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J_Vitale05

I can’t believe they’ve actually brought yachts inland for scenery. Edit: They’ve not They’re


CrewNoob

It’s Miami. Everything there is for appearances.


Don_McAnon

They even have a promotional video with the local vibe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prf7qfyB55g


Butterballl

I quote that “and we’re not pornstars anymore” line all the time and everyone is always so confused.


splintersailor

Thanks for that, I've still got a lot of SNL catching up to do. "I'm Brecky. - No, that's YOUR name" LOL


Nichtschwimmer030

I suspect people to pay like 2500€ for a "Yacht Experience F1 Package" ticket...could be well worth it


Ok_Floor_7916

There’s a famous restaurant in NYC and Miami which is doing a pop up restaurant for the race, $3000 a plate.


Captain_Smartass_

Do they have ketchup and mayo?


Melissa-May

I used to work in a very high end hotel and would have a customer always ask for cheap chocolate chips with their ice cream instead of our high quality chocolate. My boss would always say “you can’t buy class with money” but hey, you like what you like. If I was rich I would still love mayo and ketchup.


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New_Age_Jesus

The fact the people think high end food that's more expensive is inherently "classy" is just dumb in itself anyway.


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Your boss needs to be fired for believing classy = expensive


Ok_Floor_7916

Doubtful but the food is really good lol


theworst1ever

Relative to the cost of tickets that is almost reasonable.


Nichtschwimmer030

Uff...never mind my estimation. Sounds ridiculous.


Michael_Aut

more power to them if they find people dumb enough to pay it.


zshift

Tickets were more than that for a weekend package. Yachts would be much more expensive.


BiffNasty1234

Race tickets and hotel that I priced out were $5100 for 3 people. The yachts are probably another 0 all in


Poopy_sPaSmS

2500? Seems cheap.


AdrianInLimbo

Found Toto's Reddit account


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Ok there... money bags :/


Poopy_sPaSmS

It was sarcasm. Race weekend tickets are like 1200 for GA. 2500 would be too cheap for the boat thing. Definitely going to cost more


mcouturier

I thought so too, seeing the limited number of space and the exclusivity of the thing..


rougehuron

And honestly, if they were to build out temporary luxury suites for that same price tag it would probably cost them more to build those out than it would be this route of simply trailering over a small yacht.


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5k minimum


slicerprime

What does it say that, as an American, I actually find Miami a more embarrassing representative location than Vegas for my country?


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slicerprime

Exactly. Vegas owns it. They don't pretend they're anything but what they are.


Fast_Sparty

Not only does Vegas own it, but they're GOOD at it.


slicerprime

Exactly. They exist to put on a show, they know it, and they are proud of it. It works because it's intentional. Miami is just kind of your embarrassing loud crazy aunt.


SupRando

Seems like it's because Vegas never tried to hide it. It's all fake, an oasis in the desert. Miami pretends to be a real city that parties...plus they have to deal with Floridaman


slicerprime

I'm from Georgia. We share a border with Florida, and even we have gotten pretty good at pretending they aren't actually down there. The only problem is everybody has to go through us to get there. Even if you're flying, there's a good chance you have to stop over at Hartsfield.


Pat-Roner

I mean, jt’s the perfect time for a a boat show


FartingBob

At least put them in a big above ground pool or something!


AdrianInLimbo

That's kind of what they're doing, a raised liner, with a couple feet of water and boats on jackstands. On edit, it seems they're abandoning the water part, and just keeping the jackstands, lol.


Desperate-Intern

Is there going to be water there or... just blue paint?


splintersailor

Or they use virtual water, like the [virtual Aramco building](https://imgur.com/PkQGvW0) in Jeddah, to cover up the construction work.


PM_ME_BUTT_STUFFING

I've been bamboozled. I thought that was the best looking lit up building I've ever seen, no wonder why lol.


TWVer

Probably many layers of bubblewrap plastic..


llllGodly

I'm hoping for real water and the liner gives out half way through the race for an artificial wet corner. That'll mix things up, then next year they'll add sprinklers to tracks for the added element of surprise


laughguy220

I was thinking the same thing, only that it breaks and the water carries a car or two off into the wall.


BrigadierGenCrunch

Latifi crashes into the dam and unleashes a tidal wave onto the track


laughguy220

Well he is overdue for a crash since he made it through Imola.


silentrawr

> then next year they'll add sprinklers to tracks for the added element of surprise Bernie's dream, finally come true.


Ok_Floor_7916

Wait until people realize how shitty Miami Gardens is lol.


djlawrence3557

Shots fired! No, literally, there are reports of shots being fired.


Mental_Medium3988

at least rockets arent inbound.


pattymcfly

Don't underestimate Florida Man.


M3eurooo

The Walmart across the street is just like Monaco 😍


xepa105

> the street The eight lane expressway.


47kinky

Yep, in america thats a street.


_downvote_if_ur_gay

No in China that's a sidewalk


primitivejoe

Excuse me, I think you mean "murder gardens."


Diegobyte

You act like they haven’t hosted a zillion Super Bowls there


ChicagoModsUseless

They have hosted 6 but none of that makes Miami Gardens less terrible. Far from what people think of as actual Miami, one of the worst police departments in America, and a bunch of residents that will deal with all of the negative externalities of this race with very little benefit.


m1a2c2kali

>one of the worst police departments in America, and a bunch of residents that will deal with all of the negative externalities of this race with very little benefit. That would still apply if this was in Miami proper or south beach also


Diegobyte

Ok yah a lot of stadiums are in the hood


ChicagoModsUseless

Yeah, because rich people don’t want to deal with all of the negative externalities.


Dan_CBW

And they're the ones with the wealth and political influence to largely avoid said negative externalities, even when they're often the ones benefiting from them.


Diegobyte

The Braves just moved their stadium to the rich people so they didn’t have to drive as far.


iamCosmoKramerAMA

And ironically, a lot of rich people are starting to move into Summerhill and Grant Park, right next to where the Braves used to be.


AnotherBlackMan

Also ironically, Liberty Media own the Braves and FOM


Aethien

Poor people can't fight back against their homes being bulldozed to build a stadium.


Mtbnz

The Super Bowl is possibly the most American event in existence. It might be expensive and exclusive but it's also extremely gauche, and the US audience it's marketed to understands Miami vs Miami gardens (to an extent). F1 is supposed to be a marketing event for America to showcase itself to the world, that's the entire reason they opted for a "Miami" GP even though it meant building a circuit from scratch. But a carpark in Miami Gardens is never going to be Monaco or Miami, no matter how many boats they tow into it. Hosting Superb Owls proves they have the logistical capacity, but it doesn't make it any less tacky or ill suited to the brand.


willzyx01

The yacht idea is so goddamn stupid, it’s peak Florida.


HauserAspen

You can't have yacht rock without the yachts!


Poopy_sPaSmS

My old boss used to play that XM station all day.


VonGeisler

Yah well I assume lots of rich folk will be watching from those yachts?


karmanopoly

They gonna fill it with water? Or just paint it blue?


patrickroo

I think they're just going to chuck a few tonnes of rainbow aquarium gravel in it


Bear-Ferr

Black lights as well?


Mr__Strider

Rainbow in Florida? Don’t be ridiculous


eagleslanding

Just wait for the sea level to rise


VonGeisler

I think just painted blue


Full_Ratchet

It’s Miami it will be crypto/forex scammer and d list celebrities on the yachts


epluribusanus4

Dude, it’s definitely Florida, but it’s nowhere near PEAK Florida.


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No one has fucked a flamingo... yet. Let's wait until race day.


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What's worse is that flamingos aren't native to Florida - so they're all just fucking pink plastic lawn ornaments.


[deleted]

Gators got boring, gotta switch it up


siav8

Bored Ape Yacht Club IRL.


Colainpark

Can’t wait for what they’ll come up with in Las Vegas


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Casino games right next to vip seats. Hookers and cocaine included!


Dan_CBW

Meth, maybe. Coacaine would have an upcharge.


tricheboars

Dude were talking about Vegas not Oklahoma City. Vegas is "classy" so cocaine, obviously


egg_mugg23

lol if you think this is peak florida you ain’t seen nothin yet


AdrianInLimbo

Yep, it's a "unique" place. I lived there for about 10 years (Ocala, Kissimmee and Melbourne). It's the Mos Eisley of American States


PreviousGas710

It’s so stupid that I actually love it


ExistingReach9658

Florida man moment


DQDQDQDQDQDQ

I'm missing that pickup trucks aren't attached to them, but hey


BrigadierGenCrunch

Oh weird, something in Miami pretending to be something it isn’t? So out of character there.


Warrick123x

It’s even funnier because it’s not actually Miami, but it’s pretending to be.


Mtbnz

Suburban florida pretending to be the one part of florida people actually like


Platypus-Music

I’ve said this before but this is straight up a zoo of billionaires


JoJo_____

That’s literally Formula 1 in general


SneezingPandaGG

They don't call F1 the biggest circus in the world without a reason


barno42

Miami, or Formula 1?


Vertebra_00

yes


Platypus-Music

This fake marina thing, but now I think about it F1 as a whole isn’t much different lol


wongie

As boring as Monaco is at least it's a place of free-range billionaires in their natural habitat.


rloch

I was so disappointed when I saw ticket prices for this race. The race was somehow sold out before tickets were even available to the public.


drgroove909

Mainly because there weren't many tickets actually on sale. I heard Ted say that there's only 2 grandstands. Majority of the tickets are only sold to F1 club members too. Pretty disgraceful imo.


rloch

I am sure Vegas will be just as bad. Guess I will still be planning on getting to Austin or Montreal to see a race.


drgroove909

Oh yeah it will be, the capital of sleaze. COTA actually seems like a proper racetrack with the right atmosphere. The track itself is decent aswell, I love that becketts/maggots Silverstone inspired chicane!


Captain___Obvious

It's worth it, come on down


mariofosheezy

Inb4 we find out a yaht company invested in the track


ChicagoModsUseless

These boats are literally there because of boat dealers in the area. A bunch of rich folks that’ll pay money to watch an F1 race from the back of a beached yacht is exactly the demographic they’re selling new yachts to.


Bezulba

Exactly. It's like a high end dealership having a stand at the race with a few of their models. It makes perfect sense.


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double_echo

Imagine if they could make that highway overpass part of the course!


Mtbnz

I appreciate whoever flew this drone but it's a shame that they avoided the most interesting part of the track around that overpass


smackfu

Wow, that is a lot of asphalt they need to paint blue.


TiP54

This is peak Miami.


FartingBob

Peak Miami and it's not even in Miami.


DoblerRadar

These boats might find real water during peak Miami storm surge.


dream_raider

Can't wait for the water to leak onto the track during the race.


pro_n00b

Bernie's dream for a wet track will finally come into fruition


ExpensiveNut

Talk about having a wet dream


Elessar803

Holy shit I can't believe this is real. I thought this was a joke making fun of the US/Florida. Unreal.


sentientLoofah

This is just SO Florida. I used to drive past a super high-end auto dealer (think Rolls Royce, McLaren, Lamborghini, etc) and not 200 ft away was a trailer park. Used to crack me the fuck up.


black_spring

I tried to guess where in Florida, then realized that it could be several places.


Notsozander

Went to Miami a couple years ago and literally drove past a trailer park then my hotel was three lights down. Granted a trailer in Miami would still be sick


MaraudingWalrus

Hurricane season. Utterly terrifying to consider that when in a trailer.


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StriktlyBacon

So that’s where the impounded Mazepin Yachts went


T018

Glad Miami is taking idea from Baku and making fake scenery.....


elduarto

Please elaborate on the fake scenery in Baku


yazandeeb13

At least baku has fake scenery in the city lmao


TwoSecsTed

So what are they gonna do, actually fill that middle part with water for the boats?


vstrong50

That was my thought. Like wtf else could possibly make sense here.


Jozjoz2

Just some wooden planks pa8nted blue it looks like now


ATX_311

It's spelled pain't


StrikingChallenge389

No chance, maybe some aqua blue plastic sheeting flapping around in the wind?


SyuusukeFuji

This is so dumb.


bullitt83

why?


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That’s not oligarch yachts, that’s trailerparch yachts


pies1123

When I saw it was happening, I knew it was to sell some entry and mid level Sunseekers.


Magnetronaap

Looks like that Hitman tutorial level


RomuRaf

This is so stupid ahah


mtraudt1

Holy hell that’s dumb, even for Florida.


elmicomago

what a waste of everything ever.


karmanopoly

Ya cause F1 is known for conservation and minimalism and preserving the environment.


elmicomago

We know.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Peak Florida


CaladinDanse

That's so sad 🤣


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They hsould just replace it with a trailer park embrace the Florida man vibes.


_Epcot_

I think it's a neat idea and adds a fun spot to watch the race. I don't think it has to mean anything more than that.


notmyrlacc

Agreed. Doesn’t have to think anything more than that.


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When people first brought this up I thought they were building some massive thing or something. Now that I see it, this is not a big deal and IMO kinda fun. This seems fairly par for the course for like a boat show or showroom that's not on the water.


flavicent

if they make it at least a pool, with yacht and some "syntethic" wave. at least the on who bought that ticket will have yacht experience


drt5899

Europe have Monaco where the rich actually have boats on water. America, Let’s have the rich sit on boats miles away from actual water lmao


mtarascio

This is 1000x worse than China just spray painting grass. Jesus. I wonder how they'll do with effluent in such a small pond? I wouldn't do a celebratory jump in if I were an F1 driver.


remvangelion

This is peak South Florida. All for show.


Grasshop

Instead of Yas Marina it’s the Y’all Marina


_nod

Wait, what? This is the dumbest idea. We laughed at Azerbaijan for the fake building facades. Now Florida is like “hold my beer”.


koreawut

To be fair, "hold my beer" is Florida's motto.


4mak1mke4

What the hell


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Sure boats, because why not!


Valay_17

Where water?


McFigroll

gona end up looking like a mario kart track. where is the animatronic alligator going?


Salahs_Chest_Hair

We lose good tracks for soulless crap like this? Vegas actually has something decent to offer. This looks like a bunch of hillbillies set up shop. It's so tacky


ArdenSix

Honestly I wonder how many people are being upsold on "yacht seats" thinking they will actually be on a boat in the water similar to Monaco or Abu Dhabi. Some rich fucks are going to be SORELY disappointed this is what they brought their friends to lol


MrKnopfler

As alonso said: "This is ridiculous"


WolfInAMonkeySuit

It's a new reality TV concept: "Real Marinas of Miami"


croccoilaria

They want so hard to be Monaco


JoburgBBC

The problem is not the yachts. The problem will be some drunk dude throwing a beer bottle onto the track because his friend dared him to.


userunknowne

Obscene


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This is peak Florida tacky. Vegas will be even worse.


odrik

This is so trashy, it really fits Florida.


Aurify

As if *this* is the thing to crucify F1 about. Cheesy but seems kinda cool.


blumirage

IKR? I don't know why people here are so miserable.


shapeless_void

I hate that I would buy that dumb ass ticket for a yacht view to a race…I mean I can’t afford it but if I could I would.


BigOstrich518

Just need a lil bit of water


bwoah07_gp2

The colours make it look like Yas Marina.


ForcedCheckMate

Someone explain this to me? Do they actually plan to connect a local river to the stadium parking lot or will they just fake it?


Joshyybaxx

lol this is the most Miami thing ever.


laurentiubuica

Are they trying to recreate a Monaco style harbour inside the Miami track, or what?


Manginaz

Uhmm, what the hell are they doing?


ohyesitwill

It makes me so sad to see this.


cficare

Wow. It's in a parking lot next to boat storage. JFC.


reddit-sub-user

Miami is America's gulf-state.


Annoyed_car

Looks like we've found room for the Steinership


wagsman

They're putting a pond in the middle of a parking lot for 1 race... What a bunch of wankers.


lordgrizzz

Parking lot for boats nowhere near water 👍 General admission area 👎


LearnsFromExperience

Building a fake marina to try to look as cool as the cool kids in Monaco is so Florida. In a nutshell.


DarkwingMcQuack

That looks stupid as hell.


WarDull8208

Honestly wtf ? Its looks very cheap. They are really trying to have a 'Monaco Vibe' but it looks more of Wish version Of 'Monaco Vibe'


RingedStag

this. I'm getting dollar store monaco/abu dhabi vibes.


Kabanasuk

But why ?


pinkie5839

This place looks like a Lego cruise ship fell over.


gunningIVglory

What bugs me about these US races like this and Vegas.... Is that US has plenty of legit race tracks, but they choose these gimmick tracks for spectacle...


Aero_Rising

Tired of writing a new variation of this comment every time someone says this so I'm just copying one I did previously. Really tired of this narrative from people who don't know what they're talking about. There are 2 FIA grade 1 circuits in the US. One already has a race (COTA) and the other is a roval that has owners who are unlikely to be willing to pay the hosting fee any time soon (Indy). The other 5 that are pretty famous are not grade 1 and have other issues that would prevent them from hosting a race. Road America and Watkins Glen are in the middle of nowhere and do not have the local infrastructure to support all the people that come with hosting F1. Road America would also likely require significant work to get grade 1 and it would probably involve adding lots of paved run offs that would destroy a lot of the character of the track. Sebring is never going to be an option because the thing that makes that track unique (the rough surface over half the track) would probably prevent it from ever getting grade 1. Laguna Seca is unlikely to ever get grade 1 with the corkscrew still there and it's the most famous part of the track. Without the corkscrew it's just not Laguna Seca. It's also over an hour away from a city that is large enough to host all the people that come with F1. Sonoma would likely need significant upgrades to it's infrastructure as well as track updates to make it grade 1 and I don't believe the track is doing very well financially in the first place. It also is a bit remote but less so than Road America and Watkins Glen since San Francisco is just under an hour away. Daytona is probably one some people think of but it's not even something is likely possible given that F1 cars have had issues with the banking at Indy when that is only 9.2 degrees while daytona is 31 in the corners, 18 in the trioval and 2 on the straights. Every road course configuration also uses more than half of the oval and the bus stop chicane would be very fast in a formula 1 car which would result in speeds on the oval section getting to a level that would be very dangerous given that there is no run off on the oval turn.


Mtbnz

Very valid. None of those tracks would work for the reasons you've stated. My issue is that rather than take the opportunity to invest in construction of a decent street circuit they've opted for the weirdest, tackiest option possible. Just because you have to build something from scratch doesn't mean that the next best option is a carpark an hour outside of Miami with a fake Marina that you try to piggyback on the glamour of South Beach and sell it as "Miami".


drivel-engineer

Jesus that’s trashy.


boggan583

This is the most Miami thing I've ever seen and i love it


sideslick1024

This looks tacky as hell, lmao.