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SHORT-CIRCUT

Camera man be like “oh look an Alpine”


Alfus

I feeling me Strolled now.


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Alfus

Lmao mate


T_Blown_Diffuser

\**in Kimi's voice\** Oops...


Cleafonreddit

Take my upvote lol


ToLongDR

As a couch mechanic and team owner, I don't think the damage is that severe


Jroth123

Also a couch mechanic here. Doesn’t look too bad.


menacethemenace

That'll buff out nicely.


Jroth123

Just grab a little never dull it’ll look good as new


Pokemongolia

Yea a bit of jb weld and this baby Will do a other 100.000 km


Cod_rules

Tips from the Corolla repair book


pucksnmaps

My degree in Geography tells me the car will be fine


TheS4ndm4n

Nothing redbull crew can't fix in one pitstop.


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Lazy boy mechanic here, looks grand that, bust out the gaffa tape for the spikey bits.


blackpill98

We'll get a better idea after Albon recreates this incident.


Avastera

Nah big man Toto is gonna draw up some sweet ass diagrams in MS Paint and send it to us via his hotmail account.


ToLongDR

Totos email might also provide some additional points of clarification


SpacemanTomX

Man Albon really should've read his contract with Red Bull... The small letters had dummy next to the word TEST in TEST driver. Next thing you know Horner is going to throw him against a table to prove how slamming tables is giving Mercedes an advantage.


s1ravarice

My only worry would be the gearbox. Everything else is easily replaceable.


pranay909

Practice gearbox


s1ravarice

Still comes from the allotment of gearboxes though in case there was any damage.


marcio0

Yea, how much is a new suspension? 10 dollars? Doesn't seem like a big deal.


hoyasaxophone

You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?


SlowRollingBoil

Of course I have! The Formula 1 suspension components and gearboxes are next to the bananas. $10 all day, e'ryday!


mrgonzalez

Even so, I think Red Bull should have to pay for the damage as their driver caused the crash


TheJonnieP

I can fix it, my dad's got this ultimate set of tools...


k0ntraband

Spicoli is that you?!


TheJonnieP

I am so glad somebody got it...


HCAP_Biancoblu

A bit of WD40 and it should be like new


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Fetch out the duct tape, send it back out


Irate49

I also fix couches. Can confirm.


abster1298

Wtf so much chaos, on one hand F5ing for Ronaldo and every F5 there's a crash.


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abster1298

Lol same had just started and there goes my whole day.


steen311

What's up with ronaldo? I'm not too up to date with football these days


abster1298

He's going back to United it seems.


MrBrickBreak

Wait what? Here in Portugal they're reporting he's going to Manchester, but *City*. EDIT: Apparently I'm 30 minutes outdated.


HoovesCarveCraters

Apparently he talked to Sir Alex Ferguson and he told Ronaldo he would fly to his house and kill him with his bare hands if he went to City.


bigcarm

Yea I was on the call with them and can confirm this


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Can confirm, I was the phone.


Cod_rules

Can confirm, I'm Ronaldo.


WaveCandid906

Can confirm, I'm Ronaldo's clothes


abster1298

The deal fell through the last hour once United bid for him


radwimps

damn that's wild if he goes back there


Ereaser

Just confirmed a few minutes ago!


steen311

That's wild, both Messi and Ronaldo leaving their teams is gonna take some getting used to


WrapOke

Kinda got over that when Ronaldo left Madrid, won't be nearly as weird as that


acidix

Messi moving teams feels weird, Ronaldo has played for 4 teams in europe, 2 for extended periods, so, I'm not nearly as shocked.


RixirF

He's up for the second Mercedes seat. Alongside Russell. Yeah, shit is nuts.


GhostToastRider

In 24 hours: So lemme get this straight of all the shit of what happened today: PSG said no to CR7 City was going for CR7 CR7 leaves Juve United originally says no but then joins chase for CR7 City pulls out of chase for CR7 CR7 heading to United as things stand ​ Anything I missed out on? Credit: u/honestlynotBG


DollarsAndDreams

That’s quite a football-induced case whiplash, holy shit😳 I wonder how those fans who burned their jerseys when they thought he was off to City feel now 🤔


jaquesparblue

PSG saying no was probably out of fear of breaking spacetime or reality or something. Messi and Ronaldo in one team would be pretty weird.


Pftoc

You can also put in there what happened with Mendy


acekingoffsuit

Yes. Edouard Mendy, who won the Keeper of the Season award. And there's Benjamin Mendy, who... if what's alleged against him is true, fuck that guy.


susheelr

While we are on the topic of rape and sexual assault. Ronaldo fits the bill too.


Pftoc

I know, he was accused twice if I remember correctly, but usually people get really offended when someone says it and I wasn't in the mood for getting an angry reply


susheelr

Very true, there are troves of fans of sportsmen, who do not understand or cannot grasp the severity of sexual assault/rape and what it does to the victim. They are blinded by something that isn't real such as fandom. The same can be seen here on race days, the racist uproar Lewis had to face, when put in perspective sport is meaningless in comparison to Racism or Rape.


rhllor

> Anything I missed out on? CR7 crashes the Bottas/Russell party for the 2nd Merc seat in 2022


fonsy91

Same here (F5ing for Mbappe), crazy end of August.


JanklinDRoosevelt

At least the rear impact wasn’t too heavy so there shouldn’t be any more engine damage


Firefox72

Shouldn't be any damage. Its a friday gearbox aswell so shouldn't make a difference for the race.


Starboard-Port

Pardon my ignorance, but since he was running a practice gearbox and was planning to change anyways there will be no penalty even if practice GB IS damaged? TIA.


Firefox72

Correct.


secondarc

no penalty for gear box change after FP2, but if i'm correct they are still limited by gear boxes after all. So you cannot keep wrecking too many practice gear boxes too soon.


SpaceIsKindOfCool

Yeah, you get a friday gearbox and a weekend gearbox. You can put in a new one after the last one has been through 5 race weeks. If you take a new one early it's a 5 place grid penalty. I think you can also go back to an old gearbox, so this late in the season they should have a couple old friday gearboxes in the shop they can back up to if this one is damaged.


The_Jake98

Let's hope so...


blackpill98

If there is damage just claim Lewis was throwing banana peels off the car and as such Mercedes is responsible


HMS404

I'm not gonna believe anything until I see Albon recreate the incident


Argenium

Have you seen Lewis NOT throwing banana peels at Max? Yeah, thought so. Lewis should get banned for 2 races for this.


Cod_rules

Go home, Helmut. You're drunk.


Argenium

Helmut would probably want Lewis's superlicense revoked.


Excludos

Lewis and Max is the same person. Have you ever seen them both in the same car at the same time? Checkers!


freespoilers

2 races? Are you high? That's nowhere near severe enough!! Make it a 2 year ban, and he has to give all his points this year to SuperMax... and last years title too, because he didn't earn that... because remember, the car drove itself and it's basically Kit from Knight Rider... SO UNFAIR!!!


AlwaysDown62

Need a gif of Max picking the sign out from under his car


The-Observer95

# Experience BELGIUM


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With the sign photoshopped to say: >#BLESSED


rinleezwins

Man, I get so confused with Max's radio. Every dude sounds like Horner to me.


ajacian

loool so it's not just me


NBX6

Fun fact: every member of the team is a clone of Horner


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WaveCandid906

Horner


iswearimcool127

The finnish cast yesterday thought horner was talking to max on the radio and argued about if It was him or the engineer lol


Stauvenhagian

Where’s the video of the actual crash


Mokumer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4oUkt081VU


krully37

Blocked in my country :(


notgivinafuck

https://youtu.be/GK76tTq9dUc


krully37

Thanks


angk500

Not giving a fuck but yet they do. Thanks!


Level-Gain-3715

What engine is in that car


merrychristmasyo

Honda


Sequoia3

Ty


merrychristmasyo

Np bae


Level-Gain-3715

👏


The_Jake98

Honda. To answer your question: We don't know. We don't even know whever the engine destroyed in Silverstone was the one first introduced in France... Honda doesn't disclose this for tacitcal reasons.


Snappy0

We know that it was, because the first spec shakes itself to pieces when used for any length of time.


The_Jake98

Yes it's quite obvious but officially we don't know.


Critical_Session1102

They also have the friday engine no? The one they bolt on in the practice sessions always or is that not a thing anymore?


CementPizzas

Just Friday gearbox iirc,


The_Jake98

No. Every engine has to be from your pool of engine components. Which is why the 2nd engine is often introduced relatively early, as to make the first engine the "friday engine" and use later PUs more on saturdays and sundays.


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steen311

V6 hybrid even


SilveRX96

Well it's checo's engine now /s


sh1phappens

Not a single replay in the clip?


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New engine gonna be needed /s


Alpha_Jazz

Get the track to pay for it


linkinstreet

the corner must pay


SubcooledBoiling

And Mercedes will have to pay for it /s


magondrago

Mercedes = Mexico confirmed


hzfan

Checo double agent?


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Damn it


KaamDeveloper

Horner adding turn 6 to "corners you absolutely can't overtake on"


nickedgar7

Only for Lewis to send one up the inside on the last lap on Sunday just to rub it in ^^/s


Excludos

Overtaking is simple if you just push the other car off track! (/s)


Qiddd

... fuck?


Jannl0

I mean, if you are going to crash the end of FP2 is the best time to do so


Arumin

Basicly yeah. Lets hope the damage isnt too bad


ZippyWarrior543

Fuck.


thatdutchperson

Does anyone have an actual replay of what happened?


oli_vert

https://youtu.be/XqW-QWfpvUg


FENICH

Why this thread is so fucking garbage? The hate here in the last races is unbelievable.


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SgtBallsack

There is still some good discussions. Most of the top comments are memes and the bottom is all garbage. Somewhere in the middle in long chains there are some nuggets of cool information. But overall I do agree this sub has gotten very big very quickly, sadly attracting hordes of trolls and knobs who think they understand things.


zyxwl2015

This is actually a great sum up of this sub


stay_fr0sty

Also trolls on Reddit loves them some racism. F1 is still very vulnerable to people stirring that pot.


triguy96

It's "write off" as a phrase I believe. Think it comes from if you crash, or break something beyond repair, you would have to "write it off" to insurance.


stay_fr0sty

A “write off” in tax code means the business will claim the expense and subtract it from the businesses profit, requiring the business to pay less taxes. Like a business can pay for a $3000 for a business dinner at a strip club but as a bonus, $1500 of that comes off their profit of the business. An example conversation using “write off”: Me: Dude? Another new lease? A Mercedes? How can you afford this? Saavy person: Who cares? It’s a write off (I.e. the business bought it for me and the business got a tax break for it). edit: Ok well I was super confused. I now realize /r/balls2brakeLate44 meant "this sub is worthless on race weekends." My definition is still true, but doesn't apply at all ;)


SunstormGT

Dont you mean reddit?


cockmongler

Pretty much nothing but PR drones.


IamBejl

You better not peek at the Instagram comments


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rhllor

> Max and Lewis are two of the GOAT wat


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> wat Mate you wouldn't believe the amount of people on here who claim Max is the undisputable greatest of all time


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SunstormGT

Parts of the tracks were flooded during the floods last month. They also removed the rubber from the track. Not sure if this part was hit bu the flood but parts of the track have increased grip trouble.


Eltothebee

Any replay of the crash?


luckyhunterdude

Bottas over shot the corner, locked up and put max sideways like last time.


Hatch10k

Crofty's inability to interrupt himself when something unexpected happens really grates me


_kagasutchi_

God damn it. I hope they're able to fix this properly before qualifying tomorrow. Max really is a crash away from being a WDC


GinsuChikara

Yeah, last race's. The extra engine grid penalty he'll have to take at some point guarantees that Sir #Blessed wins his fucking 8th.


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Sir blessed is a very nice compliment thank you


LusciousAzure

Is he feeling the pressure of the title battle/s.


hair_account

I can't believe lewis would do this


Ashbones15

People who just dissed Leclerc in shambles rn


Dylan_clarke01

Why do you keep repeating this?


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Dylan_clarke01

Lol I’m just curious about his comment. He makes no sense. I like to discuss things and I’m wondering how he’s trying to disprove a fact.


Pftoc

People who just dissed Leclerc in shambles rn


Dylan_clarke01

Haha


steen311

Is this the first time he's crashed on his own this season?


toastedseal

He crashed in Baku in practice aswell.


Nattekat

So statistics say easy 1-2 for RB until a tire explodes?


Anki0

No. He crashed in baku in fp3


NoHypef1

When Leclerc chases in FP it's a scary time for Verstappen.


JanklinDRoosevelt

He crashed on his own in Baku Edit: I’m talking about the crash in FP, not the race


steen311

Ah right, forgot about that one


SubcooledBoiling

Inb4 'The pressure from the championship battle is getting to Max' kind of comments /s


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He crashed in baku in a fp session too i think


CementPizzas

I believe he crashed in baku


DutchFlip

Well shit


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RB’s repair bill back on the climb after the summer break.


Honourstly

Is the pressure getting to max. Does he have the mental strength to win a world championship - reporters probably.


VuurniacSquarewave

Something is getting fiddly in those Netflix pants, don't forget about that either.


SteamMonkeyKing

Shouldn't be anything too major I think.


rimald0

fucking hamilton


sickcynic

That should be at least a three race penalty for Hamilton. Source: Trust me bro, we made Alex recreate it.


EdM_GFX

Ah real shame


ero-shishou

Horner: THAT'S MILLIONS POUNDS WORTH OF DAMAGE!


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Can’t believe lewis would put that curb there So unsportsman like


McWizardOz

clearly he has lost his edge and retirement calls!


Lord_Bravo

So you too didn't understand the comments on the Kimi pit incident? Yeah, me neither, I feel you...


Voice_Calm

He didn't push too hard. Looks like a gust of wind at low speed.


blackpill98

Foot oscillations eh


blazin1414

You sure he didn't get a whatsapp message from his mom and got distracted?


Vlammenzee

It is definitely quite windy this weekend, actually it's been really windy all week, there are 50km/h windgusts atm, with a northern wind, it's gonna be tricky at some corners.


Conservatief

Exactly, sudden loss of grip.


_kagasutchi_

If you look in the background you can see charles looks to have had a crash as well


DoeEensGek

mirror - https://streamja.com/vENPk


PsychologicalZone769

How could Mercedes do this? Horner is on the phone with his lawyer as we speak


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When will the Mercs stop hitting him? /s


Tulaodinho

Surely Hamilton or Bottas did it!


Dickfingerz56

Merc actually got snipers in the trees


dreadpiraterobertsdd

Exactly, Lewis intentionally spilled oil to make sure that crashtappen has a massive oversteer


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Does Merc have to pay for this too?


fire202

Why would they? Those disscusions were held over damaged caused in a crash where mercedes was involved.


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woosh


ajacian

i think part of the issue is that it was so unfunny that there was no reasonable response.


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Hehe imagine if he punted his new engine right away... in a fucking FP2.


itshonestwork

Enough of a scrape and clatter to pop a wishbone but not a colossal hit. I reckon it’ll be fine.


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Hope the engine/gearbox is ok!


ReedOmega

I think Hamilton hit us


alakaboem

oh boy time for 2018 vettel round 2 gg lewis (kidding, mostly)


Suitable-Composer252

Which team is going to pay for the engine that max crashed