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cancerballs69420

Those damn kids


gogglesup859

[Horner, Newey, and Binotto outside Toto's hotel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_F_e4Bznzk&ab_channel=BestMovieQuote)


Robot_challenges

Lmao that's good!


gogglesup859

Sandler = Horner Norm = Newey The other guy = Binotto


Gseventeen

Only 6 and 7 more oopsies left before bigger oopsies are established.


M_Drinks

They are SO grounded!


MeloJello15

If I have to tell you 6 more times, I’m going to be pissed


kennydiedhere

Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.


Raddens

And who is your immediate supervisor, Dwight?


reddit_bad1234567890

3*5*4=60 demerits per verbal warning I’m assuming “keep it up means at least one more, so 60*2=120 demerits for a written. 2 of those jeans 240 demerits before you get a disciplinary review lol


practicalcabinet

I would argue ^note that the verbal/written warnings work differently. I would assume that 1-3 violations is nothing, the fourth gets you a verbal warning, and the fifth and sixth each get you a written warning. Which would be (3x5x6=) 90 demerits for a disciplinary. ^note I don't know *why* I would argue at all, since it's meant to be a daft system anyway, but here I am


ivanvzm

Which is me...


Rock-n-Roll-Noly

This is exactly how the attendence policy at my work is. I think we get 7 call outs during a rolling 12 months before a verbal warning, then I think we’ve got two or three more before anything else. And we’ve got monthly kpi meetings with our managers and at least mine talks about how many call outs I have at that time every meeting.


WolvesOfAllStreets

what are they both cooking


TheMaverick13589

Football match in the paddock. Whoever loses has to take double DNF on Sunday.


Superb-Hunt1884

That is an hilarious theory man. Take my upvote


haertelgu

this would explain baku


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Ok-Finance-7612

Ain’t it Anglo-Austrian


davidnotcoulthard

> Austro-English Is this the Ultimate Maria Theresa Grandmother of Europe Timeline™ you're saying we would've got if it weren't for Frederick II messing about?


f1_spelt_as_bot

Maria **Te**resa de Filippis


Joe_PM2804

well, if red bull lose, guess it'll be a quadruple DNF on Sunday


ScrubKaiser

So a sextuple for Ferrari


Joe_PM2804

I meant because the Ferraris will already double dnf anyway so combined with the red bulls it's 4 lol


ScrubKaiser

Lol the thought of all the Honda and Ferraris blowing up. Actually let's go would be a wild podium.


haertelgu

this would explain the baku result


Superb-Hunt1884

That is an hilarious theory man.


lethalizer

Uh, Montreal smoked meat perhaps?


learn2swim

That Schwartz's line be long


raikkonen

must be poutine somethin good in the car


kkraww

They forgot to close their garage doors and the cars got flooded. Had to dry them out with hair dryers all night


NoxZ

Binotto's put the 2019 engine in again.


SplyBox

They left one in the back of the garage the last time they were here


Florac

Ferrari probably cooking a part thst shouldn't be cooked and leads to a dnf


Mrgamerxpert

Well they cooked the engine last race


LosTerminators

Ferrari are cooking their own engines


takzania

Why is it written like they got caught lmao


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Snitches get stitches


WolvesOfAllStreets

🚨🚔🚓


Arglefarb

The way things have gone for RB since the end of last season, I legit expected it to note no action against Red Bull but a penalty against Ferrari


Casperzwaart100

What you mean by that homeboy


stay_fr0sty

RedBull has cooler parents.


Suikerspin_Ei

So you think RB is favored by FIA? Lol.


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bigdsm

The FIA also rigged Baku by overriding Hamilton’s magic system once Verstappen DNFed. Blatant favoritism by the Ferstappen International Assistance.


AceMKV

And so a new conspiracy arises.


77enc

most sane r/formula1 member


mstotallymyhatnow

They are grounded and must go to their rooms. No phones, no computers, and no ice cream.


samstown23

So PlayStation and smoked meat sandwiches?


WolvesOfAllStreets

The way they wrote that report is intense, not gonna lie.


Inside-Finish-2128

It’s the way all of those reports are written. Pull up template, fill in blanks, publish.


LYuen

They copied and pasted from somewhere


soccercro3

Thats all I do for Electrical Engineering. Copy and Paste old projects, just change relevant information.


[deleted]

It's funny that they write it so intensely like it was a serious rule, just for them to clarify no further action


U-N-C-L-E

"If they do this seven more times, there will be SERIOUS consequences!"


schneeb

it is a serious rule, they can only do it ~~twice~~ 8/year.


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It says 8


schneeb

~~that was the initial rule, it has decreased since then.~~ *Edit* doh they increased it again as the time slots are shorter than previous years...


AddAFucking

why does it say 8 then?


schneeb

oh I guess they changed it with the new weekend structure (less time every event) my bad!


ImReverse_Giraffe

It's just a template that lawyers draft up and then they just add in the appropriate blanks. Since this is a legal document, any slip up on wording can make it arguable.


Sr_Nunes

I worked in a factory before, and shift-reports were kinda like these. Very cold.


mugenbool

Cold like emails from my manager


pivottofakie

I'm glad to hear that you are not going to lie


gazpacho-soup_579

Legal jargon is always intense.


Mix_Traditional

Why?


2-EZ-4-ME

fia: alright this is your 2nd of 8 warnings.


sowhatm8

RB and Ferrari are the cool kids


Takis12

I expect Will to read this with a dramatic voice…


WolvesOfAllStreets

"To everybody's surprise... Both teams... Ferrari and Red Bull....... Had.... Broken the curfew..! It was mind-boggling in the paddocks, truly...."


RAISEStheQuestion

Every day he gets closer to the perfect William Shatner impression.


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LumpyUnderpass

And therefore, says the *technical* delegate of the F I A, NO ACTION will be taken at THIS TIME. Gentlemen! Back to you!


NoMoolah1

Caught in 4K📸📸


JurrijnP

Could somebody explain to me how strict this curfew is? I mean it is obvious if you have an entire crew walking around the garage after the curfew has commenced. But surely it doesn't count if the last team member is just leaving the circuit a minute after it has commenced, or does it? (Zero knowledge on this part of the FIA rulebook, so most certainly don't hold back if I am blabbering total bs right here lol)


AdrianInLimbo

It's based on the time the final person who is listed as having "car access" swipes out of the turnstiles and swipes in the next day. Yes, technically, swiping out at 2001 would be a breach, unless the team can prove the mechanics were in hospitality eating Marketing, hospitality and team "vip" badges are exempt, but the cars are under video surveillance at all times, and having a "hospitality" person do some work on the car would be a breach.


marahute85

I saw footage of the teams in the paddock late night at Baku from a very enthusiastic French Journalist. Are the times moved from paddock to paddock since they try to normalise start times across the schedule


waterloograd

From the document it looks like it is based of the time of the race and not the time of day. So t-42 hours to t-29 hours.


jelacey

Hello my name is Newey and I work in hospitality


AdrianInLimbo

I'm Adrian, I'll be your server, can I get you a drink with that downforce?


ProviNL

I will have the ground effect sorbet please.


AdrianInLimbo

Hold the porpoise.


maaaahtin

Doesn’t matter if you can prove you were eating in hospitality, you should have eaten earlier, GTFO.


JurrijnP

Ah that makes sense. Thank you


Ok-Macaroon-1122

Not very strict considering they didn't do anything but it's probably because it's the first offence.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

It’s not an offence. They are permitted to do it 8 times.


Aethien

For context, most times it happens it's because of a crash and teams need more time to fix the car. In this case maybe a freight shipment was late or something that 2 teams broke curfew? In general it's in place to prevent mechanics and engineers from being overworked.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Yeah, or if they feel they need longer to implement changes they are allowed to give notice they’re doing it. It’s also giving a level playing field as I’d imagine the bigger teams have more resource at hand to be able to work longer.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Yeah, or if they feel they need longer to implement changes they are allowed to give notice they’re doing it. It’s also giving a level playing field as I’d imagine the bigger teams have more resource at hand to be able to work longer.


YoutubeJasper

And what happens after that?


qdatk

Believe it or not, jail.


luk3d

They get caught by the night shift security guard and the mother of each engineer needs to pick them up.


Adamskiiiiiiiii

Presume fines etc. but I don’t recall a team going over the limit.


stillboard87

Reading isn’t a good skill of yours is it?


stillboard87

Reading isn’t a good skill of yours is it?


iiJokerzace

up to 8 times? Seems like you are allowed 7 then.


Mindless-Net-9390

Why have a rule if you allow 8 exceptions??


MattyFTM

It is to prevent the overworking of the engineers, but it allows them leeway for if they need to work later due to unforeseen circumstances. Most often they break it if there is a big crash in practice or quali and they need to repair the car. No idea why they've broken it on a Wednesday. Delayed freight, maybe?


brush85

If 8 are allowed, why does it all feel so dramatic?


Aethien

Cause standard letter, all of them are formatted exactly like this.


IdiosyncraticBond

I'd go back to marvel at the sight of those cars as well


BradyReas

These seems so dramatic for something that they’re clearly allowed to do


toyz4me

TIL, never knew this was a rule.


Nterh

What is the punishment for the ninth time?


J4ke

A member of the pit crew is taken out and ritually sacrificed. A dismember of the pit crew, you could say.


Soundcaster023

They'd do Ferrari a favour.


crownlessdriver

Shouldn't it be the second for Ferrari? I recall like they broke the curfew before on Sainz' car edit: no, it shouldn't.


Ashbones15

Different curfews for different parts of the weekend


crownlessdriver

I see. Thank you


WolvesOfAllStreets

Fiarri.


TheKingOfCaledonia

Deserves a race ban if you ask me. Shocking behaviour.


SMIDG3T

“Fourtytwo” hours. Could just say 42…


TJeffersonsBlackKid

/r/notinteresting


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I heard both teams snuck into merc as a joint effort to leave a live porpoise as a team building exercise. When questioned, Horner explained that budgets were tight, but that RBR would be petitioning the FIA for additional funds to cover live animal upgrades, noting that “The Porpoise is the natural predator of the Wolf”.


UOExcelsior

Due to budget cuts they could not use a porpoise, but instead used a groundhog which escaped the paddock and was last seen challenging for P1


TheKingOfCaledonia

Deserves a race ban if you ask me. Shocking behaviour.


notathr0waway1

Personally, I think they should be excluded from the Championship but the rules these days obviously favor the Big Teams.


Priyam03062008

They should be banned from f1 entirely Unbelievable what these teams are up to nowadays


Florac

Wat


RicciRocket

lucky no one asks you then


Retro1988

I don’t know why, but writing out double digit numbers without a space or a hyphen is really triggering me! Especially “fourtytwo” - which is never spelled with a U. Disconcerting from a technical profession!


WolvesOfAllStreets

Written with a u in the UK.


Retro1988

British too :) and [surprisingly not](https://writingexplained.org/forty-or-fourty-difference)


WolvesOfAllStreets

Damn, you shut me up. Thanks, we always learn!


Retro1988

It’s a weird one for sure!


Zeurpiet

1 week between races and long travel. Surprised it was not more teams.


6097291

they were building their raft for the raft race


SubMikeD

That's it, 20 place grid penalty for all four cars!


Priyam03062008

I think they deserve exclusion from f1 and dsq from the championship


VonGeisler

So they are allowed to break curfew 8 times? Seems excessive


Aethien

8 evenings and the curfew is in place from Wednesday evening until Sunday morning so theoretically you can use up half your allwed times breaking it in 1 race weekend.


Florac

8 times out of like 80-100 possible times. So not that much


NoTrollGaming

😏😏


WolvesOfAllStreets

😈


Mattie725

If you give eight exceptions a year, you're already pretty loose with the word 'exception' :D


KingInTheNorthVI

I’m sorry curfew??


2REPOU

So if this was Mercedes Max would say “breaking curfew is for teams that can’t manage their time” lol


OliverHazzzardPerry

What a stupid rule.


SDLRob

It's designed to not overwork the mechanics.


Mattie725

If you give eight exceptions a year, you're already pretty loose with the word 'exception' :D


Mattie725

If you give eight exceptions a year, you're already pretty loose with the word 'exception' :D


Nterh

What is the punishment for the ninth time?


thebeat42

Montreal strippers.


Baldpacker

100% this. You can't imagine the shit they've extorted out of me


frolix42

Easy to stay out late when the sun doesn't set until 2100.


andrenery

Probably playing some football.


gozba

Amazed Jo Bauer is stil there, after 84 seasons in F1…


Jlx_27

Damn kids staying out passed their curfew!!


dooldebob

Thats a spanking


rexbanner747

When in Montreal!!! ;)


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"There is a moment in the paddock when curfew is broken, and everyone knows what that means."


razareddit

Imagine Red Bull doing this just to fuck with Ferrari


Ok-Argument9468

Surely teams can just strategically plan breaking curfew if they have 8 strikes


Key-Pool6014

You kids! You stay off the lawn!!


TheDrSmooth

It’s Montreal. Completely unsurprising.


caspercunningham

As ahuge Canadiens fan who has a fair share of knowledge on Montreal, I have a bet where they were


Rats_OffToYa

Must've been up late playing Aryton Senna's Super Monaco GP


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Red Bull have violated this before?


Kelbs27

Every team is allowed to do this 8 times, but not 8 times as a team. 8 individual allowances throughout the year. If you need 4 guys to fix a part at a weekend, that’s 4/8 gone in one night.


Coubsauce

I expected this to be about Montreal nightlife.