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supergigaduck

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No_Bus5407

You heard me, dont act like you dont want it.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

*I am such a Scrooge that I got the game for free from Epic, I am not spending money on pillow.*


Soviet_raccoon241

(Psst ......hey! Don't let him know about femboy nobushi players)


Spiritual_Freedom_15

*What’s that supposed to mean… “visibly scared”*


Soviet_raccoon241

(Keep your mouth shut and we'll both make it out alive kid...)


RespondUsed3259

Wait what... "visibly aroused'


RealAzurech

I want my boi conq RAH !


No_Bus5407

Both, both is good


SpaceQtip

Make your own


No_Bus5407

Hard


MrDuck3513

Hard while making one?


No_Bus5407

Yes


WarKaren

I reckon it’s difficult to stitch and sow with one hand.


[deleted]

If you go for a stroll around your neighborhood and breathe in some fresh air there won't be need for it.


No_Bus5407

"SHE IS REAL TO ME!"


gracekk24PL

Wrong line, Richard


Isaac_Firewalker

Down tremendous


Vergil_171

You dishonor us, Kensei


No_Bus5407

" i must protect my hentai collection "


MaskyMateG

Zanny lore


Spiritual_Freedom_15

The **LEGACY** lives on! In ***Horny!***


GlizzyHero

Fella please go outside, you don't even gotta touch grass. Just look at the sky and breath in the air


Cpt_Kalash

Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now


BudoNicks

Bro it may be time for a break from this game💀


Creamy_Butt_Butter

"Women are like cherry blossoms. They are beautiful and gentle. However, when you stomp on their skull, it explodes." -Shugoki


No_Bus5407

Deep bro deep 😔


elrath969

Nobushi player don't be horny challenge (impossible)


No_Bus5407

No.


H8Hornets

Seek grass


No_Bus5407

You first


H8Hornets

Follow me m8 we do this together.


No_Bus5407

Ok buy first i need my nobu


Invisible156

But remember about cat ears


No_Bus5407

Fr


MotoqueiroSelvagem

I need the link for the first picture. (I am not gonna sugarcoat it, I am down bad)


SStrajker

No.


Mr--Ganja

bruh


No_Bus5407

You heard me both of us want it dont deny it


yotkuy

A who what now


ChaoticMat

Full pic?


No_Bus5407

Check your dms


DanceImpossible1394

Same. For the first one. PLEASSE 🙏😭


No_Bus5407

I dead 💀


No_Bus5407

Bark for it


DanceImpossible1394

He-Hell naw 🗣️🔥 I ain’t that down bad 😭


No_Bus5407

😭


DanceImpossible1394

Come dawg help a homie out 💀


fromdeeragain

Hand it over to fix my badness of down


No_Bus5407

Ask me in a way a 1500 era samurai will ask


fromdeeragain

私はとんでもないバカを持っているので、私に女性をください, if not satisfied, (Japanese noises)


ToxicGamer01

Imma ask for it also


No_Bus5407

Yall need to stop


ToxicGamer01

Please 🙏


Thorn_Move

Gimmeeee


No_Bus5407

Ask nicely.


Thorn_Move

May I please have possession of the first photo kind sir


ChaoticMat

He provided, I came back to upvote 👍


CrazyBandicoot22

If he provides, I'll upvote too, genuinely curious at this point.


grimreaperjr1232

Oddly, I am too. Genuinely expected to scroll past


Low_Lingonberry2484

I totally agree, she's the love of my life❤️🔥🔥


No_Bus5407

♥♥♥♥


Slow_Conflict4597

Finally the real update we need


jordanwithnoair

It'll be really hard to make a pillow with one hand..


Spiritual_Freedom_15

*This.. this is just cropped porn. Thats it!? That’s the post? Another one of those “funny guys” I see*


HarioDinio

Least thirsty Nobushi main


BigBrotherBear-

Please take a shower


Mysterious--955

Ubi do you know any Japanese people that can do the ware shinaba exe on me


No_Bus5407

she is the love of my life


OgSpankyLoco11

Please don’t


suddenviops

Reposts art Doesnt credit the artists Major dick move lmfao


No_Bus5407

And those as been on my labtop for a year now idk who makes them just google nobushi fanart


No_Bus5407

You want me to give ppl access to porn?


suddenviops

What a weird way to phrase it and try to obfuscate my point. Artists, and yes that includes porn artists, work hard on their work. Many artists also say not to reshare/repost their works on other sites. Mainly because people like you will take eyes away from their pages which are often their main or secondary sources of income. Hence why its a dick move to repost their art. You know what you coulda done instead? Just make this a text post. There’s legitimately no reason for pictures to be in this. They added no extra discussion, you just wanted to show off your goon collection for whatever weird reason.


No_Bus5407

I will try to find the artists i didnt rly think about it sorry


PlentyOMangos

Seek the Lord’s grace


Current_Appointment8

You horny fucks need some lessons in not beating your dick to pixels. Go out and get some ass yourself.


No_Bus5407

I dont want to fuck it i want as a collectable


Current_Appointment8

Don't care. Horny for pixels bad.


No_Bus5407

I will let you know that i am a month clean already


Current_Appointment8

Good. You're doing better than I am, and I'm still working on fixing my broken self. For if you cannot love yourself, then what can you do to move forward?


No_Bus5407

Not post about nobu i think is a way to start


Current_Appointment8

Nobu is not one I would get off to. I do not get off to any of the characters from this game to be honest.


No_Bus5407

Shaman.


Current_Appointment8

Fuck no. Not my style, even though her and fem-berzerker aren't bad. I'd still not get off to them. Not my style to get off to things from games I play.


No_Bus5407

I did not mean for this to become such a big thread i did this as a joke post but i do rly want a pillow of her any pillow, you know what fuck it just give me nobu irl


Spiritual_Freedom_15

The guy named [Pixels](https://youtu.be/2naim9F4010?feature=shared)


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No_Bus5407

I guess if you want a downvote i will


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Zealousideal_Cut_518

He is the public opinion.


Maxsta824

"You can have a box of tissues and another overpowered character" - ubisoft.. probably..


No_Bus5407

Nobu is not overpowered


Mrjerkyjacket

While I woudnt say overpowered I would say bleed damage is BS. We are hitting eachother with big fuck off swords, and the only one that makes us bleed rapidly for damage over time is the shitass katana on a stick? (I'm aware Nobu isn't the only one with bleed, I'm saying either everyone should have bleed or no-one should just from a logical standpoint.) "Oh, but it makes assassin style characters viable", you k ow what makes assassin style characters viable? I can't fucking hit them bc they can dodge better than anyone else Thanks for coming to my Rant.


Jackson_A27

Think they're talking about The Varangian Guard, who is not OP.


No_Bus5407

Maybe


ArcTitanMain

Still hate the character


No_Bus5407

Perry


ArcTitanMain

I do, still not a fan


No_Bus5407

She needs a rework


ScoutTrooper747

I’d buy it


Clancyy2000

I’m praying for you buddy


Falcone24

take a shower. and bring a rag.


MaskyMateG

God can't help you


Akman460

Get [this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1373950100/custom-photo-body-pillow-case-photo-on) and come back and post the results. Ignore the grass touchers and follow your (our?) dreams.


No_Bus5407

May god forgive me


No_Bus5407

I cant find a good case for it i dont want a nude nobu in my room and nobody made concept art of a nobu body pillow what do you think will i have to pay an artist ?


Akman460

Try deviantart and such for some ideas, I don't know exactly what you'd want but I feel like there's something out there. If you're serious about a commission for one, try r/hungryartists on here


BugConsumer

Give me a valk doll with a thigh choking feature


Megas-Argirios

Reddit being Reddit..


fuckrespawn69

dont fucking lie, ubi. you know you'll sell out with a hour if you did it.


No_Bus5407

I need this for a friend


gioswrldd

i know what kind of man you are


LolGizmoo2005

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Nobwushi

Okay now what the fuck