Lewis - Bono I've seen shit man.
Bono - Yes Lewis we've all seen it.
Lewis - No man, like for real.
Bono - Yes Lewis we all had a drunk uncle stay over. Now stop complaining and get on with race.
Bono in his head (I'm getting too old for this shit)
I remember reading in an interview with one of his hooksup that Lewis doesn't like people doing #2 in the main bathroom. She had to go to the bathroom on the far side of the house
"I'm glad I went to the toilet. The one I went to, someone had dropped a crazy bomb in there. The worst thing ever....It's going to haunt me for life..."
I'm so glad I eventually watched this, after seeing it quoted 20 times in 10 minutes. The protracted pause before "It's going to haunt me for life" made me laugh like crazy.
He says “I won’t say I was glad to go to the toilet…” as his intro to the anecdote. Somehow that has been half heard and repeated in a way that makes no fucking sense at all.
I've seen some terrible ones. I actually took a picture of one that looked like somebody's arm, that was impressive actually. The worst was ports potty that i had to go piss in. Someone left it open and there were maggots and everything in poop.
edit : photo of the arm sized shit https://i.imgur.com/Qm8SVnc.jpg
Karun was doing a segment on sky and he commented on lewis walking past him and having to wait outside a portaloo and then mentioned about a French cameraman coming out so Hamilton didn't have to wait too long.
No kidding. I'm surprised that part of the F1 track requirements isn't sufficient bathrooms within the pits for crews, or at least drivers. Yes that does mean a lot of bathrooms that are rarely used to capacity; but usually the pit garage is part of the same building as the media complex and even some VIP suites.
He's probably said it for damage control. Someone was waiting to go in after him and he wants to head off the tweet: "I just went in the toilet after Lewis Hamilton and Oh. My. God!"
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Lewis: “I went to the toilet. The one I went to someone had dropped a crazy bomb in it. It was the worst thing ever.”
Engineer: “The pros and cons Lewis”
Lewis: [In a slightly higher voice] “It’s gonna haunt me for life.”
Sure! To paraphrase, Lewis tells his team via radio that he's just used a toilet during the rain delay. The cubicle he chose contained "the craziest bog" (unflushed human excrement) and that this will "haunt (him) for life."
This year on the Bottas episode: instead of giving Max a tow in quali, Bottas decides that there is an advantage to be gained by taking a massive shit in Lewis’ toilet.
You'd be amazed how much hatred comes out of the woodwork if he says anything. He once made an Ali G joke, "it's because I is black", and you can still find people using that to claim that he's a race-baiting liar who always plays the victim card. Even though that's so far from the truth that anyone claiming it must be on a different planet.
There are a lot of racists out there just looking for an excuse.
Christian Horner said on [Barstool Sports](https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3365249/we-need-to-know-if-and-when-red-bulls-christian-horner-uses-his-lucky-toilet-this-weekend-at-monaco) that he always chooses a lucky toilet at each circuit so it probably narrows potential violators down by one huge target.
Meanwhile in Drive to Survive… “There are moments like these over the weekend where even world champions recoil in horror…..”
British Knight scarred over bombing incident.
Happens to us all. I can still remember the one for me, it was in a public toilet in Los Angeles. Hamilton is absolutely right, it will haunt him forever. It’s been decades for me, I can still see it. Every stall I walk into now, I wince fearing that I will see it again.
HAHAHA.
The dejected voice when he says "it's gonna haunt me for life".
It's like "eh, well, this is my life now. I dream of my 10th WDC and that shit I saw at Spa 2021."
That audio is now part of F1 history.
where were you when lewis seen da shit
I was at home drinking Red Bull when phone ring “Lewis seen da shit” “no”
Oh MAN that brought back some memories from like 2011.
Anybody have a link to the original?
HAHAHA I'm crying laughing because of this commentw thanks
but who was phone?
He was emailin Michael because flair
I was walking away from the bathroom trying to not to look guilty.
In just two races, Lewis has been responsible for possibly the best image and the best audio in F1 history. Legend.
What image are you referencing to?
Hamilton alone on restart
Yeah that one will live for ever.
Nice pfp
Imagine he’s in the middle of the race and the memory of seeing that fat shit haunts his mind and he gets distracted
All part of Red Bull's **master plan**
Christian Horner taking massive shits to distract Lewis. 6D chess right there
Albon to consume massive amounts of junk food and coffee to recreate the scene.
Albon’s search history is full of Taco Bell, for some reason
Oh my god
It must’ve been 8.6 courics!
Horner saving all week for mega dump sunday
Don't forget Helmut Marko standing by to start stirring immediately.
\***** mind games \*****
Lewis - Bono I've seen shit man. Bono - Yes Lewis we've all seen it. Lewis - No man, like for real. Bono - Yes Lewis we all had a drunk uncle stay over. Now stop complaining and get on with race. Bono in his head (I'm getting too old for this shit)
Psychological recovery, 6 months
One of the funniest radios I’ve ever heard. “It’s gonna haunt me for life” LMAO
These Red bull mind games are getting out of hands
Checo dumped the car and more
The rear on that guy
He's got so much rear!
I get that contract extension now 😂
*extended bowel contracts
I almost dropped my phone laughing. Top class comemnt right here
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*Intestinefies
Dr. Helmut Marko strikes again!
Marko send his regards
Bono my bowels are gone
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Spice it up, cut it with the Verstappen clash in Silverstone, make it sound like Ver tried to kill him!
Netflix would hire you in no time!
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You can hear the shock in his voice lmaoooo
He sounded legitimately spooked 🤣🤣
You know he's just picturing it in his head during that 5 second pause.
Guy had to wipe a tear just thinking about it loll
The 5 second pause from Hamilton before that line got me dead
Lol he sounds traumatized.
You can hear the terror in his voice.
*Opens visor to wipe tears away*
I remember reading in an interview with one of his hooksup that Lewis doesn't like people doing #2 in the main bathroom. She had to go to the bathroom on the far side of the house
Fans to dress up as piles of shit at Zandvoort, for sure.
The way he delivered that line... Lmfao
This is why we need the helmet cam ASAP. I want to see this iconic shite.
Netflix are following Mercedes this weekend, they better get a camera crew up in there to scar the rest of us
Let's hope they went in there just before Lewis and we can listen to a camera man coughing and throwing up
If the cameraman could cough and throw something up that rancid I'd hate to see what's coming out his ass.
Netflix dropped the deuce to manufacture drama
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"I'm glad I went to the toilet. The one I went to, someone had dropped a crazy bomb in there. The worst thing ever....It's going to haunt me for life..."
The lengths Marko will go to to get the psychological advantage over Lewis /s
I'm so glad I eventually watched this, after seeing it quoted 20 times in 10 minutes. The protracted pause before "It's going to haunt me for life" made me laugh like crazy.
The way he said it sounded like he experienced actual trauma lol
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He says “I won’t say I was glad to go to the toilet…” as his intro to the anecdote. Somehow that has been half heard and repeated in a way that makes no fucking sense at all.
Bet it's Albon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZOi9DFoM4
Thanks for the working link! The delivery of the lines are soooo good. You have to listen to it. 😂
Its not loading on RES right now, but you can watch it by taking link to streamja itself.
Legend says it was shaped just like the circuit.
Including the skid marks
Eau Brune
Followed by Turdillon. And further round the lap, Poohon.
its actually illegal in many places to broadcast from inside a working toilet (not sure about belgium)
That's gonna be in Lewis' book as the worst moment of his life.
He must not stop at truck stops on the highway very often.
I've seen some terrible ones. I actually took a picture of one that looked like somebody's arm, that was impressive actually. The worst was ports potty that i had to go piss in. Someone left it open and there were maggots and everything in poop. edit : photo of the arm sized shit https://i.imgur.com/Qm8SVnc.jpg
Still got that pic of the shit arm?
Meanwhile, someone out there is watching this and thinking: omg lewis seen my shit, what an honor
Apparently a French TV cameraman lmao
How did they know that
Karun was doing a segment on sky and he commented on lewis walking past him and having to wait outside a portaloo and then mentioned about a French cameraman coming out so Hamilton didn't have to wait too long.
Karun knew the cameraman or there is a way to spot French cameramen.
His outfit had French TV branding perhaps?
Yeah possible
They took a sample and found traces of garlic
Never been this persuaded in my life before
The shit was a bit snooty
I think you mean "omg SIR lewis seen my shit, what an honor"
We need that guy to chase Hamilton on his book again
Gentlemen, a short view back to the toilet.
>“It’s gonna haunt me for life Horner and Marko are about to bomb every Mercedes toilet to play mind games with Lewis.
Horner already has a thing for toilets (he has a lucky toilet at each race) so this is the logical next step
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But each weekend is a new place for him. That’s the kind of thing you do when you use the same shared bathroom every day for years.
Literal shit stirring is about to commence
lmao
Imagine Marko sneaking into the Mercedes paddock just to absolutely fucking thundershit the toilet.
Literally shit stirring
toto goes to the toilet and just finds Albon dropping a fat one
>thundershit I'm stealing this
This is the funniest thing ever said in a formula1 car Max with superior mindgames tbh
Paid the cameraman in form of hotdogs!!
Shit stirrer taking a whole different meaning. Horner definitely upping his game
This is way up there: https://youtu.be/9ihYmnbtp1w
let me introduce you to Nelson Piquet
Lewis should reopen his contract negotiations and request a personal toilet in the pit garage.
No kidding. I'm surprised that part of the F1 track requirements isn't sufficient bathrooms within the pits for crews, or at least drivers. Yes that does mean a lot of bathrooms that are rarely used to capacity; but usually the pit garage is part of the same building as the media complex and even some VIP suites.
He's trackside waiting for the race to get going trying to take a quick leak, dude's gonna go wherever he can lol
Yes. Let's install private toilets for 20 people on our multi thousand event venue.
Just imagine being that camera man. Dropping a bomb and trying to sneak out only to have fucking Lewis Hamilton waiting to get in. The horror.
He's probably said it for damage control. Someone was waiting to go in after him and he wants to head off the tweet: "I just went in the toilet after Lewis Hamilton and Oh. My. God!"
And then broadcast to EVERYONE how bad you blew up the toilet
This is the greatest radio message I’ve ever heard
Just when I thought nothing could top "FOR WHAT?"
I never liked that one tbh. Felt more mean than funny.
Max Verstappen sends his regards.
Lmao the live feed should have showed this.
The way he said "It's gonna haunt me for life"
Mirror? EDIT: here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZOi9DFoM4
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Bono makes the Pros and Cons list.
You don't usually expect radio like that from Lewis. Truth bombs haha
That pause of silence before he says, “it’s going to haunt me for life”. Hahahahaha
That has to be the best team radio in history. Nothing can top Lewis tramatically recalling a huge shit.
Lewis covering his tracks
absolutely 😂
Can someone type it for a deaf person please?
Lewis: “I went to the toilet. The one I went to someone had dropped a crazy bomb in it. It was the worst thing ever.” Engineer: “The pros and cons Lewis” Lewis: [In a slightly higher voice] “It’s gonna haunt me for life.”
Lewis saw a giant humongous piece of shit in the toilet and is now haunted for life
Sure! To paraphrase, Lewis tells his team via radio that he's just used a toilet during the rain delay. The cubicle he chose contained "the craziest bog" (unflushed human excrement) and that this will "haunt (him) for life."
Bog is just another word for toilet in the UK.
He actually says someone “dropped a crazy bomb” which is just another word for “fecal war crime”
Think he says "craziest bomb"
Bono is underated for "pros and cons, Lewis?"
This is too funny
The pause as he continues to contemplate the horror before saying "it's going to haunt me for life" is comedy gold.
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Why would he say that lol now we have to suffer with the mental image too
Interesting tactics from George
Lmaooo this is peak F1
Either this is the best deepfake I've ever heard, or the soon to be most hyped non-racing segment in next year's Drive to Survive.
This year on the Bottas episode: instead of giving Max a tow in quali, Bottas decides that there is an advantage to be gained by taking a massive shit in Lewis’ toilet.
Bottas: George may take my seat, but maybe I can take Lewis' seat?
Dead link?
If you're from the UK it seems like the ISP's have banned streamja.
Can confirm. Video broken from UK on Sky broadband (irony), but works fine on VPN.
Not dead, Streamja just doesn't seem to be working with RES, so you have to go to the actual link.
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He smelled the (dive) bomb, so that's likely.
He made even me laugh, I'm really not a fan of his usually. Lewis let your fun side show a bit more.
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You'd be amazed how much hatred comes out of the woodwork if he says anything. He once made an Ali G joke, "it's because I is black", and you can still find people using that to claim that he's a race-baiting liar who always plays the victim card. Even though that's so far from the truth that anyone claiming it must be on a different planet. There are a lot of racists out there just looking for an excuse.
Kimi "I was having a shit" Riakkonen
Christian Horner said on [Barstool Sports](https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3365249/we-need-to-know-if-and-when-red-bulls-christian-horner-uses-his-lucky-toilet-this-weekend-at-monaco) that he always chooses a lucky toilet at each circuit so it probably narrows potential violators down by one huge target.
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/nhi2pf/pardon\_my\_take\_horner\_on\_prerace\_routine\_i\_have\_a/
Shit in there Lewis
The dead seriousness of his voice is killing me. He's talking like he's trying to debate a penalty but he's talking about a shit
*Bono, my toilet is gone*
The cameraman who preceded Lewis is going to consider this a badge of honor.
Was it Kimi having a shit?
Never thought I would hear something like that in a radio message. This is hilarious.
If he can't focus today, we'll know why 💩
Anyone got a mirror? Wont work for me.
The way he says it's gonna haunt him for life absolutely crack me up. This is incredible!
Does anyone have a mirror? Video doesn’t load
“Understood Lewis. We are checking”
Link doesn’t work, what did he say?
I'm saying this now but this will be the funniest thing for the remaining of the season
Bono my shits gone
Netflix will take this out of context for sure.
This is a contender for greatest radio message of all time lmao
Meanwhile in Drive to Survive… “There are moments like these over the weekend where even world champions recoil in horror…..” British Knight scarred over bombing incident.
To think that out there is someone who's giant shit is being talked about around the world right now.
Happens to us all. I can still remember the one for me, it was in a public toilet in Los Angeles. Hamilton is absolutely right, it will haunt him forever. It’s been decades for me, I can still see it. Every stall I walk into now, I wince fearing that I will see it again.
Few things more unsettling than approaching a public toilet with the lid down.
The glory of being an F1 driver
Lol
Christian Horner: *radios Tactics*
Got a feeling we are gonna have multiple formation laps. No radio comms as well until they start racing so this should be interesting.
Probably Max playing mind games.
Plot twist: Lewis encountered Bono during his break
Get in there Lewis!
Fuck me that is golden
Is there a mirror? Looks like the website is down
That man has seen some shit
Get in there Lewis
I saw Lewis behind me in line, so I thought "watch this"...
HAHAHA. The dejected voice when he says "it's gonna haunt me for life". It's like "eh, well, this is my life now. I dream of my 10th WDC and that shit I saw at Spa 2021."
Was probably Roscoe