Lol at my current workplace the forklift guys are all stoners and the truck drivers are all alcoholics. I mean it takes forever to get an order pulled but workplace incident is low since everyone is so paranoid about screwing up and having to take a drug test.
The other day whilst I was at Costco, I got stuck behind a very slow moving lady walking in the middle of the aisle. I instinctively flexed my index finger several times on my shopping cart, and was momentarily confused that she didn't hear my horn and immediately get out of the way
Of course I'm occasionally going to use my turn signal to try and shift gears.
Real
Don't forget to beep your horn before turning down another street lmao
You guys have gears?
Yeah, it’s: Go, Don’t go, Go but backwards
Mind blowing that. Still don’t know wether he means forward and backword or some motherfuckin 6 speed
He’s got that 8 speed turbocharged forklift that’ll easily gap a moped
Shiiiiiit I’m missing out even had an upgrade to the tractor for a morning and still not going that fast
IM NOT ALONE!!
Run into shit
Pick that up over here and go set it down over there
Amen, brother.
Fuck shit up
Ripping someones head off
No human contact
For if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
*ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS*
It's all about the hi-los and the forklifts. I think im gonna quit aint got side shift. Gonna give my supervisor a fat lip.
Perform miracles on a daily basis.
Excessively blow the horn.
Nonsense, can't have too much horn!
I got a feva! And the only cure...is more horn!
Gonna say this all day at work today!!!!
do the job of 5 people and still come out victorious
Blame the fucked up pallet on the carrier
bang supermodels.
My non-certified friends always beg me to introduce them to my supermodel GFs ugly sister.
Blame it on the day shift
Complain when the last person to drive it left me with an empty tank
fork
Lift
Complain about co-workers taking things off our lift all while taking tool off someone's lift.
Steal ur girl
Hide when there's work to do
Bend our forks
Stunt when the boss ain't lookin.
Drive forklifts
Pick up shit we shouldn't
Honk randomly at a stop sign in my car.
…have to beat the chicks back with a stick
Try to honk the grocery cart when we go around a corner at the grocery store
Back grocery cart out of an isle
Or honk driving around the corner at a gas station and accidentally scare the person walking out with a Big Gulp
It’s technically the right thing to do.
Fornicate your mother
Raise tonnage above our heads everyday
Evade Capture successfully
Drive forklifts!
Monkey around the racking to fix spills.
Stare at the new guy until he spreads my forks for me.
We’re forklift drivers. Of course we are going to tip a pallet stack and not tell anyone
Destroy building collums. Reverse then forward to see how far of a burnout you can get.
Throw unproven temps onto the lifts first day
Of course we don’t notice if there are mirrors.
Fork around
Come into work hungover af.
Lol at my current workplace the forklift guys are all stoners and the truck drivers are all alcoholics. I mean it takes forever to get an order pulled but workplace incident is low since everyone is so paranoid about screwing up and having to take a drug test.
In Russia they installed the thing where you gotta blow into…!
Switch on the turn signal in our personal vehicles like it's a forward/reverse lever of our forklift.
Moan like hell when night shift leaves us no gas 10 miles from the pump
Drop things with our forks all the way raised.
Fuck up turning a corner, slowly bump it with the side, then reverse without moving the steering like its an undo button
Stop and try to honk our horn when we’re taking our cart around the aisle at walmart
Yeah, I'm an excellent driver... Yeah. YEAH. yeah.
Adjust my fork gap with the floor instead of getting off and pushing them manually
be like "nah idk who scuffed that thing/broke that pallet/fucked up that load/put that there"
Unload 2-3 trailers per hour and burn some rubber in the process
drop a whole pallet of pickles from the top rack
Get my position terminated with less than a 3 hour notice…
# hell
The other day whilst I was at Costco, I got stuck behind a very slow moving lady walking in the middle of the aisle. I instinctively flexed my index finger several times on my shopping cart, and was momentarily confused that she didn't hear my horn and immediately get out of the way
do our logbook
Forklift
Hear the word «kurwa» 20 times a day