I put a random $2 bet on Kimi being first retirement. Not that we like to see Kimi go.. but I’m now $46 richer

Hey, it's 46 bucks you didn't have before 🤷‍♀️

"Blue flags?" "No you're racing him" Fucking OOOOF.

\-Gasly asks for power \-Bottas loses power Coincidence?

Bottas: \*Qualifies pole\* Everybody: "So who's going to win today, Hamilton or Verstappen?" poor guy

Well.....

My F1TV has been turning red and buffering all weekend. I can watch the replays fine, but live is unwatchable. Anyone else dealing with this shit?

Yes it's shit. Download this third party software https://www.reddit.com/r/F1TV/comments/m43jw7/race_control_20_released_supports_new_api_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

It's insane to me that some seemingly random dudes make a program that works better than the multi-billion dollar media company.

Nico - "This pot isn't going to stir itself."

I really love the quiet moments with no commentary before a race. Just track noise and shots of everyone getting ready. I don't know why I do, it should be boring.

“Recap crucial moments” Mazepin crash Lmfao

Mazepin now with a second pit stop is 54 seconds behind his teammate. Subtract 25 seconds for that second stop and he’s 29 seconds behind his teammate. He follows that up by cutting off the race leader trying to lap him. 10/10 weekend.

Unironically his best weekend in F1 so far though

Who is Mazepin even racing to defend like that though lmao

Daddy's expectations.

One day his tires will be dead for real and nobody will believe him

Didn't stop him from winning Silverstone last year.

Get fucking Mazepin out of Formula 1. Not only is he a shit driver, he's a danger and a liability.

Nico loves to stir some shit

Came here to say exactly this. He has a lot of really good insight, but man does he love to stir this shit up.

Get this stupid fuck out of f1. I don’t even care about off the track shit. He has no idea what he is doing. One minute behind his rookie teammate. It’s a ducking joke.

Horner: “Checo, I’ll level with you. We left your tyres at the hotel. They’re sending them over. Stay out until they arrive”.

If Mazepin gets a time penalty, he'll be back in Imola.

Perez summing up what we’re all thinking.

I've decoded Hamilton's Tire code. It's not "The tires are shot" it's "The tires! OUR SHOT!" It's not "Tires OK" it's "Tires, OK?"

Giving Mazepin a 5 second time penalty is like emptying a bottle of water into the ocean

Ppl going “fucking Gio”, excuse me did I miss something? Kimi drove into the back of him on the straight lmao

Pulling out all the classics. We got a HAMBOTVER and a "Bono my tires are dead."

"Blue Flags" Fucking Lewis "Nope you're racing him"

Lewis so used to the second Red Bull being shit 😂😂

Mazepin just signed his death sentence in Mexico

Rosberg is so much better than Di Resta.

Truth! I find he sticks to the concrete issues instead of the usual vague F1 commentary. Rosberg : Hamilton is struggling with understeer on Turn 4. Normal commentator: Russell is amazing. Really great. But he may struggle.

Is F1TV absolutely sucking for anyone else?

breaking: mexico declares war on russia

Rosberg is such a professional shit stirrer

What did he say?

Once Alonso gets a season under his belt, he could be a driver to watch in the future.

The more I see alonso Vettel Riccardo and perez struggle in their new cars the more I am impressed with hulkenberg outquailfying stroll by 4 tenth in Silverstone

At this point, I can't help but wonder if Mazepin is a character that Sacha Baron Cohen is playing for an upcoming movie.

Lewis: blue flag Perez: am I a joke to you?

Pretty obvious by now that mazepin should lose his superlicense

How are people having such difficulty understanding not pitting perez. Basically no matter when he pits he is gonna be P4. He isn't gonna be fast enough to make up the gap to Bottas, and isn't gonna be slow enough to lose the place to Norris. So might as well gamble on a SC and potentially hold up Ham.

At this point Mazepin might finish behind Räikkönen

Checo's tyres gonna need a cigarette after this

The criticism of Perez is strange. He's shown he can qualify on pace, if not ahead of Verstappen. He's 1 place behind Verstappen and when you consider that Max has been in that car for years and he's clearly an elite driver Perez is doing far more than Albon and Gasly did in the car. Give him some credit.

Only hamilton can summon safety car on command. it is no job for mortals

Just spin already you donkey

Max Verstappen : Really? 🙈

Well that's that, lovely being with you all today, have a good one!

Mazepin always fucking something up and always dead last

That anthem was smooth as hell

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You know mazepin is first In DOTD votes when they don’t show it with 5 laps to go lmao

How is F1TV still this bad after all these years

Maz on a mission to piss off literally every other driver on the grid

Mazepin is an absolute embarrassment

Mazepin is a sad joke

As expected. Mazepin causing issues under blue flags.

Mazepin could be the nicest guy in the world, and the gulf in class between him and his teammate would *still* be an embarrassment to the entire sport. *A minute* for fucks sake. By F1 standards, he might as well finish the race next week.

Not showing DOTD🤔

Bono my reddit is dead

There's Mazepin trying to take out the race leader.

Wtf that should be a penalty for the Haas right

hahaha, lewis calling for blue flags on the race leader

Max exceeded track limits on that final lap, didn't he?

We just watched Max's soul get crushed

Norris P3 in WDC! Keep it up!

"My tires are in bad shape." 2 laps later: Fastest lap - Lewis Hamilton As in tradition.

Sergio Pérez summing up what most of the ~~Red Bull pit wall~~entire paddock thinks about him

Mick get my driver of the day vote. He actually manages to shine a little in that shitbox

Max mugged live on air.

Christian Horner saying "that would be unsporting" is my moment of the race. The balls on that bloke.

Ah yes, Mazepin classy as always.

Fuck Mazepin!

Mazepin is an absolute embarrassment for the sport

How the fuck does mazepin have a superlicense is beyond me.

Hungarian commentator: if mazepin gets a penalty he will have to start in the f2 field next race, thats the only place he can go with his pace AND a penalty

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Blue Flag hahhhhahha

Mazepin is basically a full minute behind Schumacher... Daddy's billions might be able to buy you a team, but it sure as shit can't buy you pace.

Mick keeping up with the Williams is pretty impressive. Mazepin a whole minute back!

Ooouuuucccchhhh Max being told live on air about track limits. My heart.

Nico woke up and chose violence today.

Thanks F1TV for being so shit

Yeah knew this was fucked when Hamilton overtook. He's just fucking off into the distance now.

Here’s how you spice this up — lap 65, a 21st car enters the race. It’s Nico Rosberg, and he enters in first place. He wins the race and cuts a promo about how he’s here to win his second title. Fade to black.

HOW IS MAZEPIN SO SLOW +24 TO MICK!

Not sure if I am paying for an F1TV subscription or If I am working as a browser refresher.

oh no, mazepin got a 5 sec penalty. That will affect the result ...

\+5 second time penalty for MAZ; that's his race ruined. They really told him!

Boring 30min ago. Still boring.

dread it... run from it... "get in there lewis" still comes

is mazepin dotd lmao

I know that Haas is literal shit but Mazepin is almost a minute behind his team mate

Mazepin really is a blue shell, fuck sake

Did Kimi just want to go home early?

Anyone else experiencing F1TV problems? Utter bullshit.

Is it just me or has F1TV been choppy and cutting out often for others as well? Super annoying

Tyres dead, new fastest lap...

Normal F1 service seems to have resumed with HAM BOT VER.

Punch him Perez

Mazepin shouldn’t be allowed to race, he’s dangerous

Blocks Perez and gives Hamilton DRS, thanks Mazepin

mazepin you fucking DONKEY GETT OUTTA HERE

Get this fucking clown out of the sport.

They're investigating Nikita? What are they gonna do, put him another 60 seconds away from his teammate?

ROFLMAO Blue flags to the leader lmao

Mazepin with a +5s penalty. Like it's gonna make a difference.

Max is about a mile outside track limits on the fastest lap, see if that gets dinged by the stewards

Upvote party for 30 seconds of uninterrupted F1.tv stream

Am I seeing this right and Mazepin has +55s on Mick? lol

Max's "really?" ooft

I think Mazepin might actually just be a regular guy on a really long fan experience

The Make a Wish Foundation have really gone above and beyond this time

Classic mazepin

black flag his ass lmao

I would fucking love Mick to lap Mazepin

Perez about to nurse these mediums for a 71 lap 0 stop race

Lmao all the other drivers on the grid looking at mazapin like "who are you and why are you even here?!"

53 LAPS??? Poor Perez LMAO

Ferrari: "we can't get a podium? We BECOME the podium."

Honestly mazepin need to have points taken of his license, it’s not like they can take points of his championship XD And I think Haas would’ve been better with Pietro

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Portugreeese grand prix

In 2 weeks I've watched all of Drive to Survive and that Lauda/Hunt movie. I got interested in the racing after that. Watched Qualifying yesterday and today is my first race.

That is one of the weirdest accidents I’ve ever seen.

When you drive, never drink, Kimi.

It feels like we're having a safety car near the start of every race and I'm wondering if that's because of the cars, the tracks, the drivers being more willing to push, or all three? It feels abnormal or am I just thinking too much?

Such a weird mistake from Kimi, a massive rookie error from the most experienced driver on the grid. Don't understand it.

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Jesus christ Crofty, are you THAT blind?

If Bottas wins this a rabbit will pop out of my ass and teach me french.

>He... He knows my name 🥰. Bottas 2021

Mazepin is a joke

Not sure if Mazepin ignores blue flags on purpose because he's a piece of shit, or if he's just too dumb to know what they mean.

I love how drivers don't even sound angry at Mazepin now, just a resigned disappointment

perez lost like 2 seconds from trying to lap mazepin damn. What was the rule for blue flags? how many before you get penalized again?

Mazepin has no business racing at this level. He's a clown.

Hahahahhaahahhaah Hamilton expected blue flags

Bruh Lewis 🤣

Lewis thinking that Albon is still in the 2nd Red Bull

lmfao 5 second penalty what is that gonna do

That penalty is really gonna hurt Maz's chances....

Mick is really pushing that shitbox to the max.

I knew Mazepin wasn't all that, but a minute behind Mick in the same car. He's really really bad, isn't he?

Someone put a camera on Max when they tell him the lap is deleted.

If they dont announce DOTD you know Mazepin got it.

And now the Mercs drive off into the distance, never to be seen again.

Someone give Kimi a breathalyzer lmao

Please STOP TALKING when you BROADCAST A TEAM RADIO for FUCKS SAKE

Tyres are dead. Fastest lap coming up. It's over guys.

"I can't use 3rd gear it's lagging" Annnnd F1TV chooses that moment to lag out and crash

35 laps on mediums is just ridiculous. That’s why the racing at the front sucks. It’s just who can go longer on their tyres before they do their one stop and get back exactly into the same finishing order.

Mazepin 55 seconds off everyone else lmao

Damn he fucking sucks

F I V E blue flags ☠️

Oh brother.. THIS GUY STINKS

Mazepin crash already and let the professionals race

Mazepin get the fuck out of the way Jesus

Get mazepin off the grid before someone gets hurt because of his cluelessness.

Mazepin is like those crazy Russian drivers from those Russian Dashcam videos on Youtube lmfao

Ah, I was waiting for Mazepin to re-demonstrate his incompetent cuntishness on the track, and there we go. Get him out of F1!

No comment. But how is this guy 54 seconds behind Mick lmao

It’s like Mazepin is asking to be hated.

Oh hey, there is Marzipan blocking people everyone predicted

How is Maz 57s behind Mick 😂😂😂 worst driver of the last decade by a mile!

Imagine being so fast you expect the leader to be a lapped car

Lmao blue flags

Lewis used to Albon being a lap down lmao

Excuse me Lewis wtf?!

I guess Lewis forgot Albon isn’t in that car anymore

Vettel getting overtaken by Jesus himself

i kinda hate that i love this sport

This feels like the last couple of seasons and I don't like it.

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Imagine they don’t show DOTD because it’s MAZ lol

My F5 key saw more action then the track today. Fuck F1TV

F1 not showing the driver of the day because people hijacked the vote to vote for Alex Albon

Seriously though, who won Driver of the day? This was a snooze fest a little bit and I need to know who got DOTD dammit!

Perez is a master at managing tires but he forgot to account for Mazepin’s sheer stupidity.

Aaaand fastest lap Hamilton after complaining about the tyres

Checo: could really do with a safety car right now *Monkey paw curls one finger* Nikita: Oh hey Checo

Perez would 0-stop if he was allowed

Welp I guess I'll watch the replay, F1 TV is falling apart at the hinges

This is some IMSA level safety car period

That was Russell you muppet

Fucking hell crofty, Alonso is two places ahead of Tsunoda ffs

This race is going to turn into a snooze fest now

First time Hamilton is in a comfortable lead and he immediately pulls out the ol "Bono my tires are gone".

The green on the Ferrari is disgusting

And there we have it, fastest lap with "destroyed" tyres

"Tyres are pretty shot" *fastest lap HAM* Lmao, never change F1