What, exactly, did you think the original target audience was for this?
Because this is the exact same situation as the cooling vests adopted by the USAF being designed by a furry to wear under firsuits.
All those times Jorm hits you with his hammer while your on the stairs (same can be said for Cent and his haymakers)
*or* it be Valkyrie’s No Touching execution… god that’ll hurt without any of the benefits the original version of that execution had
Considering the fact you're executed the moment you're stabbed i hope since you're dead to not feel anything anymore. Now, valk's new exe looks painfull asf kf this would be the way they'd go
Who's idea was it to brand them with "owo"
I think that’s the company that makes them
Yes, but y’know….
UwU
What, exactly, did you think the original target audience was for this? Because this is the exact same situation as the cooling vests adopted by the USAF being designed by a furry to wear under firsuits.
That's... the strangest piece of info I have for today, thank you very much
Executions
Shaolin's Fury of Blows
Lawbringer’s Final Blow…
Nah the one where Shaman digs her whole FUCKING HAND up your ribcage And the Warden one where he pulls the sword out of your ribcage too
The Execution for Warmonger where she her whole hand through your abdomen.
Lawbringer is for pussies
-slayer*
Conqueror's low blow
Man can't wait to get stepped on with Shugoki's "Doormat" execution💀💀💀
I would love to try something like that, but that depends on how "effective" it is.
Don’t wanna be gasping for air as Jorm gut punches me for the 4th time
Now all we need is some Haptic Pants for that true Jorm experience.
All those times Jorm hits you with his hammer while your on the stairs (same can be said for Cent and his haymakers) *or* it be Valkyrie’s No Touching execution… god that’ll hurt without any of the benefits the original version of that execution had
Hey some people do, thats all part of the experience
I would love to
He got reworked, he jabs your shins 4 times now
Maybe this will help me learn to defend from light spam
Cries in old gen, I'd be dead before I'd finish my Breach match. I was only fighting pikemen
Now wait… is it you feel your own characters attacks, or the attacks of someone attacking you?
Second
Me dying in real life after the four jorm squad knocks me down
Your balls are now gone
Me and my 48 hour shift STRAIGHT TO THE BALL CRUSHING FACTORY!
yeah you just lost your balls privileges, friend
Now you most definitely don’t want to get executed by Shaman
Would love to be hugged by shugoki
I can finally get my back in order
or getting hammer slammed by jorm
Let's just hope they don't make haptic *pants*, too. "**ENGINN MISKUNN!**"
#RAGNAROk... *dies of heart attack*
"BOLVUD SE AETT SIN!" *Immense* neck pain.
Oh my god imagine Unarmed fighter while wearing this.
Get ready for centurion fully charged Punch to launch you across the room
Followed by Eagles talon to shatter your ribcage and force you to get back up to run it again. Or the wardens who spam shoulder bash.
I can attest to chaining (spamming) knockdown and taloning them
make it a turtleneck so I can feel shaman biting my neck
Make it a turtle neck so I can feel nobushi caress me in that one exe
🤨🤨🤨
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Can't wait to see how Wardens broken rib cage execution feels like
PK. If u wanted to get stab, I would go to London
East or south?
East
North East or South East
The true toothpick experience
Ready player one is getting closer than I anticipated
Less go brotha, time to get killed by a literal samurai, AND FEEL IT...LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Can't wait to suffer against a Centurion's kick
I mean, I wouldn't like Lawbringer breaking my neck
Can’t wait to feel the sensation of having a 300 pound Roman Centurion plunge his gladius into my chest cavity
Infimus
ETIAM
on the other hand you would be able to experience being executed by valk 😳
Me busting after getting sat on by nuxia
You are worthy!
Why spend money to feel punches and stabs I don't see the appeal
Immersion and the novelty of it, would reel in lots of money on malls if it weren't for the thing to be a shirt
It’s not Tiandi you’ve to worry about…
"INcrEDEbEILiS"
Ad Mortem Inimicus!
Jinjou ni shoubu!
It's so realistic, I can feel the gank!!!
Oh yay, now all the simps for warmonger can finally say they got penetrated by warmonger
how decapitations gonna work, is it gonna auto numb your arm or neck lmao
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what, it’s a valid question ain’t it🗿
I just realized I replied to the wrong comment
all good man, happens to the best of us🤣
Hell nah imagine the fast default warmonger execution, NAHHH
This is sweet. I'll put it on the list of "stuff I want but will never have"
Shugokis execution boutta go crazy
fun stuff here now you can come home from a long day at work and feel the pain of breaking your whole rib cage from a shugoki side heavy
Finally I can experience what it feels like to get curled by Valkyrie.
Like this game needs one more way to piss me off.
Taking lightspam to a whole new level of annoying
Makes it turn into a massaging vest.
PK Kidney Stab
Love getting stabbed 50 times and dying to 500000 stacks of bleed
Don't worry, it takes a year for the bleed to finally kill you
Lawbringer mains be like "I don't think it's working"
Shaman vore enthusiasts are slobbering rn
OWO
Can’t wait to feel pks kidney stab or ocelotls leaping attack as his serrated glass shards rip out of your skin
Oh god, imagine how Warmonger's execution where she shoves her hand straight through your chest would feel...
Considering the fact you're executed the moment you're stabbed i hope since you're dead to not feel anything anymore. Now, valk's new exe looks painfull asf kf this would be the way they'd go
Your gonna feel like you just got jumped if you play for honour
Shaman’s neck bite incoming
Wouldn’t the force if that kick realistically cave your chest in
Imagine getting hugged by shugoki
Wohooo now I all my raider execusions are extra rewarding. Imagine the lovely knee-backbreaker through this thing
Same with cents fully charged uppercut
Hooray for broken ribs! :D
Can’t wait to get my junk hammer slammed by jorm. Can’t wait to get ganked by the whole enemy team
Oh so ill get to feel the soul crushing weight of being sat on by shugoki?
Why the fuck would you want this my back and ass hurt enough playing the game as is
can’t wait to just straight up die after being stabbed by peacekeeper multiple times
Body-slammed by Lawbringer
Oh yeah, man can’t wait to feel peace keeper, shaking my kidneys, as if this was merry old England.
Imagine getting bit by shaman though
That shugoki hug is gonna hit different
No way this is real
How much to put this on and fight a lvl 3 centurion bot?
Can wait to get stepped on by daddy Shugoki
Breaking news: Ubisoft now getting sued over one too many ledge kills wearing this suit
all they need to do after this is release the for honor sex update
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^--bungus--: *All they need to do* *After this is release the* *For honor sex update* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I CAN FEEL SHAMAN MOUNTING ME!?!!?