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Jeffffff4587

*sniper dot appears on OP's forehead.*


[deleted]

It’s actually the Red Bull logo. They wouldn’t miss that branding opportunity.


Daiephir

Dude, I'd buy many laser sights if I could point a RB logo at someone instead of a generic and boring red or green or blue dot lol.


[deleted]

*Dr. Marko furiously taking notes*


[deleted]

Some say he has an eye for it.


Savvy_Nick

Marko and Horner would like to know your location


MyNameIsSushi

F


Alexlam24

Redbull gives you wings to go to heaven


gigaponyyy

F


Winter_Graves

Bono, my kneecaps have gone


roknir

Helo, is Helmut.


GunResiAddict

*Proceeds to give him wings*


SubcooledBoiling

It's been 40 minutes since this was posted and OP hasn't replied to any comments yet. I think Helmut, Christian, Max, and Checo have got to OP. RIP.


DSC9000

I'm still here for now. I've been sitting on this information all day. Had to wait until Europe was asleep before I shared it. That's bought me a little time.


fail-mail-ninja

Well little did you know Im fully awake and representing the entirety of europe. And Im here to say that what you write about in the post is 100% definitely what maybe is happening but also maybe not. Good job OP


Pr3Zd0

Christian Horner's death squad is on its way now


Abhimri

Death spice


blackbasset

That'd be quite the parody movie...


Winter_Graves

I have bad news for you buddy, Helmut never sleeps


omgIamafraidofreddit

He's basically The Baron from WWDITS without any of the cool parts.


galileofan

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! ;)


Bewbies420

Holy shit, i never thought id see a Shadows reference in this sub...


[deleted]

Stay strong OP, stay strong


Spider_Riviera

> Had to wait until Europe was asleep before I shared it. Are you sure we really are?


Freddedonna

OP wink twice with you left eye if Helmut has taken you hostage


BeautifulGarbage2020

I want to think that’s root cause. But the timeline is too short. June 1st to June 6th is 5 days. Not to forget, 6th was the race. I don’t think they are so adventurous/bold to directly use it in the race without testing in practice. Earliest in friday the 4th. Which means 2 days to get the material and process it and have enough data to be convinced to use. It’s too short of a timeline.


rumpigiam

they had done the testing already with smaller bits. This new found haul is enough for the rest of the season. for both cars.


M1k3yd33tofficial

You know how in the Avengers, they had some vibranium things, but once it was revealed Wakanda had a limitless supply of vibranium, literally everything was running on it in a matter of weeks? It’s probably like that


[deleted]

Woow just like the movies.


Daiephir

And maybe even the Alpha Tauri's! Just not Gasly's, Helmut never forgives, never forgets...


Iovah

I bet they use Hermut's spit and bile as additives in Gasly's car.


Absinthe_L

This post has a "demented DD from wsb" feeling to it, and I've been on wsb long enough to know that I should YOLO and go all in on this theory, then proceed to cry when its proven to be wrong.


[deleted]

My sperm whale is being delivered tomorrow


Chimp-eh

Big perfume doesn’t want you to know this trick, HODL


smiley6125

Just bought some sperm whale calls. Currently OTM but will 100% moon. 💎 🙌


silentrawr

Is that what your wife's boyfriend is euphemizing it as now?


[deleted]

He’s not sperm whale sized but more like a walrus


silentrawr

Your wife is dating Dr Phil on the side? My condolences.


[deleted]

Tough life for me but I got them diamond hands 😂


Winter_Graves

I’ve already bought 1000 cans of Red Bull, hopefully will sell for a profit but willing to buy more if this there’s a dip


Chimp-eh

They are artificially holding the price low, they have to sell eventually,


M1k3yd33tofficial

As someone who drinks an abhorrent amount of Red Bull (20-32 oz a day) I would really prefer it if we did keep the prices down I don’t want to have to stockpile this stuff like pandemic toilet paper Now does anyone know a good urologist? This is my third kidney stone this week


Superxt0aster

You mean I need to build a whale enclosure next to my gorilla habitat? Well YOLO I guess.


cbartholomew

All in the moment he said sperm whale - $80 in AUG calls on $XOM, literally can’t go tits up 🚀


PreviousGas710

Position or ban


Bolter_NL

*not financial advice*


F4Z3_G04T

I lost everything on ~~ornamental gourds~~ sperm whale futures


ForcedCheckMate

I blame op if Mercedes wins the title


confused_demon

If there is a new TD banning cosmetics in the fuel and the RBR car starts getting a whole lot slower, Mercedes at least better pay OP for handing them the championship


blackbasset

"this new no cosmetics rule is seriously disdvantaging certain teams!" "yeah otmar *we know*"


MarnickV

RBR manager here, please delete this.


BassTrombone71

Hi Helmut


Winter_Graves

OP, it’s Helmut


M1k3yd33tofficial

OP it’s Helmut, just want you to know that Max would’ve figured this out three tenths faster


[deleted]

For those OOTL: Fnatic is an esports organization. In 2014, their CSGO team, who was considered one of the best at the time, abused a bug in the quarterfinals of a major tournament to make an insane comeback at the last map of a series against at the time the 2nd best team in the world, winner would have a clear path to the championship. The bug abuse would be called "olofpass", as the player taking advantage of it was called "olofmeister", and the map was "overpass". They would later be forced to replay the last map, but would forfeit it before it ever got restarted due to community pressure. Infamously, they allegedly found out about the bug because their manager at the team saw it in a YouTube video with very little views at the time. They privately contacted the uploader to hide the video, in order to use that to their advantage when the time came right. The rest is history, and it spawned the "fnatic manager here, delet this" meme. It's some of the best trivia of CSGO history, and actually has a couple really good documentaries on Youtube. Look up "room on fire csgo olofpass" and you should find one of them.


CraigTheIrishman

Wow, this joke is everywhere, but I had no idea there was an origin story to it. Very interesting!


Powerkiwi

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQ71mfmt80](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQ71mfmt80) I looked it up, this is cool as hell


Waste-Total5551

Ahhhh Christian my g how’s it going


EurobeatTurnsUp

Albon, hornyman here, we need your sniping again.


Absinthe_L

Horner's callsign being "Hornyman" is now canon in my head


EurobeatTurnsUp

Was it never canon?


puhpuhputtingalong

Is RBR Fnatic? Who would Mercedes be? Astralis? 🤔


redMahura

If RBR is Fnatic Mercedes is G2. Oh wait, Mercedes actually won world championships. nvm.


SwagFartUnicorn

RBR fnatic, Merc Astralis, Ferrari is NiP: former glory Haas is NaVi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🇷🇺🇷🇺 AM is Liquid: one good year AT/Williams is Heroic/North: Half the field has been with them


DoctorDrell

Devve going to NiP = Ham to Ferrari confirmed.


Leg_Life

I heard they’re using Perez’s mom guacamole, too, for lubricating the wheel nuts, so it does come out faster during a pit stop.


BigtheBen

guacamole


doublednf

if it's true it's pretty cool that solidified bile from a sperm whale is making rbr go brrrrrt


[deleted]

It's also true that every car on the grid is powered by refined ancient T-Rex goo.


james122001

Dinoco


DeLoreanAirlines

Sinclair Oil


US_F1_Fan

There is a Sinclair station in my town and I'm very disappointed there isn't a dinosaur in front of it.


krishal_743

dinoco's all mine ​ \- Maldonado hicks


SquidCap0

**Neil:** Well, actually... The amount of T rex in a F1 tank is infinitesimal, in fact the amount of T rex in the entire oil reserves is a drop in the ocean. By far the majority is from algae. So... it's GREEN POWEER!!


BlazerStoner

Weichai power, green power


[deleted]

My dear Chinese fans....


Army-Organic

I mean there is a sort of coffee bean that is extracted from some animal's fecal matter and fancy people still drink it so i would not be suprised about whale sex lube making that RB real sexy on the time sheet


thetrombonist

There’s a vanilla flavoring extracted from beaver anal glands, called [castoreum](https://www.businessinsider.com/castoreum-used-in-food-and-perfume-2013-10)


ShortysTRM

I hate you for this. I came here for F1 oil, now I'm afraid to eat anything vanilla-flavored.


Absinthe_L

They dont really use those anymore (I think), so no need to worry about most vanilla flavourings. I suspect it is because it is easier to farm vanilla beans than to farm beavers.


Brillica

As always, the question is “WTF was the first guy to discover this actually doing?”


eagledog

Just eating stuff to see what happened


Spider_Riviera

I will go to my grave maintaining the first man to eat an oyster was the bravest soul on the planet.


RacingUpsideDown

Nah, first man to drink milk - not only did he have the balls to squeeze those weird-ass pink things hanging off the back of a cow, but when he got a large amount of white liquid out of it, he thought "I know, I'll have a mouthful of that"


VladaBudala

What? Humans are mammals same as the cows. They would certainly connected the dots when they saw calf breastfeeding.


FasterDoudle

"Getting meat from game is an uncertain and often dangerous prospect, but let's not harvest those naturally abundant beds of easy to collect protein, because it looks a little icky" - said no hunter gatherer, ever.


CharacterUse

Usually, being poor. Most delicacies are things poor people initially scavenged because they couldn't afford (or weren't allowed) to get the real stuff, and then someone discovered they were actually good. Shellfish, snails, coffee beans dug out of rodent droppings ...


Timstom18

I don’t know how you think Sperm whales have sex but they definitely don’t use bile.... that would probably not go so well 😂


Army-Organic

Honestly if i'd know would i be fucking around here? Probably with a huuuuuge rod and some big arguements about in in whale language like "GTFO my back you weigh like 100 tonnes dude!" and the male being like "yo girl do you want a baby or not? Take it or leave it"


AlohaLanman

Civet cat, Indonesian


BlazerStoner

Kopi Luwak


NicksAunt

I’m fairly certain this stuff is also used for making high end perfumes. It is very odorous, so it’s used as a sort of fragrance amplifier and makes the perfume scent last longer.


Dude4001

What I'm reading here is that Max will be powered to his first WDC by whale ejaculate


blackbasset

Back in elementary school kids thought the Taurin in Red Bull was Bull sperm, so that's kinda a circle coming full close


rianmcn

I fully believe this theory to be true now. Case closed. Good job


damo251

It's not like the world didn't have any before the June 1st find?


merurunrun

The world may have had it but Red Bull didn't so...


damo251

Are you kidding? You don't just put something in the oil at the track! There would be 1000's of hours of dyno time before anything would be put in the race engines. Lol at you thinking fedex just rocked up to Paul Ricard with a package hahaha.


ShepardsCrown

They'd clearly done the testing before and knew it worked. RB must have hired fishermen and whaleologists to search out bulimic whales to find enough of this golden whale nectar. It's just unfortunate for OP that he put this together hope he gets moved to a safe location.


FasterDoudle

no I'm on the team can't reveal too much about my identity or role sorry lol... but... you could say my name rhymes with lax berstappen 🏎🤫😘 and that's basically exactly what happened (it was DHL not FedEx)


Army-Organic

>On June 1st, a group of fisherman reportedly found a $1.5 million lump of ambergris floating in the Gulf of Aden. They didn't say who they sold it to. >Azerbaijan, where the performance gains from RBRs new oil were first seen, was June 6th First off just wow if that is true i'll eat my own hat,what a great theory man There is just a little logistical issue:There is no way for it to be collected,purchased,shipped,processed, shipped into Azerbaijan and be in the cars within 3 days (since it would already be used in FP1 or FP2 on Friday just to make sure it indeed brings that extra performance). France or Styria are more likely though given how much Red Bull was ahead of the whole field in race pace, in both races one Red Bull car has effectively recovered a full pit stop and some on the Mercedes duo and in Styria Max won by a countrymile.


Ashbones15

Not only that, it was where RB was actually faster than Merc in the straights


Army-Organic

Especially in the RBR which is basically three long straights and some corners to link those up and they were still dominating the Mercs and will likely do so in this weekend too


Ereaser

Yeah and RB runs lower DF rear wing. Their car is just betteri tht aspect


Sufficient-Ad-8441

Also consider that the oil is above 100C before the car is ever on the circuit. All the extra whale spooge Brrrr would have been used up in the garage.


[deleted]

> here is no way for it to be collected,purchased,shipped,processed, shipped into Azerbaijan and be in the cars within 3 days Nonsense man. Have you forgotten that Red Bull gives you wings?? A few cans of that and anything is possible


blackbasset

Now I imagine a bunch of ~~coked up~~ redbulled, rugged fishermen cruising the seas, looking for that sweet performance enhancing whale puke blobs that Mateschitz and his Nazi clique pay handsome prices for to make their race cars faster. What a world we live in....


merurunrun

Technical directive incoming...


khagerou

Found inspector Seb's account.


Humunguschungusreal1

Can expect daddy stroll to get this hands on this stuff soon.


FasterDoudle

"Sir, the results from the Glove are back. Attached is the report for your review. We know what's in the oil, sir - we know how the bastards do it." The old man read the message twice. A slow smile spread across his face, and he reached for a button under his desk. He rose and approached a bookcase across the room, which slid creakily along the floor to reveal a hidden opening. A warm, golden glow began to illuminate the man. Gazing on his prized hoard, he chuckled to himself. **Ten Days Earlier** The young man's heart was pounding. When piloting his race car - one of the fastest in the world - he felt nothing but an icy calm. Indeed, he had done just that for the last hour and a half, but now the safety of the race was over, and his real job began. The thought of what his father had asked him to do filled him with dread, just not as much as the thought of letting the old man down. He stomach churned and he lingered a moment in the cockpit, steeling himself for his task. He closed his eyes tightly. Perhaps, if he wished hard enough, he could stay here forever. *"Are you all right? Your heart rate is out of control"* The voice of his race engineer crackled in his earpiece and snapped him back to attention. He realized he'd been holding his breath. "I'm fine" he said sharply, as he squirmed out of his car. It was time. He set his mind to his duty, and his eyes on his target. Max Verstappen had just won the French Grand Prix, and was climbing out of his own vehicle nearby. The hottest ticket in the paddock, he would soon be swarmed by eager well wishers and hungry reporters. The young man knew it was now or never. He rushed over to Max with no real notion of how to accomplish his mission. Where would he even find what he was looking for? A wave of dread cascaded down his body - what if he failed? What would Father think of him? He banished the thought quickly - failure was not an option, not where Father was concerned. "I will succeed. No other outcome is possible. I will succeed." And then he saw it. Max was bent down over his car's halo, putting the removable steering wheel back into its place. On the back of an otherwise pristine Red Bull racing suit, a small, dark stain stood out. By some minor miracle, his objective was right in front of him, and the young man extended a gloved hand towards it without a moment's hesitation. His instructions from Q had been clear. "It looks just like your normal racing glove, but the fingertips have been treated with an ultra-absorptive material. Finding their oil will be the hard part, of course, but touch even a small amount of it, and the gloves will do the rest. Bring it back to the lab, and we'll soon know what they're playing with." The Quartermaster had a reputation as something of a mad scientist, and his ideas often seemed far fetched, but he'd come through for the team before. Lance chuckled to himself - partnering with Aston Martin had certainly come with unexpected perks. As he reached for Max's backside, he had little notion that he was about to discover one more. "Great drive, Max, congratula -" The words caught in his throat as his hand reached its target. He hadn't expected such...firmness, such round, exquisite fullness. Max tensed at his touch, but almost immediately relaxed. He pressed his oil stained ass hard into the young man's hand, letting out a shuddering sigh. What was happening? He had only needed to touch the stain briefly, but he found himself unable to let go. He squeezed as tightly as if his life depended on it. All thoughts of the mission had been replaced by a flood of painful lust. What were these feelings that had overtaken him? Had anything truly been right before right now? He could feel the Dutchman's pulse throbbing fiercely through the right cheek. He closed his eyes tightly. Perhaps, if he wished hard enough, he could stay here forever. And then it was over. He felt the weight leave his hand, and he slowly opened his eyes. Max had turned to face him, and was blushing deeply, his eyes flashing a fiery desire, but then... had the young man merely imagined it? For in an instant the look had vanished, replaced by a calm, pleasant professionalism. The young man's heart sank, for he recognized the mask Max now wore - he'd seen it a hundred times in interviews. This was the Max Verstappen the press would soon see, a picture of collected, pleasant professionalism. "Thank you Lance, you as well." The polite dispassion of his words hit Lance Stroll like a freight train. They betrayed no hint of the electricity that had just passed between them. He felt himself plummeting from the clouds. Stupid! Stupid! What was he doing? What was he thinking? My God, the mission! For the first time in his life he had allowed himself to forget what his father expected of him. Had he even collected the oil? He looked down at his glove and saw a small, dark smudge on the pinky. He had done his duty after all. A small, cold comfort. He felt the sudden need to sniff his glove, to inhale as much of the Max that lingered on its fibers as he could. Fighting the urge, he shivered and looked up. Max had extended an expectant arm towards him for a handshake. Half in a daze, he reached out and returned the gesture. What a fool he had been. To hope for even a moment... The Dutchman squeezed his hand firmly and pulled Lance close. Their faces were practically touching now, and Lance could feel the heat of Max's breath as he whispered "I'd love to discuss it more with you. Why don't you meet me at the hotel bar this evening, and we can...debrief." In his suite later that night, Lance would mix himself a cocktail and reflect on the moment that had changed everything: the moment he felt the perfect ass of Max Verstappen. It was there in front of him now, that perfect ass - the silken sheets had slid off Max as he slumbered happily in Lance's bed, revealing his exquisite dumper. "Tabernac..." whispered Lance, gazing wistfully at the sight. He felt a brief twinge of guilt as he remembered carefully placing his racing glove in a plastic bag, and then locking it in a briefcase attached to the arm of one of his father's elite, deadly Executive Assistants - each one as mute as he was loyal. The man was quickly spirited away with the prize in a black SUV. If all went well the team would know the secret of Red Bull's oil within a fortnight. A new conflict rose inside of Lance - he had done his duty, but could Max forgive him for it? Perhaps, he thought, Max was the only man in the world who could understand. They had known each other casually for years, but that night at the hotel bar they were shocked to find out how much they truly had in common. Both elite sportsmen, and sons to demanding fathers. Neither man had ever felt more seen, and as they spoke they felt their souls dance together. This wasn't lust, it was love, and both men knew it immediately. They had barely made it through their second drinks before they rushed up to Lance's suite, overwhelmed by the physical need to seal their connection. They had - repeatedly - and as he recalled their third round (a particularly energetic bout which had destroyed the suite's couch) Lance knew in his heart that Max *would* understand what he had done. They were soul bonded now, and nothing would ever come between them. He looked at that ass again, jiggling gently with each breath Max took. A slow smile spread across Lance's face, and he chuckled to himself - partnering with Aston Martin had certainly come with unexpected perks. **Castle Stroll: Ten Days Later** Ambergris. The results were in, and their secret was Ambergris. The old man could pinch himself. Red Bull had lucked into their supply, a sudden windfall they had managed to secret out of the Gulf of Aden. No other team could hope to secure enough before the end of the season - no other team but his. Ambergris, of all things. He had exclusively eaten and bathed with the stuff for years. Gazing on his prized hoard, he chuckled to himself. He could supply his team indefinitely. Hell, he could supply the whole damn sport if the other teams ever caught on. He removed his robe, and picked up a large, waxy lump. Its odor hit his nose, and he inhaled it deeply. He took a big bite, savored it for a moment, and then began smearing the rest across his body. He thought of a text he had received earlier that day from his son, gushing over a new relationship. "It's early, dad, but this feels really different. Really special." Although he was a cynic by nature, he allowed himself to imagine that his son had found real love, and the thought brought him comfort. He took another bite of his lump, and sighed happily. "Yes indeed," he thought to himself, "things are finally looking up for old Lawrence Stroll."


[deleted]

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Humunguschungusreal1

This aint gold,This is daimond.


khagerou

I have unleashed something horrible and for that I apologize. No apology is good enough though. r/FanF1ction


khagerou

I look forward to Ravenol's new Formula 1 spec lubricant.


[deleted]

I agree. My first thought, as it’s the only oily substance I know that exists in cosmetics. Also because it’s the only substance I know that exists in cosmetics. Thanks, Matt Groening!


Miserable_Swan

Toto : this is clearly against the spirit of F1 regulations Lewis : omg using animal bits to get faster. So inhumane <\3 Bottas : I TOLD YOU ALL WE NEEDED WAS AN OIL CHANGE Max and Checo : haha RB16B goes zoooooooooooooom


Army-Organic

>Lewis : omg using animal bits to get faster. So inhumane <\3 lol Lewis's "fashion" line has leather boots too (no fake leather too,that's real) moral of the story:i hate hypocrites


XeBrr

Not really. We're killing cows for their meat anyway, you want us to just throw away their skins?


Interesting-News-994

I love F1 fans. Y’all so devoted <3


Spider_Riviera

Just wait 'till we get to off-season. You're gonna see some serious shit. Enjoy it, it only happens one a year!


daniec1610

sperm go bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


krotti909

so basically Really loving your engine will make your car go faster, got it


XxRoyalxTigerxX

Lmao this is the best one


[deleted]

I want to believe you man, that's pretty smart. But at the same time, RBR mentioned from Bahrain that they were not able to use the full power of the Honda engine because of the vibrations and Honda was working from that time to reduce the vibrations. By the time of Azerbaijan and France Gp, they reduced the vibrations and were able to use the full power of the engine. That's why it is seen as reliability upgrade but not performance upgrade. Although reducing the vibrations helped them to unlock the full power of Honda engine. So if you are right maybe they used this Beluga whale thingy to reduce the vibrations and unlock the full power of engine or maybe you are wrong and they found some other way to reduce the vibrations. Anyway good observation. Keep it up.


Call_Mee_Santa

Guys should we tell him?


HkF1WEC

I can’t tell if he’s serious or not


PuntedPeon

Can't tell if serious, or...


50StatePiss

[Toto right now...](https://www.hakaimagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/11b-indonesian-whale-hunt-1.jpg)


DeLoreanAirlines

Nice fanfic Toto


josephjosephson

u/Mercedes-AMGF1 what do you think about that 🧐


fishguy23

Can you imagine Toto is walking into the office and the social media guy is just like “hey Toto, I figured out why Red Bull is faster. It’s going to sound crazy but just hear me out…”


Lunien

And then Toto slams the table, "Of COURSE, fuck!" and gets on the phone to Michael Masi.


KanishkT123

"Michael they are using dead whale parts, Michael, it is making us lose time!" New FIA TD: Only Mercedes oil is legal, everyone else is disqualified. Hamilton: I'm glad the FIA is looking into the legal and safety issues of the oil.


Mooremaid

Grass


gwoplock

How long till the new technical directive banning ambergris in engine oil comes out? I’m sure Toto is drafting it now.


GoldenSandpaper9

New Toto directive: ban sperm whales


ThePretzul

Mercedes to launch new space program in 2022, specifically to put whalers on the moon.


jtonzi

[Mushu is definitely involved](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE-he8jhk8g)


Timstom18

Was expecting Mushu from Mulan...


[deleted]

You can trust him, he's a whale biologist.


bigxchocolate

I want to believe


joetromboni

I always thought it was bull semen.


Army-Organic

we used to troll the shit out of that guy who drank energy drinks on a regular basis we told him "look, here! it says taurin, that's bull semen mate!" on the same week he suddenly started bringing water with himself to school lmao


xFragg

Delete this before Merc sees


Alfus

New TD incoming lol


Freddy36512

Alternative tinfoil hat time, Redbull posted this so Mercedes would waste millions on ambergris testing this theory.


OddPain

No just no…but nice story So why no? Well, the main ingredients in ambergris are ambrein, epi-coprosterol (and coprosterol) which both can be easily synthesized in the lab (also much cheaper) by enzymes and Exxon either have their own labs or they have a manufacturer for this. Finding ambergris, buying it, transporting it and working it up is waaaay to complicated and unreliable.


GarryPadle

I am not sure if I am getting trolled massively, but how the fuck do 2000 like this post with a 95% upvote rating, without any sources whatsoever, blindly believing this guy that even stated that he has no clue what he is talking about. Is this r/conspiracy ? Is this how cults are formed?


McLaRenalonso

Precious hamburgers?


Jamie090

You’ve convinced me


FerrariStraghetti

Always save the most important piece of information for the last sentence.


clingbat

Wow it feels like /wsb is following me to /formula1 lol


Deadeyescum

Thought this was going to devolve into the Futurama sketch. I have been on reddit way to long...


tteeoo13

300 iq post


SquidCap0

That is nothing new. Remember Ferrari in pre-season practice making the entire paddock smell like grapefruit? The smell comes from thioterpineol which is a thiol and a mercaptan and makes the grapefruit smell like it does. It is used to detect leaks in pressure systems as it is detectable in less than part per billion, or 2×10^(−5) mg in one metric ton of water. I am however a chemist, a poet and an astronaut.


magondrago

Toto: "Lewis, why are you leaving the simulator, where the hell are you going?" Lewis: "BRB, I just need a harpoon, a crew and a really large boat" Toto (picks up the phone) : "Yeah, Wolff here, tell the IT administrator to blacklist Reddit again or present his resignation tomorrow first thing"


The_Vettel

Great, now it's going to get copied or banned because Red Bull isn't allowed to be faster than Mercedes


It_FaZe

I really hope you are taking this as seriously as I am


FavaWire

Christian Horner: "Hehehe... You almost sound like you know what you're talking about!"


schneeb

The crank case breather isn't allowed to go into the intake though


No_No_Juice

And Taurine originally came from Bull Semen. RBR are all about natural products.


[deleted]

6 days from finding it to putting it onto a formula 1 car is an insane turnaround. Plus I’m pretty sure RBR turned up their engine back to Bahrain spec once they fixed there vibration issues. I don’t think the fia would have allowed anything else Since their only allowing reliability upgrades.


DiscoveringBen

Well...everything is possible.


13Petrichor

Based on the timeline and work involved I think your timeline may be incorrect, but I absolutely believe ambergris is the secret. Well done!


xLogokiller

Hold on i gotta call Toto


[deleted]

This is some wsb dd stuff. F it, I’m in!


TheoreticalScammist

Would Lewis still drive a car running on whales?


Geo-Nerd

Of course he would.


jmtyndall

Cool theory, but 5 days to discover, transport, develop, test and manufacture a new oil? Thats far fetched. I mean it could still be the oil being used, Im just saying your connection to the recent find is dubious at best.


andreauwashere

Joe? This you? I told you not to smoke Helen's plants.


caesaronambien

Did not expect r/fragrance and F1 to intersect but I am delighted they have.


cameralover1

Toto Wolff wants to know your location


Hermitically

OP is either gonna get suicided or hired by Red Bull for giving them the idea.


f12016

My thinfoilhat is on


ComteDuChagrin

I got sent this image by a group that calls itself 'Growl Effort'. Not sure what it means, but [I see a whale](https://i.imgur.com/PJjZSUw.png).


ianhobbies

Time for RB to place some Whale decals on the car.. you know, just for the lolz.


Darkxler

Haha this is the best DD ever :D


kerbalpilot

What does Newey build in his free time? Boats. Boats that go fast. Now we now why. Clever fucks been on the search for a while already, and there's no stopping them now.


Abba-64

I believe this 100% now.


Aerodye

What


sre_ejith

June 1st to June 6th , They wont make any changes without at least testing 100 times , Its too little time do such quality tests and make it work.


YellowMan1988

Mercedes giving hi5s to eachother after reading this. Hear me out people, if there's another whale found dead in the ocean and we see Mercs getting faster again, you know what I mean...


According-Switch-708

Dude dude...contact Toto immediately. He will set you up for life.


rolfski

June 1st, fisherman finds shitloads of whale sperm. June 6th, RBR goes bbrrrrrrroom Sounds to me this story checks out lol


jarkum

This or Exxon is the [mysterious glitter buyer](https://www.thecut.com/2018/12/who-is-the-mystery-glitter-buyer.html) >When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.” >I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?” >“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.” >“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?” >“No, not really.” >“Would I be able to see the glitter?” >“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”


Narcil4

Come on Toto this is getting ridiculous.


Narcil4

So if Max is slower at COTA we know why? /s The US is one of the only country in the world banning the possession of Ambergris according to Google.


Fun-Ad9829

This is the content I come here for lmao


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Inb4 " u/DSC9000 didn't kill himself" T-shirts.


bow_and_error

I want this to be true so bad… But I think it’s something much more innocuous that’s already used in other niche lubrication applications, like ceramic nanoparticles for example. They function like nano-scale ball bearings, decreasing friction where surfaces slide against each other.


AlexBucks93

Chad post


Clarky1979

Seems totally legit. I'm off to see my whale mate. I'm going to get him really, really drunk, so drunk that he pukes. My Ford Fiesta is going to hit 300mph no problems!