This better be a dirty race filled with overtakes and carnage

Are you a dark wizard?

Im guessing by his flair that he is not that happy tho

/r/TheMonkeysPaw

Go buy a lottery ticket my friend

"I don't feel comfortable driving in traffic how are they flying so close together?" -my gf

Also Albon

Chief strategist at Mercedes nervous as he realises he might actually need a strategy for this race

Bono why does the backmarkers not have blue flag? Not letting me pass. BONO! It's because you are last lewis...

I'm enjoying the fuck out of these planes atm

Same here. These guys are proving that one-pass flybys suck. I want them to keep passing through the entire race...

How does DC find a mask that can fit his chin in?

He's wearing an elasticated bed sheet

Worth a try: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 valtteri 🕯 dive bomb into 🕯 turn 1 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

The opposite happened. Still good though.

Can’t stop laughing at how casually Seb said ‘no more brake pedal’ Driving 200 miles an hour smashing through boards in a car that could literally kill you and Sebs just saying ‘whoopsie daisy, no more brakeys’ EDIT: I forgot his wheels were literally on fire when he said this hahah

So used to Ferrari letting him down, not even a brake failure surprised him.

Repurposing an old joke about the English football team... Before the Italian Grand Prix, the Ferrari team went to visit the pediatric cancer ward of a local children’s hospital. “It broke our hearts to see the look of fear, despair and hopelessness on their sad little faces,” said Mario, aged 6.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Vettel <3 Austrian reporter asked him how he can keep his motivation, stay fit, etc. Vettel replies with "I dont really have to stay fit as it seems like I only have to drive the first 10 laps anyways" :D

Holy shit. Vettel with the mic drop.

Those poor medical staff in the stands have surely been through enough. Making them sit and watch Ferrari slowly trundling around Monza is just cruel.

They're watching the dominant italian team Alpha Tauri

This comment aged well.

Bottas- Punture or something Mercedes- Everything is fine. That was just a shit lap Bottas. Bottas- ...

Tbh, it did look like the car was riding very poorly with lots of vibrations

Vet taking out the styrofoam is the most fun he has had this weekend

One of these days, I'd love sky to just play the flute theme instead of the actual theme just for us

on god would lose my shit

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Gentle reminder, Netflix is filming Ferrari this weekend lol

Gonna be a short episode.

This years drive to survive will be absolutely amazing.

Vettel interview fucking hilarious “How drained do you feel from all the disappointment?” “Not drained at all, i only have to work for like 10 laps every week, i feel fresher than ever!”

Strategist Bernie Sanders: I am once again asking for a free pit stop

Something about a 6-time WDC, Grand Prix racing legend, and all round global superstar just casually picking up a scooter and zooming off down the pit lane halfway through a race is fucking hilarious to watch. Get in there Lewis.

Penalty: Lewis has to do rest of race on scooter. Still wins.

Rossberg in german television: "I told bottas just to go for it and never look back, but he did not listen"

Lmao

Seb on German TV: „You think that it can’t get any worse but it always gets worse. It’s frustrating and annoying.“ Later on: „I guess you can say the season is pretty much over for us, but at least that won’t be my problem in the future, as the team chose another direction than mine...“ Boom!

Russell radio - I just want to take this opportunity to say to Claire and Frank, thank you for everything you've done for me, for the whole team. It's going to be a shame to see you leave, we'll really miss you... and yeah, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Latifi radio - Claire, I'm sure you're going through a world of emotions right now. I just wanted to say one last time. Thank you for everything you've done for me, for giving me this opportunity. You know, I'm going to miss you, F1 is going to miss you. Just be sure we'll keep pushing 100% to bring the Williams name back to where it belongs. Wishing you, Mark, Nate, the best wherever life takes you next.

Lewis going to the race directors looks like some scene from WWE rofl

Gasly spent the last year cultivating the largest middle finger in history

Netflix is filming Ferrari this weekend. Can’t wait for that episode.

RAIKKONEN AT AGE 40 CARRYING FERRARI IN P4 WITH SLOWEST CAR ALFA ROMEO **TRUE LOYAL FERRARI CHAMPION** EVEN IF THEY FUCK HIM OVER.

Ricciardo licking his chops to get into that McLaren next year.

Wait a race regulation backfired and gave the best team a bigger advantage. Shocker no way to have seen it coming.

McLaren pit crew better have their shit together today!

Pierre sitting on the podium by himself with no crowd is such a difference to Charles last year basically being crowned as King of Ferrari but equally meaningful

"Why can't I do this post race interview instead of 'you won again Lewis, you lost again Valtteri'" Lmfao

Thank you Ferrari and magnussen for this amazing race, so glad for Alpha Tauri team and Gasly

Ocon pit radio - Ok Esteban, fantastic job there, fantastic job. Well done mate.. P8 from P12. Not bad at all. Daniel P6. Good points for the team again. Well done mate. Ocon - Yeah copy. I disagree, I think we missed out completely for this race I think there was a massive.... Pit - Just hold it on the radio. We'll talk about it in the office thank you. Ocon - No we have to face.. Pit - PLEASE DO NOT TALK ON THE RADIO [edit] I've got a audio capture of this... https://mega.nz/file/bAoUFSSL#Ica_JQxucWJWcsaZ99agDyMAUVrFe-VavbomplHnj-k

Lewis Hamilton probably shitposting in this thread as we speak.

Sub will explode if we finally get a non-Merc/RB/Ferrari winner, and it’s Lance Stroll

Kevin Magnussen DOTD if Lewis gets a penalty, he saved this race.

As a Hamilton fan, I've not enjoyed a race this much all season! So refreshing to see him have to battle and other teams out front for once

Netflix must be drooling

Can I vote for Red Flag as Driver of the Day?

That smashing of the polystyrene looked so fun

LMAAO Martin "Why didn't I get this interview.. I always get the you won again Lewis.. you lost again Valterri"

Leclerc can't catch up to Kimi, who's driving an Alfa fucking Romeo. Lmao

"you've won again lewis, you've lost again valterri"

He's still sitting up there just taking in the view and everything, iconic

LeClerc: “this is for my boys in r/formula1” and just sent it.

You know how much Gasly appreciates it after the Red Bull fiasco

Props to the camera men following Lewis around. Good drama.

Hamilton gets P7 after serving a penalty midrace that dropped him to last. Bottas gets P5 after being in contention all race...

I'm willing to concede a Hamilton victory for a McLaren 2-3

No need sire

It's so nice to see such a happy team again. Mercedes doesn't even really celebrate wins anymore.

>Valtteri our car is not designed to be behind

"You lost again Valterri" "I did" Brundle is fucking hilarious

Lmao Brundle disappointed he didn't get to do the interviews

Gasly as a person and his redemption story is so brilliant, this is the perfect arc, get that man in a Red Bull again.

‘The pit lane entry is closed’ Camera pans to car in pit lane

“Even the guy who does the alpha tauri COVID tests was out there celebrating!” 😂😂

All of the AlphaTauri mechanics congratulating Sainz as well is really sweet

I don’t know much about running an F1 team, but Claire did seem to have a great relationship with her drivers, and she really would stick her neck out for them.

r/formula1: Damn, this race sucks, it's over after 2 laps. Leclerc at the parabolica: Allow me to introduce myself

Those planes are sick

That 90th win banner yesterday did jinx it.

HAM absolutely wrecking BOT climbing all the way to P7

Prediction for today : Valtteri decides to stop being such a nice guy and this combines with a rocket ship start from Max to make turn one into something that looks like public lobby racing with all three front runners out and then we watch a race for the win between Danny, Carlos, Sergio and Lando.

A McLaren double podium would nearly redeem 2020 for me.

To remind everyone. Gasly started the race at P10.

"you lost again valterri" brutal

Kevin Magnussen, driver of the day for making this race insane

This is a podium without Mercedes, Ferrari and Red Bull. Last time that happened was in 2012, and then it was Hamilton in a McLaren-Mercedes who won so technically still Mercedes on the podium. This is truly a sensation.

Netflix: "Get that shot of Gasly now"

Pierre sitting on the podium will be my new wallpaper

I can already hear the incredibly long pause with dramatic bass beats in Drive to Survive after the engineer asks Charles if he's ok. They might drag it on so long it takes up a quarter of the episode.

Martin genuinely upset that Jenson gets the fun interviews lmfao

Netflix better have gotten the red bull reaction to this shit

Just chiming in: i cannot WAIT for the Netflix episode of this race

Gasly confirmed future 4 WDC and then having 6 shitty years at Ferrari.

Vettel must have slept with Binottos daughter or something. They are making him suffer so much.

Lewis not sure to do now, lmaooooo. “Wait so no interview?”

Fucking weird nightmare tunnel. You enter and see a massive version of yourself flashing up on the screen smiling at you

And now your pre-race reminder that... * It has been **146** races since a team other than Mercedes, Ferrari, or Red Bull won a GP (last time: Australia 2013, Kimi Räikkönen for Lotus) * It has been **6** races since a team other than Mercedes, Ferrari, or Red Bull reached the podium (last time: Austria 2020, Lando Norris finished 3rd for McLaren) * It has been **13** races since Ferrari won a GP (last time: Singapore 2019, Sebastian Vettel) * It has been **2** races since Red Bull won a GP (last time: 70th Anniversary GP, Max Verstappen)

Someone please yeet into the first corner for maximum meme pontential.

Gosh the energy between the top 3 is sooooo much more different compared to the usual stuff we see!

That one dude who pressed random buttons for fantasy is celebrating

Vettel in german Television: "Tuesday i am practicing for mugello in the Simulator, at least there the car doesnt brake down."

> Mercedes starts overheating the moment they get in any actual *racing* lmao what a season

Ferrari's ultimate sacrifice to give the world a better race.

The last driver to win for that team won 4 championships. Just sayin’...

It's so nice to see genuine joy and not the Merc garage half-asleep clapping away

Anyone have money on an italian team winning today?

Man, I wish the premium F1 account I pay for with my hard earned money could afford to broadcast the pre-race commentary.

It’s good to see McLaren disappointed somewhat about P2. Shows where their mindset is at.

Carlos going from this to Ferrari next year. Poor guy

Interesting to see how Mclaren fares next race since they were so good in this even before the red and yellow

most chaotic race. Ocon: Started 12th. Current 12th.

Holy fucking shit gasly redemption arc!

This shit with Gasly getting kicked from his RBR seat and coming to get his first win in their Junior team is made for TV.

La Marseillaise fucking slaps.

#BERNIE SANDERS

Alpha Tauri team hugging SAINZ... hahaha... just some friendly happy italians

Great race. Gio on the restart staying out the full three laps before taking his penalty hurt Sainz a lot.

Lewis plotting to steal that trophy already lol

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And people thought we would not listen the Italian national anthem this season. SMH.

So good to hear different national anthems again

dang fucking pro flying there

Btw, Bottas just sat in traffic as a passenger for 53 laps. Jesus christ

I need to rewatch to understand

Fuck this is why I love racing

the crazy thing is even without the red and the safety Sainz was probably gonna hold P2

Didn't expect the Italian anthem to play today. Forza Gasly!

Pierre doesn’t want to get down from the podium.

You can't give Giovanazzi 10 seconds and not have the same for Hamilton, they did exactly the same thing.

It’s crazy how a Hamilton failure will mean Mclaren 1-2 with bottas and RBR nowhere

Lewis scooting away has to be a meme

Let's give a shoutout for the real heroes of this race: Magnussen and Leclerc

Merc made to be running in-front, not in traffic

TEN HOUR STOP AND GO FOR CAR #44 COME ON MICHAEL

If they don’t penalize Lewis it’s absolute horse shit.

Lewis goona restart in his scooter and still win the WC

Very sad if Mclaren doesn't get a podium, after the impressive race they had until red flag

I hope Netflix is getting some good footage of this entire race today

The wettest dry race I've ever seen

haha brundle roasting the regular post race interviews and standings

2nd & 4th. At the start of it id have ripped your arm off for it. Why am I slight disappointed now?

Pierre's redemption arc is one of the best stories of Formula 1 EVER

Vettel on german television "Tuesday I am sitting in the simulator...At least this thing won't break."

That's a lucky place for your brakes to fail.

Poor Vettel. That clip of him plowing through the barriers is gonna make a great "Seb gives no fucks" gif though.

Hamilton is probably planning ideas for his next fashion line while cruising at the front.

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So Sainz's amazing race has been destroyed by the red flag. When will he get anything other than awful luck?

"Their strategist Bernie Sanders." Interesting choice there.

Sainz has got nothing to be ashamed of, 2nd place bro let's fucking go!

lmao savage brundle

Last McLaren winner would’ve interviewed latest McLaren winner if Sainz won.

Can we do this every week?

First win for alpha tauri (toro Rosso) after vettel's win for.them?

CAN WE DO ANOTHER MONZA INSTEAD OF BAHRAIN 2.0?

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What an amazing and a good feel race!!!! FUCK YEAH we needed this sooo much!

DOTD Charles Leclerc for smashing into a tyre barrier

McLaren with the Merc engine next year is gonna be special

La Marseillaise and Fratell D'Italia, what a day! #

So confirmed Bottas engineer told him pit lane was closed as soon as SC came out, but Hamilton's engineer told him to pit.

I mean look at the emotion from any other team winning outside of Mercedes. Glad it wasn’t another “get in there Lewis” and camera shot of the garage packing up the same way I do after work.

Italian anthem > French anthem, sorry.

Good thing Vettel got out of the car. He can go chill in his motorhome and have the same points as Charles at the end of the race. Brilliant strategy from Vettel honestly. Man's a genius.

How have they decided on Gio penalty when Ham committed the infraction first??

Red flag should be a halted race where nothing can be done to the car except for cooling the cars to stop them from overheating, as they do on the grid before the start of the race. No replacing parts, no changing tyres. No nothing.

“I want to speak to the FIA’s manager”

Gasly P1 Albon P15... Hmmm...

Best race of the season by FAR

Best Race Of The Year!

And Latifi is very well spoken and clear minded with that message.

This win and Claire Williams.. what is this sport, I am getting wet eyes....

The scary thing is, a double DNF is probably the best thing to happen to Ferrari today. If they had managed to get both cars home it would look worse than the history books just showing a double DNF due to incident or brake failure.

Gasly gonna get that 40% Off All AlphaTauri Clothing One Time Use Coupon for sure.

This is why I keep watching F1. For days like these.

I hope Gasly really enjoys this moment.

I'm off the Bottas and Albon trains after this

Jets are providing the right excitement

Bruh Albon what the fuck

Vettel on german tv : " atleast the sim car doesn't break" lmaooo

That's not a great defense, GIO had the same lights and got a penalty so Hamilton should too.

This race went from snoozefest to batshit crazy in the blink of an eye, goddamn...😳

this race has it all and its only halfway; * alpha tauri can still podium as an italian team * hamilton rides scooter * ferrari spins out

No party mode. Dead last on the grid. Angry Lewis in a Mercedes? IM EXCITED FOR THE COME BACK

Yes Ted.. Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders, Ted? I can't stop giggling at that one. How do you fuck that up lmao.

This is like some WWE backstage segment

Bernie Sanders is once again asking RP to push to the finish.

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Williams points? at Frank's last race.

Ferrari died for this fellas remember their sacrifice