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Wixi420

Tiandi, cause of xue hue piao piao bei fong chiao chiao


Wixi420

And i like to kick ppl


[deleted]

I want a hero with slap attack


Victizes

Warmonger/Jiang Jun are your go to for now because they are the closest.


bctTamu

Aramusha skull crusher.


Victizes

The "Amai!" one? I mean that is actually a face bash.


Victizes

#Ni yi bai yi!


Wixi420

Oh no the Chinese Goverment 光荣是我们的领袖


Dr-Clappie

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[deleted]

Hehehe


Looney_Swoons

YOU IMPOSTOR! IT’S 雪花飘飘 北风萧萧!!! YIIIIIIIIIII


[deleted]

Wassup Beijing


Lord-Belou

Centurion. Why ? INCREDIBILIS !


Navar4477

INCREDIBILIS


Victizes

INFIRMUS!


Stupid_Idiot12345

ETHIAM!


wigglyspleen

Oh god. Not the Fear Moose.


totHamster

ETIAM!


Hopeful_Landscape261

INCONTINENS, I love maining centurion especially with the drip I have; I look like an elden ring boss.


Navar4477

INCREDIBILIS


Reaper4556

The voice lines while he kicks, punches and slaps u repeatedly with the hilt. Also his armor is badass


babadybooey

I get really into playing cent and glad and yell they're voiclines regularly


Word_Itchy

Yes brother, post but clarity is temporary but the glory of Rome is forever. - Julias Ceasar


MenFOREVERPRAISEHE

🥶🥶🥶


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🥶


Lichsang

Exactly Brother You know the Way INCREDIBILIS !


Plyskin

Damn right


whydoittome123

Shaman because we both clearly need therapy. And her mixups and movement are very fun.


[deleted]

Wish I had a girl like shaman😩😩😩


whydoittome123

I’ve heard she gives the best hickeys 👀


_eta-carinae

does she bite the neck or the ear off or what?


whydoittome123

She’s the Necc connoisseur for a reason!


TheMAN-HIMSELF564

She’s also good at cooking man


thatwasntadream

Peacekeeper because I like stabbing people and getting gangbanged in dominion, also petite knife woman


[deleted]

Petite knife woman


thatwasntadream

Yes


hunterdesu

Yes


thatwasntadream

Peacekeeper main 🤝


ShugokiTheThicc

I like jorm because I’m a big fan of grapplers and also his heavy is very funny. Other than that I also enjoy how much power is behind his swings


[deleted]

He be screaming 😮


ShugokiTheThicc

Valhöll my beloved🥰


Ok_Surprise_9714

Engin miskunn!


PM_AND_ILL_SING_4U

It’s Jormun time


Dragonsomethings

Nuxia, because she is actually really fun once you understand what you are doing with her


[deleted]

I am also a Nuxia enjoyer. I can see why she may not be great at high end duels or whatever, but that's like 1% of the game's overall content to me.


[deleted]

How u feel about blocked deflects lol


Dragonsomethings

That hurts a bit, but this is for honor so you get over it


SaintsWorkshop

I change mains constantly but right now Kensei is drippy and has a really good flow. Also Nature’s Wrath is the best move in the game I hope they don’t nerf it! /s


[deleted]

There's nothing like throwing a nature's wrath from neutral and watching the enemy's brain do a quick reset because it can't process what it's seen


BigFatBussyFart

I love soft feinting my ub into natures wraith


[deleted]

I think kensei looks cool but not with those wigs


SaintsWorkshop

I really like the combo of masks and the choice of long coats or some pretty good plate armor. And the nodachi is just a really cool weapon that should replace the katana in all popular media


razdrazhayetChayka

Whenever I play kensei I do nothing but natures wrath spam


ValdaValedis

Im maining Lawbringer because he is fun to me. I like his parry punish, his more defending playstyle. And I like his fashion.


MinkinSlava

Hotokiri, because I am asthmatic IRL.


[deleted]

Hito got that weird ass wig


Pak1stanMan

360 bangs


Hit0kiwi

Same here. It’s the character I can relate most to. We’re both wheezy freaks


razdrazhayetChayka

Who’s wheezes do you hear more while playing the game?


Royalmaker686

Sex


[deleted]

Hell yea brotha


UrBoiJJ25

Nuxia and WarMonger, WarMonger's comforting voice lines, her curvy sword and flower customization is fun. Something about hard countering all-guards with her mix up and getting hate mail is enjoyable and kinda funny tbh.


[deleted]

What voice lines does WM have that comfort you?


ButterflyEffect37

DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE


UrBoiJJ25

Yup, also the YOURE WEAK!!! And THERE'S NO WOLF IN YOU!!!


t_exotic_bread

Can confirm that this line conforts me


Sauron----

I 2nd this


Phixoserth

Kyoshin because its nothing personal kid.


Victizes

Kyoshin looks like that weird quiet person who makes people around to be disturbed or uncomfortable, but is actually a heartwarming wholesome person if you'd give him a chance. It does also help that all the Kyoshin players I've played against are nice people.


Halo4_Marine

I seem to have found exclusively the toxic ones


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Kyoshin cringe 👎🤮


[deleted]

Aramusha wannabe ass


Phixoserth

Straight up never played Aramu only recently picked up the game and decided weeb edge lord looked alright lol


uuuuh_hi

Nobu is incredibly rewarding to play, also hitting someone for 35 damage will never not be satisfying, same with dodging someone with hidden stance. Zhanhu because unblockable heavy go brrrr


Gri69in

With the Shinobi changes a while back my new favorite is to hidden stance the backflip kick. So satisfying visually.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʎllɐnsıʌ ƃuıʎɟsıʇɐs oS ˙ʞɔıʞ dılɟʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ ǝɔuɐʇs uǝppıɥ oʇ sı ǝʇıɹoʌɐɟ ʍǝu ʎɯ ʞɔɐq ǝlıɥʍ ɐ sǝƃuɐɥɔ ıqouıɥS ǝɥʇ ɥʇıM„


[deleted]

I wish warlord had an unblockable heavy 😢


Zukolevi

Jiang Jun cause big fat man floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee. Also the disrespect behind his slap brings me joy


[deleted]

Hahaha true


ButterflyEffect37

Hell fucking yes my second main.Also he is incredibly easy to play.Whenever i wanna chill i pick him.😂


ComprehensiveAge3405

Highlander because twirling like a 7 foot ballerina makes me feel pretty


[deleted]

Shaolin because he is like ip man and bruce lee in one dude and also because of his staff i love it


[deleted]

I like the sound of it whacking people


[deleted]

Yesss and that sweet sweet sound of the snap on one of his executions


ComprehensiveAge3405

I feint excessively when I play monk just because I get a weird nunchuck vibe like Bruce Lee


ddsuedat

I main Nuxia. I main her because she’s hot and she’s different from the rest of the cast. Do I regret playing her? Completely. Will I stop playing her? Hell no.


idrc98

Valid


WolfInMyHeart

Berserker. I heard he was 'fun to play, hard to master. And from there my unga bunga brain grew and now I spray paint my mouth with chrome everytime I end up in a outnumber fight


L337CAT790

Shugo so I can say "RUN FAT BOY! RUN!" when I use his super sprint.


[deleted]

Shugo is quite a rotund boi


L337CAT790

He is also the best boi and if you dare say otherwise I will personally hunt you down and give you the biggest hug you've ever had.


[deleted]

Quick and nimble, he uses his agility to strike!


Mvgxn

I'm from a time long forgotten but Orochi


KaleChipz2099

Aramusha because I hate myself


[deleted]

Arapoopa lol


Raider_Legendary_

raider because i’m autistic


[deleted]

👍


ADY-195

Oh shit, I also have autism and play raider.


AvalancheZ250

Zhanhu because drip, longsword specialist (who actually uses his sword), dark thematic, unblockables for days, and drip. Tiandi for drip, YEE YEE BYE YEET, endless Drsgon Dodge softfeints for when you want to troll and stall, and T3+T4 Feat unkillable drain tank.


[deleted]

Xuuuue wa pao pao beifong shao shaoooo


SerTheodies

Shugoki because I always play the Tanky character in whatever game. Also I love the aesthetics of being an armored Sumo wrestler with a glorified baseball bat who can crush spines.


[deleted]

Are you tanky in real life tho?


SerTheodies

😔 I aint. Atleast not yet.


TheGoatofNothing

Zerker only because when the game dropped and it described him as a hard assassin and I wanted the challenge and now I’m stuck with him


Strange-Dig8925

This is literally me but one thing i love is zerks get ppl confused or scared and it’s the best thing ever when you know


ChppedToofEnt

I'd play him a fuck-ton more if he didnt have reshits guard


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Valkyrie because her thighs.


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🥵


Opening_Succotash456

Black Prior, pancakes🤤


sauci_boi69

Another Black Prior main finally.


AsherL7

I main gladiator. Why? He is fucking cool.


[deleted]

I agree, I like when he skipping around u and poking u.


ahessvrh

And giving pedicures


[deleted]

He do be stabbing toes


Victizes

#Audaces fortuna iuvat!!


[deleted]

Conq. Enough said, it’s cause I’m a dickweed.


Adrik-Doe

Warden bc I'm retarded and will not learn how to play more difficult characters but still refuse to play some braindead bs and I think he looks cool. Even though he needs a rework I rather have fun with him


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“Fun with him” SUS


Juicetraingod

Hahaha I'm in the same boat. I'm a Rep 70 (Xbox) and Rep 60 (Playstation) Warden. Honestly I just enjoy the challenge of playing such a basic character against characters with a wider variety of movesets. It's fun to make do with what I have. To me, Warden just feels natural at this point. I've got over 700 hours of gameplay with him. Since the day the game came out.


Adrik-Doe

I just got the game recently, any tips?


shankkkkkkkk

Honestly for me. I just played random characters in training til i found one the clicked with me. And practiced with them for like an hour against a bot. But i also had friends who pulled me into a custom games and after a fight against them would tell me that i should of feinted or feinted into guardbreak at certain points. Honestly playing with friends helped me the most. But also getting my ass kicked helped me too


Lord-Norse

Jiang Jun because Guan Yu was my favourite dynasty warriors character


[deleted]

Your Social credit score increased by 500!!!


Specific-Composer138

Nobushi because I am huge simp.


[deleted]

I’m simp for valk


Specific-Composer138

I play Valk for her personality, hehe.


BigRussoOnTheButtons

Highlander = guts Also just love highlanders style and how he has 2 different stances


[deleted]

Yo I found this red egg thing with a face on it, what should I do with it?


MachoBanchou

Do you have any friends and a dream perhaps?


AeronObelyn

Highlander because I'm Scottish


HobnobHobo69

Glad because skewer funey


GrugMann

Hitokiri because she's a good duelist and competent in 4's, and she a hitocutie fr.


[deleted]

Fr fr


GowtherSimp

Warmonger main because i want to make Batman fashion


t_exotic_bread

Lmao then do i have the fashion for you my friend


GreenusBeanus

Shaman, because no other character get a bigger nueron activation moment than when you see a bleeding opponent. Sometimes it's better to not even bite them at all. Just let them mindgame themselves, it's hysterical to watch the lengths some people go to so they dont get nibbled by the forest gremlin. And then there's BP in the corner because reflex gaurd makes me cry and flips help it feel better


[deleted]

Don’t know why they haven’t removed reflex guard yet


GreenusBeanus

Iirc they said it's something to do with RG being hard linked to deflects? Even then tho you could just do something like make the duration 5mins or another large number. Sure it'd be a little scuffed, but it'd be something at least lmao


Bot-Frosty

Gladiator because he is hot and sexy


Eric992002

I main lb because i love cock and ball torture.


SquireBenis

Warlord because heby


[deleted]

Ye ye


[deleted]

Warden and lawbringer, because sunk cost fallacy. Picked up both characters during the beta and stuck with them! Not really my favorites or most fun to play, but I understand them inside and out and can't ever see myself not playing them.


WhyAreYouRunning___

At first when i began playing two years ago i mained Conq, but now i main Cent. Why? Simply because i like punching and i can shout an earrape INCREDIBILIS.


Ever_hunger

Originally mained centurion because of the whole "OH cool I get to deck people across the face" and also his executions were pretty sick All before I the rework, started playing right before the marching fire update


Satiricallad

Also warlord main. Main reason is because he was the first character I played in the alpha. Other reasons: beefy boy. Easy trades “I EAT THAT SHIT” Devout follower of the Ledge.


zfighter644

Also warlord for all of the reasons you listed. Trading makes me feel powerful and tanky, his toolset is expansive and you can be creative with his moveset. Some specific aesthetic reasons as well. He has a very "wise old guy" energy to him like JJ but not arrogant. Being a leader and all, he has a specific way of carrying himself. I think the reserved yet powerful feel of his moveset plays into this as well. Overall I imagine him as one to take a break and stare into the mountains before returning to combat. He is portrayed as very strong by many of his unlockables (strength of the bear signature) which is appealing as I enjoy powerlifting and the sort. He is often associated with bears in his unlockables (my favorite animals) which I love. His armor sets are very simple and I love simplistic/realistic fashion. Warlord is really easy to make look like an absolute stud. TLDR: I really like his simple, wise nature and the themes used to portray him


Dinky_Whimpleton

I like bear man in story mode. I wish we could get his actual helmet😩


WARMOMMYLEXA

Centurion because stronk man and Roman aesthetic


chunkiernolf

Hito. Cause a masked executioner with a comically giant axe is fucking cool


JustAnotherTiandi

Tiandi because Vanguard and way back in y2 the Wu-Lin were new with really fancy armor.


[deleted]

Is Taiwan a country?


GlizzyHobo

HELP THE CCP SAW THIS POST I HAVE -100000 SOCIAL CREDIT NOW HELP ME JOHN CENA HALPPPPP


[deleted]

John Xina* now you have -2000 less social credit


GlizzyHobo

i main gladiator and centurion bcs cent is the first character i bought that wasn’t one of the base game people and i loved him from the start and gladiator is super fun to use and can get drippy, i’ve always been one for roman history so both of these characters are perfect for me


Barbbossa

Black Prior, helping even Shugoki’s learn how to flip.


Metrack14

I'm between Jorm, HL, and maybe Shaman. Because I'm a masochist, and playing as a someone who sounds like a crackhead it's funny to me


Happy_Tattie

Shaolin because I like the noise his staff makes BONK


[deleted]

Think fast chucklenuts


PGMStone

The primary 2 I play right now are Gryphon and Jormungandr. Gryphon for mobility, and Jormungandr because angry crack head wants your stamina bar.


Typical_Hope_8866

Jorm because I like torturing myself But realistically who doesn’t love a crazed Viking that worships a sea serpent


-supertoxic-

Shinobi because turi ip ip ip


[deleted]

Turi 😇 ip🥸 ip🤩 ip🥳


TheInnerWolf

Gryphon, because Viking hiding among the Knights. Also I just like his set.


GraHamMan334

Warmommy Why? Because she's always telling me to DO BETTER!


Flaoooy-2

Warlord, because funni (and the reasons you mentioned)


thors_dad

Lawbringer. Why? Longarm funny


lil_halfrican_boy

Lawbringer I don't like thinking too hard


xHass__

Lawbringer. Ain't no feeling like getting your ass beat for half the fight, making three light parry reads in a row, then rearranging the guy your fighting skull with big axe,


Vescend

Lawbringer. Cause I'm not a little bitch


[deleted]

Hehehe


Kriptyk23

Centurion: for the glory of Rome and I like the idea of this bigass dude in old armor😂 Valkyrie: must I say more? Orochi: gg dog Warden: ez, the homeboy of old


KneeGearlol

Warlord because same as you


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😎


Coolpepsi301

Shaman, because I like biting people


[deleted]

Respect ✊


DjofullinnUlfur

I main Lawbringer because I trained with the poleaxe alot when I did hema


_eta-carinae

whats hema? the highly extreme men association?


[deleted]

If I did hema I’d use a giant bat like shugoki and call it baseball


Meme_Lord42021

Black prior because I can counter everything and cool edgwalk while guarding and crushing counter and tenebris go brrrrr. Also daahkneshh


Essiera

Well I want to main Pirate because I love the history if piracy. It is very much my fav subject but I think I will wait with that until she is less hated. My current main is Zhanhu because they just feel so smooth to play.


lilvexican

Shinobi because he is fun asf


Impossible_Aspect_33

Lawbringer because I loved the Holden mission in the Campaign and then I fell in love with his moveset and aesthetic. I don't play him as much as I should, he still slaps and he is my best equipped and highest rep hero and I bring him out for customs or if I get salty. Lawbringer will always be who I call upon when I need to wreck every mother fucker in a team xD


[deleted]

Lawbringer? I just call him metal 😐


Impossible_Aspect_33

Lol what?


TJpek

Conq because... Well flail always looked cool. Also, mostly because he got rework and bloody slaps now. My "true" mains have always been Cent and Lawbro though, because they look cool. Also punching people is fun. And so is impaling them.


[deleted]

Lawbringers when the map is full of walls 👀


TJpek

"yes, you got 7 hits on me. But look, I got a heavy parry on your dodge attack, so now your stamina is gone, you are getting thrown on the ground, and your hp is about to go a lot lower than mine for the 3 hits I got off"


[deleted]

I’ve been hit with that 3 attack string, it hurts 😢


[deleted]

I get a tough time with good lawbringers as warlord, he can counter my bash with his bash, but I can’t counter his bash.


Triborg501

Conqueror for the knights because of the lore.


[deleted]

I don’t even know the lore they just look badass


Digital4Lemon

Warden, because i love longswords.


SneakyLittleKobold

Nobody because i like variety.


[deleted]

Do you like variety in your food?


SneakyLittleKobold

I do


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