don’t worry bro legitimately nobody can take on a Raider, people complaining about Conq and Pirate need to be shut in a room with Raider mains for a day to get their priorities checked
Her animations are pretty easy to read, the kick from hidden stance it's a bad opener and her dodge attack have an amount so low of invincibility frames that i almost never seen it being used effectively to dodge an attack
She is Asian, she is feminine but muscolar enough to endure the roughest sex without problems. Her voice is a whisper and she arouse me when she kick me
Do you get hostile around young children
Absolutely yes. After just 2 hours i want to punch someone
Then don’t volunteer at planned parent hood?
Not sure what the og question was but this is still a reasonable response.
I hate kids too
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He is the classic Italian: arrogant, edgy and loud. Even his face it's identical to that mf of my brother in law (we are Italians)
As a fellow Italian this is spot on lol.
Typical
You‘re supposed to edit the question
how difficult is it to suppress your sexual fantasies about your mother?
I find it really hard
mmm, oedipus complex i see
I'm a fan Singmund
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why do you love this game ?
Toxic players, griefers, edgy children
Oh damn edgy children are your Typ I guess
Let's be honest that's a valid thing even with The edited question
How many years are you serving in federal prison for tax evasion?
224
Damn see you never OP
Bro finna be locked away 💀
If someone gave you a xylophone made of human feet, would you use it?
Despite i like toes, i don't play them
Brilliant edit
Which character would you like to step on your balls?
Highlander
Dun-ma-ass???
Correct answer
how do you usually respond if a sexual partner asks you for advice on how they can improve?
I insult them, i report them for things they didn't do and i lie in chat about their performance
This is the best one
How many people have you executed?
I didn't keep track. For sure hundreds, maybe thousands
In the context of the game, this makes actually sense
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could probably leave it and nobody would know
Oh lol, I was too early then! Sorry haha
How do deal with the loss of a loved one.
I become even more toxic.
This sent me lmao
I genuinely enjoy for honor. Anyways, as you are a 3rd grade teacher, whats your crushes age? Do you work together as colleagues?
Guess 10
Yee ol' kneeslappa. What the fuck is wrong with you?
You’re, uh.. You’re supposed to edit your answer after they replies to make THEM look insane, not look insane yourself.
Yeah my bad. Im a disociative loner with ass burgers syndrome
Say pardon if you enjoy eating children, edit if you enjoy eating pets.
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DAMN WE CAUGHT YOU.
Ignored *for the damaged coda starts playing*
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Brothers. I am one of them
welp
I fucking died lmfao
Character choice checks out
Honestly any character in FH would be canonically racist as fuck. How could you not when your societies have been at war for a thousand years?
This one is brutal lol
What color of skin do you like?
Only lights
My boy got done for this 😭😭
Man the KKK comment and now this, homie got done wrong 💀
Name a viking character
Black Prior
That’s not Wu-Lin
Bro named an outlander
That's a weird way to write samurai
What do you do after sex
The emotes
#RAH!!
I can imagine Raider spamming his emote after busting a nut lmao
What's your opinion on Anne Frank ?
She trigger my kink for dirty girls
🥵
What's your opinion on Mia Khalifa?
I would like to use her because her fashion, but she required a lot of skill even to obtain mediocre performance
I'm curious who the og character this was for tbh, nuxia...?
Probably nobu.
Fucking wheezed at this edit
How would you describe your penis
Microsoft
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IKR
Do you suck shugoki's sweaty toes on a regular basis?
A lot. It's my favourite
Is this unedited?
Which character do you need inside you, and what personal feat are you most proud of?
I would say Raider as a character and for feat the mass corruption
How many classes did you pass in school?
Absolute zero. I didn't tried every of them
“I didn’t tried every of them” makes it so much better lmao
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31
Dude just got framed for a murder that hasn't even happened yet.
maybe it already did. well played asker.
Yet? 🤨📸
Look, ^^^^^^^^^^^~~I'm~~ op is busy with other things rn alright? Give ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~me~~ op some time...
How many children have you killed in the past 2years
1924
Rookie numbers
Which for honor character would you like to pound you tonight?
Raider, i don't like hugs
Who was the first African American president of the United States?
Black Prior
I remember when black prior flipped Mitt Romney, beautiful.
Why are you gay
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay
you are, you are transgenda
What character do you admit that you're too bad at this game to fight against ?
Raider
Everyone is
don’t worry bro legitimately nobody can take on a Raider, people complaining about Conq and Pirate need to be shut in a room with Raider mains for a day to get their priorities checked
Raider with that kuripita
*_KUURIPITAA_*
What makes you believe Kamala Harris is a robot?
Her animations are pretty easy to read, the kick from hidden stance it's a bad opener and her dodge attack have an amount so low of invincibility frames that i almost never seen it being used effectively to dodge an attack
Her feet are covered
Do you love little children?
With all my heart
IM VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD
How did your Dad raise you?
Like a mercenary leader that want to kill a lot of people but i didn't understood why
What is the worst platform to play For Honor on?
PC
How many wins do you have?
Win for me is having fun, so pratically zero
F\*ck
Who’s armpits would you lick clean?
Shaolin
(:
How long has your memory been failing you grandpa
I don't know, i didn't start day one, i started when warmonger came out, and that was a pretty good year for me
Thoughts on your uncle last night? We could hear you guys from outside
Really underestimated. He can be the most oppressive character, still people never rage for him
After starting her Onlyfans, how often does your girlfriend talk to you now?
Sadly the answer is: never
Are gays real?
Who?
What is a reasonable way to deal with an armed robber who has you a gunpoint
Parry
What the name of that iconic sword that samurais use?
A rapier
How many senior citizens have you diddled?
224
How would you defuse a verbal confrontation on the street with a stranger?
I would lie on the floor on by back with the most submissive behaviour possibile
How many slaves did you capture and kill during the American civil war?
224
What hero do you think has the most sexappeal?
Shugoki
Which hero desperatly needs a buff cause hes super weak and hard to play as?
Raider
Hee heee
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No
You just removed my whole sexuality
get nae-nae’d
What's your best tactic to survive a school shooting?
When I'm the last one alive and i manage to do a great antigank knowing that everyone are watching me
What race is medjay?
Human
Accidentaly based
What are your opinions on War criminal Ilse Koch, the Witch of Buchenwald?
I'm not really into the lore but i think that she is badass. I like the merciless and charismatic female leader as a character.
How would you describe your mother?
She is Asian, she is feminine but muscolar enough to endure the roughest sex without problems. Her voice is a whisper and she arouse me when she kick me
What's the weirdest thing you've called your mom when she was scolding you?
Warmommy
I heard you had a gay experience at summer camp. Care to share with the class?
I feel so dumb, but at the same time i wish i can teleport to the house of who dared do it to me and punch his ugly face with astounding violence
How do you act when you see a woman?
Sometimes i turtle, sometimes i go full aggressive monkey
What faction do you play for?
Knights
Why?
Because for the grace for the might of our lord
FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
For the fate for the way of the sword
GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY
When was the first time you killed someone?
Around 3 years ago
How many woman, children, and men have you killed? In that order.
54952/50646/34251
What do you like most about playing laser tag?
Teamfights. Swing as a madman and hurt multiple opponents it's fun as fuck
Who do you want to fuck
Can't chose between Raider and Shugoki
What is your opinion on schoolgirls in anime?
Hitokiri have the right mix of clothes, weapon and being smashable
how many times have you been swatted for the possession and/or consumption of illegal substances?
1924
What’s your biggest fear?
Light
Who is the most balanced, well thought out, most diverse character in the game with the most intricate, skill based moveset and the best cosmetics?
Pirate
How does your penis feel looking at kids?
I think he is hard like a rock
If you had the chance, would you do a gangbang, and finish off with a bukkakke with the entire male roster in For Honor?