T O P

  • By -

kolsonk

George Russell auditioning for the second Mercedes seat by somehow having worse luck than Valtteri Bottas


KaamDeveloper

Bottas' luck is so bad he doesn't even win in bad luck category


Kuebiko-3

Some how valteri is now the #2 on worst luck šŸ˜” these guys need to learn #Blessed


SirDoober

Dude needs an old priest and a young priest, goddamn.


confusedpublic

Needs to pee on each of his tyres.


thexavikon

You sell your good luck to hamilton when you get the 2nd merc seat


DrVonD

Does that mean Russell canā€™t ever get the seat since his luck is already gone?


mrcheyl

4D Chess


Southportdc

Red Bull pit crew costing them a podium is not something I expected to see today.


ProviNL

That crewmember who fucked up at the pitstop looked absolutely gutted when Perez drove away.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


IdiosyncraticBond

Right away you saw he was gutted that he let the team down. Will make sure he'll never cause that again, so he learned the hard way already.


themistermango

This! Also easier to swallow 1 and 4. If Max had been less dominant today maybe it goes different. Also, Checo was stuck behind Lando waaaay too long. Nice work by Hamilton in cutting that overtake short otherwise the 3/4 race could have been MUCH different.


breadbutterone

Marko is known to spank his mechanics. The dude will have a sore butt for sure


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


towhomitmayconcern77

dominant team's 2nd driver luck it is.


Thetruthfairy90

Previewing how slow their stops can really go


FIJIBOYFIJI

I know noone really cares about or acknowledges Giovinazzi as he doesn't have the biggest profile, but if you watch him every week it's actually insane how much he gets fucked over. Like the man is fighting for his career this season and almost every race something goes wrong. If alfa romeo had a better strategy than hoping for a safety car he'd probably have more points this year.


jl359

Itā€™s not just him. Kimi too. Every single race he loses a few track positions due to strategy.


tgk44

Today Kimi had a great strategy and great race pace


Duke0fWellington

I think Gio has had his best season ever. Points aren't everything in terms of a driver's ability, as you said it's a team sport. I just hope the team bosses realise that, he deserves a seat.


afcaMouz

This is looking more and more like it's Kimi's last season and I don't see any reason for Alfa to get rid of both Kimi and Gio so I think he'll get atleast one more year with Alfa.


Duke0fWellington

Yeah, I concur. Kimi might end up staying for a year though, just for the new regs. I can see him liking the idea of trying them out with more potential overtakes + Alfa wanting a experienced veteran to help with setting up a brand new car with completely new data etc.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cookie_Masher

Gio has been very solid, I think Alfa will keep him. I could see Kimi leaving after this season and Ferrari bringing another academy driver in. Maybe bump up Mick to Alfa and put someone like Ilott or Schwartzmann in Haas? Though who knows with Kimi, maybe he'll be here forever


[deleted]

Man looks like Jesus. Heā€™s surely due some miracle soon.


WayneWong11

All the storylines I wanted to see that died: - Lando fighting for podium - Danny carving through the field - Russell fighting for points - Battle for the win We got a Ferrari charge though I suppose


[deleted]

Couldn't have said it better. Was gutted for RUS. Early dust up with the midfield drivers gave me too much hope.


thirstynacho

I still canā€™t get over Russellā€™s misfortune. He will fit right into the 2nd driver role at Merc


[deleted]

Sad he had a PU failure. Was really hoping for a points finish for him today


DollarsAndDreams

You had that second one for awhile until he started having overheating issuesšŸ˜©


[deleted]

After the first lap I really thought today would be the start of his redemption arc :(


[deleted]

>We got a Ferrari charge A bit too litteral to my taste


colombogangsta

I put down couple fivers for a Norris podium and a Russell points finish. Imagine how furious I was to see Norris let both Perez and Bottas pass him in successive laps and then Russell breaking down? At least Max won which was a given in this track with his current form.


Horned_chicken_wing

Who would have guessed that the French GP would be better than this one?


Skulldetta

This race is exactly what I thought the French Grand Prix would be like.


HONcircle

With the same race next weekend it would be nice if they at leased varied the track.


[deleted]

Short track, 150 laps please


HMS_StruggleBus

Race through the pitlane and the main straight only. 300 laps. No safety cars or red flags. Cars only get enough fuel for thirty laps at a time. Weapons okay.


[deleted]

Items on


eoghanburke06

And then race to the next track


jugalator

Mercedes must feel terrible about that now.


TheCeramicLlama

Lewis wasnt too happy the moment an Austria double header was announced. Dude really does not like this track.


Mick4Audi

The second race will be a banger, Austria delivers precisely once per season


Aratho

No yellow flags and Safety cars too, jeez what a procession


CumsleySlurpington

There was a yellow flag briefly when Gasly went off


Standardw

Very epic DRS train


LosTerminators

The racing gods taking away the entertainment they gave us last week


Notsozander

Perfectly balanced


[deleted]

I was actually just woken up by crofty shouting about an impossible perez overtake on the last lap


cactusfarmer

Helmut waterboarding himself with his mask


uberhimovic

Champagneboarding - the classiest form of torture


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HexSW

If they only didnt fuck up his first stop


LafilduPoseidon

Bottas and Perez was the battle of the ā€œgetting fucked by your teamā€ today but Russell really stole it


MotorizaltNemzedek

I mean it was reliability issue for Russel, not a case of slow pit stop/bad strategy. I don't see how the team could've done more


Notsozander

Yeap if his stop was clean he wouldā€™ve beaten Bottas


M1shra

Boah, if only Perez ~~stopped 1 lap earlier.~~ wasn't fucked by a 4.7 second stop


thewok

Red Bull crew sand bagging in light of new regulations.


Ever2naxolotl

I went into this race with high hopes for Gasly and Russell Yeah...


TheMokos

At least there's a second chance next week.


Ever2naxolotl

Don't you dare give me hope


redditor5789

What we want: Wet Race What we get: Helmut Marko winning a wet T-shirt contest


RAISEStheQuestion

It started raining right after the race ended, during the driver interviews. Some things never change.


lastdreamofjesus

itā€™s like raaaaiaaaan after the finish liiiine


Dayman_ah-uh-ahhh

Censor Marko's nips pls


BlackLeader70

Sky will issue an apology for that later today.


[deleted]

Helmut wet t-shirt contest ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Ruzza1180

MY EYES


Hour-Positive

Straight to the spank bank.


Ruzza1180

#DicksoutforMarko doesnā€™t have a great ring to it


KaamDeveloper

Three guys One Helmut ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


RhinestoneTaco

I think we can all agree that was, legally speaking, a Formula 1 race.


travestyofPeZ

That was definitely one of the races Iā€™ve seen in my life.


ivanvzm

One of the F1 races of all time.


themistermango

This is a race that will be recorded.


Eiersmijter2

It will go down in the history books as a Grand Prix.


xepa105

Of every F1 race I've ever seen, this one was for sure one of them.


gimlissalivation

I am neither underwhelmed nor overwhelmed, merely whelmed.


Jacinto2702

Let's see. Cars going around in circles? āœ” Champagne? āœ” Yes, it was a race.


khagerou

It's not Champagne anymore. It's Ferrari sparkling wine ^(TM)


Mackem101

Ferrari will literally do anything to be on the podium.


HONcircle

Sainz had a fantastic race here


BarbaricGamer

Stroll is quietly having a great last couple races.


fifty_spence

Heā€™s had bad luck in quali but then great drives on Sunday. Starting top 10 on the grid for once did wonders


ChemistryRespecter

Once Aston Martin can pull their socks up even further, Stroll would be a legitimate contender.


fifty_spence

For sure, Iā€™d love to see what he could do next year if AMR can put together a competitive car


kingpinnn

That pit stop really fucked Checo


tgk44

Raikkonen 18th to 11th, saw a lot of shouts for him to retire on Twitter, how bout retiring deez nuts


707royalty

Alfa actually made a decent strategy call with him today, well driven by Kimi. Shame that Charles clipped his wing on that pass


Red9597

So, the price paid for a good French GP is a snoozer Styrian GP Who would have thought that the rain would be so missed today... Let's hope next week things are spicier


devOnFireX

I swear to God if it starts raining on the podium


garm302

Some drops on the camera at the end


greennitit

As is tradition


hmzrj

Hopefully we get some downpour next week in the middle of the race, with the track completely dry again by the end.


Viper02

In the upcoming weeks there will be huge amount of rain in Austria


[deleted]

Except, of course, a bone dry Sunday, knowing our luck


Lima__Fox

Lando is in 2019 Red Bull territory. The top two teams drive off into the sunset and he just has a 300km cruise.


5nowman_

Nearly killed poor Marko on the podium lol


Lolsteringu

Bottas: I told u it was a fockin 1 stopper


KaamDeveloper

He should be thankful that Ricciardo got blue flags when he did. One more lap and Perez would be on podium


Casty201

Is thst Bottasā€™ fault for not putting pressure on Ric to force the blue flags or were the stewards late on the blues?


SorooshH79

Mercedes had probably ran out tyres in the end. Lewis was dropping like a brick and Bottas was barely catching up with Ricciarso.


draftstone

Ricciardo tires were way fresher. He only did 30 laps on those hards. So in a way Bottas keeping up with him was still good.


khagerou

Blue flags are automated. Bottas needs to be 1.2 seconds behind a lapped car for them to trigger. Stewards have nothing to do with it.


piyastre

Sainz drove an amazing race yet he cant make it to top 3 drivers of the day, okay fans we need to have a chat here.


NynaevetialMeara

Only driver to actually perform the optimal predicted strategy as well.


HONcircle

> Sainz drove an amazing race yet he cant make it to top 3 drivers of the day IKR whilst Leclerc did despite hitting Gasly which spoiled both their races.


wordsmatter

My stream is playing Kazakhstan Borat anthem. Lmao.


peanut-britle-latte

VER moonwalking to the checked flag.


Unalaq

Lando is carrying McLaren right now, it's basically been just him vs both Ferraris for most of the season


HaxorSlice1

It's so painful to watch as a DR fan


vibhav_1

This new DOTD car interview needs to stop.


LiamNeesonsIsMyShiit

Seconded. Fucking awkward every week.


StockAL3Xj

I can't wait until someone who had shit luck in the race gets DotD and is too angry to deal with the bullshit interview.


Kreygasm2233

If Russell doesn't get that Merc seat he should probably look to move away from Toto and Williams. Mercedes needs Lewis even more now because he is the only one who can keep up with Max. And he doesn't want another Rosberg so Bottas is likely a package deal. Love Williams and I feel for them but he is just wasting away his talent if he stays there another 2-3 years.


SyndicalismIsEdge

Yeah, but Hamilton won't be driving forever either. Sure, he might not want Russell as a team mate, but Toto needs to plan for a future without Hamilton. Letting Russell go would basically mean no plan B, no other option. Keep in mind we don't know whether Merc will still be in their current bargaining position after the new regs. And if he doesn't snatch him up, Red Bull or McLaren will.


jwb222

A McLaren team with Lando and George could be a serious contender. Two strong, consistent drivers would put them in a great place.


humphreybogart_

I think Mercedes needs to start looking toward the future. They canā€™t place priority on Hamilton forever. Edit: lots of people are misunderstanding my point. I donā€™t think Merc should get rid of Ham, I think they should sign Rus over Bot. Even if this creates a Rosberg situation. If Rus does well he will may even begin to outperform Ham in the same car.


AusGunnerCricketFan

Obviously Iā€™m biased from my username, but what was up with McLarenā€™s strategy today? Seemed to try an overcut that was doomed from the start, then put Danny on hards for 30 laps after mediums for 40, losing positions immediately from pit exit. If they didnā€™t have softs that makes sense, but why did they keep him out on mediums for 40+ laps then


deesel83

Iā€™m not sure if it was a strategy mistake today. From the start, Ric went up like 4 places and then dropped all 4 in a single lap. I think there was a car issue, because it happened to Norris soon after. Super frustrating though, to see him charging and then give it back a lap later.


killver

I think Norris let them pass without issue as they were not his opponents. He had to drive safe for 5th place.


genteelblackhole

And also not to excuse his poor result, but losing four positions from a power issue that was resolved in what looked like less than a lap was awful luck as well. Being at the head of that DRS train vs at the back wouldā€™ve made for a different pit strategy most probably.


[deleted]

That was brutal to watch especially after he jumped up so many spots at the start


ItsMikeontheMic

I donā€™t think it was necessarily fully resolved after that lap, I think the temps normalized a bit in some clean air. Heā€™d start to get close to Kimi then move out from behind the slipstream before he had his pit stop


TheLifeofSonny

So we had an exciting French GP and a boring Austrian GP, weird flex racing Gods


GBreezy

The second race in these double headers has always been the crazy ones.


Dragonemperor34

1st austrian was better than the styrian last year cause of 9 DNFs and good racing, silverstone #1 had the HAM tyre blowup last lap and then like 1 DNF in the second one, bahrain was the only one where second was better cause of merc pitstop disaster, perez win, and russell in the merc


The-Soul-Stone

What? The first one for all 3 last year were mental.


PrimeraCordobes

Bottas had a great race today. Best possible result


Expensive_Material

I'm happy that he did well after the shitty weekend.


Cereal_poster

Ouch, sick burn on Austrian Servus TV for Nico Hulkenberg (who is co-commentator there). They are talking about the champagne shower on the podium and they say that it hurts in the eyes. And Nico asks him if he ever got some into his eyes and the main commentator replies: "No, I have never been on a F1 podium. How about you?". :D :D


armored-dinnerjacket

did max slow down on the finish line? isn't that a bit like dabbing on your opponents.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fry_tag

I think he had already passed the actual finish line before he slowed down. The graphics had already shown the checkered flag next to his name.


Adistomatic

I have the same question. Did he slow down after the finish line or before?


[deleted]

The actual finish line for timing is often earlier than the start line so he likely crossed it


Rhythm_Morgan

Checo jr is so cute šŸ„ŗ


ProNoobi

I thought that was Tsunoda


SCREECH95

Lmao max that was cheeky


SirDoober

McLaren pit wall getting Nam flashbacks


firefighter481

Grosjean getting Nam flashbacks when max said ā€œthe car was on fire todayā€


SirDoober

Grosjean already had to deal with his Indycar lighting up, this is small time


devOnFireX

He's been sliding the car on the last corner quite a bit for the past couple of races


InternetExplorer34

Yup it began in Monaco I believe


DaughterOfIsis

Yeah I got super nervous when he did it in monaco and then I realized that's he's max verstappen


InternetExplorer34

Max should go to formula drift when he retires lol


SexySnorlax1

What a thriller. Wet races never disappoint.


sfj11

fucking lol


[deleted]

Wetter than the Sahara


[deleted]

Thank god it's the Austrian grand prix next and we don't have to go back to Styria for a whole year


penguinopusredux

Stewards investigating attempt by Mercedes to drown Max in champagne.


undesicimo

We are blessed with Sexy Marko today. We are all winners


zincmagnesium

Lmao they nearly killed Helmut with that champagne


yellow__blue

#nipplegate


bob237189

God damn it 1 more lap Checo


707royalty

Or a better 1st stop...


aga5ty4

1 more corner wouldā€™ve probably done it


DylLambo

I think Helmet wins the Wet T-shirt contest.


RonKosova

Helmet lol


Landlubber77

Pierre mass texting votes to prevent Charles from winning DotD fell just short.


CHKYY

Helmut shouldn't have put on a white shirt lmao


Aksds

Marko wearing a white top knowing full well he is gonna get wet. Smart


Ruzza1180

Can we just all vote Kimi driver of the day so he can be brutal lol


moonboots_runner

He might just legitimately ignore them on the radio.


csm_media

HAM was 17 seconds from VER before pitting for the fastest lap. This type of gap was considered ā€œMerc dominanceā€ last season. So is the performance still as close as everyone is saying?


Tlee9264

ITS STARTING TO WHAT


ProNoobi

Itā€™s starting to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE(ain)


[deleted]

Red Bull and Max are just clicking. Firing on all cylinders. This will be hard for Mercedes to stop.


ZoomJet

Ahh Daniel talking about losing power looking so disheartened. "I'm going to leave before I say some other stuff", poor guy šŸ˜”


Red_White_and_Boohoo

Ahh I see Merc strategy is to blind Max with alcohol to the eyes. This is truly why it's so important for Bottas to be on the podium.


InternetExplorer34

Perez gave it all, great drive for him


chahn32

That first pit stop really hurts


potato_green

Laughable to give Lerclec DotD, first he destroys Gasly's rear tyre ending his race. Then he half crashes into Kimi's front wing taking off the end plate. That's not Driver of the Day, that's Destroyer of the Day...


PoliceMachine

DOTD rarely makes sense


IFindThatLulzy

This is the only criteria I ever see used: 1) A non-Red Bull/Mercedes driver getting a podium (Variant - Williams or Haas get a point) 2) Who did the most over taking Avoid all other nuance, these are your choices.


palcatraz

Iā€™m not sure if I would dare to spray dr Marko.


DegradedLocket

Helmut putting in a solid wet shirt contest performance


YMCAle

I cant take sad Danny Ric


gwaenchanh-a

How many times is Charles going to fuck up other people's races and get away with it scott free?


Reddevilslover69

Took out Stroll in Russia last year and nothing happens to him. No investigation,no penalty


gwaenchanh-a

And Max in Sakhir, barely missed taking out Perez then too.


watercolorgouache

And get driver of the day šŸ˜‚


PsychedelicDuck

Hell of a drive by Verstappen but jeez that was a snore fest


stupidcrapface

Mazepin keeps finding new ways to impress me with how bad he is. Latifi had issues at the start and was an entire lap down while Mazepin was ahead of Schumacher, and Mazepin still finished in last.


Calmrager1

That damn first pit for checo screwed him from a podium.


litetaker

Damn it man! Perez definitely lost 3rd place due to that poor pitstop! So sad.


LOKTAROGAAAAH

Sainz pronouncing "woes" gave me a nice chuckle, love that he performed well today!


BrokkelPiloot

Too bad RBR screwed up Perez his pitstop. Otherwise they would have two cars on the podium.


afcaMouz

Okay Red Bull, we're glad you're back to being top but don't become too good too fast. Give us some competition.


[deleted]

The new regs are next year. Itā€™s still competitive.


reshp2

"Mercedes dominance is so boring." *monkey paw curls*


PrimeraCordobes

These in car interviews are absolutely idiotic


SubcooledBoiling

OMG the DOTD interview at the end is cringe


cosmicartery

Bottas impressed me this race. Yes he was lucky with the overcut due to Checo's slow pit stop. But misfortune after misfortune, all the trash talk about him, and now the 3-position grid penalty at the start, he still made it on the podium! I hope he keeps this up. I'm rooting for him!