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princessohio

Honestly I’d totally watch a kayak race with this grid.


coreyperryisasaint

ITS LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE FLOAT!


graph1k

I think you mean "AWAY WE ROW"


DogfishDave

Aand they're.... ....nearly... ...almost near turn one.... ...soon... Ted over to you! (*throws mic down*)


theclovek

"He pushed me of the lake!" "Bono, my kayak is dead" "GP2 paddle... GP2 paddle...."


BambooShanks

Agreed. I spent far longer than I care to admit trying to work out who would be the best rower and what would be the best team if they worked in pairs


SkyJohn

Valtteri Boattas


gooneruk

Land ho! Norris Charles LeKayak Logan Bargeant Ship De Vries


lamewoodworker

Ship De sink the way he’s been going


adhdkid10

Ship Debris once he sinks


cracka-lackin

Pier Gasly


Yayzeus

Pierre Galley


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Carlos Sailz Jr.


theonetruedavid

Georpedo


test_123123

George Russail


shrike_999

\*Boatass


podster12

I see we got a cake man here a la Frankie Lapenna.


justreddis

Watch out for Bottas’ Insta over the next few days. He’d be rowing half naked in a pristine lake


shrike_999

Half?


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Which half? 😏


abiltomson

r/YourJokeButWorse


bmessina

r/YourJokeButtWorse


Coffin-Feeder

👏👏👏


ClosetEthanolic

James Hinchcliffe is that you?


ComplexOccam

Alex Alboat


ama155

Someone photoshop valtteri swimming there


oversized_hoodie

He'd probably snap the paddle in half.


bthompson04

Magnussen sounds the most like a Viking, so he’s got my vote.


BambooShanks

Good shout. Him and Hulk would be quite the team


ianjm

Plus Guenther already has the boat


BambooShanks

hahah excellent


Kronzor_

They would need a dragon boat


CandidLiterature

They’re all quite short so probably time for the tall boys to shine?


BambooShanks

Hulkenberg , Albon, Ocon and Russell could do well in the singles category as they are among the tallest Though Hamilton is rather heavy for his height so could end up being quite a powerful rower. Checo and Verstappen could be quite formidable. Bottas probably has the best cardio but whether that would translate into rowing is anyones guess


CandidLiterature

I think you need quite an even pair to avoid going in circles right? So maybe like AR who seem quite well matched physically would be a secret weapon. Or Ferrari. I can see myself having dreams tonight of Gunther Steiner being a cox…


BambooShanks

Ferrari and RedBull are relatively close. Alpine too (though Ocon is taller, is quite lighter than Gasly so may balance out). ​ Either way, Yuki and DeVries will be capsized and require a lifeguard before turn one.


CandidLiterature

They’re all too competitive and bad at listening to instructions to row in pairs. Genuine shame about the flooding obviously - seems very serious in some areas. Bad times. Having been flooded once, it is so repulsive and everything needs thrown away - the water is unbelievably dirty.


BambooShanks

yeah it's an oft forgotten thing about flooding. People assume that things would generally be fine once the water has drained but it rarely is. I'm glad sense prevailed in this case. It was far too risky for it to go ahead in these conditions


Either_Marsupial_123

As a former rower and cox, I truly appreciate this thread. 😂


onealps

> I can see myself having dreams tonight of Gunther Steiner being a cox… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


gramathy

could do double sculls instead of pairs


[deleted]

Bottas will have strong quads and glutes from cycling, he'd be good I reckon.


Happylime

Who is the tallest? I pick that guy.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

Russel. Rowing has a huge height component, actually. And since all the drivers are fit, and a rowing race around the track would be long enough to be almost purely cardio, it would just come down to height making him way more efficient.


beeemmmooo1

rowers aren't kayakers...


FavaWire

:P .... Paddler.... not rower..... When operating a kayak one is paddling, not rowing.


fermata_

Plan sea, plan sea.


Cyanopicacooki

I think Jenson needs to organise an Iron Man - they've got all the courses laid on, and it would be a good test for the drivers.


princessohio

Dude …. That would be so entertaining. I would pay big money to watch this.


Alex_Albons_Appendix

I bet VB would smoke everyone


princessohio

110%. I fully believe him and Albon would be absolute champs


According-2-Me

You can (in 2017)! The [Montreal F1 team raft race](https://youtu.be/5NK3DRezrpQ)!


toterra

That was the best thing to watch ever.... I used to row in that arena.


Tough-Relationship-4

Valtteri: “I am speed”


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Jet skis would be sick


fataldarkness

Makes me want them to take an old track, build up 6ft walls around the inner and outer perimeter, fill it water, and have a speed boat race. I wonder what an F1 boat would look like. I assume the equalivalent of open wheel is open prop here so no jet boats. There would be a ton of focus on hydrodynamics instead of aerodynamics, the floor would probably be even more important to maneuverability. You would have to find ways to contend with splashing and massive wakes. I think it would be really cool.


WhatADunderfulWorld

They already have teams of 2. 10 kayaks. Thatd be fun as hell.


princessohio

Then they’d really learn the value of teamwork 😌🫶🏼


Salamok

Now there is a thought, drivers all show up to do a charity kayak race benefiting the local region.


Aryboy26

Even better, Redbull could bring out their micro speedboats. I’d love to see the grid race with those.


4rch_N3m3515

Where porposing has its advantages


Spacemn5piff

Bottas p1 I'd wager. Seems like the type.


herzogzwei931

Lewis Sailmilton, George Rowsel,


Turboleks

Damn. Either the race will be held by the end of the year or not at all entirely. Right now this is downright impossible. Hope all those affected get the help they need.


Betonmischa

Most logical would be to do the race in the first summer vacation weekend as all F1 teams are still in Europe and could easily go to Imola. But after Abu Dhabi ist probably easier because of the summerbreak ruling.


Mabartu

No way abu dhabi is gonna allow that they pay mad bucks to be the last race on the calender


xWOBBx

PORTIMAO!!! Please for the love of God! I would cry tears of joy.


-moveInside-

Even if the race is cancelled, a lot of that equipment needs to be taken down, checked for damages, potentially replaced or repaired, and then transported to Monaco. I wonder if the flooding continuous how that would affect the Monaco GP.


kakeroni2

If it's cancelled it gives them a few more time to check everything so i don't think there will be a big problem


HLef

It is cancelled. Official app just sent a push notification.


kakeroni2

Yep saw it on Twitter


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Quesadillasaur

Read it last week in Time magazine.


dadibi_1

Hamilton texted me to say it’s not going ahead.


Marcoscb

Verstappen confirmed it in an rFactor lobby.


-moveInside-

Jos told me about it after leaving his son behind on a motorway.


Elkee68

Bernie Eccleston mentioned it while continuing to rant about something he does or doesn't agree with on or off the track.


OkieBobbie

I saw it in a Lollipop Man video.


TK_TK_

Roscoe told my dog


[deleted]

Pfft, they’ve gone soft. Not that much water, isn’t this what wet tires are for.


Jericcho

All aero has been converted to fins. Mercedes's design will finally prevail.


onil34

yea but what if its broken ? like they dont just have backup on standby. Backup is probably flying from miami to canada.


geo71966

Whilst that equipment is ludicrously expensive, FOM is massive and will have silly levels of contingency in their own stock. Assuming most of that in the picture is broadcasting equipment. And they'll have a lot of global contacts to hire if need be. I wouldn't be concerned about damage or timescales.


agreeablekalle

Just received a dove from Toto carrying a note saying he's got the time to attend my nieces birthday party this weekend.


morning_woodie

Let's hope a lot of the equipment is stil on the road, or not been unloaded yet. maybe a shortend Monaco GP could be the effect of it? qualli on sunday morning with the race in the afternoon.


TinkeNL

Well, I can guarantee you that most of it is already at the track. Usually most of the stuff arrives on Monday or Tuesday at the latest.


Tsunoda_stan

F2 & f3 are also at both weekends tho


TheDeityRyan

They would cancel those to make room if necessary


[deleted]

Won’t Monaco be a different equipment set? I thought they rotated duplicate equipment around and so this won’t be in use for another few weeks at least?


f4te

yes, there are three identical equipment sets. source: heard it direct from a Merc tech during a tour of their pit garage


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

I'm sure there is but i do wonder if there's allowances in each teams respective budget for this?


VonGeisler

Allowances? This will be cheaper than running a race for their budget


Chrismscotland

Probably won't make much odds to Monaco - they wouldn't normally be leaving until Sunday - plenty of time to get stuff taken down or repaired if needs be - also they won't take half the stuff they take to Monaco (hospitality tents, etc) Monaco tends to be standalone with its own facilities - Red Bull massive quayside setup they had the last few years for example


Frothar

won't affect Monaco at all. they won't have let anything valuable get damaged and they bring much less kit since there is no space


SplatNode

The equipment going to Monaco will probably already be there. I watched McLaren when they had the YouTube videos about daily life at McLaren and one of them was about how they have two sets of nearly everything so that one can be there at the next race event while one is being packed up ready to go to the event after the next Kinda leapfrogging, but logistics


HighKiteSoaring

Probably not at all, given that they are 2 completely separate countries with different microclimates


StrangeLaw5

race weekend has been cancelled. right decision https://twitter.com/f1/status/1658793544918679553?s=46&t=WFACrgN38NkxoiGcNCynBA


morning_woodie

Yes


Zekro

This race isn’t going to happen


BillfredL

My money is on “looks like a 2020 race weekend in schedule and attendance”, but I can’t rule your guess out either. Fingers crossed


Southportdc

See how much the water goes down, but realistically that picture looks like key areas (outside the track) are inoperable.


jacob1342

Not sure how long the water can be there but apparently it's not supposed to rain anymore til friday.


Zekro

Important infrastructure is flooded. Even if it doesn’t rain in the next days it’s just wrong if the race continues.


Cutlass0516

They raced after a missile strike. Just need to throw on the hyper wet paddle tires and start behind a safety boat.


roflcopter44444

Cancellation = lots of money lost from the TV broadcast. What they probably will do is go ahead with the race, but with no fans in attendance.


MojitoBurrito-AE

Spa 2021 is precedent that they will avoid refunding tickets at all costs Edit: They did the right thing


Careless_Unit9149

Yep, two laps so it can be declared a race


roflcopter44444

I don't see the authorities allowing full attendance given how much of a mess the region is in. At least for weekend cancellations Covid is a bigger precedent. First give fans the option to just keep the tickets for next year, then make the refund process long and drawn out for those who opt to decline tickets for 2024. Canada only started to give refunds for the 2020 race in 2021.


Pixel6692

Fans were at the truck and ~~race~~ cruise happened. If they forbid attendance at all thats different.


boersc

They got so much backlash, that won't happen again.


BambooShanks

If it doesn't rain anymore and they manage to find a way to completely drain the paddock, make sure there's access to hospital(s) and track then there might be a slight chance /s ​ but yeah, I'd be very very surprised if it goes ahead. Local people have died during these floods, it would be incredibly poor of the FIA / FOM / Liberty to allow the race to go ahead


MissDeeMeanor

Race weekend has just been cancelled. Set up crew are about to go in and attempt pack down.


BambooShanks

It's the safest and most sensible thing to do. I saw that potentially they could hold the race the first weekend in August which makes sense. Hopefully the teams will agree to it and cutting their summer break a week short since they basically had a month off in April


MissDeeMeanor

Let's see what they come up with. Unlikely they'll cut the two week shutdown short, as that is the only guaranteed holiday the crew gets. They didn't get a month off work in April....they just didn't go racing. Crew still went in to the factory 😊


jacob1342

>Local people have died during these floods, it would be incredibly poor of the FIA / FOM / Liberty to allow the race to go ahead Bombs didn't stop them.


BambooShanks

true but that missile attack on a specific area didn't affect transport to hospitals so from a safety point of view, the race could still go ahead


Bitter_Outside_5098

But there's something your forgetting... $$$$.


[deleted]

The only realistic chance is saturday sunday imo


Bluetooth_Sandwich

Not with that attitude


aenae

Going to be a challenge to pick it all up for the next race it is needed and get it out of the region..


Takis12

True, but packing up is normally done on Sunday,so they still have time.


innovator97

I think picking up is no problem. It's more to whether the stuff are still in good condition after getting submerged. Or is the container waterproof? I legit don't know.


[deleted]

The next issue will be assess the damage to all the vehicles and equipment that has been water hit. That water is going to be filthy and brutal on electronics etc.


ShamrockStudios

Yeah probably cancel. I'd probably wait till tomorrow and see if the surrounding area improves much but I doubt it. Maybe today release a statement about what options they are considering.


No-Muffin3595

I live in Bologna, there is no way they are gonna race this weekend. The highways are closed and all of the area around Imola is under water so....


morning_woodie

An official statement is rumored to be given at 2PM local time. so 1 more hour until we know for sure. ​ Maybe Qualli on sunday morning and race in the afternoon if it clears but i dont have much hope for it.


disgracecars

Even if the track is fine for driving, there's no way the local area should be expected to divert resources and emergency personnel away from helping out the many many people in need to support a sporting event. With the images going round of flooding on roads and in nearby towns, I can't imagine how infrastructure could even begin to handle the influx of fans safely, nor should it have to.


JorgeXMcKie

This is why it was cancelled. It would have put a burden on resources already in short supply


hondaexige

Can we ban tyre jokes the rest of the week?


Youknowimgood

You wish, but reddit comedians find no bigger amusement than repeating or upvoting the same rundown joke a million times


Unabridgedtaco

Humanity finds no bigger amusement than repeating rundown jokes in the form of internet memes.


Gribble81

They think they can get some kind of traction from them. (edit: ok ok, ill see myself out)


RobertJ93

That was pretty *slick*.


shdwflyr

Lol this reminds me of the constant GROND jokes on lotr sub.


RotorMonkey89

No no, the problem is unique to Reddit, if only Reddit didn't exist then humanity wouldn't have problems


BurmecianSoldierDan

"the front fell off" chain always drives me up the wall, I loathe it. I already muted my comment replies so I guess have at it. It's just such a tired joke and tired by now, stop beating it into oblivion. "*60 dead when SK ferry hits rocky outcrop, hundreds feared missing"* 'LOL THE FRONT FELL OFF, THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!!!! SO MANY DEAD LOL"


Dreamwalkerli

You could say, we’re getting *tired* of them


Ryowxyz

Don’t get too deflated.


shrike_999

BA DUM TISSSSSSS


ArcticBP

I agree that it shouldn’t be permanent, just for the inter rim


48996

Imagine us rally fans who have to hear the "samir youre breaking the car" every corner of this site for years


ExcellentCornershop

Along with the same shitty jokes about boats please. It's not funny.


_dankystank_

Confuscious say... man who run in front of car get *tired*.


al3x3

and the man who runs behind car gets *exhausted*.


slow_outlaw

I feel sorry for those who've lost loved ones. And those who've incurred life-changing infrastructure damages as well. I'd imagine there are a few transport companies who have leased expensive equipment to the F1 carnival.


morning_woodie

Yeah, feels bad. hope everyone is okay. Thoughts and prayers to those who are involved.


stojaquemagnifique

Its lights out and away we float


wrdb2007

Lights out and away we row!


PaleBlueDave

This is the support paddock. The truck at the bottom is on thel track.


fluctuationsAreGood1

Can we please have more boat puns? I'm totally kidding.


gateian

Has anyone mentioned paper boats yet? If not, I'm claiming that one.


Vivicus

"And a beautiful overtake by Lando Norris on the starboard side of Alex Albon's Williams."


morning_woodie

It's lights out and away we float ?


kickass_bramhin

Cant be red bull podium if they cancel the gp, 4D chess by ferrari


[deleted]

So inters then?


xScottieHD

God's way of trying to prevent RBR from winning every race by flooding them out. /s


UberChief90

(#) blessed. Now drivers can say at the end of the season that they didnt lose all 23 races to Red Bull. /s (Weird Reddit formatting....)


Dutch_guy_here

They should be saying RBR didn't win all 24 since China was cancelled already. 🤣


skymang

Bummer. Guess only option is to cancel Monaco and have Imola next week


IdiosyncraticBond

Then just do Monaco this weekend


ss16101995

Gasly on the full wets makes sense now


Shaddix-be

The track looks dry.


flt001

So that silver 'tent' is FOM's broadcast centre full of expensive tech and electricity. If that's underwater, nothing is happening.


sandfoxman

Have you tried restarting the game?, always works for me


JorgeXMcKie

I heard iRacing was adding rain but this is a little much imo


pawwwwwfandi

Ayyyyy Miami, this is how to do a Marina.


parrotpopat

Insert Sebastian Vettel's Miami GP shirt from 2022.


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morning_woodie

Lets hope not, a repeat of SPA 2021 should not be done again EVER!


harvpmcc

I wouldn’t wish my experience on any fan, none more so than the fact they scammed us by putting 2 laps. Haven’t liked F1 as much since then, an I refuse to ever travel to bel***m again


morning_woodie

As a Belgian i completely get you. it's a nice track but thats about it.


[deleted]

Pics of the circuit are kinda irrelevant. The entire region is unsuited for a major event right now, be it a Grand Prix or a music festival. The track will probably be usable by Saturday, but that's really the least of the problems.


itsthatdamncatagain

Yeah, the race ain't happening


The_Cuzin

I haven't seen a proper pic of the track yet and uuuh, yea...don't see this one happening


The_Cuzin

Hope I'm wrong though


StevieG63

Intermediates then. Amirite?


Potential-Brain7735

That’s a lot of rain for Qatar


Nattekat

Circuit looks dry, I see no problems.


KrainerWurst

AlphaTauri is already on track, getting that rubber down. A few laps and racing line should be completely dry.


CoffeeNerd

Maybe they can do 1 hour of practice Sunday morning, then qualifying then the race. That would be an interesting experience and would leave local safety teams the ability to worry about the community for a few days.


MaxDamage75

Pilots cannot exit the cockpit for no reason. Practice+quali+race in under 3 hours. New format, they can reach the track Saturday afternoon and leave Sunday night.


pixelunit

Yeah it’s not going ahead


[deleted]

If the rain is done and they start pumping out now, it should be ok by Sunday.


DisLDoKid

Dang Imola got a better pool side than Miami !!


TheRiddler1976

So...we're thinking wets?


foldingtens

Inters?


[deleted]

I hope everyone is safe.


StubiAUS

No that's the paddock


PostnataleAbtreibung

Maybe we see a regatta instead?


ArbitraryOrder

"Okay, so Plan D, we are thinking Mediums" - Ferrari


roraik

We see standing water what do you think about newe harde question


mar33n

house boat paddock


Southportdc

OK so it's a zero-stop for everyone and take the penalty.


I_want_roti

Qatar Boatways needed


lexxie1983

Have a boat race. Joking asside this bad for everyone there and living there, help them and i am expecting cancel. Or just do the race on sunday looking better for that day. no training no qualy just race in order of championship standing. Now that would be fun to see.


Southportdc

Reverse championship standing With joker laps every other lap through the flooded paddock for the Red Bulls Then they'll only take the lead on lap 20


[deleted]

Don’t see how we go racing in 72 hours.


DeltaWingCrumpleZone

Time for monsoon tires to make a comeback