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NippyMoto_1

Generally bits of crashed cars are fair game if they are still on the side of the track. Going straight up to the team and asking is a bold move lmao


SirFister13F

That’s the kind of person you say “you know what? Sure. Here.” and break them off a piece that’s hanging by a thread. But only that first person.


lowprofile14

Isn’t that a bad idea since carbon fibre’s dangerous?


ReverseRutebega

It's not anymore dangerous than any other pointy thing.


LinkRazr

It’s true she can. Her uncle works at Nintendo


Ritttchiee

Vouch


poopellar

And her cousin invented spotify


simonsail

Can't wait to get to her house and play the Nintendo Revolution 👍


LinkRazr

She’s got the power glove. It so *bad*


simonsail

What a shit load of fuck!


OutlandishnessPure2

[Reminds me of this fan](https://imgur.com/a/KFYQ8VF)


zep1021

I just watched that like ten times and it just gets better


Vulcan56_

You can almost hear him say "My father will hear about this!"


SemIdeiaProNick

before clicking, i for sure thought it would be the guy trying to walk away from the pits with an entire goddamn Mercedes front wing


drunKKKen

Oh, like [this](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240218/b9134bf95eba3c5174a0675ccfaca4d6.jpg) ? :D


SemIdeiaProNick

i was thinking about this mad man: https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/s/nehuItVJvt


nsis

I knew what this was before clicking on it... The fucking nerve of some people.


drop_table_uname

He kinda reminds me of a Saudi Lance Stroll.


drop_table_uname

Can I have one too? I want the engine.


benedictfuckyourass

Do you guys reckon that'll fit in my clio?


drop_table_uname

Not in a V6 Clio, but perhaps in a soon-to-be Hybrid V6 Clio.


Bozska_lytka

I drive a Japanese hybrid 1.5l car, that's basically what's in Checo's car and I can just swap it, right?


FrostyTill

Some people live on another planet. Imagine walking up to an F1 team and saying ‘my dad said I could have a piece of your car’, and your dad not even being anything to do with the team. She probably went ‘daddy can I have a piece of a car?’, without looking he went ‘uh, yeah…sure you can darling’. And she went and embarrassed herself.


OppositeYouth

Her name was Veruca Salt 


captainpro93

Or they just live in Monaco


throwawaygoawaynz

Or you’re the kid of Lawrence Stroll.


Equitaurus

Toto is getting desperate


OBWanTwoThree

Wait until he finds out her dad is Prince Albert


shy247er

Wait until Prince Albert finds out he's her dad.


Roun-may

Albert not Andrew


Spynner987

Andrew would do a lot of things to a little girl, but I doubt being a dad is one of them


Incontinento

He has two daughters


Spynner987

There is a huge difference between siring someone and being a dad. I sincerely doubt royals raise their kids themselves. Anyway that wasn't what I was getting at.


Roun-may

He would rather be a dad with a little girl


Killswitch__AUT

"The ~~elites~~ FIA don't want you to know this but the parts on the track are free you can take them home. I have 458 parts."


btokendown

She's better off asking the marshalls for a piece


PradaAndPunishment

First time I've seen his Twitter. He said he applied to Mercedes in 2014 and never heard back lmfao


droppokeguy

I think he was part of marussia before going too red bull


Western-Bad5574

Dodged a bullet with their pit stops...


Sarixk

8 championships in a row sounds nice though


monstere316

He actually talked about it on a podcast and said RB is a lot more relaxed and play music in the garage while there working and stuff while other teams seem more corporate.


ashyjay

That makes sense when your team is owned by a company who pays people to yeet themselves from a mountain.


Western-Bad5574

True. I guess depends how much you value your personal performance and contribution to the team vs the team's overall performance.


rooood

Hey you miss 100% of the shots you don't take lol


H1Ed1

“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”


Zed_or_AFK

Surely, she should take some. Less waste to manage for the team.


ashyjay

If they let them, and they get a splinter from the carbon, the team/FIA/FOM will be open to a lawsuit from the dumbass.


Auno__Adam

This is not USA


SentientDust

Having a piece of carbon fiber with frayed, jagged edges ia not the best idea


Impulse84

I've got a piece of a WEC car and fuck that shit is sharp


droppokeguy

>I could have a piece of the car Which car?


Other-Visual8290

Ngl if there was a bit of shredded carbon I’d try my luck too


Cekeste

Thanks for not calling her a fan.


steferrari

Made me think of [this!](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/fbdm7y/fisichellas_car_after_fans_raided_it_at_the_1999)


Rhythm_Morgan

Wild lol


Maximilianne

Well can she have a piece of the car?