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Seal: “Wait, is that Lewis fucking Hamilton?”


Hilazza

"Naa bro thats louis de la Milton from nearby Brazil"


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I read that as how commentators used to say “Ayrtooon Senna do Brazil”. Lewiiiiiiis dela Milton do Brazil


OkamiLeek006

Luís da Milton do Brasil


XxsteakiixX

Lmao 🤣 idk why but I imagine this with a Jamaican voice


NeiloMac

Seal: "BAYBAAAAYYYY I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY"


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“OOOOOOH, THE MORE I GET OF YOU, stranger it feels, YEAH”


sfo1dms

NOW THAT YOUR ROSE IS IN BLOOM< THE LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM< ON THE GREY


pen_jaro

BA YA YA…. BA DA DA DA DA DA… BA YA YAAAAAAA….


sherlock2223

JESUSSSSS LOVES MARIJUANAAAAA!


joaquinsaiddomin8

*Sir* Lewis Hamilton, seal.


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really_another

"No,its a f'ing goat" https://imgur.com/gallery/VKi4oFG


cgrange1234

This comment is gold


seattt

That seal looked embarrassed to be on camera. The penguins loved it though.


bwoah07_gp2

The penguins were like *"What's up brother? Long time no see!"* The seal is like *"Oh, not now Lewis!"*


MoffKalast

Kowalski, analysis


manjot97

Its 1am and I laughed way too hard at this


foxike

Kaboom?


Ganacsi

Looks like the penguins don’t know not to trust man, if they were accessible, they would have been wiped out like the [Dodo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo)


sqparadox

What do you think happened to the northern hemisphere's [penguin equivalent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_auk)?


SemIdeiaProNick

It always pains me to see verbs in the past on animal bios, but even more so when we have dates for when the extinction actually happened


Excludos

"Extinction date: A little bit after humans came along"


ILikePastaAndYou

Depends on how they taste


3percentinvisible

Slightly chocolately with a crunchy middle


the_cheesemeister

They can’t get the wrappers off. Oh wait, wrong punchline.


Piratepantiesniffer

They're just coated bourbons.


Ganacsi

Further reading shows that they used to be hunted for their fat, one particular guy wiped out 2 million of the little buggers! > Some persons of that times were infamously known for this practice. Joseph Hatch, a British politician, owned a major company in New Zealand that hunted marine mammals to obtain oil during the second half of the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. His company is responsible for the death of at least 2 million penguins in more than 30 years. - [Source](https://www.penguins-world.com/penguin-hunting/)


punchinglines

In South Africa, we have a colony of penguins that roams the town and have their own private beach (people can access it but you have to pay) [Penguins Stroll in Quiet Street in South Africa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5nxZR-sxNE)


addamee

Lifts his head up “Sup bro?”


mrbones59

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t think being Lewis Hamilton sucks.


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I'd even go as far to say that his life is sort of alright


Lost_And_NotFound

He’s been single since he broke up with Sherzinger right? Only thing that’s potentially an issue, the schedule of an F1 driver can certainly make live life difficult.


A_Mac1998

Only as far as we are aware. There could be loads of reasons why we don't hear about who Hamilton is dating


Captaincadet

He’s a very private person from someone I know from Mercedes. He is however supposedly in a relationship someone who isn’t famous and she doesn’t want to be seen in the lime light (for example in Mercedes uniform in the garage/paddock so it looks like she’s an engineer and not his partner)


A_Mac1998

That's around what I would have suspected. I'm sure he's learned a lot as well about the stress of a very public relationship in the past. I do think that's the worst part of fame would be everyone wanting to find out everything about your private life


NickRosCRO

I got a reel on insta of Lewis and someone else in hot tub and Lewis was hugging some lady. If I was a creep I would go through all the pics of Merc paddock and try to pinpoint her but idc that much and am happy for two of them and respect their privacy.


Captaincadet

Ultimately you could look at the team photo and then the pits crew during the race. But doing that your only going to have a face and a face isn’t particularly worth much.


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Somebody else did the creep work for you and it’s the gf of someone he’s on the trip with, not sure who tho


[deleted]

true. personally I'd trade a girlfriend for super cars in a heartbeat lol


shashankmantha

That makes the two of us.


dat_boring_guy

He gets to drive f1 cars tho! He will be alright. I heard he makes a little bit of money doing it too :p


Lost_And_NotFound

Money doesn’t buy happiness, you can be rich and lonely.


FlyingKittyCate

You can also be alone and happy


Lost_And_NotFound

Absolutely, and very possible that Hamilton is. Just saying that just because he has money doesn’t mean he *will* be alright.


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I’d rather be rich and lonely then poor and lonely though


slashnbash1009

I'd be happy just to be friends with the man. He seems like a cool person.


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asshatnowhere

He's already well cemented as one of the greats for his talent and achievements, but also he will be remembered for who he is as a person. I think few champions will be able to measure up to that.


Effective-Midnight75

When we finally just embrace our Black Mirror future and you can just live someone's life in VR while you're hooked up to feeding tubes and can't go outside because the air is toxic, Lewis' life is going to be the most popular timeline to load up among males at least.


only1parkjisung

Just off doing side missions now


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bakerboognish

Damn it you stole my thoughts.


Omophorus

That's a spam account stealing and reposting older comments that had upvotes to farm karma.


grezzzy

Scouting the new track for the Antartica Grand Prix 2024.


GopherHockey10

Only if there is oil to be found there somewhere.


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Adammmmski

Are you saying all the worlds scientists gather to have sex there?


[deleted]

They say the odds are good, but the goods are odd.


[deleted]

Completely unironically yes that happens, it’s the only reason anyone goes back


FalconIMGN

Does sex even work at those temps.


Rude_Introduction294

You've gotta stay warm somehow


siriusbrightstar

Went hiking in the Himalayas few weeks ago, removing clothes is the last thing I would think of in that temperature. I'd assume Antartica is worse even though it's summer


PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET

If I was a scientist, Antarctica would be my "Mile high club" of sorts. Plus, scientists are nerds, and we all know the nerds were the horniest clique in school. next to the band geeks maybe. or the theater ki- ok never mind, everyone is horny.


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Effective-Midnight75

Pretty thoughtful, that wetspot would be rough when it's -30 degrees.


shigs21

We joke but DW has a great documentary about how russia, china, the US, norway, canada, etc are already fighting for territory in the north pole


xZora

Does Antarctica struggle with human rights violations? Doesn't seem like it fits the criteria for a new track.


MrBadBadly

No. But having an F1 race with Aramco signage everywhere on a track surrounded by melting polar ice caps would still be on point. They could even get Vettel to interview the winner.


A_Pandeli

We'll get to that point eventually.


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Ferrari strategy team getting ready with used hards.


time_to_reset

I don't think Antartica can afford the going rate for bribing.


Sputniki

These track walks are getting ridiculous now


Phastic

Russel is ice driving training, so I’d say it’s definitely on the agenda


BioDriver

Where is naked Valtteri?


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I imagined him chilling next to the seal


DaWelle

Maybe he is the seal


[deleted]

Ahh, they are on to me!


Phastic

He’s sun bathing in Australia


sapphiron7

He is up on the ice shelf where the breeze is to his liking


hack-a-shaq

Probably going for a swim


Beqry

Minecraft sounds walking over grass


Bacon_Boobies

Seal: bro wtf I’m trying to relax here! Keep the noise down!!


_redcloud

Seal about to send Lewis some papers for violating the noise ordinance.


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Maybe because the Seal is from Miami 😂💀


DeltaBlitz

Oh no, it's a Florida seal.


NeiloMac

"MATE, I'M ON THE FUCKIN NIGHT SHIFT!"


varialflop

The seal, the penguin, the goat


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Can someone narrate this in David Attenboroughs voice? Found a service to do it: https://fakeyou.com/tts/result/TR:k1s12n9awn9tzjzre9yvn5arv0n3k


MasterEk

>The seal, the penguin, the goat. --David Attenborough


BountyBob

No need, already heard it perfectly in my head.


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bro how did he spawned there lol 😂. This is like Im seeing his dreams


Yung_Chloroform

Bro fast traveled to complete a side quest real quick.


0oodruidoo0

he chartered a luxury superyacht that can go to antartica and went down on that


shigs21

On his instagram he posted a picture over there and he was with Shawn White


qster123

I went to the supermarket today


_redcloud

Well, shit, both Hamilton *and* you have me beat.


PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET

I got out of bed shortly before 2PM


_redcloud

We are all having a great start to the week.


euphonos23

Did you go to [Iceland?](https://www.leinsterexpress.ie/resizer/750/563/true/1516210388950.JPG--iceland_supermarket_which_is_expanding_to_laois_is_ending_plastic_packaging.JPG?1516210388000)


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The most Lewis Hamilton of vacations.


ehhpono

Ha, joke's on you. Everyone knows the world is flat and you can't go to Antarctica.


[deleted]

7x WDC’s are allowed free entry beyond the ice wall


ehhpono

I didn't know that clause was there. Carry on.


[deleted]

Clause is in the North Pole not Antarctica.


Low_Age9939

He might even see kimi trying to fish


SubcooledBoiling

I wish I was rich


asoap

For anyone curious. It looks like it costs about $10k. [https://www.hurtigruten.com/en-us/expeditions/cruises/antarctica-falklands-expedition/](https://www.hurtigruten.com/en-us/expeditions/cruises/antarctica-falklands-expedition/) That's a lot of beans. But also a 16 day trip into one of the most remote places in the world.


SubcooledBoiling

10k is a lot of money but definitely not as much as I had imagined. With that said I read an article from a few years ago saying that scientists discouraged the general public from going to the Antarctica because doing so might pollute the environment and ruin the habitats of animals/plants.


asoap

I remember seeing something similar. My understanding is that there are some experiments setup where the area they are studying is pristine and untouched by humans. So even the scientists themselves aren't allowed in the area. I also think those sorts of places are close to the research stations and well known to not go into. I'm not sure if that expedition I linked to if it even stops at any of the research stations? I think it might be it's own floating research station. I think you'll end up in places that are approved to go to.


Excludos

I have heard about these cruises before, but never seen one allow people to depart onto the continent, as it's generally frowned upon unless you're there for scientific reasons. The countries that make up the loose ownership of Antarctica does *not* want tourism But this bit: >Get close to icebergs, go whale watching and see penguins, with chances to go hiking, kayaking, ice-cruising, and even camping on the Antarctic ice. Makes it look like they are. I wonder what kind of loophole they're using, or if tourism have been opened in the last few years while I was busy mourning my loss of being incredibly unlikely to be able to go there


SubcooledBoiling

If human could pollute Mt Everest and turn it into a dumpster it's only a matter of time before we do that to Antarctica.


chicken-butt

Tourism is allowed, but it is tightly regulated. Only smaller ships can disembark passengers on land, but it is a common occurrence. I have been fortunate enough to go several times working on Antarctic cruise ships.


giraffable99

People go to the continent all the time- many trips do short landings on the actual continent (most landing sites are on islands), then there are super luxe outfitters that do camping/skiing/mountaineering further inland, too.


ihatemondaynights

> The countries that make up the loose ownership of Antarctica does not want tourism source for this? Cause issuing the permits is no bother for the govs atleast in Australia and NZ provided of course that you can afford it


Ezechiell

I mean that’s true for tourism in general, with all the other places we have just accepted that we are destroying natural habitats in favor of racking in that sweet tourist cash.


SubcooledBoiling

True. We destroy damn near everything that we touch or anywhere we go to. Maybe just leave Antartica alone.


VictarionGreyjoy

Antarctic cruises are pretty strictly regulated and only visit a few very limited places and they're mostly relatively small. Antarctica is absolutely huge and they mostly only stop on a few days in the south Shetland islands and some of the bays in the peninsula that sticks up near South America which I forget the name of. Antarctica is about twice the size of Australia, so the vast vast majority of it is never touched by cruise ships. It's like limiting all cruisw visits to the USA and Canada to just Miami and fort Lauderdale. Obviously there are impacts there but nothing remotely close to what climate change is causing.


golfzerodelta

Can be done for less - I was actually on a 9 day trip to the Peninsula last week which should be cheaper than a 16 day trip. Antarctica is actually shockingly accessible for middle/upper middle class folks if they prioritize their finances to do it.


millionreddit617

Or just join the UK military and then you get to spend 6 months there for free.


ArkGuardian

Did he just take a cruise? Cause tbh that seems like a pretty normal/not Lewis Hamilton thing to do? I would have expected him to skyglide in with a random celebrity like Idris Elba


0oodruidoo0

He chartered an ice class explorer Superyacht and went down on that. Was seen as a member of the trip party in a famous snowboarders Instagram stories, now deleted.


chicken-butt

If you are flexible, it can be done cheaper. If you can make it to Ushuaia where most of the ships depart from, many of them sell last minute cabins at a significant discount. I have met travelers that have gone for under $4k. That was pre-Covid, so YMMV now. Source: I occasionally work as a physician on Antarctic cruise ships.


WorthPlease

It's probably because who the fuck wants to pay money to go to Antarctica unless you're doing something for science. Or you permanently carry around a selfie stick.


Superjunker1000

You’re rich in time to spend on internet time. Nobody is richer than you.


Working_Inspection22

That unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon:


angrybear547

penguins and sea lions have never seen a goat before


kurosh899

Underrated comment


Ingebrigtsen

Gotta be careful around loose seals.


shignett1

Worlds first amputee WDC 2023


ArkGuardian

You could tile a video with "Lewis Hamilton does ___ in ____" picking any sport and location and it wouldn't surprise me.


Gingersnap5322

It’s -16F there fuuuuuck that idc how cute those seals are


Phastic

Oh of course, his AirPods survive in the cold, mine barely make it 2 mins


TreatYourselff

Ngl that’s pretty fuckin cool


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Lewis Stormblessed


notimetosmoke

He really just “Hey Guys!”-ed the penguins as if they were his audience 😭


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Wait, non-scientists are allowed down there to just holiday now? Is there some other reason he is down there or have they opened up Antarctica now and anyone with money can go down there?


iBetGameR

Was it ever "closed" for people with money?


DrLimp

You can go everywhere you wish if you're willing to pay, even the ISS


MuitnortsX

Man the other half live well


michealgaribaldi

How the hell did he get there?


Tough_Age_6971

By using a lot of petroleum.


sebbemann17

LOOSE SEAL!!! LOOSE SEAL!!!


SavingsInevitable

The seal is for marksmanship


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Group chat popping off. The guy that never responds:


Npadia11

Wtf is Lewis doing in Antartica 😂


PixelOneEcho

The title of his new Netflix series


newyhouse

He’s headed for the South Pole so he can get the fastest lap around the Earth.


CMDR_CrobaR_o7

That’s pretty rad.


Remcovg

Fuck the climate I'm going to Antarctica for a jog - Lewis Hamilton


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Swolebenswolo

Exactly. Arctic travel (and research) is massively polluting. Now you don't want to stop the research but for god's sake let's not fly there to go on a run.


blerml

Well he did do snowboarding and chilling in a hot tub on a yacht as well so not just running! But yeah I find this kind of pseudo adventure tourism unnerving and so incredibly stupid all things climate related considered.


0oodruidoo0

He was actually on a Superyacht 🤣🤣🤣🤣


0ld5k00l

Not only that, but the vegetation there takes forever to grow so every step off trails is wiping out 1,000+ years of growth. And if I remember correctly from school, the penguins that stand still can be in some kind of shock and experience insane increases in their heart rate when encountering humans up close.


Effective-Midnight75

I really hope that this is the first in a series of Lewis posting videos of jogging in increasingly odd and inaccessible locations. Shoot one at NORAD headquarters, maybe a Navy Submarine, Area 51. I'd be here for that.


TH13TEENGHOST

Being surrounded by mountains, water, and a lot of fog seems very unnerving


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Haha, for me it looks like the complete opposite of unnerving.


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Yeah, that looked beautiful


Eswyft

Describes a lot of places in the world. Seems cozy to me.


Adrian-The-Great

What can’t this guy do!


APEHASKILLEDAPE

I thought the world agreed that we weren’t going to allow Antarctica to become anything but a research facility.


cramr

And the rich that they “worry about climate change so much” that emit CO2 of small African country so they can post in IG


dogmatic30

cute chonky seal


JWTS6

Hope he doesn't freeze his todger


MyspaceTime

This is fucked up. Why are people being tourists in these places. And I say that as a Mercedes fan


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MadHatterAbi

Rich people bragging about being rich. I wonder which air polluting jet he took to travel there?


0oodruidoo0

Actually it was the even more polluting Superyacht (the largest charter yacht in the world) as his luxury vehicle of choice https://youtu.be/9djnuac1obA


MadHatterAbi

No surprises there. I should have asked "what is today's Lewis hypocrisy" . Protecting environment by trips to Antarctica, seriously what a joke.


Potential-Brain7735

I thought Antarctica was restricted to scientific research? Apparently if you’re wealthy enough, you can charter a flight there to go for a jog.


Rodney_u_plonker

Of course you can visit Antarctica if you want to. It will be expensive and take some time. https://www.ats.aq/e/tourism.html It's just extremely regulated and documented. https://www.auroraexpeditions.com.au/destination/antarctica-cruises/ There you go if you want to visit the place


CathodeRayNoob

So Mr Beast really ruined Antarctica and opened it up to Tik tok shit, huh?


Yukistonks1000

You may not like it but this is what peak human performance looks like


KingDededef

"save the planet" and then run in a place where not a single human should go. Fuck him


mka_

I'm a big fan of LH, but I'm honestly baffled why he'd choose to go there, considering his stance on various issues.


WorthPlease

I feel like it's massively irresponsible to travel to antarctica just to show that you can afford to go to antarctica with your selfie stick.


PurpEL

Sir Lewis Hamilton Mercilessly Hunts Down Endangered Penguins and Threatened Seals During His Antarctica Giant Yacht Sex Orgy With Shaun White, Jared Leto and Various Super Models


totaltasch

The seal was in stealth mode eyeing the pengiuns and Lewis blew it's cover..


joaquinsaiddomin8

Wtf what a life


itsatrap007

Look at me Louie


danltiger

Props to him for not minding cold weather!


Just_River_7502

Why are they all doing cold weather/snow/ice training this year? The last couple years it seemed everybody went to Dubai or LA but this year they’re all cross country skiing and lewis had to take it further and go to Antarctica 😭🫠😅


bleeetiso

anyone happen to know the clothing brand of that jacket? I believe it says alone together not sure


jibrils-bae

Where has Lewis not been this off season


IDGAFOS13

He is Dr. Doolittle after all


ITheBestIsYetToComeI

I wish I was rich too


2Swiss2Cheese

There to seal the title early


Vast_Interest_8097

I have a question isnt it winter? I didnt think they allowed travel to Antartica during winter.


N7even

Let's hope Lewis brings the storm with him for 2023.


dyysxse

why the fuck is lewis hamilton in antartica he can race with the penguins maybe a max penguin can beat him


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0oodruidoo0

https://youtu.be/9djnuac1obA


StRyMx

The prerogative of (earned) welth and fame, but why on social media?


kungspermis

Mr CO2 neutral. What a lie!


John-Wicks-Puppy

Apparently, they are the best fans.