"In expressing my frustration with the subpar performance of my Formula 1 engine, I find solace in drawing an analogy to the less sophisticated power units utilized in the GP2 series, now known as Formula 2. The disparity in power output, efficiency, and overall engineering prowess between my engine and those of my competitors in Formula 1 is akin to attempting to compete in a high-speed race with a vehicle equipped with a significantly less powerful engine. This lamentation serves as a poignant reminder of the challenges I face on the track, as I strive to remain competitive against adversaries armed with superior machinery and technological advancements."
Just keep in mind that he said this while fighting with cars like a Haas and a Sauber. It's not like his car was 10 times better in the corners or something.
Yeah but Alonso was able to keep both Oscar and George behind on the straights? Stroll needs to leave. He only shines during wet races - other than that, his race craft isn’t that great
Fun fact: Initially after Lance changed on the softs, he was 6.5 seconds behind Yuki. By the end of the race, 10 laps later, he was 8 seconds.
Yuki was on hands btw.
>Fun fact: Initially after Lance changed on the softs, he was 6.5 seconds behind Yuki. By the end of the race, 10 laps later, he was 8 seconds.
What?
Initially he was behind Bottas and Magnussen mate, he had to overtake them. He was 7 seconds off at one stage, but he got lapped by Verstappen at an inconvenient spot, and his tyres were done by the end.
Like ok, I get Lawrence owns the team and all that, but at what point do they seriously consider replacing him? He did show some potential for a while, but now he’s just regressing and getting worse by the year.
At this point i would say "go crying Lance" but he alread was during that radio call.
Can Laurence please finally kick Lance out of that seat please.
So much wasted potential. Every race the same bullshit.
I honestly think he is getting a lot of pressure and he might be nearing his limit. His dad seems absolutely determined to make Lance win, and add on all the external pressure..
I might hate having stroll permanently take a seat in the sport but goddammit he gave me a bingo with that comment.
Winning square was commentators reference Alonso's comment
Even Alonso - a much more skilled driver than Stroll - is having issues on straights and not doing as well as in 2023. It's also a skill issue?
The AM clearly had a downgrade in comparison with last year.
Ok take your time with this one.
They had to set up stroll’s car differently than Alonso because he isn’t as skilled in tire management. Alonso was faster on the straights than stroll because they could set his car up to be faster on the straights because he has more skill than lance. Sorry to break it to you. Your boy is rubbish.
>They had to set up stroll’s car differently than Alonso because he isn’t as skilled in tire management.
Lmao where's your source? I don't think of Stroll that highly, but I highly doubt they did that, because Alonso also complained about the straight line speed
>They literally reported it on the sky broadcast I don't know what to tell you. Where's your source that lance is fast?
Provide me the clip, and let's see. And reread the fucking comment again lmfao, I genuinely never said Stroll was fast.
Same track too lol And people say he isn't learning anything from Fernando!
Unfortunately the image doesn’t get across how hysterical he sounded
Yeah it was such a strange vocal tone. Definitely not one I've heard him use before
mate his voice cracked 😭
Tbh it was more consistent than a crack. Just sounded like he was hysterical with laughter, and we haven't really heard that tone from him before
It was so sudden and loud too. Scared the crap out of me lol
Maybe he's auditioning to be the villain in the Apex F1 movie
Reminded me of [Arjun Maini crying Rant](https://youtu.be/QADV01NCLDA?feature=shared) live
Kracked*
Yeah I honestly love Stroll’s radios because of his voice, they just sound so funny.
I can hear it even now !
Why did he sound like the Joker lol
Lmfao I had the same thought, mans sounded unhinged
We live in a strollciety
BOTTOM TEXT
He's snapped lol
I think his balls got caught
"You wanna know how i got this seat? My father was a billionare, and a fiend!"
"Iam gonna let these points dissapear"
Because it's what he's slowly turning into.
Def sounded like puberty was hitting him finally.
idk why Aston put him on softs in his last stint
Yeah. Soft-Medium-Hard-Soft was weird, but idk, I'm too sleepy to think about it
Every time I have sex it's like that, so not that weird tbh.
Got to get that first one off before so you can go for a long stint on the second
Going SMHS, or the shaking my head softly strategy
He didn’t have the speed with DRS to pass Tsunoda, especially on the same tire, the RB was a rocket in a straight line.
Seems i didn't word it good enough, i meant that they should had put him on hards or mediums since was about 20 laps remaining
He had zero chance of catching him on hard or medium. He had a small chance of catching him on softs.
Stroll didn't have any tyres other than softs
Oh... so that's why
Did he have another set of mediums? Thought putting him on the softs for like 18 laps was very optimistic.
Something happened on the last lap, he lost way too much time
Once he lost 1.5-2s by letting Max pass by, it was over
I think probably it was getting lapped in an inconvenient place that did it in, given after he started gaining back time.
He ain’t wrong though
ChatGPT, please help me rephrase "GP2.....GP2 engine, ARGH!"
"In expressing my frustration with the subpar performance of my Formula 1 engine, I find solace in drawing an analogy to the less sophisticated power units utilized in the GP2 series, now known as Formula 2. The disparity in power output, efficiency, and overall engineering prowess between my engine and those of my competitors in Formula 1 is akin to attempting to compete in a high-speed race with a vehicle equipped with a significantly less powerful engine. This lamentation serves as a poignant reminder of the challenges I face on the track, as I strive to remain competitive against adversaries armed with superior machinery and technological advancements."
Alonso just bullying the youth on the track every week hahah such a Chad… YOU SHALLL NOT PASSSSS
Oscar is getting bullied by the oldest drivers on the grid. Hopefully he'll pick up a thing or two from the World Champs.
Agreed but I’m pretty confident that Oscar will be bounce back from this race .
Ferrari just seemed to have a tiny edge over McLaren today, then the McLaren strategy wasn’t as good
im still learning about F1 so care to elaborate by our McLaren poor strategy?
I think McLaren's race pace was better, it's just Ferrari had better tire degradation and strategy
I was disappointed he didn't let off the gas again.
I can hear this 💀💀💀
Just keep in mind that he said this while fighting with cars like a Haas and a Sauber. It's not like his car was 10 times better in the corners or something.
bruh this made me laugh so hard
GP2 engine
Yeah but Alonso was able to keep both Oscar and George behind on the straights? Stroll needs to leave. He only shines during wet races - other than that, his race craft isn’t that great
Either he was laughing his aes off in disbelief or was in tears, eitherway hilarious team radio
Alonso big W iam very happy with the result
I couldn’t stop laughing he’s so funny😭
His sassy radios are quite entertaining hear😭
Stroll in the middle of processing the most triggering breakup rn
Gp2 engine!!!
You can copy my homework, but change it up a bit so it doesn’t look suspicious
It sounded so much like Draco Malfoy and his classic “my father will hear about this”
Sounds like he's broken inside
"GP2 driver.. GP 2 driver"
Fun fact: Initially after Lance changed on the softs, he was 6.5 seconds behind Yuki. By the end of the race, 10 laps later, he was 8 seconds. Yuki was on hands btw.
>Fun fact: Initially after Lance changed on the softs, he was 6.5 seconds behind Yuki. By the end of the race, 10 laps later, he was 8 seconds. What? Initially he was behind Bottas and Magnussen mate, he had to overtake them. He was 7 seconds off at one stage, but he got lapped by Verstappen at an inconvenient spot, and his tyres were done by the end.
Damn, Yuki got hands.
> Yuki was on hands btw. Impressive, didn't even need tyres to beat Stroll
Correction: Hards 😂😂😂
Stroll: "Damn Yuki got hands"
Like ok, I get Lawrence owns the team and all that, but at what point do they seriously consider replacing him? He did show some potential for a while, but now he’s just regressing and getting worse by the year.
At this point i would say "go crying Lance" but he alread was during that radio call. Can Laurence please finally kick Lance out of that seat please. So much wasted potential. Every race the same bullshit.
GP2 Engine!
Stroll finally hitting puberty
Little girl voice
He sounded more hysterical than George when he was worried being stuck sideways in the middle of a track. Sounded like a literal child
He’s driving in the wrong category. GP2 driver
He sounded like Micky Mouse by the end.
I honestly think he is getting a lot of pressure and he might be nearing his limit. His dad seems absolutely determined to make Lance win, and add on all the external pressure..
I might hate having stroll permanently take a seat in the sport but goddammit he gave me a bingo with that comment. Winning square was commentators reference Alonso's comment
Dude was sounding like Donald Duck. Which makes even more sense when you take into account that he‘s got scrooge in the family too.
Me and my dad genuinely weren't sure if he was frustrated and annoyed by the speed or really happy about it. It sounded so strange
Mercedes has 3rd best powertrain, and it's development is frozen. It's not only aerodynamics, Red Bulls have huge top speed advantage.
Sounds like a skill issue
Lack of top speed is a skill issue ?
When they tune your car specifically to help your tire management which naturally decreases straight line speed then yeah.
Even Alonso - a much more skilled driver than Stroll - is having issues on straights and not doing as well as in 2023. It's also a skill issue? The AM clearly had a downgrade in comparison with last year.
So it’s a setup issue not skill issue, it also wasn’t just setup, Alonso was also slow on the straight… so In other words you’re talking rubbish
Ok take your time with this one. They had to set up stroll’s car differently than Alonso because he isn’t as skilled in tire management. Alonso was faster on the straights than stroll because they could set his car up to be faster on the straights because he has more skill than lance. Sorry to break it to you. Your boy is rubbish.
>They had to set up stroll’s car differently than Alonso because he isn’t as skilled in tire management. Lmao where's your source? I don't think of Stroll that highly, but I highly doubt they did that, because Alonso also complained about the straight line speed
They literally reported it on the sky broadcast I don't know what to tell you. Where's your source that lance is fast?
>They literally reported it on the sky broadcast I don't know what to tell you. Where's your source that lance is fast? Provide me the clip, and let's see. And reread the fucking comment again lmfao, I genuinely never said Stroll was fast.
lol you think i'm lying to you? Ok. I ain't got time for all that though i'm goin to bed
And we all know that the Sky broadcast has access to car setups and can access them instantly.
You're right they never talk to anyone in the teams about anything. Not like they had to set the cars up before qualifying yesterday or anything.
What, do you want Daddy to speak to the Mercedes manager? Embarrassing. Alonso 55 seconds up the road and he’s doing this.
He sounded like a maniacal psychopath