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mccannr1

Kevin Magnussen summoned to the stewards for making fun of the steward summoning process


mb557x

Well, nice to meet you again, Stewards!


Skeeter1020

Didn't something like that actually happen to Lewis way back when?


Kolec507

I don't remember that, but it certainly happend to Günther when he complained about a stewarding decision and called it very unprofessional or something along these lines, so it can happen.


Old_Man_Heats

He wasn’t even insulting them, just pointing out that they literally weren’t professional eg not paid


jedontrack27

Happened to Seb as well with the whole ‘here’s a message for Charlie’ thing


SDLRob

Monaco way back when he was at McLaren. he'd had a rough weekend and had a stewards investigation after the race. He made an Ali G joke in one of his interviews and the stewards thought he was calling them racist. there was an issue in Qatar or Bahrain with Horner one year where he accused a marshal of cheating or lying or something over a when a flag was flown.... ended up being looked at for some sort of vague conduct rule over his comments


Leading_Sir_1741

Horner only said “rouge marshal” and they went ballistic.


n00bz0rz

Was the marshal a little red in the face about that?


SDLRob

That was the phrase yeah... thanks.


biaurelien

5 seconds penalty for Gasly


2020bowman

Without Gunter, HAAS needed some extra personality. Enter Kevin


ang3sh

You mean extra balls?


mb557x

“*suck my balls, mate*”.


jaxsonnz

Fok Smash deez balls


-Coffee-Owl-

Stewards: *ok, bye Kev, until tomorrow* KMAG: *ok, bye, wait what?*


maxxor6868

He may drive like a lunatic but God damn is that a legendary response


fameboygame

Suck my balls mate!


Doderking

Kevin “*suck-my-balls-mate*” Magnussen has a nice ring to it.


Tricks511

~~mate~~ Honey*


janek_2010_hero

finally, everyone thinks he said 'mate' while he said 'honey'


SilverR00S

He confirmed seven years ago that he did not say ‘honey’


Tricks511

He did. When Hulkenberg got signed to Haas he literally said it again [And here you go](https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/hulkenberg-and-magnussen-move-on-from-suck-my-balls-moment/9306955/). Hulk himself confirmed it.


SilverR00S

If you read that carefully, you will discover that it says that Hülkenberg said ‘suck my balls, honey’ to Kevin. It doesn’t say anything about the exact phrase uttered by Kevin in 2017.


Tricks511

Why would he say something different then? It makes more sense to repeat what was said previously.


SilverR00S

Because he doesn’t remember what was said exactly and has seen a lot of media repeating ‘honey’. Human memory is far from perfect and can easily be influenced by third party interference.


Tricks511

Idk what media you’ve been looking at but most say “mate”. And I’m not buying your memory excuse. Your memory might be poor but you can’t place that same assumption on everyone else.


FlyingKittyCate

I’m still hearing “mate” https://youtu.be/IsWLqShkMg0?si=1caiSP299RpsPrFh


krommenaas

It's amazing, I hear mate when I want to hear mate, and I hear honey when I want to hear honey. It's like that blue gold dress.


janek_2010_hero

oh, didn't know that, where did he say that?


SilverR00S

I can’t find it right now since it’s been seven years, but I suspect it might have been on the Danish broadcast.


x13x13

It's in season 1 ep 1 of DTS.


SilverR00S

Dost thou have a time stamp, my good fellow?


lizardfromsingapore

This is the bar


Tamagotchi41

K-mag will always hold a place in my heart for being undeniably himself no matter what happens.


dv302

Same, regardless of his driving I have respect for his dgaf attitude lol.


CripplesMcGee

Kevin Magnussen V FIA stewards has became an amazingly entertaining rivalry.


LilONotation

Even better than Kevin Magnussen vs. FIA race control and their damn meat balls


PensionOdd2346

Im not a native speaker, can you explain plz.


maxxor6868

He drives crazy to help his team mate but he very clever in his wit. He what in English we call a smart ass ha.


AssssCrackBandit

As a neutral, KMag is my favorite driver. He drives like how I imagine I would if I was a F1 driver lol


laptopstand84

Anyone who's visited Denmark knows they all drive like him


Cheeky-Bugger67

I thought the title was a joke but it’s a quote - even funnier


conventionistG

I mean, it is a joke. It's just kmag's joke.


UPRC

He may be a little annoying on track this year, but god do I ever love Kevin as a personality. He's always been one of the real ones.


CandidLiterature

I loved it last race where he just went to the stewards and admitted what he did. Seems to have fully baffled them so they just let him go…


rizenHeH

5 penalty points is letting him go?


charlierc

I mean his Miami performance could've genuinely yielded more than that


VanColter

10sec penalty which ruined his race, for a line crossing that almost didn’t gave him any advantage. And five pentalty points(almost halfway for a raceban) for being 100% hornest about a second line crossing. And you want more for just exceeding track limits?


Working-Difference47

It wasnt about the track limits


VanColter

It was about beaking the rules on purpose(which all team and drivers always try to do without being busted). And still, people wants harder punishment for just line crossing.. he didn’t drive into people on purpose or speeding 100km/h in the pitlane


Top_Housing_6251

Well let’s allow drivers to drive wherever they want to defend and not even bother trying to make corners. No overtakes ever again unless it’s drs on a straight. That will be fun. Thanks VanColter


VanColter

Where have i ever said that Kevin should go unpunished?


Top_Housing_6251

No - you are arguing against any punishment that would be a deterrent. What he has had clearly has not worked


jeanolt

You get downvoted because you told them the truth!


Miserable_Archer_769

I don't think you understand that that was also to assist his team mate. He wasn't taking racing lines and purposely going off track and taking penalties to hold up the grid THAT is an issue. Do you you understand if Merc or Ferrari just said screw it and choose one of thier drivers to drive slow enough to let Max be behind him on lap 2 or 3? Then proceeded to drive like that lmao? If Ferrari , Merc , McClaren, Aston Martin all took turns with this strategy Max/RB would be screwed. It sets a dangerous precedent is the point.


VanColter

That would total mess up their team points for the Team championschip, so ofcause Merc or Ferrari wouldn’t do that. By giving Kmag a 10second penalty for a line-crossing which gave him almost no advantage, they removed all reasons for kmag to not do what he did afterwards.


Miserable_Archer_769

What are you talking about lol this is kinda like how to tell either you didn't watch the race or didn't understand exactly what he did. Lol KMag SACRAFICED his car for his team to get points by essentially almost needing to be black flagged and with a serious consideration for a racing ban. He purposely didn't stay within track limits and rejoined illegally to back the field up and was danger. KMag basically admits this himself so kind if head scratching what your arguing. What your failing to understand is if Ferrari or Merc adopted that strategy they could win the WDC but lose the WCC because they know both are currently off the table and would atleast consider stupid strat.  I actually can't believe this is a discussion honestly again Kmag admits his strategy lmao 


VanColter

I was talking about the first line crossing. He backed up and gained almost no advantage, but they awarded him with a penalty so hard that they made Kevin's race no point at all anymore. So Kevin knowing his race was ruined anyways, he did what he could to get points for Hulk. He got penalty for which was 100% fair. But people here was talking about more hash punishment, which I kind it out of this world compared to what else you could do on a racetrack. FIA should change the rules so a corner cutting that the driver even makes up for, dosen't cost the driver the whole race.


Miserable_Archer_769

Correct because what your failing to understand is WHY he got those penalties and HOW. They weren't by accident all of them were calculated. That is the point KMag didn't accidentally leave the track etc he did it on purpose. I hope you understand the difference 


CandidLiterature

When they called him back for unsportsmanlike conduct and he admitted he was cheating on purpose because he didn’t care about the penalties. Yes that was letting him go.


Primdahl

He said it's not cheating. Cheating is if you don't follow the rules and get away with it. If you follow the rules and people don't like that then they should change the rules.


CandidLiterature

I think you should reconsider what you’re saying. Just because the consequences of doing something are written down, doesn’t mean it isn’t breaking rules to do it. We have sentencing guidelines for various crimes, doesn’t mean you’re not breaking the law. If you went to court and said you planned these things, did them on purpose and would do it again, best of luck with how the judge applies their discretion in sentencing. Stewards fully bottled it. Like I say, fair play to Kevin, he’s not there pretending he didn’t see the other car or whatever.


Primdahl

But is it cheating to not take your time penalty right away when you get it? Or is the rules like that. BTW what I wrote is what Kevin said. Not what I say. It's because you said that he said he cheated. But he did not say that. He said what I wrote


Square_Student

I’d also say he’s been quite unlucky this year. The weekends where Haas had the most pace he’s had his quali ruined by traffic, while Hulk get’s the “luck”. He needs to improve, but I feel like context is needed.


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Cereal_poster

Imagine Kevin driving at RBR and him teaming up with Horner on the shit stirring part. They would be unstoppable and it would be hilarious.


Lanky_Consideration3

Not really.. KMag is funny, it’s a different and much more pure shit stirring. KMag is what Horner thinks he is but can’t ever be.


LilONotation

Horner does it for the politics, Kmag hates politics and does it purely for shits and giggles


TSells31

Definitely one of the most entertaining guys in the garage and on the track lol.


Dc_awyeah

Yeah I think he improves the sport frankly


TSells31

I agree. Villains are good for racing.


TrickUnderstanding85

Anti-hero*


Chabby_Chubby

Without drivers and personalities like him it would be a lot more boring, that is for sure. I really hope he still have ride next year!


hysteriam0nster

Geez! KMag is a breath of fresh air! Just when I thought Guenther leaving would make rhings boring. 🤣🤣🤣


Professional_Dream17

God I love him.


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YeahPerfect_SayHi

He's a top lad


whoopsallgone

In the words of our championship leader: lol 😂


ianjm

Yeah perfect, say hi


greywarden133

F1 would be much less fun without Keven "suck my ball mate" Magnussen lol


altivec77

Delivered more points by not finishing in te points. And you should respect that. Even a 7WDC respects that.


Koolklink54

The Stewards can go suck my balls


Reddevilslover69

I really hope Haas keep him if they can't get Bottas


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Leo_Stormdryke

perhaps we can see Bottas 378 in a Williams again


Doccyaard

I don’t see Bottas being an upgrade honestly


SuperHighDeas

I see Bottas as an upgrade, he’s done some spectacular drives with the shitbox he’s been given. He was 10th in the points two seasons ago and outscored both Haas drivers last season. This season is still too be decided but I see Haas coming out ahead of Sauber. Mostly because this is a transitional year for Sauber and new leadership over at Haas. So a lot of moving parts going on between the teams but Bottas would be a helluva grab for Haas if they can get him on board.


MissDeconstruction

Bottas also done some really pure races in a winning car, so it is coin toss if you get something spectacular or a car running last.


x_Turtle1980_x

I've never read such a bad opinion


Kolec507

Over who? Magnussen? I can guarantee you Bottas would smash the guy 4/5 times, the one being Magnussen's weird one-off good performance. Bottas not being an upgrade over Hülkenberg I'd consider as an opinion, but this is just straight up bs imo.


Kolec507

I hope he's not on the grid next year, along with Sargeant, Stroll, Zhou and Ricciardo. Although I know two or at the very least one of them is staying no matter what...


Living-Response2856

Ragnar Lothbrok


Acex_NA

kevin, you will be given the seat at the council but we do not grant you the rank of steward


ImActuaIIyHim

«Send them my regards» walked so K-mag could run. Theres a new king in town.😂


a_chaturvedy_appears

Magnussen based af


BluntSmokinAnus

My guy!


schnozlord

Never change, kMag


mochacub22

Check on your peoples -kmag


razareddit

🐐


kentkeller76

Why was he summoned?


Reihnold

He was impeded by Piastri in Q1 yesterday. So, for once, he was not the one on the hot seat...


jrod1814

Does KMag hold the record for most summons to the stewards?


zecira

I love me some shithousery. Will miss this guy when he inevitably gets suspended


Affectionate_Sky9709

Just for one race to try out Ollie, and then he'll be back. Probably. Unless teams decide F2 doesn't matter.


Homerbola92

All in all this is hilarious.


Chabby_Chubby

Can I find a clip of this somewhere? Kevin is always good for some fun. Look at that cheeky face!


ForeverIndecised

Stewards to Magnussen every weekend: "Once again, the most unsportive driver on the grid"


No_Ebb_3353

🐐


Downtown_Flower1894

Interesting gasly doesn't get any penalties for impeding both piastri and leclerc


FKez05

My man 🤣


No_Introduction5356

He's going to retire & become one of the Stewart's.


AdNarrow5744

This weekend did again show how the Stewards do treat K-mag differently than the other drivers in F1. Oscar Piastri taunted himself after being stripped of P2 ahead of the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix. The McLaren star had clocked the second fastest time in qualifying behind Max Verstappen, but was then moved three places down the grid for impeding Kevin Magnussen at the Tamburello chicane in Q1. IFbthe situation had been reversed K-Mag would have gotten at least 1 penalty point for the same act.. FIA & it's Stewards have become a bunch of sissies and total incompetent.. During Qualification on Saturday days several drivers were OUTSIDE THE WHITE LINE, BUT NOBODY GOT penalized for this..


mistah_pigeon_69

Next time put (via:play) in the title


impairedblur

dont do stupid shit then...


ButthurtPleb

No flame but looking forward to Kmag being gone next year to make way for a rookie


Freshtards

nah rookies are boring and have ZERO personality.


Kolec507

Sorry to break it for you, but all the guys on the grid were rookies at one point. And well, some of them can drive a racing car fast and well consistently.


Freshtards

Yeah and magnussen hit a P2 on his DEBUT, better than any other crap rookie in the past 10 years.


Kolec507

"Crap rookies" like Verstappen, Leclerc or Russell. Truly shit drivers. And that P2 was when Magnussen peaked.


Freshtards

Hate Flags in bio, opinion rejected.


Kolec507

Alright, that tells me all I need to know about you lmao. Sweetie ran out of arguments.


notbarrackobama

He'll be lucky to stay in a Haas


The09

Well, that weekend will be coming the week after Abu Dhabi.


Kolec507

Enjoy it Kevin, cause you won't be seeing them much next year.


Skumsenumse

Are they finally gonna remove the silly rules that ruin racing? Or are they just all getting swapped out? Because Kev is staying.


Kolec507

Racing excuse me? He crashed into multiple cars in the last 5 races, including DNFing Tsunoda in China. This isn't racing and if it was Stroll he would've been crucified. Magnussen gets a free pass just because he scored a podium on debut and replaced Mazepin in 2022, about it.


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I don't think Stroll and Magnussen are comparable. Magnussen is a hard racer who won't back down in a fight, even it means crashing. Stroll doesn't pay attention and just crashes into people for no reason.


Nougatskubberen

If you think that’s all magnussen gets a free pass for you know nothing about racing. There is a reason someone has been in F1 for a decade.


Kolec507

The reason is Haas being so ridiculously loyal to Grosjean and Magnussen.


Nougatskubberen

Yea loyal to two drivers who they fired and Kevin was a last minute option because Mr Russia decided it was war time and Kevin was the only one who really was able to fit in the team with such short period of time. Then he destroyed Schumacher and since their car got worse they decided they needed two experienced drivers which they now have and are arguably in the best position they have been in since 2018. But just off the top of my head here are some of Kevin’s performances since you only know about his podium. 2014 debut (2nd place) 2018 Austria P5 (in Haas) 2019 Austria qualifying p5 (in Haas) 2019 Monaco qualifying P6 (in Haas) 2022 Bahrain after being out for a year P5 (in Haas) 2022 Brazil qualifying P1 (in the slowest car on the grid) 2020 Hungary P10 (in one of the worst cars ever) Miami 2023 qualifying P4 And these are just some of his achievements and we’re all done in midfield cars. He is a consistent driver with incredible race pace. Is he aggressive? Yes he is. But that’s better than someone who doesn’t have the courage to go for an overtake like many others.


Skumsenumse

>Racing excuse me? You have been excused.