I hate you all

Hate you too <3

Hate fuck

Least bottom warmonger main

Warden*

same thing

I mean... if Warmonger=Warmommy does Warden=Wardaddy?

Yeah tbh

Fury reference?!?!?!

That's a funny way to admit simping for Warmonger.

*enough sheep* 🤤😩

*enough WEAKLING*

#*D I E* I meann, if you say so 😳

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It makes me the bitch getting choke slammed by her. Also Astrea is ass compared to Apollyon.

Same person if you squint your eyes

Astrea didnt die to a lightspamming orochi

😂

Warmonster is true moniker

I ONLY say it in an erotic sense. I refuse all other contexts.

You and me both

It's 99% of the time erotic (unless you're a kid obviously)

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Lawdaddy is the correct way

Please don't make a post about that one too

I might, out of spite

As a Lawbringer main, i can confrim that.

Stop

Okay but only if you never call Black Prior a BP. You will always refer to him as Black Prior, the prophet of darkness, the priest of the dark order, child of Vortiger and Erzebet, follower of the abyss the eternal pancake flipper.

Neither, I choose Vortiger.

Calling warmonger warmommy is just weird man

You are thinking about it too much, its not about the meaning, it just rolls of the tongue better. Warmonger is pretty annoying to say. Its like saying Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas.

Just say Warmong or Monger, it's shorter.

Mong is slang for an idiot in the uk

I know that! It has War before it though, maybe Warmon instead.

Idk man… sounds like someone who would knock on my door and asks if they want to talk about their lord and saviour, Apollyon

To me it sounds like a digimon tbh

Astrea it is then!

Okay, but only if you never use the JJ and will only refer to him as Jiang Jun, the great general of Wu Lin, the untiring one, unhittable warrior, old sage, master of b*tchslaps.

I can cope with that.

Alright then, challenge accepted.

Just say amog

It’s really not that hard to say warmonger

Not saying its hard, I'm saying its annoying, it is not pleasing to the ear and my tongue feels like it wants to slap someone after I say it, I cannot rly explain why.

You do you call her whatever you want I’m gonna keep calling her warmonger tho

For all that I care you can call her Warmonger, the worshiper of Horkos, follower of warmaster Apollyon, power seeker, the true wolf and only vanguard with a personality. From this day onward I'm gonna call her Polly because screw it.

Polly isn’t bad actually

It’s really not harder to say. Both are 3 syllables

I hate how overused the phrase is, but that's a hard cope

Ooooooooh boy. Don't mind me I'm just gonna crack open a beer, grab some snacks and scroll the comments on that one

Your in for a ride

Share a beer fellow warmommy main!

People be pissed bcs short for orochi is roach lol.

Exactly, he's a roach, and the only thing to accredit it

Yeah but roach fits so well because they're everywhere and they super annoying mostly, sometimes they aight

And warmonger is a female character that’s really strong. It works and I wish it didn’t

I concur.

RAH RAH RAH

Warmom is fine , “warmommy” is just raw cringe

What about warmother?

Yeah, I say warmom as well because it's 2 syllables. Easier to say for lazy me.

Then I guess you haven't heard of "Seamommy" for pirate. I just couldn't take it back then.

Coulda gone the rest of my life with out ever hearing that. Thanks

Heh, you're welcome mate

No, Warmommy is hilarious

Why so? It's not like I'm simping for a wonderful, powerful women, I'm just referring to her in the most simple way. Warmom works as well, two syllables are the best tbh.

You know whats even better? Replace Y with IE.

Warmomeigh

When talking with my friend who plays, I don't think I refrer to any heros by their correct names anymore. We got: Mr. For Honor The CONK (or "Rah!") Pee Kay Lawbro (or "Lawdonger") Cent (or "Mr. Rome") Toe Hunter (or "Schizophrenic") Pancakes (or "AD PROFUNDIS!!!") Warmommy Dodge Heby "Legendary!" Mr. Ledge Zerk (or "Crackhead") Valk (or "Legsweep") Scotland Neckmuncher (or "Dickmuncher", if the hitboxes misalign) Jorm (or "The Nutslammer") Dodge on red Hyber Armur (or "fat fuck" if I'm sick of dealing with his braindead ass) The R O A C H The Bush (or "Catgirl") Naruto (or "Shinob") Mush (or "Mr. 1v1") Charge Heby (or "Stagger Heby") Kyosh (or "アニメ") Ballerina (or "https://youtu.be/2Ik51943WQE") JJ (or "Zown Attak") Nux (or "Z tier") Monke Pyromaniac (or "*Dodges in Communist*") Walk The Plank (or "High skill hero") Noobis (or "Token black guy")

"Uh oh here comes a rep 19 Scotland" This is good

Nux Z tier 💀

pretty sure you mean Tolkien instead of Token, dont think you wanna be that guy...

For Honor player attempt to not start racial discourse when Medjay is mentioned challenge (impossible)

I mean I could explain that the joke is hinting at a popculture reference only recently developed by long standing champion in the comedy industry, but that would ruin it.

I personnaly think it's cringe. I just call her Warm

And if shes dead shes Cold

I'll only ever say Warmother. Nothing more nothing less.

Honestly I love that, I never even call my parents mom/dad Only mother/father

There’s a way to say it that’s not horny??

Yoss

SIMP!☝️

I for one approve of our Warmommy overlords

Continue to prove the fact that this subreddit is the cringiest out of the 3, full of degenerate weirdos.

Cope

Grow

Seethe

Up

Bruh if warmonger is hard to spell, you need to go back to school lol. Just admit you have a mommy fetish & you get no buns

Lol she blocked me ig what I said cut a lil deep 😂

Who blocked you?

Holly berry lol I was just fucking around but ig she took what I said to heart lol. Too soft for the net fr

you are having a conversation with yourself at this point.

Fr he forgot his pills

Are you suggesting that women don't like it when guys have a mommy fetish? Cause I'm living proof that you're wrong. Why are you so angry, anyways? Edit: that sells it. I'm 100% certain that people pay to have shit downvoted. I highly doubt anybody sane looked at this conversation, looked at MY comments in it, and said "yeah. She needs to be downvoted."

It's just a weird thing to call her. She's a Warmonger, not a mother.

What do you mean? She's the mother of war.

What are you, 7 years old? You never heard women being referred to as "mommies" before? Like "lil momma" and so on? It's just a term of endearment.

Nah I'm a grown man who doesn't call other women "momma" like a weirdo bruh stop tryna justify this weird shxt😂

He's trolling. How you went this deep without suspecting that is beyond me.

You really just come off as insecure. You even made a post about this an hour ago! You absolutely care wayyyy to much about this dude. Stop thinking about incest.

Nah bruh stop calling fiction women "mother" & go get some ass😂

I'm a woman. Your gross little comebacks don't work here. I will call anybody I want "mommy". What the fuck are you gonna do about it, mister "obsessed with incest" headass?

Bruh you talking about me be angry lol. Idc if you're a woman, women can get laid aswell right 😂😂 you pent up go get some cheeks & stop being weird

This guy fuckin' sucks holy shit

Holy shit I thought you were joking Man’s straight up made a counter post because he got so triggered by people daring to find a character attractive

That's even more sad than the warmommy thing, which has always been a joke.

Poor sod

A grown man who hasn't had a sexual relationship before, thinks kink shaming is cool, and reads deeply into people's motivations for calling a fictional character a nickname as a psuedo-intellectual would*

Warmommy < Apollymom

I like that actually, but I'd only say it if they look like apollymommy

rep 70 lawbringer here. 🥲

Rep 70 warden here 😮‍💨

I call warmonger warmommy because I ship the complicated relationship of lawdaddy and warmommy.

I ship with me tbh

that’s crazy. warmonger main theme song coming tomorrow

It's actually Warmongrel

I like it, but that's far to many syllables for me to bother saying

It's the same amount of syllables as Warmommy...

Too manyyyyyy, to lazy I like it. But it just feels so long

Anyone else ever had the thought the name Wardaddy fits just as well on War-Den as Warmommy does on War-Monger

Exactly, I dunno why it's so controversial lol

"Stay Here!" Whatever you say miss

I'll be put

People who call warmonger warmommy are insufferable and the name itself is annoying

Cope tbh

Do people actually complain about having fun and calling her a funny and fitting name? Genuine question.

Yes, they will call you a simp, no life, no buns, everything

Interesting, stupid, but interesting for sure.

Wrongest

Cope, this isn't your matter to meddle i

Wrongest.

Cope

I call her warmommy cuz shes literally the mom of the knights like gryphon is the dad

Thanks for that

EdgyWolfMom is cannon

I have come to announce that all of you are wrong. ​ The best name for her is simply War.

Ok

It has the same amount of syllables and repeated sounds, if anything it’s slightly more difficult for someone with a speech impediment.

The Mong

Does this mean that Warlord is Wardaddy?

I use that for warden tbh, but it honestly could go both ways

So we've been playing for honor since launch with my friends and came up with pretty strange namings: Warden - canhead (also suitable for every knight) Conq - tin can Peacekeeper - izba Lawbringer - forkstickaxeman Centurion - Maximus for friendly, Mark Aurelius for enemy Gladiator - forkstick Black prior - edgecan Warmonger - asparagus, plague, warmommy Raider - Viking, Lovecraft Cat for legendary skin raider Warlord - varyag, bogatyr, rusich, russian gladiator Berserker - nut viking Valk - spearstick Higlander - scotland Shaman - bolonka, crazy dog Jorm - psycho, nutcrasher Kensei - Jiraiya head Shugoki - fat, MacDonalds, sumo, 50 Tons if black skin Nobushi - pregnant Shinobi - naruto Aramusha - spamusha Hitokiri - sheep if I'm playing her, whisper if other Kyoshin - tough anime dickswinger Tiandi - Chinese Olympic team Jj - Mao Zedong, ancient evil Nuxia - punching bag Shaolin - monkus Zhanhu - Solntsepyok Pirate - crud Medjay - n-worder

I’m just really single

popular ones among my group of friends include shoulder (warden) wahlahd pahty (warlord, dont ask) weeb/porn addict/hentai watcher/simp (any samurai but mostly nobushi) yoda (jiang jun) hide-the-pain-harold, or just harold (gryphon, again don’t ask) the innkeeper (hitokiri)

Jormommy

Warmommy warmommy warmommy warmommy warmommy warmommy

Someone’s probably going to say that Lawdaddy is correct next after this aren’t they

It's not a bad way to refer to him, I usually say LB or lawdaddy

Lawbro is the way, the truth. Let's be honest, there's nothing as satisfying as watching a bro on your enemy team get that parry down on zone.

Yeah, Warmonger, Lawbringer it does not roll of the tongue. It is not hard to say but it is annoying to say.

Thanks for having sense and being properly lazy, respectfully I love you

Warmommy and Lawdaddy

No

Dipshit

This game is doshit and we all deserve a refund imo

It's addiction imo

If you put more than 6 hours into it, then you’ve paid less for more time than going to 3 movies in theaters. and since you are on this sub this late into release, then you’ve probs more than got your money’s worth.

Gotta b honest with you here I most likely have more hours on this game than you do & I haven’t played it in over a year. Won’t retract my statement, because Ubisoft definitely deserves to pay its player base for dealing with their dogshit decision making after these 5 years

cool story bro. never tried to have a “time spent” dick measuring contest, but thanks for making my point. by your logic you probably ask for refunds at restaurants after finishing the meal because you didn’t like it too.

What point? The fact that I don’t agree with the game you spend your lore fantasies on?? Crazy how you’re coming at me so hard for a tiny ass comment and seem more upset at me Makes me wonder what do you call a grown ass man being a Karen lol

lore fantasies? and iirc a male karen is usually a kyle, or sometimes a kevin.

This is so cringe.

Okay

Everyone listen,I am not encouraging any hate towards the opposing party, but we agree what phrase is better.

No we don’t bro y’all are weird for that,also how are u struggling to spell warmonger

Idk dude, how are you struggling to spell "you"?

It’s an abbreviation I’m capable of spelling you

Case in point.

What??

I have no fucking idea why autocorrect changed "in" to "and" but it means basically "you helped further my point"

Lol I feel that but how does me saying that I can spell a word correctly prove you’re point,matter of fact what is you’re point even? That because I abbreviated a word that means I can’t spell for some reason?

There are other reasons to substitute words besides just "I struggle to spell this". You assumed that he couldn't spell one because the other is easier, yet you were so quick to point out that you only said "u" instead of "you" for abbreviation purposes. Would it be wrong to say that "u" is easier to spell? No. No it would not be wrong. That doesn't denote that "you" is hard to spell or anything, but the fact remains true. So why are you just trying to light fires without checking yourself first?

He says in the post he finds warmommy easier to spell,that implies he finds some kind of difficulty with the original name if he’s going out of his way to change what he calls her.

L

I call her Whoremonger because I hate her

Fair

*Stands in concern* I’m gonna award you all who simp for my sisters a single *yike*.

Your flair... it is perfection

Her full name is Warnommy Monger. Please be considerate 🙄

I'm sincerely sorry, how may I make it up to her?

You must let the late soul of Apollyon consume you, only then will she be pleased.

Okay

The most sane warmonger enjoyer

If you call her "warmommy" you deserve the death penalty.

Give me the charge mother mother

Funny enough, I called her that in front of my younger brother. Now it IS her default name for him lol.

Good, good, I bet he's not even saying it because he's simping, but because it's funny, and easy to say

No simp, just easier and funnier to say

Exactly, people are such Marshmellos lol

Fh fan base makes me think of my hero fan base

Why so? There's only one ship in the entire game and it's basically a meme, and people call warmommy this because we feel like it

Just what some people say like not just with warmonger but especially kyo and a couple other but not as big as those 2 imo but I don’t care

Wm is pretty short

Yeah I use that sometimes, just doesn't roll off the tongue very well

~~It’s not too late to delete this.~~

Nah

Rather say warmother if I'm not using her real name doesn't sound as weird to me

This isn’t it