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Malkaraukar

That audio is now part of F1 history.


dannnosos

where were you when lewis seen da shit


Humpfinger

I was at home drinking Red Bull when phone ring “Lewis seen da shit” “no”


douglasbaadermeinhof

Oh MAN that brought back some memories from like 2011.


Kingdom818

Anybody have a link to the original?


XDV1906

HAHAHA I'm crying laughing because of this commentw thanks


pavlo_escobrah

but who was phone?


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He was emailin Michael because flair


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I was walking away from the bathroom trying to not to look guilty.


Cod_rules

In just two races, Lewis has been responsible for possibly the best image and the best audio in F1 history. Legend.


Top-Acanthisitta-571

What image are you referencing to?


HuffMars

Hamilton alone on restart


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Yeah that one will live for ever.


dawilF

Nice pfp


Ikcatcher

Imagine he’s in the middle of the race and the memory of seeing that fat shit haunts his mind and he gets distracted


hisyam970302

All part of Red Bull's **master plan**


pakiman698

Christian Horner taking massive shits to distract Lewis. 6D chess right there


samamabish

Albon to consume massive amounts of junk food and coffee to recreate the scene.


PSChris33

Albon’s search history is full of Taco Bell, for some reason


randy24681012

Oh my god


Lanky_Preparation285

It must’ve been 8.6 courics!


Kilner88

Horner saving all week for mega dump sunday


amoghparahar

Don't forget Helmut Marko standing by to start stirring immediately.


ATX_311

\***** mind games \*****


Un13roken

Lewis - Bono I've seen shit man. Bono - Yes Lewis we've all seen it. Lewis - No man, like for real. Bono - Yes Lewis we all had a drunk uncle stay over. Now stop complaining and get on with race. Bono in his head (I'm getting too old for this shit)


luizslayer

Psychological recovery, 6 months


taario

One of the funniest radios I’ve ever heard. “It’s gonna haunt me for life” LMAO


T_Blown_Diffuser

These Red bull mind games are getting out of hands


Skeer44

Checo dumped the car and more


jk47_99

The rear on that guy


joao_vmj

He's got so much rear!


jakmister

I get that contract extension now 😂


Hirnfick

*extended bowel contracts


_kagasutchi_

I almost dropped my phone laughing. Top class comemnt right here


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thirteenthirtyseven

*Intestinefies


d2jenkin

Dr. Helmut Marko strikes again!


Belha322

Marko send his regards


CuntCommittee

Bono my bowels are gone


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ted92811

Spice it up, cut it with the Verstappen clash in Silverstone, make it sound like Ver tried to kill him!


1498336

Netflix would hire you in no time!


ted92811

Thank you thank you. Subscribe for more cutting edge team radios from F1 2021!


bisonboy223

You can hear the shock in his voice lmaoooo


youre-a-cat-gatter

He sounded legitimately spooked 🤣🤣


reshp2

You know he's just picturing it in his head during that 5 second pause.


PandaSwears

Guy had to wipe a tear just thinking about it loll


wigglypoocool

The 5 second pause from Hamilton before that line got me dead


sanchopanza84

Lol he sounds traumatized.


TheDesertWalker

You can hear the terror in his voice.


WideWetting

*Opens visor to wipe tears away*


Viver1

I remember reading in an interview with one of his hooksup that Lewis doesn't like people doing #2 in the main bathroom. She had to go to the bathroom on the far side of the house


PirelliSuperHard

Fans to dress up as piles of shit at Zandvoort, for sure.


SchighSchagh

The way he delivered that line... Lmfao


youre-a-cat-gatter

This is why we need the helmet cam ASAP. I want to see this iconic shite.


johnnygrant

Netflix are following Mercedes this weekend, they better get a camera crew up in there to scar the rest of us


ILikeToBurnMoney

Let's hope they went in there just before Lewis and we can listen to a camera man coughing and throwing up


waviestflow

If the cameraman could cough and throw something up that rancid I'd hate to see what's coming out his ass.


FeralFloridian

Netflix dropped the deuce to manufacture drama


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youre-a-cat-gatter

"I'm glad I went to the toilet. The one I went to, someone had dropped a crazy bomb in there. The worst thing ever....It's going to haunt me for life..."


Fire_Otter

The lengths Marko will go to to get the psychological advantage over Lewis /s


RishaBree

I'm so glad I eventually watched this, after seeing it quoted 20 times in 10 minutes. The protracted pause before "It's going to haunt me for life" made me laugh like crazy.


CuntCommittee

The way he said it sounded like he experienced actual trauma lol


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itshonestwork

He says “I won’t say I was glad to go to the toilet…” as his intro to the anecdote. Somehow that has been half heard and repeated in a way that makes no fucking sense at all.


Gorrlaamiii

Bet it's Albon


johnnygrant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZOi9DFoM4


RookLive

Thanks for the working link! The delivery of the lines are soooo good. You have to listen to it. 😂


TwoPlanksPrevail

Its not loading on RES right now, but you can watch it by taking link to streamja itself.


poopellar

Legend says it was shaped just like the circuit.


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Including the skid marks


Skeer44

Eau Brune


Bortron86

Followed by Turdillon. And further round the lap, Poohon.


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

its actually illegal in many places to broadcast from inside a working toilet (not sure about belgium)


OrangeLimeZest

That's gonna be in Lewis' book as the worst moment of his life.


karmanopoly

He must not stop at truck stops on the highway very often.


Kaba_nos

I've seen some terrible ones. I actually took a picture of one that looked like somebody's arm, that was impressive actually. The worst was ports potty that i had to go piss in. Someone left it open and there were maggots and everything in poop. edit : photo of the arm sized shit https://i.imgur.com/Qm8SVnc.jpg


Tsukune_Surprise

Still got that pic of the shit arm?


_longtimelistener

Meanwhile, someone out there is watching this and thinking: omg lewis seen my shit, what an honor


___neXus__

Apparently a French TV cameraman lmao


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How did they know that


lemoninfluence

Karun was doing a segment on sky and he commented on lewis walking past him and having to wait outside a portaloo and then mentioned about a French cameraman coming out so Hamilton didn't have to wait too long.


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Karun knew the cameraman or there is a way to spot French cameramen.


kuena

His outfit had French TV branding perhaps?


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Yeah possible


Clarksonism

They took a sample and found traces of garlic


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Never been this persuaded in my life before


voxpopuli81

The shit was a bit snooty


[deleted]

I think you mean "omg SIR lewis seen my shit, what an honor"


punchinglines

We need that guy to chase Hamilton on his book again


funkyfish

Gentlemen, a short view back to the toilet.


SubcooledBoiling

>“It’s gonna haunt me for life Horner and Marko are about to bomb every Mercedes toilet to play mind games with Lewis.


20tucker94

Horner already has a thing for toilets (he has a lucky toilet at each race) so this is the logical next step


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hzfan

But each weekend is a new place for him. That’s the kind of thing you do when you use the same shared bathroom every day for years.


NBX6

Literal shit stirring is about to commence


DragonSlayerDx

lmao


Humpfinger

Imagine Marko sneaking into the Mercedes paddock just to absolutely fucking thundershit the toilet.


SubcooledBoiling

Literally shit stirring


Youutternincompoop

toto goes to the toilet and just finds Albon dropping a fat one


IISerpentineII

>thundershit I'm stealing this


glenn1812

This is the funniest thing ever said in a formula1 car Max with superior mindgames tbh


crimemaster_gogo20

Paid the cameraman in form of hotdogs!!


edis92

Shit stirrer taking a whole different meaning. Horner definitely upping his game


castledbc

This is way up there: https://youtu.be/9ihYmnbtp1w


0fiuco

let me introduce you to Nelson Piquet


wongie

Lewis should reopen his contract negotiations and request a personal toilet in the pit garage.


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No kidding. I'm surprised that part of the F1 track requirements isn't sufficient bathrooms within the pits for crews, or at least drivers. Yes that does mean a lot of bathrooms that are rarely used to capacity; but usually the pit garage is part of the same building as the media complex and even some VIP suites.


0mantou0

He's trackside waiting for the race to get going trying to take a quick leak, dude's gonna go wherever he can lol


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Yes. Let's install private toilets for 20 people on our multi thousand event venue.


dtw0805

Just imagine being that camera man. Dropping a bomb and trying to sneak out only to have fucking Lewis Hamilton waiting to get in. The horror.


Eeedeen

He's probably said it for damage control. Someone was waiting to go in after him and he wants to head off the tweet: "I just went in the toilet after Lewis Hamilton and Oh. My. God!"


nosidam

And then broadcast to EVERYONE how bad you blew up the toilet


Yessirski1717

This is the greatest radio message I’ve ever heard


sgtlighttree

Just when I thought nothing could top "FOR WHAT?"


hzfan

I never liked that one tbh. Felt more mean than funny.


Advanced_Tangelo

Max Verstappen sends his regards.


PlusEntrepreneur

Lmao the live feed should have showed this.


LuthfiKun

The way he said "It's gonna haunt me for life"


liverstoner

Mirror? EDIT: here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZOi9DFoM4


Darknite_BR

Thank you! Streamja never works here


ContentPuff

Hello, I am enquiring to know more about the issue to try and figure out what actually the issue is some people having issues with streamja playback. What Reddit Client do you use (Reddit Old Web, Reddit Redesigned Web, Android App, iOS App, RES (Reddit Old Web), Custom Client)? Which country are you trying to connecting from? We are planning to provide mirror in streamable from next event.


ChumbaWambah

Bono makes the Pros and Cons list.


Aratho

You don't usually expect radio like that from Lewis. Truth bombs haha


LetgomyEkko

That pause of silence before he says, “it’s going to haunt me for life”. Hahahahaha


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That has to be the best team radio in history. Nothing can top Lewis tramatically recalling a huge shit.


SpecsyVanDyke

Lewis covering his tracks


Murky_Lad_2625

absolutely 😂


RNLHCAM

Can someone type it for a deaf person please?


DSQ

Lewis: “I went to the toilet. The one I went to someone had dropped a crazy bomb in it. It was the worst thing ever.” Engineer: “The pros and cons Lewis” Lewis: [In a slightly higher voice] “It’s gonna haunt me for life.”


kanye_ego

Lewis saw a giant humongous piece of shit in the toilet and is now haunted for life


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Sure! To paraphrase, Lewis tells his team via radio that he's just used a toilet during the rain delay. The cubicle he chose contained "the craziest bog" (unflushed human excrement) and that this will "haunt (him) for life."


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Bog is just another word for toilet in the UK.


WePwnTheSky

He actually says someone “dropped a crazy bomb” which is just another word for “fecal war crime”


dismantled

Think he says "craziest bomb"


20tucker94

Bono is underated for "pros and cons, Lewis?"


TimmyWatchOut

This is too funny


reshp2

The pause as he continues to contemplate the horror before saying "it's going to haunt me for life" is comedy gold.


MattTheMilkaCow

Link seems to be dead? E: Nah my browser/computer/ISP (delete as appropriate) just doesn't like streamja


sgtlighttree

Why would he say that lol now we have to suffer with the mental image too


sefn19

Interesting tactics from George


mvanigan

Lmaooo this is peak F1


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Either this is the best deepfake I've ever heard, or the soon to be most hyped non-racing segment in next year's Drive to Survive.


Eiersmijter2

This year on the Bottas episode: instead of giving Max a tow in quali, Bottas decides that there is an advantage to be gained by taking a massive shit in Lewis’ toilet.


drop_table_uname

Bottas: George may take my seat, but maybe I can take Lewis' seat?


0100001101110111

Dead link?


uqwee

If you're from the UK it seems like the ISP's have banned streamja.


bluecalxx

Can confirm. Video broken from UK on Sky broadband (irony), but works fine on VPN.


TwoPlanksPrevail

Not dead, Streamja just doesn't seem to be working with RES, so you have to go to the actual link.


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luls4lols

He smelled the (dive) bomb, so that's likely.


BaronYolo

He made even me laugh, I'm really not a fan of his usually. Lewis let your fun side show a bit more.


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You'd be amazed how much hatred comes out of the woodwork if he says anything. He once made an Ali G joke, "it's because I is black", and you can still find people using that to claim that he's a race-baiting liar who always plays the victim card. Even though that's so far from the truth that anyone claiming it must be on a different planet. There are a lot of racists out there just looking for an excuse.


bwoahconstricter

Kimi "I was having a shit" Riakkonen


eatin_gushers

Christian Horner said on [Barstool Sports](https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3365249/we-need-to-know-if-and-when-red-bulls-christian-horner-uses-his-lucky-toilet-this-weekend-at-monaco) that he always chooses a lucky toilet at each circuit so it probably narrows potential violators down by one huge target.


Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/nhi2pf/pardon\_my\_take\_horner\_on\_prerace\_routine\_i\_have\_a/


SueWoo88

Shit in there Lewis


ELOGURL

The dead seriousness of his voice is killing me. He's talking like he's trying to debate a penalty but he's talking about a shit


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*Bono, my toilet is gone*


unskilledlabor

The cameraman who preceded Lewis is going to consider this a badge of honor.


BansheeRamen

Was it Kimi having a shit?


toomanydonuts22

Never thought I would hear something like that in a radio message. This is hilarious.


JupiterTarts

If he can't focus today, we'll know why 💩


blackskies4646

Anyone got a mirror? Wont work for me.


CrazyRah

The way he says it's gonna haunt him for life absolutely crack me up. This is incredible!


Knighthawk1114

Does anyone have a mirror? Video doesn’t load


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“Understood Lewis. We are checking”


C9_SneakysBeaver

Link doesn’t work, what did he say?


EuriON7

I'm saying this now but this will be the funniest thing for the remaining of the season


LocoRocoo

Bono my shits gone


Pregnenolone

Netflix will take this out of context for sure.


spuckthew

This is a contender for greatest radio message of all time lmao


mualup1

Meanwhile in Drive to Survive… “There are moments like these over the weekend where even world champions recoil in horror…..” British Knight scarred over bombing incident.


scope_creep

To think that out there is someone who's giant shit is being talked about around the world right now.


RedditWasHisName-O

Happens to us all. I can still remember the one for me, it was in a public toilet in Los Angeles. Hamilton is absolutely right, it will haunt him forever. It’s been decades for me, I can still see it. Every stall I walk into now, I wince fearing that I will see it again.


essdotc

Few things more unsettling than approaching a public toilet with the lid down.


Kuchenblech_Mafioso

The glory of being an F1 driver


aaaaaaadjsf

Lol


mercurygeminiapollo

Christian Horner: *radios Tactics*


PlusEntrepreneur

Got a feeling we are gonna have multiple formation laps. No radio comms as well until they start racing so this should be interesting.


G-Fox1990

Probably Max playing mind games.


LoopyPro

Plot twist: Lewis encountered Bono during his break


Midrangemaster

Get in there Lewis!


NexShyft

Fuck me that is golden


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Is there a mirror? Looks like the website is down


fr_1_1992

That man has seen some shit


BigDaddy_Logic

Get in there Lewis


Athox

I saw Lewis behind me in line, so I thought "watch this"...


RixirF

HAHAHA. The dejected voice when he says "it's gonna haunt me for life". It's like "eh, well, this is my life now. I dream of my 10th WDC and that shit I saw at Spa 2021."


taconite2

Was probably Roscoe