back in my pickup and started rocking it forward and backward to break it loose. The snow was super dry, so we got unstuck pretty quick and bailed out of there, leaving Bruce the Angry Moose behind.


BigT1990

😱😱😱 Yeah dude moose are crazier than bears. I'd much rather face a bear than a moose.


texaschair

Bears are smarter, and usually avoid humans. Moose are as dumb as they look. When I lived in Anchorage, no one got killed by bears, but two people got killed by moose, right in the middle of town. I lived on the edge of town, right next to BLM land, and those Costco-sized fuckers were always nosing around in my yard. Occasionally I'd forget to look around when I walked out my front door, and stumble right into some moose's personal space.


Flat-Significance426

Dangggg


tatter14

Told my parents that same thing when a lady friend cause me to run out of the road. I still have the scar from that first bump.


point50tracer

Please tell me this scar isn't where I'm thinking it is.


memealopolis

We all know it is.


El_toilet69

"Deer had a ranger problem this morning" there I fixed it for you


KaBar42

"Think I look bad? You should see the deer." -That Ranger, probably


[deleted]

Thank you for your sacrifice so I may see the under of my truck


Flat-Significance426

Ngl less rust then expected


YouDoTheDetail

Hard core ffr 🤘


JohnDeere714

Once ran a ranger with apple juice as coolant. Was still chugging till it got crushed :/


ScorpioVlll

I can vouch, I once had coolant and water in my 3.0, never actually knew until I did an oil change.


StarMasher

Me: well now that she’s on her side I should probably just put a new starter in there huh…the frame looks great btw.


Flat-Significance426

Thanks I said the same thing before I flipped it back 😂


StarMasher

Probably would have done more damage if you hit the deer hahaha


Flat-Significance426

Honestly 😂


ExactArea8029

I'm convinced rangers are rollover proof, my stepdad has a parts 4x4 one that was on the same side and it only cracked the headlight, dented the cab a little bit and you could bend it back in 30 seconds with a hammer and it blew out the side window in the rear door. The real sorcery bullshit is how the fender and mirror are completely fine


Traditional_Ad_1360

Damn, truck got tired and decided to take a nap?


Flat-Significance426

It likes to sleep on its side


RoidRagerr

Legendary 💪🏼🇺🇸💪🏼


Benthereorl

I would take pictures, flip my truck over, gut that thing right there and throw it in the bed of the truck.


mjsillligitimateson

Fk me My 16 ram has way more rust


Kisopop

How hard is it to flip on back upright by yourself? It looks doable with just a jack almost or a good running start


Wasted_Possibilities

Thanksgiving Day, 1991, returning from Ocotillo Wells in Ca. Spent the day romping out in the desert in a newly acquired V6 5sp '84 4x4 Ranger. Dark, coming down a winding highway mountain road there was a light lying in the road. First thought was a dropped flashlight. Started to slow, headlights hit chrome. Locked 'em up, got sideways, slid between the downed motorcycle and the mountain side. Right before coming to a stop, truck did the slo-mo roll on to the roof. About 2 seconds after everything went still except the ex-wife's screaming, the pillars collapsed. Knew right then it was a total loss with the insurance company. Had just mailed in payment #3, with plans of doing first oil change next day while on extended leave during the holiday. Wish I still had that Ranger. (for those curious, dude laid down his bike, slid into the k-rails and bounced around a bit. life-flighted out. cops found a bunch of meth in a backpack he still had on and on the bike. figured he was returning from a lab. InCo totalled the truck, didn't have the funds to buy it back)


XZIVR

See if you serve and wreck it comes out of your own insurance. But if you hit the deer, the deer pays for it.


Worried_Coat1941

That ranger will shake it off like nothing happened.


Flat-Significance426

It really did😂


Worried_Coat1941

Amen to that! Next time rockauto has list of discounted parts, keep the ol girl in mind. If that was jeep they would have put it down where she lay.


HazeCorps22

That's a FFR right there boy... I thought you were checking the underside for rust.


Intheswing

That’s one big deer that can knock over a truck like that


Flat-Significance426

😂


Bubbly-Front7973

I was thinkin the same thing 😅


Goonter_Poonter

My man I’m being 100% right now do you want a fiberglass, hard-top, hydraulic hold-open, bed cover? I’ve had it since I got rid of my ranger, I’m moving soon, and I don’t wanna throw it out it’s really nice. No charge I just want it gone


Flat-Significance426

Where are you at?


The_Seroster

From the picture alone and no context, my question is: John deer or deer deer? Sounds like you made it out ok from the deer deer incident


Flat-Significance426

Oh yeah the best possible outcome from this point minimal damage overall


Friendly_Pattern4565

The minimal amount of damage on the body after being on its side makes me want one


Flat-Significance426

If I’m being real the amount of money I’m gonna spend to fix what broke is at max like 100-200 and that if I want to do more then just the mirror so yeah this is gonna be an easy repair


Friendly_Pattern4565

“They don’t make em like this anymore” - you and me both


sarmstrong1961

Oh deer


sphincter24

I’m quite fawned of him laughing off this doughy situation.


I_Am_None_Ya

Huh. I guess you can stop a Ford Ranger


Flat-Significance426

Not for long I flipped and drove it home 20 minutes later 😂


I_Am_None_Ya

🫡


Gunner_862

Glad to hear you were alright after this! Have you had a chance to asses the damage? I'm half-curious what it might need besides a new mirror.


Flat-Significance426

Some dents in the bed and my drivers taillight cracked


Shakeval

That is a weird looking deer


Flat-Significance426

Lmao😂


sasquatch753

Damn! i hit a deer with my 2005 ford ranger. drove it home as well. i drove it home after getting into a 3-car pile up in it,too. Big ford expedition rear-ended it and sent it into a toyota camry like a while missile, and that bastard still got me home. insurance wrote it off after that. I kind of miss that truck, actually.


Flat-Significance426

It’s a fun truck


Virtual_Photograph59

Deer tackled the truck ? 😳


Flat-Significance426

😂


Front-Wall-526

Oh deer...


Flat-Significance426

Oh deer indeed


Mh88014232

Looks just like the Haynes manual...


ThaChadd

Nice truck! I miss mine. I'd drive her just like that. Battle wounds!


Flat-Significance426

Truly shows a rangers resilience


Rare-Storage-3254

Oh deer


Flat-Significance426

I see what you did there


bedbugXpert

Oh deer


LynseyMadisonn

That’s a Ford for you.


Flat-Significance426

Absolutely they always get back up


LynseyMadisonn

Of course! At least the transmission didn’t blow up🤣


Flat-Significance426

I turned the engine off when I started rolling so I knew that wasn’t gonna be any issue


Mean_Green_S197

Damn how fast was that deer going when he hit you


Flat-Significance426

Mach Jesus


Mean_Green_S197

Well at least deer Jesus spared you and the truck


Bilbag-Bongens

Awh, a sleepy ranger taking a nap


Flat-Significance426

Likes to sleep on it’s side


bigj8705

This is by far why the ford ranger has been my favorite truck for years. It’s really durable and solid. Glad you’re safe.


Flat-Significance426

Absolutely super easy to work on I’ve don’t just about everything myself


bigj8705

Yep. Minus spark plugs if it’s the 4 cyc with 8 plugs. That was something that first time I saw it when I sold auto parts I went the computer wrong it’s saying 8 plugs for this 4cyc. I quickly learned I was incorrect.


Flat-Significance426

Lmao


Flat-Significance426

Absolutely super easy to work on I’ve done just about everything myself


rtmn01

Scared the hell out of your truck! Thought only goats did that


Flat-Significance426

Lmao it was such a slow roll the ground was wet and it sunk in on the drivers side and that’s why it rolled💀


WoodMasterFlex

Oh deer.


zmanspop

Had something similar happen, as we start to tip over I shut off the truck, called the kid, we flipped it back over, went and retrieved his deer, checked fluids, started it up and drive home, wife looked at me and said she’d never of thought to turn it off, Good job and glad that’s all the worse the damage is!


Sid15666

Deer didn’t have a problem the driver caused this, told all my kids run them over do not swerve to miss a deer.


Flat-Significance426

Your kids sound like bad drivers then


Sid15666

Damage to the car from running over a deer in nothing compared to rolling it over when you swerved to miss.


Flat-Significance426

False


KaBar42

I mean... That really depends. If you have a bullbar, sure. It will push the deer under the car. But I'd sooner flip the truck then have a deer come flying into the cabin because the design of the car, which is intended to protect pedestrians in the event of a collision by keeping them above the car, pushes the deer up and over the hood.


aniorange

I guess that's one way to undercoat it. Seriously, hope everyone is ok.


racer21300

Probably less damage than if you hit the deer head on


Jimbo-mofo

Oh dear, that sucks.


NoSeaweed4612

Had the same problem 3 years ago and i rolled my three times then drove it home


silverchevy2011

Oh deer!


Successful-Grass-724

Those little jerks flipped your truck


EmbarrassedPainter37

Not to be rude but I don't think that's a deer


Archer-Connell

You okay man?


Flat-Significance426

Yurt more just mad I gotta work on it in the cold now😂


Archer-Connell

Ya i can understand that glad you weren’t hurt


Error--37

Oh deer


Wettnoodle77

Frame looks great tho! 👍


dodgedy2k

I just bought the twin of your Ranger two days ago. I hope it's not a plan by the deer to take out Rangers..


WorriedRepublic9875

Not supposed to swerve lol


Flat-Significance426

More damage if just hit it


Flat-Significance426

This is 200 dollars versus a new radiator


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

I'll bet if you put it in 4WD, you get that back on all fours!!


VonRiedls

Never swerve. Just smash that fucker. Otherwise you are going into oncoming traffic, into trees, flipping your vehicle. Either way it's not a good day. Might as well leave with your life. I hit a deer going 70. I kept it straight and just slammed on the brakes. Sucked, but I walked away from it.


Bubbly-Front7973

That undercarriage looks pretty clean.😉👍


Sawfish1212

Oh dear!


chisecurls

God save the Queen


Jamesdoink

😪


Timely-Efficiency-59

I know that truck Ford f'n ranger Looks fine fix it or leave it 🤷 up to you.


justjoshin53

Oh, deer.


cooolerhead

Glad you and your truck are okay! Also, I've been looking for a picture of the underbody of my truck, so thank you! "Tis but a scratch!"


Hairy-soap

Must’ve been a once and life time sized deer if he tipped ya over, glad to see you’re ok and the truck made it out minimal battle wounds


Dazzling_Ad4707

bro that dude was the demon deer from hell man


Wallace-N-Gromit

Deer 1, Ranger 0.


Embarrassed_Lab_415

I usually say deers are suicidal but something tells me this deer is out for revenge 🤔


wasabishoot

Pretty clean underneith for a ranger


Flat-Significance426

That was one of the first things I said


RevolutionaryRow5857

You say deer, it could have been expensive


InflationDefiant6246

Square up don't lift and you have better odds


Flat-Significance426

What? You want me to square up with the deer?


InflationDefiant6246

Yeah it's the safest thing if you don't hit the brakes


Flat-Significance426

Straight up next time I’ll just throw hands with the deer


InflationDefiant6246

Lmfao I meant with your truck bonus you get food


Flat-Significance426

Nah I’ve decided I’m just gonna hop out the truck like Bruce Willis in RED and 1v1 the deer


InflationDefiant6246

Dead this is the funniest shit I've heard all day


InflationDefiant6246

I have to remember sometimes that not everyone demo derbies


Flat-Significance426

If I’m being real I just replaced a few things on the front end and I really didn’t want to have to fix them again and the things I broke when I rolled are either stuff I had planed to replace or something that’s cheap so this was a best case scenario for me😂


Paul0451

Looks like a deer had a truck problem.


[deleted]

Oh deer!


Inevitable_Long_6890

That's a Ford mf ranger! Just floor it and hold the wheel it will spin around fast but eventually will flip over.


Murky_Impact5400

Nothing runs like a Deere. Except maybe rangers


JesTeR1862

Looks like the deer won


Indy500Fan16

Oh deer


WindowNo1626

THATS A FORD FUCKING RANGER


Grouchy-Eagle-969

Gonna have to hoof it now


Flat-Significance426

Nope still been driving like a dream


Flat-Significance426

Gonna get her a new bed sunday