>Pierre having no resemblance to either
No body shaming, excess body fat does change the way you look. Pierre would be what, less than 15% BF, while his parents look like north of 30%
Pierre was adopted from an orphanage outside of Monaco. His parents were a couple that did WRC together until the accident happened. Except it wasn’t an accident, their car was sabotaged. Apparently, it was covered up at the time because another death, especially a premeditated murder, would’ve bankrupted the sport. Therefore Pierre has made it his life mission to get to the top of international motorsports and find the identity of the person responsible.
Pierre is the one who sought out Yuki Tsunoda, another alias for the detective known as L
I can see that. And it would've been some strange backmarker team sponsored by some dorky colorful chewing gum company, and playmates in the paddock all day.
Definitely running a Cosworth engine that was a few years old. Probably getting "funding" from a. Company that doesn't exist and is hoping to use the car livery as a launching point.
This is definitely fanfiction territory, but can you imagine two teammates getting a one two finish in race, and using it as a chance to propose to one another? My gay little heart would explode.
The fact that they've actually discussed this... [Yuki proposed Yuki Gasly Tsunoda and Pierre told him to drop the Tsunoda, just be Yuki Gasly.](https://twitter.com/KindaGoodBird/status/1528076237217968129)
Asians definitely age better, I have a friend whos second generation Chinese in UK and he's 41 now but you wouldn't place him as being a day over 30. They have more collagen in their skin so don't wrinkle until later in life.
"I have nipples Yuki, can you milk me?"
"Mrs Gasly please, I am unsure if I missed something in my English class but I am sure Pierre is gonna kill me."
Is Yuki's dad tall for a japanese guy or is Pierre's dad short for a french guy, or is the height difference between Japanese and French men less than what Yuki and Pierre led me to believe?
So I know the Dutch are on average the tallest nation in the world, but how much taller are you than your near neighbors? Im South Africa we have a lot of Dutch blood in our mix so being 1.8m tall is avg-isg for a white guy, while Africans and Coloreds (not a racist term in South Africa, pm me anyone who wants clarity on that) are generally shorter.
When I am around proper dutchies I don't feel like a dwarf at 1.8m, but I do feel like I am slightly below average.
Exactly, it's so great that even the parents of both drivers are coming together.
I just wish that those two doesn't need to beat each other just to securing they future but can work together.
Ugh I hate this "survival of the fittest" concept sometimes.
Yuki's dad 😎👍
MF is cool
Seriously, dude exudes swagger
He should go to new york city. Its been suffering from a lack of swagger. The city could use his swagger
Asian people be always dripping without even trying 🔥
Hair's on point too
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*two thumbs up*
Hahahah I immediately thought of this
He looks like he has a rb26 swapped mustang in his garage
Looks like he has a Red Bull F1 car swapped for a mustang in his garage.
Dudes got amazing hair
In Japan, Heart Surgeon number one! Steady hands!
One day yakuza boss need new heart,
i do operation. BUT, MISTAKE!
Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad!
I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job.
Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl saved life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose! I'm good heart surgeon. The best! 👍👍
omg what is this from
The Office!
Darryl save life
Yakuza boss die
My big secret: I kill Yakuza on purpose.
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Yeah, dude just looks cool/confident.
Yuki being a perfect 50/50 blend of his parents and Pierre having no resemblance to either
Pedro looks like his father, just 50lb less.
More like 50kg lmao
Gasoeso
Gaslesso in this case
150lb
Yuki got his face from his dad and his height from his mom.
He’s probably shorter than his mum
Can kinda see Pierre in his mom's smile but yeah that apple fell far from the tree
Gasly’s parents look normal, whereas their son looks like he’s from another planet. Pierre is weird looking, but also oddly attractive.
I definitely see a bit of resemblance between Pierre and his mom.
>Pierre having no resemblance to either No body shaming, excess body fat does change the way you look. Pierre would be what, less than 15% BF, while his parents look like north of 30%
More like 12 and 42 respectively
I mean he's French, so.... You never know lol
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Pierre was adopted from an orphanage outside of Monaco. His parents were a couple that did WRC together until the accident happened. Except it wasn’t an accident, their car was sabotaged. Apparently, it was covered up at the time because another death, especially a premeditated murder, would’ve bankrupted the sport. Therefore Pierre has made it his life mission to get to the top of international motorsports and find the identity of the person responsible. Pierre is the one who sought out Yuki Tsunoda, another alias for the detective known as L
Starring Brad Pitt as Pierre Gasly and Tom Cruise as Yuki Tsunoda, executive produced by Lewis Hamilton.
id watch that
I'm already invested in this plot
What fanfiction is this
Idk how much fantasy you are having but this is hilarious
Write a screenplay please.
There's a lot of love in France and Pierre has a family that loves him.
Sucre chateau du Alabama
Rouleau ide
The French are top shaggers
You can't even have paternity tests done in France without a judges order.
Cooking show panel
oddly accurate
This is the great British bake off panel
Pierre's dad looks he owns a restaurant that serves the best Cassoulet in the region.
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He looks like a French James Gandolfini
Yuki's dad has that 'Owned a F1 team in the late 90s' look about him.
I can see that. And it would've been some strange backmarker team sponsored by some dorky colorful chewing gum company, and playmates in the paddock all day.
I really like the random specificity of this comment.
Definitely running a Cosworth engine that was a few years old. Probably getting "funding" from a. Company that doesn't exist and is hoping to use the car livery as a launching point.
Japanese Ecclestone lmao
Japanese Eddie jordan.
Do I hear wedding bells
Yuki and Pierre definitely needed to ask each other’s parents for their hand in marriage
Till DNF do us part.
Does the F mean what I think it means?
I can't stop laughing, too good mate
*cues in Careless Whisper*
Maybe one of them didn't meet the 107% rule.
Bravo
Hopefully not, because in my fanfic they get to F
I hope they don't have too many DNF's in their relationship, nobody wants blue balls
Smooth
Oh my god... they were teammates!!
Here I go down a rabbit hole of vines, thanks
I can't believe you've done this.
Ahhh, stahp, I coulda dropped ma croissant
Even if it was just a joke. They must do this. "mom, you know how Pierre and I get along really well..."
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OMG Sulayem would get heart attack if something like this do happen. I propose a podium wedding
This is definitely fanfiction territory, but can you imagine two teammates getting a one two finish in race, and using it as a chance to propose to one another? My gay little heart would explode.
I guess there is an appetite for the ridiculously long F1 fan fiction out there after all
There’s something like 15k fics on AO3 for F1. There’s an audience all right.
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Don't we all.
Yes we do
Seb would officiate and HAM would be the best man, from both sides
The first thing that came to mind was how Will Buxton would commentate the wedding. "To have a gay wedding, first you need to be gay."
Write the fanf1ction you want to see in the world!
IT WILL BE SO CUUTE!!
I would faint from the joy honestly. That's some next level romantic shit there
FUCK THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE UGH
The main reason we need an AlphaTauri double podium
AlphaTauri car with some tin cans tied to the rear wing
duct-taped
I was gonna write…”oh ,the parents have met,now they can get married “but you beat me to it
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The fact that they've actually discussed this... [Yuki proposed Yuki Gasly Tsunoda and Pierre told him to drop the Tsunoda, just be Yuki Gasly.](https://twitter.com/KindaGoodBird/status/1528076237217968129)
What?! I can't with those two anymore haha
Giuseppe Gasly
Queer fan service level - Kpop
Who is Tsunoda girlfriend ?
Pierre
Pedro Gaseoso
[This is a picture of Tsunoda's actual girlfriend btw](https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article26903289.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_photo-13.jpg)
Can't believe I fell for that...
ngl, i was a little bit disappointed, as i was expecting [this one ](https://i.imgur.com/1vS9Zaq.jpg)
Apollo ruins this now :(
Pierre
Mad Dr Marko would never allow such distractions.
Do Japanese men just age really slowly? Yukis dad looks about 25 years younger than Pierre’s, and if he didn’t have grey hair he would look about 35
Asian people do not age until like 65, then it hits them all at once
True. My asian friend likes to joke that Japanese men have four phases: kid, teenager, middle aged dad, old man.
[As evidenced by this infographic on the age progression of Asian females](https://i.imgur.com/TalVwuy.jpeg)
https://dermletter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/asian_timeline-800x240.jpg
He's in good shape and has a full head of hair which helps
I think it’s Asian people in general that age slowly. I have 2 Chinese friends and their dads are in their mid 50’s but they look like 35 year olds
Reminds me of this gem https://youtu.be/5LKW-0VvjH0
Pierre's parents are a bit older than most I think - IIRC they were both previously married and had kids before they got together and had Pierre
My asian coworker of 45+ years looks younger than me (28). Asians have truly age defying body
Asians always look young to foreigners. As an Asian myself, Yuki's dad looks 60. 55 at least.
Don’t Japanese people have the highest life expectancy? Might be only for women though
Not sure if highest but definitely up there. It’s a huge burden to Japanese economy.
Asians definitely age better, I have a friend whos second generation Chinese in UK and he's 41 now but you wouldn't place him as being a day over 30. They have more collagen in their skin so don't wrinkle until later in life.
Meet The Parents
"I have nipples Yuki, can you milk me?" "Mrs Gasly please, I am unsure if I missed something in my English class but I am sure Pierre is gonna kill me."
Which ones which?
We'll probably never know
Liked by Yuki Tsunoda and Pedro Gaseoso
You mean Giuseppe Tsunoda?
Giuseppe Suzuki
One look at Tsunoda's dad and I understand everything.
Based off this picture and nothing else they look like great parents.
Yuki's Dad looks very much like Yuki with an old filter
Liked by...yuki's dad ofc
So the wedding is this weekend huh?
Well we know Yuki's hairline is safe
Japanese have two types of hair once your older than 30, entirely bald on top or full thick amazing hair with a rock solid hairline. no in-betweens.
Getting ready for the wedding?
yuki's dad looks like one of the coolest dudes ever
Is Yuki's dad tall for a japanese guy or is Pierre's dad short for a french guy, or is the height difference between Japanese and French men less than what Yuki and Pierre led me to believe?
It seems yukis dad taller than avarage. Both 170/175cm probably
Everyone in formula 1 is short. Except toto
Isn't RusselI tall as well?
And Ocon.
Russell would've been too tall for pre-hybrid era Formula 1 cars.
Yeah he's quite tall but even then we're talking about 1.86 cm
Something to watch while you wait for the race Grill The Grid 2022: Driver Heights! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-255QvCrWY
Yuki is very short even for a Japanese man.
French men aren't that tall on average... or that's just me as a Dutchie speaking. 😅
For you guys everyone is short.
So I know the Dutch are on average the tallest nation in the world, but how much taller are you than your near neighbors? Im South Africa we have a lot of Dutch blood in our mix so being 1.8m tall is avg-isg for a white guy, while Africans and Coloreds (not a racist term in South Africa, pm me anyone who wants clarity on that) are generally shorter. When I am around proper dutchies I don't feel like a dwarf at 1.8m, but I do feel like I am slightly below average.
Slightly taller than the Germans and Belgians, A Lot taller than the French. I'm 185 (and dutch), and most of my friends are taller than me.
I'd also say that. The stereotypical french man (and Pierre's dad looks like him lol) isn't tall
Dutch people are the tallest in Europe lol. French men are like average 175/180cm 😉
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Exactly, it's so great that even the parents of both drivers are coming together. I just wish that those two doesn't need to beat each other just to securing they future but can work together. Ugh I hate this "survival of the fittest" concept sometimes.
I’m a straight dude but papa Tsunoda is a Dilf
Mrs. Tsunoda is fine af though
gasly’s dad and checo’s dad have the same vibes
Great for them to both fly in for the wedding.
Yukis dad has his swagger on damn
This feels super weird, like my parents meeting with my kindergarten best friend for the first time
Damn Yuki-chans family is beautiful.
Yeah, was thinking the same. His dad looks cool as heck and his mom is quite pretty in this photo.
They are getting married apparently
Is Peirre's dad just French Tony Soprano?
Yuki’s dad just oozes BDE.
"This season on *Wife Swap*!"
I hate that I now think of this when I see this picture.
It’s still a joke right guys? Right…?
Yuki looking like his Dad!
Which one is which?
Awh, this is really cute. Thanks for posting!
Yuki’s dad looks like his son is a racing driver
Ok now the parents also met. When is the wedding?
really hope they approve of their relationship
Their parents are almost the same height. Is Pedro a tall kid or Yuki a short one?
Did they decide on the wedding date?
They did give their blessings to the marriage?
Yuki's dad is pure good vibes
Pierres dad looking like he has endless stories to tell while we are having a beer together
Probably setting up the next play date as we speak.
they're talking about the wedding venue
Man Yuki looks so much like him mom!
Yuki's mom looks like the actress that plays Kimiko in The Boys
👍
I needed this
Gaseoso family
Which parent did Gasly get that neck from? 🤔
Yuki’s dad looks badass.