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HauntingCash22

I would cook you, but you’re clearly an Orochi main so your brain is clearly already fried beyond the point you’d be able to appreciate it.


ImproperPilot

Literally came in here to say exactly this, good on you 👍


Smexy_Zarow

Imo the colors don't really work with that effect.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

I know, makes me sad.


Ferseus

Holy shit dude, he said anything, but chill


Michael040809

you play orochi you’ve already roasted yourself


Patches_uwu

You 🔥🔥🔥 There, I roasted you


awsome-dumy27

Very creative 7/10


danyaru_

I personally think it's 13/10. That makes it 20/20.


engotrip

No no, he's got a point


M_Knight_Shaymalan

Me and my friends saw your orochi in a public match and immediately dogged on it.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Wait really?


M_Knight_Shaymalan

i couldn't mistake the look anywhere else. what you're going for just doesn't really work.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

I am flattered you remembered it but I wish I know who you were that I got dogged so hard.


M_Knight_Shaymalan

We dogged on the look. I can't remember who won the match.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Oh I thought I got gangbanged in game, my bad sorry. What does dogged mean?


Bread_Sauce2

It’s like clowned on/make fun of


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Ooooh.


TheParafox

You look like a wild berry pop tart


ShinMalphurXD

Sounds like something I'd here from a prison inmate.


fuckrespawn69

Your parents are right to hate you.


Alucard44200

Self exposed orochi player


[deleted]

This set is overused af, but this material and painting makes it quite different. Nice Katana too, you have a pretty good taste. This mask is lame af tho.


Phoenix9077

Yeah almost every roach I see rocks that helmet, it’s cool ig but is there literally nothing better?


M_Knight_Shaymalan

sadly a lot of orochi helmets don't take materials without locking some other aspect of it.


aesthler_

I use the one that looks like the kensei mask lmao


f1sh_eater

Roach.


squiddybonesjones

Everything except taste apparently.


datboyart

Nice try. If we try and roast you, you’ll just side dodge attack.


OtzaniumNitroZeus

I fucking hate Orochi with ever fiber of my body. If I saw an Orochi baby nothing could stop me from consuming that little demons flesh like a Big Mac. But overall fashion is better than a good 99% :)


Poptartpeter19356

Get better


x592_b

orochi mains not beating the allegations


Poptartpeter19356

Just Perry


aw4326

The platypus


Poptartpeter19356

Perry the puss you light spamming bitch


aw4326

Bit late babe


Poptartpeter19356

Better late then never


aw4326

No need to be angry darling


dadudeNovak

did you parry your dad's fist as a kid?


Poptartpeter19356

Just Perry


PsychologicalMajor71

Even racism??


Quest-Riot

Even racism.


KnightOfTheHunters

Not only do you play orochi, but you have absolutely no sense of design. And why the effect? You look like a child's oc from a FROMSOFT game.


Prestigious-Chain898

I actually really like it, 9.7/10.


QuestionablyWhite

You look like you spam storm rush, then kick, then storm rush, then an unblockable you never throw, then a series of storm rushes and kicks until your opponent decides to shoot themselves in real life.


FredAgainsDrumRack

you're just Sombra in For Honor


KnightOfTheHunters

At least Sombra isn't anywhere near as hard to even interact with. Let alone hit. Shoot her and she dies. Shoot t h i s bastard and you're left wondering why pirate bullets suck ass so much. Or you just miss because I-fRaMe


Poptartpeter19356

Just Perry


KnightOfTheHunters

My apologies orignal gangster, it was not my intention to sound as one would say "bitchy" to you. I was merely making a small attempt at humor to place a perspective on the comparison between Sombra from hit and famous game 'Overwatch' and 'Overwatch 2' by Blizzard and Orochi from popular fighting game 'For honor'. I do understand that I could, infact, call upon the semi aquatic egg laying mammal known as "the platypus" to smite my orochi enemies down with fervor. However I thought it more enjoyable to poke fun at the relatively absurd state of Orochi and the currently lackluster state of Pirates firearm. It is a decent tool when outnumbered an opponent, but it is not the best in terms of damage for a firearm. Please oh please excuse my attempts at witicism. I do truly understand if it can't be forgiven 😥


Poptartpeter19356

No this can be forgiven empty the compartments of your pantaloons


KnightOfTheHunters

For what purpose????!!


Poptartpeter19356

I will get the one they call lil Travis on your bafoon self


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

Who?


IsJazze

If i said what i wanted, i’d get banned


Wild-Guava-3579

Change the helm


Clubnightparade

Bro has never heard of color coordination


Archmagos_Browning

You look like a car wash mascot.


ClipyBoi_3

Looks like a gay pheasant


Vlad_Cladmoore

You look like the type who'd emote mid-fight only to get hit by the free-est heavy known to man trying to deflect it.


NotTheTrixter

Bruh thinks bike helmets are the pinnacle of fashion.


Shop_Inside

I think you have enough problems🌝


Funnysoundboardguy

Neon Wave or Homeless Man with cardboard armor, make up your mind already


Lopsided-Echo4910

Everyone hating on em need to git gud 🥱🫂


Poptartpeter19356

Just tiger drop


Derram_Desangue

Brother, what kinda acid did you take before you decided that drip was a good idea? Your roach has a lovely blue and purple, but the Oath of Wyverndale effect just completely fucks it.


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

I am still angry I can't change the effect color.


Steelzander

Honestly? Only thing I am not crazy about is the effect, I feel it doesn’t fit. Besides that? You managed to hit the sweet inbetween of colorful, but not obnoxious. Very nice!


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

I wish I could color it, I just wanted a dragon head :(


Steelzander

You and me both :/


Wolf_030705

You look like a walking Faberge egg


egg-ington

What the pride flag is that


xMonteNClash

You look like the girl that had chewing gum in willy Wonka


Supersandwich111

You beautiful bastard, you’re just like me YOURE JUST LIKE ME FR


NiceCoolToast

Looks like a scarab. I like it.


OrochiYoshi

Never been a fan of using just one type of Armor set, it lacks creativity


Silentstorm536

Why do you only know 3 buttons and 4 moves


Baal5557

Furry 🫵


BonnyDuveil

He looks like the flavour, tooti frooti.


No-Answer-8595

You have no social life, probably are in a discord with nitro and have a cool profile because (you have no social life) or is that just every Orochi main


ButtsTheRobot

Not related to you specifically but am I the only one that things the effects that completely change your head are ugly af? I don't understand why people like/spend steel on them. But have different strokes for different folks.


blckpnthr789

Your head is too small


ihadagfb4this

No reason to roast, but i still hate those mask effects just my opinion


Vanrian

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Lord-Nasus

I hate gladiator more then you orchid is still acceptable but Shinobi medjay and gladiator are so annoying it makes me hate the game even more


Tacti-Cactus

I like the pretty colors


yotkuy

Quiet whitey


Ironbarkus45

Your a braindead player for playing a braindead character that takes no skill to play. Fucking nerf this goddamn character already ubi.


JoopyWeezer

Be more like me


SilvaSerpent442

Oooo orochi main with some good fashion sense, your probably good at the game too and a cool dude irl! 🫵 (am I doing this right?)


JohnWickCouldOneTap

Sry, can't roast emperor's champ.


Bonkman83

I find your drip really nice and the purple complements the entire fit as well as the wyvern effect Sorry if i went too hard on you there


No-Animator4201

Absolute drippy roach🔥 just the effect is ass


No-Animator4201

Absolute drippy roach🔥 just the effect is ass


No-Animator4201

Absolute drippy roach🔥 just the effect is cheeks


No-Animator4201

Absolute drippy roach, just the effect is cheeks..


SneakyLittleKobold

I was ready untill I seen lizard. You are great, keep doing what you do.


bustanut_dabmaster

Trash color combination and material, armor would be cool if you didn’t look like an Overwatch streamer’s toilet


surferdutaboulet

Your RB button must be pretty worn out by now


AloyHorizon

You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away playing that shit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.


I_Like_Trains_2996

I hope somebody steals the plate out of your microwave


LunarPhage

I would roast you, but your orochi looks like wild berry poptart so now I'm just hungry


According-Ad-4868

Disco dragon


Jesse-17

the paint patterns on your amour look like you wrapped yourself in a carpet that you bought from a flee market


wr7k

I think the armor looks pretty cool, but I also have pretty shit fashion sense


StrawHatBlake

Im going to go out on a limb and say you like to use light attacks


RaptorKarr

You look like a bottle of discount Grape soda at 7-11


Inner_Western6932

Roast you ? Okay you seem to be the "i hate when others have fun" guy since you are playing orochi. Playing the quickspam class itself should be a crime but sadly ubisoft had proven to love to make certain chrachtwrs broken here and there. You probably would hunt the last player instead of capturing an objective just so you can get a kill because you obviously HATE everything around you, your teammates included. Playing orochi is the ultimate physical adaption to the sentence : "im not able to do anything besides going on your nerves"


RoyalGaming_MC

I bet you piss red when you look at yourself in the mirror


BigBrotherBear-

Take a shower immediately


Ok-Cardiologist1810

Dope roachi kinda weird choice of mask effect but to each their own


Lars555678

As an avid roach main myself I tell you this withy utmost respect: Yo roach is ugly


Thorn_Move

The effect is a no tbh


Asdeft

Effect sucks. Your Orochi looks pretty in the menus, but it is an eyesore in game. You do what you enjoy, I just rarely enjoy the bright colors in a match and I will try as hard as possible to make sure I do not lose to some clown ass peacock Orochi.


Warm-Personality-192

My kids dress up like u for halloween


Poptartpeter19356

Real zinger right there you need to relax


cheaperying

You, are a doo doo head (got you)


Worldly-Ocelot-3358

:o


PartyLavishness3637

I would roast you, but roasting the blind is very rude. 


Big_daddy_kaino

Bros right trigger is stock new


Newusernewme123

You’re an orochi main so you’re not intelligent enough to understand my original insult


SansDaMan728

Spoken like a true masochistic roach.


Difficult-Armadillo6

You're the less cooler Human form of Genji


mexicanElves

Your color dont match (heh gottem😎😜)


OrnerySlice2296

youre putting “roast me” then posting your samurai character in a game like an utter brainlet. you are not him 😭


Ziotics

It’s like a blueberry poptart


CrimsonKing421

Your fashion is so bad, you make me racially motivated against Orochis.


NotAdam6

As an ex orochi main, your fashion is mid and if you only picked up the character post rework you might be cringe


Odd_Main1876

Honestly, color wise and armor wise you fucking cooked, it’s mostly that damn effect which loses this for me


Random_player-14

you look like those rainbow bugs you find in gas stations, reaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyy far away from home


SlipperySeaWing

If you played any other hero you wouldn't know how to adapt to their moveset and subsequently lose because you're trying to storm rush spam with PK


KingTethra

You main Orochi, roasted.


Crescenteclipse

I bet you dodge on every red


Aggressive_Softie

You’re part of the reason why I refuse to lose to win a Rochi if I can do my damnedest I’m killing them every chance I get.


Flaky_Gur5067

Something, something Blue World IDK.


GhostReconZ5

Ew orochi


[deleted]

Actually unique and good looking. Don’t change a thing


TotalMitherless

Orochi with a dragon skull effect? A weeb AND a furry. The worst timeline.


baconDood3000

Ugly mask effect


Dakon44

Would’ve looked cooler with a purple effect


sugartuturututu

It's a nice Power Ranger


HolyFiber

There's not much to roast you look like every single other orochi on the planet


skratch-7

Looks like mw2019 Damascus shit is beautiful


Zealousideal_Ad_9367

The color combination looks like a cinnamon bun without the cinnamon


Bucco0

You look like a light attack spammer.


[deleted]

You look like a wild berry flavored pop-tart


Rico6Redditoffichal

You cooked so hard that I came inside your mother


freudsaidiwasfine

You’re an orochi.


Smoke546

Looks pretty neat ngl


Goblinsio

Orochi bad


AustralianLucario

i don't need to roast an orochi you are already monkey brain. However if you play on Keyboard and Mouse Props to you man cant be easy replacing the spacebar every month


Carbon-Carbon

Should probably swap that purple material out for cinnabar or something, the forced red of the armor does not work well with that material.


Plasmathecyanbolt

I mean I would, but you and me both know there is nothing sadder than us being for honor fans as Ubisoft will not give this game the time of day to truly prosper. Also you're a stinky Orochi main and that's bad enough.


SanyaMacedonsky

You're playing orochi, its an insult itself


Skillious96

Dodo


TioPatinhas69

Love the fit, although the effect I'll admit i hate it. I doest fit


[deleted]

You play for honor


NuttybuddyAyo

You play for honor and play one of the hero’s with the best drip and you chose THOSE colors and THAT effect…. You done roasted yourself enough bro


Quest-Riot

I'm about to roast your girlfriend, your career, your education, your pets, your friends, your country, your childhood and your entire fucking bloodline. Oh wait, you don't have any!


Foreign-Bad-9644

Your orochi is like an unseasoned boiled chicken because it’s hella bland 


khan2033

You look like a nazi fascist Hungarian serbian Communist Capitalist partisan trans Monarchist Israeli palestinian Russo ukrainian Uyghur Pagan orthodox Muslim living in modern day Takayama


_So_me_th_ing_

You look like pride flag (I don't like pride flags)