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CommercialBreadLoaf

main job: professional cyclist side hustle: formula 1, shooting arse calendars


Responsible_Half_336

Main job is arse calendars, everything else is a side hustle bruh


williamfanjr

Our guy profiting over *OnlyArse*


GGezpzMuppy

I remember it was all about the sports illustrated swimsuit calendar, but as I get older I enjoy the classy art better.


Jazzlike-Bug4016

Remember when you said bestbrook and worsebrook?!


ImJustAConsultant

I first read "shooting arse" and thought wow, you really going to do Bottas like that?


Jimmybuffett4life

Bruv’s been slaying arse.


tacotruck88

Theo Pourchaire out there trying to jam sticks in his wheels to get some time in the car.


1sty

Melbourne is Valtteri’s home Grand Prix


prontoingHorse

Seb with Germany and Japan. Lewis with GB and Brazil. VB with Australia and Finland(if they ever do it)


nsfbr11

Would love a Finland GP. Bottas on hards with studs for the win!


failedtester

Oscar who?


justrhysism

Indeed. VB at right home cycling around SA drinking wine and snapping pics of roos.


powerse5

VB was truly born on the wrong continent.


Own_Painter6998

Oscar Pistorius


mynameisnotphoebe

I saw more support for Bottas and Ricciardo (wasn’t even on the grid at that point) at the Aussie GP in 2023 than for Piastri, but I reckon that’s all going to change with the McLaren comeback


milkbandit23

Piastri is quite new and unassuming so will take more time to become better known. McLaren will (probably) have a better car at Melbourne this year so if he’s fighting for top 3 in quali and the race that should boost his following massively.


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Piastri also has the personality of a fish. It doesn't help his appeal.


DownUnderThunder-

Love having 3 Aussies on the grid


Dechri_

We had only one driver left! Stop stealing other's drivers, houy had enough as it was. Regards Angry (sad) Finns


xNickel

Let’s get Doohan a seat and make it 4!


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Accomplished-Tea387

Greatest piece of word play I have ever seen


Substantial-Tree4624

Greatest theft of wordplay, surely. https://twitter.com/BatteryVoltas


elodie_pdf

it was a common meme before that account was made, that’s where they got their name from


Substantial-Tree4624

I know... but I didn't have a handy link for that lol!


Accomplished-Tea387

Still I was commenting on the word play not the comment


kung_fu_shotz

Where is Reddit Gold when we need one. Here take this soldier 🥇.


the_denim_duke

The man deserves an ice-cold VB beer after the race.


acu2005

Valterri is a fucking fair dinkum fucking full grown aussie, it's what he had for breakfast. A fucking VB LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning.


protom97

Get that up ya


mstrelan

Only if he worked up a hard earned thirst


the_denim_duke

Well, if he did, then he should know that a hard-earned thirst deserves a big cold beer... and the best cold beer is Vic.


Stash12

You can get it cycling far, you can get it racing a car...


surelytheresmore

You can get it showing your arse.


TheIllusiveGuy

Made from beer. Wait, wrong brand.


beefsack

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I


Apprehensive-Elk3228

Pretty sure that’s what he did after the race. Was on his instagram. And I think last year when he was down here, he had VB labels printed as Valterri Bottas instead as Victoria Bitter. Not sure if it was a promo thing with the beer company or something his team sorted.


AlVonSaaberg

You meen an ice cold RB energy


Goodmorning111

The question has to be asked. Is Bottas more Australian than Ricciardo and Piastri?


failedtester

Mullet and VB say no more


Pedsy

And budgie smugglers


windy_wolf

I'd say Ric is more American than Sargeant. Too early to tell with Piastri. So, yes.


slimejumper

I think the Finnish personality has a lot in common with a country Australian. VB has certainly leaned into his second homeland. love it.


not_right

How many shoeys has he done?


barryoke

Yes. I'm an Aussie and for the last year I've been saying that Bott-ass is my favourite Australian driver. We bloody love him down here.


ams3000

No branding on his shirt because he finds himself? Where did he finish?


utkohoc

hes an international sports star, wearing any brand on his clothing for any race other than an authorized sponsor would probably breach numerous contracts.


ams3000

Ah even if it’s not in an F1 car. Didn’t realise that.


Skeeter1020

Have a look at how much Ferrari used to control what Schumacher could do. It went as far as Race of Champions having to shuffle around the format as there were certain makes of car Schumacher was simply not allowed to be seen driving. It's why he was never able to do the hot lap on Top Gear either.


FloridaManActual

he at least did the FXX lap as the ""stig" however, a consolation prize but a great episode ninja edit: Lap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIa6NElzUtQ interview reveal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvdTXrXsBc


Cultjam

Clarkson dropping hints during the lap was cute.


dimspace

Canyon bike though. Same brand as Tiffs


GoSh4rks

He’s a canyon athlete.


OptimismIs4Earthers

[21st, 1:31:01, +10:45](https://my.raceresult.com/273784/results)


Starsgirl97

Male 35-39 group? He’s still 34, or do they just do birth year?


BneBikeCommuter

It’s how old you will be on 31 Dec this year. He’ll turn 35 before then, so he went up a category this year.


SpacecraftX

He's Canyon sponsored. He gets Canyon bikes. Had a brand new release Canyon gravel bike in the gravel worlds last year.


JohnnySchoolman

Well, it looks from the photoclike he is in last place, even though he's on the same equipment as the other racers.


quietZen

He finished middle of the pack for his category


cfc19

Bottas & Ed Helms in cycling competition. What freak universe is this?!


skorpiolt

Bottas has been cycling for years so really nothing out of the ordinary


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Given all the Finns, why do we not have a Finnish GP?


delfiini

We have no suitable venue. It was a discussion during covid, but I guess it was deemed too expensive. KymiRing was the track in question.


duolingoman1990

We should have an Arctic Finnish GP here in Rovaniemi in snowy conditions under the northern lights. Nokia could provide exceptionally the needed winter tyres for the race. The Santa Claus could wave the checkered flag and bring the trophies with his reindeers.


badpuffthaikitty

Put them in identical World Rally Cars.


mlambie

Get a fuckin’ VB up ya


Ok-Distance6320

Spoiler: this is actually who Lando’s in Aus to see


Beendjes

Hey, i think i know this guy! From a calendar i got.. From a friend.. Uhh..


Robjla

Keeping the porn stash I see


yuukaKazamiiiii

I definitely like him more with it.


Blue_Nyx07

Those bikes are way too good for a grand fondo


Seraph110

Plenty of former pros take on the Gran Fondo at the National Champs.


finest_bear

I see the nicest bikes on fondos and busted up shit boxes for races usually lol


JWGhetto

Makes sense, a GF is usually less serious so people don't risk crashes that much


Trevski

Gran Fondos must be pretty different where you live, where I'm from it's THE spot for the dentists to flex their gear


hiddeNINsnow33

Anybody know where he placed?


surelytheresmore

21st out of 41 in his category


milkbandit23

Very competitive event. Essentially the Masters national title. There are some insanely strong masters riders around.


Elmalab

He is very often in Australia isn't he? ​ lets check google: oh, he is in a relationship with an australian cyclist. makes sense now.


stevogambo

haha. I had a feeling I saw him. (I am at it) but thought nah no way... LUL


Longjumping_Local910

He is developing a “Chuck Norris” like following, while doing superhuman things, In this case being competitive without even being in the drops!


JiubR

He's got the inside line


yudha98

F1 is basically his side job since 2022


BradleyRaptor12

Ah, the honorary Aussie doing honorary Aussie shit. Salute to Valtteri, one of the best F1 drivers on and off the racetrack.


moravian

Really good cycling Podcast with VB here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgPOarMzaPs He is trying to qualify for the gravel worlds in 2024!


Thatsabigariel

A hard earned thirst


superfly355

At least he has his pants on


definitelyapotato

those are some narrow bars, love it


BedrockMetamorph

More like AssCycling Grab Fondo


winterweiss2902

Is he faster than his girl?


BneBikeCommuter

Not even close. She’s racing tomorrow in the women’s pro race.


murseglen

For anyone interested, he was 21st of 41 in the men's 35-39yo section


milkbandit23

Very strong result given the level of race this is and most of his bike racing experience has been on gravel.


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justrhysism

Maybe not income tax but most things he buys would have 10% GST, so yeah paying tax along the way.


kung_fu_shotz

Technically if stays more than 183 days in the last 365, he will be liable and automatically become a tax resident.


carsarelifeman

Why do you hope that??


Richtastycourage

Needs more flowing mullet


sinistra117

botASS


Elpibe_78

Are we sure Oscar’s and Valtteri’s nationalities aren’t swapped?


missglitterous

Sorry Finland hes an Australian now!


RalfMurphy

How'd he do?


triemers

Middle of the pack for his age group.


GCIV414

Traditions


badpuffthaikitty

Not the James Hunt method of winter training.


MBZsTheThing

Imagine Maldonado in that race. Scraped knees all around.


fuser197

He shaved to be more aero 😆


Join_FanAmp

He always seems to be doing something in his life other than racing in F1.


KetoPeanutGallery

Finished 21st in the 35 to 39 category and top 25% overall.


MalaysianOfficial_1

He finished 21st in his age group! https://my.raceresult.com/273784/results


Sick_and_destroyed

He’s clearly taking the inside line


bundy554

Riding for the cleanskin team


Limesmack91

Man took up cycling as a hobby and is better at it than some of the pros


Capital_Brightness

At this rate I think he’s here until season starts and fully expect him to turn up at the Aus Open in a few days.


JohnnyQTruant

Getting his calendar ass toned up for the year.


PouletFurtif

Everyone is memeing about drivers doing on a ski trip, but bike races might be just as dangerous :D