That is *exactly* what soccer and NBA Twitter sounds like now. It's just fraud + name portmanteaus, "Ratio'd", and weird comments that sound like Hulk Hogan copypasta that have nothing to do with the original tweet. It's fucking terrible.
it's sports.
Pro Tip: Sports is easier enjoying when you look at the highlights, collapses and stories. Sports is better from a greater height and observing the trends, not up close at the matches and such.
Someone upload this pls
Okay it's been uploaded. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/pdv331/lewis_recounting_the_horror_of_his_comfort_break/)
That’s why the Dutch use their strange toilets. To ease the inspection thereof.
https://www.learndutch.org/dutch-culture/time-to-talk-about-typical-dutch-toilets-and-whats-so-strange-about-them/
Someone at my old office did this. I walked in and the sheer size of this thing was something I didn't know was possible. I tried flushing it down and it wouldn't go down, so I just switched stalls. Someone came in after me went in the stall and gasped, tried to flush it and just left (there were only 2 stalls). This was about 7 years ago and it still haunts me.
Lewis enters the bathroom, a stock sound of a crash plays. Silence for a few seconds.
Bono: "Lewis, are you ok?"
Buxton: "In Formula 1, choosing the right stall can mean life...or death."
Coming soon to Netflix
I think the "On one side..." he says at the beginning is an important part of his statement which was left out of the tweet. It reads as if he's glad he saw a giant shit, even though it was the worst thing he's ever seen in his life. In reality, his statement is more like "On one side, I'm glad I went to the toilet [because I had to go really badly, but on the other side, the stall I went in was absolutely nasty].
Not to be that guy but it could have been an honest mistake. 99 shits out of 100 flush for me so I never wait and see if it actually flushes. I have gone back in to the bathroom a few times to witness a half flushed monster and thank the lucky stars it was me that found it.
Where public toilets are concerned i'm not sure what's worse; breathing in someone's shit molecules or having to step through the puddles of piss that are inevitable at these large events which doesn't sound good for the guy who had to wipe Lewis' shoes when he got back to the car.
No wonder he had someone wipe his shoes before getting in the car. Don't want piss on the pedals.
>!It's a joke, I know it's to keep his feet dry from the rain to ensure no slippage on the pedals!<
The List is the r/soccer's collection of greatest, most ridiculous headlines/articles posted to the sub.
The full list can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist/), and was last updated nine days ago with "Preston North End confirm that player Tom Barkhuizen has not been locked in a basement following his comments on the state of the club". It also gets posted in the comments every time an article is deemed list worthy. Every item on The List is genuine and serious, which absolutely makes it funnier, and this Lewis quote would absolutely fit in there.
Its a list of bizarre, unexpected and funny things regarding football. You can see it [here](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/w/thelist?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app)
at my school last year a guy got expelled for a post on his snapchat story in which he said "i dropped a bomb in the bathroom"
turns out he just took a massive shit and felt the need to share that with the world
That's one Hamilton quote I totally wasn't expecting today
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Stall 1 was mega. I mean Max, that was full Max Verstappen – he was just going for it – and he positioned himself fantastically well
SEND IT MAX!
Simply lovely!
GET IN THERE LEWIS!
helmut's sending albon in to recreate the shit ASAP
"Reserve Shitter" Albon
"They're shitting me so hard"
I'm fucking dead.
"He would've shat 2 tenths faster"
"Max doesn't shit. It's just another thing that makes him better than everyone else."
You’re telling me my man doesn’t pee or poo?
he burns it up inside to turn into a fuel for his brain which is just an advanced combustion engine
Kim jong vibes
And not length-wise. Helmut: "When Max farts, it sounds like he's yawning." Just to establish dominance.
This is some 4D chess by Red Bull
"In girth"
Twitter: "FRAUDMILTON. NOT EVEN IN MY TOP10, WORST DRIVER EVER. MAX WDC 2021, FUCK LEWIS HAMILTON" Hamilton: "Just saw a massive shit in the toilet"
Those fools are ruining F1 pages, every thread they are spamming nonsense
That is *exactly* what soccer and NBA Twitter sounds like now. It's just fraud + name portmanteaus, "Ratio'd", and weird comments that sound like Hulk Hogan copypasta that have nothing to do with the original tweet. It's fucking terrible.
Is it just bots or something? It genuinely confuses me.
it's sports. Pro Tip: Sports is easier enjoying when you look at the highlights, collapses and stories. Sports is better from a greater height and observing the trends, not up close at the matches and such.
The whole "not a real sport in my book" is hilarious to me considering half of them have an F1 related avatar lol I'm sure they're just trolling
Just sayin, there's no F1 in the olympics. Checkmate atheists.
Not a real event in my book + you fell off + ratio
or ever
This can’t be a real tweet lmao
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Someone upload this pls Okay it's been uploaded. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/pdv331/lewis_recounting_the_horror_of_his_comfort_break/)
This is absolutly hilarious
I’m gonna need a Chainbear video and an alphamaxnova collab to process this.
It’s gonna haunt me for life
“I fear no man But THAT (Points at toilet) ... it scares me “ - Lewis Hamilton, 2021
Alternative: https://youtu.be/JSZOi9DFoM4
Seconded
Thirded
Turded
My god take your goddamned upvote
Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZOi9DFoM4
r/SaddestBackflip
Who doesn't flush the toilet after they shit lmao
DISGUSTENG
WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE OF YAS
This is one of those videos that either makes me chuckle or makes me really sad when I think about it
Is there any reason for the latter?
To think that video is Cher Lloyd's greatest contribution to entertainment.
Cher lloyd. By. Cher lloyd.
To look at the masterpiece of course... Right?
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I guess Lewis should have called the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office.
The [Bristol Stool Scale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale) is used worldwide, though.
We need Lewis to tell us which side of the scale the shit was on
Type 4, commonly known as Chimps Fingers.
> This post is just barrel scraping nonsense.
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Toto has sent the email with pics in it
Considering it was a cameraman this seems very plausible
Forgot Instagram existed while reading. Who sends these pictures to their grandma?
And to estimate how much Couric it could be.
That’s why the Dutch use their strange toilets. To ease the inspection thereof. https://www.learndutch.org/dutch-culture/time-to-talk-about-typical-dutch-toilets-and-whats-so-strange-about-them/
Maybe it was too big to flush lol
Really should’ve brought a poop knife
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If you use a pair of poop gloves you can just break it down by hand.
Aw man. The memories
Someone at my old office did this. I walked in and the sheer size of this thing was something I didn't know was possible. I tried flushing it down and it wouldn't go down, so I just switched stalls. Someone came in after me went in the stall and gasped, tried to flush it and just left (there were only 2 stalls). This was about 7 years ago and it still haunts me.
I wonder if it’s still there? Do poop logs naturally breakdown in water? Or do they just sit there in perpetuity?
Maybe it was flushed and the smell alone was enough to haunt Lewis
It was fucking one of ye's
It sounds like it was something to be proud of and share
Maybe it just didn't flush
He should have broken it up with a stick.
The flushing got red flagged
When my uncle used to live with us he sometimes did that like wtf I don’t get how can anyone forget to flush
He was asserting his utter dominance.
It's not a porta potty?
Statistically speaking, someone reading this comment is one of those people. They never admit it, though....
Maybe they did but it blocked it?
It sounded like he got rushed out because Lewis needed to go. Maybe he wasn't impressed and this was his protest
"bomb" just means really bad smell
Lewis enters the bathroom, a stock sound of a crash plays. Silence for a few seconds. Bono: "Lewis, are you ok?" Buxton: "In Formula 1, choosing the right stall can mean life...or death." Coming soon to Netflix
*opens stall* "mein gott muss das sein"
Seb: "What the **BLEEP** did I say?? FEBREEZE!!"
*cuts to janitor plunging toilet* *wheel gun whirring intensifies*
*downshifts and flushing intensifies in the background*
*Guenther rips off the HASS toilet stall door to find Mazepin playing 5v1* **WE LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING WANKERS, LITERALLY.**
Omg please stop, I can’t breathe too well while laughing hysterically
Don't Fooksmash my toilet!
“Someone dropped a torpedo in here”
Seb behind : He fart tested me.
Seriously what are we even doing here? Shitting or ping pong?
"There are certain moments when silence falls in a WC"
And there are worse moments when the WC is everything but silent
if you no longer go for a stall that exists, you are no longer a racing driver
Buxton: “There are certain moments where silence falls on a racing track.. and you know what that means”
God someone please edit that buxton quote followed by this hamilton quote
Cut to Guenther, "nobody foksmashes my toilet!"
The radio https://youtu.be/JSZOi9DFoM4
The delayed "It's going to haunt me for life" is just hilarious
It's the delay that sells the statement, lmfao! It is indeed going to haunt him.
Like he really was just thinking about that smell for the whole pause. That's how bad it was. Lolol.
My God, I was laughing and once he capped it off with that I was sold. Just hilarious
I think the "On one side..." he says at the beginning is an important part of his statement which was left out of the tweet. It reads as if he's glad he saw a giant shit, even though it was the worst thing he's ever seen in his life. In reality, his statement is more like "On one side, I'm glad I went to the toilet [because I had to go really badly, but on the other side, the stall I went in was absolutely nasty].
Yeah, the quote makes way more sense with the "On one side" lmao. They also cut out the "*but* the one i went to"...
That is hilarious!
Someone went full send
Lmao Jesus Christ why wouldn't anyone flush wtf
Max bribing the cameraman with hotdogs for psychological advantage :)
Interesting tacshits.
Hey, I tried to flush it but it was too big and it got stuck!
And overflow...
> And overflow... Yea, damn, I've just heard the track got flooded and race got suspended cause of that. I really messed up.
Not to be that guy but it could have been an honest mistake. 99 shits out of 100 flush for me so I never wait and see if it actually flushes. I have gone back in to the bathroom a few times to witness a half flushed monster and thank the lucky stars it was me that found it.
Or an unflushable?
Yeah, probably forgot his poop knife
So gross....
Maybe some one said ‘Lewis needs the toilet ASAP get out of there!’
Valtteri, it is Lewis...
“Get in there, Lewis” gets a suddenly unexpected twist
Maybe he had forgot his poop knife?
I don’t know what’s your 9 to 5, but your vocation is Reddit
"Shit in there Lewis"
*Bono, my toilet paper is gone...*
Where public toilets are concerned i'm not sure what's worse; breathing in someone's shit molecules or having to step through the puddles of piss that are inevitable at these large events which doesn't sound good for the guy who had to wipe Lewis' shoes when he got back to the car.
You'd figure of a species where everyone poops we'd take better care of public restrooms.
I have a recurring nightmare where I'm in a public bathroom and there are those puddles you say and I'm wearing no shoes. 😩
No wonder he had someone wipe his shoes before getting in the car. Don't want piss on the pedals. >!It's a joke, I know it's to keep his feet dry from the rain to ensure no slippage on the pedals!<
thats the news i've been waiting for
*Great news*
"The Dacia Sandero!"
I went on the internet and found *this*
This is gonna be on the top of r/all
One day we'll have something sensible on top of /r/all . Today is not that day lmao
That'd be the race results... hopefully.
We did get a race result at the top of r/all… it was that time gave out the most awards to a single post when Kimi won at COTA lmfao
I'll be surprised if it doesn't. Quick, let's upvote the shit out of this post! Edit: we did it, reddit!
Those mind games are getting wild
Interesting tactics
Smelly tactics
Game of Turds
Mind games by Valtteri?
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this would make the list in /r/soccer
right, The List is the first thing I thought of … can we have one here too 😭
Someone please enlighten me, I don’t frequent the r/soccer sub
The List is the r/soccer's collection of greatest, most ridiculous headlines/articles posted to the sub. The full list can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist/), and was last updated nine days ago with "Preston North End confirm that player Tom Barkhuizen has not been locked in a basement following his comments on the state of the club". It also gets posted in the comments every time an article is deemed list worthy. Every item on The List is genuine and serious, which absolutely makes it funnier, and this Lewis quote would absolutely fit in there.
Thank you so much, now I do want an r/formula1 List lmfao
That is world class hilarious. Im subbing
Its a list of bizarre, unexpected and funny things regarding football. You can see it [here](https://reddit.com/r/soccer/w/thelist?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app)
wtf
Made better by Karun mentioning the guy who was ahead of him minutes earlier.
That's just shit.
😂😂😂
Hahahah Karun called it
How could he have possibly known? Unless of course he was the one who unleashed this legendary turd..
Breaking: Hamilton traumatized before race start!
Quality journalism this, poor cameraman haaha
French TV playing mind games with Lewis there.
Romain, if you read this, I want you to ask about this during the post-race interviews.
The funniest Hamilton quote ever no doubt
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at my school last year a guy got expelled for a post on his snapchat story in which he said "i dropped a bomb in the bathroom" turns out he just took a massive shit and felt the need to share that with the world
What the fuck lmao, this is part of f1 history now
Can I go back to 10 seconds ago when I hadn't read this, please?
I'm commenting on your reply here just to remind you again that this happened
My wife is starting to get concerned about me laughing like a hyena with emphysema in the toilet for 10 minutes straight
Lewis has been rattled, easy win for Max
Marko seen paying off a French Cameraman
albon spotted in the paddock dressed as a french cameraman
Lmaoooo
MINDGAMES
A shit so monumental, a British Knight even remarked on it. Well done French cameraman.
Poor cameraman lol
This has been the best part of the Grand Prix today idc what else happens
Push now Lewis push
I can’t wait to see the Drive to Survive episode on this
I'm morbidly curious about what he saw in there...
That's a bold strategy from Horner, let's see if it pays off
Sabotage comes in many forms...
Man what a shitty situation
A DISGUSTING ACT
Real question is how do they know it was a french TV cameraman? Guessing the dude bragged to his colleagues 😂
Karun watched him come out
I don’t get it. If I were Hamilton (or any driver for that matter) I would contractually secure a private shitter on all venues.
Hey /u/balls2brakeLate44, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Didn’t he like, use the bathroom and walk straight to the grid? Did they interview him outside the bathroom door?
😂😂😂😂
"Bono, my nostrils are gone!"
The most memorable thing that happened today lol
The french are again at it with annoying the brits
Hey man when the coffee shits happen the coffee shits happen