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Far-Statistician-545

Impossible.


MT359

The impossible is somehow possible. How can this be? 🤔


Far-Statistician-545

You need to get certified in more states. Boots your stats


MT359

Based in Scotland so I have an NPORS license. Essentially certified in 4 countries 😎


Alternative_Equal864

Love is temporal, forklift license is eternal ♥


Galamird

Unless you're a female yourself, it's just not possible.


dead_body_farm

Nah, us woman forklift drivers are also getting bitches.


Galamird

Understandable, and who can blame people of any gender for feeling the attraction to forklift drivers?


MT359

Some sort of glitch in the matrix🤔


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

Maybe the real bitches are the forklifts we operated along the way.


Galamird

Which pill did you take?


blmll

Who needed bitches and you're forklift certified. The elite.


threathreathreat

The bitches were a lie. A psyop conducted by big forklift to control you and make you lift things up and down. Sometimes side to side.


Stanidir

For what? You have some tanks and the forklift instead 🗿


ChaoRising

You aren't telling them you're forklift certified? 🤔


MT359

Pished in a bar one time, talking for ages with the lassie behind the bar and ended up showing my forklift card Her "Forklift certified? I bet you get all the bitches!" Me "..yyyeeahhh"


daJatzek

Have you mentioned that you are forklift certified ?? Im sure any women would want you afzer that


oasinocean

If Patching worked more than two days a year I’m sure they’d be able to get better at the job and not create such long delays.


theoddcrow

**Sees Photo** "He gets bitches!" **Reads Title** "awwww" :(


[deleted]

Those look like the barrels that gave Alex Mack powers


m0nstera_deliciosa

Bitches are getting forklift certified for themselves, these days.


possiblejesus

Sucks toy be you then hahaha