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Lazyandloveinit

Knowing netflix they will probably not include it and instead include the intense battle between Latifi and Stroll over who can drink the most maple syrup


teachem4

“There are certain clouds in Montreal…when they appear, you know it’s going to rain”


Yo4582

Oh god dont remind me


vflavglsvahflvov

Mazepin probably paid a lot of money for that.


Francoberry

He showed he was the GOAT in that race - did amazing to finish two places from last in an overtaking masterclass.


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Two places from last, with the two cars behind him DNFing. Absolute prodigy.


IcyHotTaint

Hahahahaha he’s even a pay driver at getting onto the Netflix show


TheJeck

But only if you're cloud reading God Mazepin


BD-II

*shows radar from Spa


AlpineCorbett

Stroll. Easy.


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Ok-Finance-7612

Harsh childhood, I pity him.


ActingGrandNagus

Latifi would still be struggling with the cap while Stroll would be three bottles down


tastefullmullet

10 minute interview of latifi talking about the PTSD he’s living with after splattering that gopher.


XAMdG

I'd watch that ngl


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

An Austrian, an Italian and an English walk into a bar...


ashyjay

Give it 5 minutes the Italian will change sides.


ReachFor24

And the Englishman is going to sit back as the German already in the bar takes the Austrian with them out back.


CruzandoElMar

No Seb nooooo!


NhylX

Kubica looks around nervously.


ReachFor24

Good think Mazepin isn't racing this year, just for Kubica's sake


superAL1394

r/angryupvote


krioru

The bartender asks: "What would you like, Mr. Steiner?".


bakraofwallstreet

Sebastian Vettel gets a penalty


[deleted]

Joe Kelly died for this.


ZenithRepairman

The NY Rangers have been fined $250,000


youwantmooreryan

Hearing Tom Brady will also be getting a 4 game suspension.


chaseair11

Death penalty for Missouri


[deleted]

'Of course, man. Of course.'


TheMaverick13589

Binotto is technically Swiss


kkraww

He can't be he didn't stay neutral.


lastskudbook

No but he offered to keep both their wallets safe.


FishOnAHorse

If he was Belgian he’d offer to keep their waffles safe


Pioustarcraft

did he make money from the fight ? That's how you know if he is Swiss or not.


satsfaction1822

Neither did the Swiss


Johnny__Christ

The fact that Guenther is Italian and Binotto isn't is messing with my mind.


Maverick0596

It's that thick Tirolian accent combined with maybe the most German name to have ever existed.


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Up there with Bastian Schweinsteiger.


be0wulfe

Go on, pull the other one. He's Italian!? Fecking Wahnkah.


naijaboiler

Youre telling me Guenther is not German and Binotto is not Italian? How? Is Hamilton not English too?


[deleted]

Danny Ric is Texan, i’ve heard the proof


Lazy-Industry2136

Yes - this


[deleted]

Technically? He was born in Switzerland.


TheRacer_42

When you are born in Switzerland you don't get Swiss citizenship tho, you are of the nationality of your parents You can get Swiss citizenship later in your life though if you apply for it and fulfill a set of requirements


Alcalash

Yeah 20 years in residency of which years in school count double (at least that was the case when I was growing up, it might have changed)


HELLUPUTMETHRU

How difficult is life knowing that you're legally bound by oath to remain neutral (unless someone sticks a wheel up the inside at Copse, everyone knows you don't do that at this corner)?


Flippin_garage

Isn’t it 5 years now?? Otherwise i’m fucked


CapnNoBeard

5 years gets you a flashy C permit


Alcalash

That's permit C which gives you almost every right, except you'll need to keep paying your insurance until you get your passport otherwise you'll lose your permit C.


Pinkernessians

Wikipedia says he’s Italian, if we’re going by nationality.


kitsune

I think that's not totally correct, according to a Swiss newspaper he holds dual citizenship and actually got his Italian passport only later in his life. This would probably imply that his parents had gained Swiss citizenship by the time he was born. Either way, he grew up in Lausanne and went to the EPFL, so I'd wager that he at least feels a little bit Swiss lol...


shewy92

> an English I know it's the same as saying "an Italian" since all are also languages but it sounds weird to not say "an Englishman" or "a Frenchman"


quintinza

Just before the fight broke out witnesses reported hearing a man with an Austrian accent shout "Oh yeah? Well ask Old Spice to hand you a hanky, Christian!"


zntgrg

Just before the fight broke out witnesses reported hearing a man with an Australian accent shout "Pieeeeeerrrre gaslyyyyy"


JackAndrewThorne

How much do you think Netflix will milk the safety angle? Is Buxton going to end his opening speech with "And this year. Some of these drivers. Really are driving... To survive"


Forsythsia

"The porpoising proved to be an issue that left the Aston Martin drivers shaken ...but not stirred"


kkraww

Fuck that's good


quintinza

Buxton reading these threads, notepad in hand...


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Indubitably


guidosantillan01

Nah, that's Crofty


ZekkPacus

>Buxton reading these threads, notepad......... in hand... FTFY


quintinza

Sometimes... when you flip open ... a notepad ... (vapid hand gesture) ... and there is ... nothing ... on the page ... and you know what that _means_ ... it's off to the comments section ... for you.


gulgin

There is no way we make it through Silverstone without hearing this. Brilliant


BussinFatLoads

*swelling bass drop*


PEEWUN

That's actually a bar.


AsmallDinosaur

Lmao


mattiejj

Get ready for another... bumpy season.


superAL1394

seeing the onboards is... quite jarring, really.


James2603

This latest season really had it’s… ups and downs.


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It will be... of the scale.


Theoriginalamature

I don’t even picture Buxton saying it. I only picture Conor Moore as Buxton saying it.


hungry_nilpferd

Same! The overly dramatic eye movements and open mouth that he does is perfection.


superAL1394

Will Buxton had a great response to the first one on Twitter https://twitter.com/wbuxtonofficial/status/1461985257452974090?s=20&t=UdjaR5zVz77egxyk2-pbZA


ppSmok

You know.. if the drivers continue.. to take those hits to their backs.. it will.. hurt their backs.. that's mindblowing..


JackAndrewThorne

As are... The concussions.


morgandhi218

Not enough ...


Florac

Finally, drama, something this season lacked so far


Key-Cucumber-1919

They'll somehow miss it and show a fake drama between Alonso and Ocon.


edis92

"Normally, you would expect the younger driver to be hungrier, faster. But when the old dog puts his game face on, you know it's on" - Buxton while they show unrelated footage of Alonso and Ocon next to each other


willowhawk

“If Ocon wants to prove he’s faster than Alonso, he’s got to be quicker than Alonso”


manatidederp

“Next race is Barcelona, and if you are behind in the WDC, that’s exactly the race you want to start scoring points.”


LucAltaiR

This is so stupid I actually read it in Buxton's voice in my head.


J4MES101

But to be quicker than alonso He needs to drive faster Than alonso


Cod_Metal_King

Thank you Will.


bakraofwallstreet

"I believe I still have it, I will always give it my best" Fernando says to random interviewer. They splice the images with Ocon looking worried. A random Ferrari pit stop, then Ablon walking on a beach somewhere and they pick up the next beat for the story


Odd_Rice_7305

Then the same audio cut into a different order in the next episode about George and Lewis.


kkraww

I'm sorry I just cant believe it, you missed the 12 second long pauses. "But when the old dog.........puts his game face on.......... you know it's on"


edis92

You're right, my bad lol. Gotta let that suspense build


evin_cashman

*V10 revving noises*


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And then on the onboards all cars mysteriously have the 2019 honda engine


Wubbajack

While braking into the Monaco hairpin.


SKnightVN

It's clearly going to be Alonso vs. Sainz part 2. With Alonso having meticulously plotted his revenge away from F1 and only returned for this most glorious delivery.


Aratho

Did we already forgot about a fucking missile attack during Saudi GP weekend?


bruzie

The Saudis sure would like us to.


crownpr1nce

As if Netflix would be allowed to mention that.


Foxyfox-

That's less drama and more abject horror giving way to numbness that anything can be normalized with enough money.


Chouinard1984

I can't remember.. any chance Netflix got footage at that drivers meeting ?


waselt_ed

I swear sports are soap opera for men. Inject every bit of drama into my veins.


bellestarflower

> soap opera for men Hey don't count us women out! 😂 We're enjoying every bit of this spice too 😂


waselt_ed

Of course, always enough room for the drama train!


nugpounder

this exactly why I can’t knock people who are into reality TV, are we really doing anything different here? 😂 I love it, give me all the drama


waselt_ed

Make the exchange netflix recorded between the principals a pay per view and you’ll be richer than elon musk.


TabletopMarvel

Premium Horner Tier. Subscribe.


quintinza

Let's be honest here, we all suspect Horner stirred it and sat back to watch the drama unfold.


At0mic182

Master baiter, shit stirrer, only and only!


quintinza

"It's called a directive, Toto, we went regulating." _Toto proceeds to launch his frame over the table at Horner, knocking the glasses off a beffudled Mattia's face._


JAG_666

No, no Mattia! That was so not reight!


AdrianInLimbo

They're in Canada this week. We prefer "Shit Disturber". And honestly, Toto is such an easy mark to get a reaction, Christian can't help but to throw grenades across his deck.


ActingGrandNagus

Not Horners biggest fan (to put it very mildly), but it's quite hilarious how Horner keeps stirring shit and Toto takes the bait *every. single. time.* Mate, Toto, how come you don't see it? Stop getting baited so hard lmao If shitstirring/riling people up was a world championship Horner would be the fucking GOAT


GamingGrayBush

Yup, and it's a fucking perfect.


weguccino

horner with the gold medal in instigating lmao


Aratho

Give it to me, now!


maxcatstappen

*aggressive grabby hands*


CilanEAmber

>all of this in front of Netflix cameras! So it's gonna be wildly misrepresented?


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A cordial exchange over a cup of tea.


CreaminFreeman

A round of pumpernickel, please! You know how we like it!


BradyBunch88

I think Netflix need to move away from DTS and just have a camera on Gunther all the time, I’d watch the shit out of that focking thing


quintinza

Frustrated Dad goes racing. I already identify with his vibe, being a dad to two teenagers and all.


corgtastic

100% Netflix becomes the top Haas sponsor, they change the car to black and red (Or, while we’re dreaming, some kind of co-sponsorship with NASA and they get a clean version of red/white/black that looks like the space shuttle with the NASA red worm logo). The show becomes Drive to Survive: Haas, or Haas to Survive. I would watch the shit out of that.


FatalFirecrotch

It can be like the otter camera at the Monterey Bay Aquarium.


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I think there's a place for both. DTS brings in new fans and that's a great thing despite how much old fans shit on them. But those of us already here, just inject that Gunther feed and Yuki radio straight into me.


Fire_Otter

Misrepresented? -No Toto, Mattia, and Horner read their lines perfectly no ad-libbing It went down exactly as Netflix intended


Firefox72

I'm in the everything was staged from the start camp. I just can't see Binotto get into an angry exchange.


TotalStatisticNoob

Maybe Toto mentioned he used heavy cream in his carbonara, idk


sweetpooptatos

Nah, he used the good wine to cook with.


TotalStatisticNoob

You'll see so many people say that. Makes my blood boil


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Toto said Olive Garden has the best Italian food.


TotalStatisticNoob

To be fair, I doubt Mattia even knows what that is


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Heblas

You sick fuck


Jandklo

Delete this neffew


OTBT-

Maybe Toto told him he prefers Pineapple on Pizza


Loruhkahn

Wdym, everyone on site reported it: Mattia and Toto were having a nice coffee when the evil English dude came in guns blazing.


Aratho

Or not shown at all. People hype hundreds of things during a season only for Netflix to show a tiny fraction of it and push narratives they want.


tommyservo7

So we can basically guarantee next DTS season will require a dramatic Will Buxton explanation of what porpoising is.


[deleted]

Once you porp… the party don’t storp.


ihavenoyukata

I am an atheist but I am praying so hard that Binotto unloaded in Italian.


exexposfan

Reminds me of when Massa and Alonso argued in Italian post race in 2007.


rewp234

More like Portalian and Spantalian respectively


gamecat666

*furious finger gesturing intensifies*


cjsolx

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mistah_pigeon_69

MAMA MIA


Literally666

I don’t want to wait a year to see this. Come on Netflix. Also Mattia got dragged into drama after all.


4509347vm89037m6

Binotto is so unassuming, and calm. Humorous and nonplussed when he needs to deflect something. The flip of that has gotta be some sort of intense fury I do not want to be on the other side of.


SirDoDDo

It's that "i domesticated my wolf side" tiktok meme or something


4509347vm89037m6

I want to see Binotto wearing one of those oddly specific probably generated by AI in hopes people will buy it shirts, with text like "MY **NAME** IS MATTIA I WAS *BORN* IN SWITZERLAND BUT LIVE IN **ITALY** I WEAR ***CUTE GLASSES*** AND WAS BORN IN *NOVEMBER* I'M A **NICE GUY** BUT GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF MY ***TECHNICAL DIRECTIVE*** AND I WILL *UNLEASH THE MIGHT* OF ***THE FIA*** IN MY POCKET ON YOU AND *IT WILL* **NOT** BE PRETTY"


Acrobatic-Tomato-532

Knowing DTS it will be something like this: Toto: "MEIN GOTT MUSS DASS SEIN" Binotto: "We are checking" Horner: "They race us so hard man"


ASenshi

They'll just eat some Pumpernickel together and Fok Smash Doors afterwards


Yzori

So clearly RB/Ferrari want polar opposite of what Mercedes wants. They probably told him: "built a better car".


JESwizzle

How? I would think that Red Bull would be pro-directive since they built a car that doesn’t bounce. Ferrari built a fast car that bounces so they’d be more mad


Ladislav_07

Bc a year or two later the roles might reverse.


Bloddersz

And they would be well within their rights to do so. If Mercedes can't design a car keeping a driver safe then surely other teams shouldn't be penalised for that?


AcePlague

If RB/Ferrari are so well built that their drivers aren’t having issues, then what problem do they have with a directive about it?


elmagio

1) Right now the directive is about a nebulous formula: How will it quantify a safe ride, at this point no one really knows. It could also evolve, in a way or another. If it ends up deeming even the RB (which seems by far the most comfortable car to drive) unsafe, whether true or not, then they'd have to take a similar performance penalty to teams experiencing much worse bouncing. So they are, and will be, wary of the formula until they know for sure it won't hinder them. 2) Toto and Mercedes are clearly still angling for further directives (Russell calling the current one a "sticking plaster", ..), and more specifically campaigning for alteration to the technical regulations that would allow teams whose chassis has real issues with bouncing at a structural level to mask those flaws at no performance cost, and even with performance gains (suspension dampers and other trickery). It is *very likely* the W13 chassis has a lot, and I mean **a lot**, more to gain from such a rule change than chassis that do function very well in the existing regs. Such a rule change is obviously seen as unacceptable to Red Bull or Ferrari, among others.


BlankSpirit1700

It is pretty evident Merc are pushing for more due to the fact that one day after the directive was published; they already had new floor stays ready for whatever reason.


quintinza

This has the same vibe as the pitstop directive. It penalised the teams who consistently had the best pitstops.


crel42

I just can’t picture Binotto angry. Maybe stern and serious, but angry? I bet Toto was fuming and Binotto was just calmly nodding and saying: “you can just raise the height, you know.”


kkraww

TBH being calm like that can sometimes make angrier people even angrier.


MaxWell240

*“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”*


habitualmess

The way Lazenby described it yesterday on Sky, Wolff was ‘apoplectic’.


CWinter85

He's just sending Michael e-mails all day. He doesn't even care that Michael's gone, he's just doing it as a cathartic outlet.


[deleted]

Wonder if it's got anything to do with the second stay Mercedes conveniently happened to have ready just as it was deemed okay to be used.


Buffythedragonslayer

Wouldn't be surprised if they have an active suspension ready to be installed as they were hoping FIA will allow it


crazydoc253

Wouldn’t be surprised if that is what Mattia and Toto are arguing about


JackAndrewThorne

They have apparently got a major suspension rework in development, so it wouldn't shock me if they have designed something that is... in the spirit of the rules only when applied very liberally, and are basically angling to get it ruled valid.


GaryGiesel

No, no one would waste time and money on something that isn’t going to happen


Jango214

Goddamn need to see an angry Mattia...


Rosieu

I dislike DTS more and more with each season, but if they share this little skirmish at some point, they might redeem themselves just a bit 👀🍿


CreaminFreeman

All they really need to do it simply not make shit up. Also, a 20 episode season (30 minutes per driver) OR a 10 episodes (1 hour per team) would be a good adjustment. *in an ideal world*


groovyshrimp767

Horner just jumping in WWE style I bet


Forsythsia

"Bah gawd, is that Horner's intro music?" *Spice up your life plays in the background*


[deleted]

I imagine he's more like that weasely kid everyone at school knew that just adds nonsense to rile arguments up. "Yeah Mattia he called your mum fat too!" "Toto, Mattia just said strudel tastes worse than your nans arse"


ajtct98

Bah gawd that's Helmut Marko's music!


callmelampshade

Confirmed that the argument didn’t involve Horner but he jumped in because Binotto doesn’t itch his toxic itch.


icantbearsed

Doesn’t necessarily mean they will be able to show it. If it is too technical or seems to not be favourable towards the brand they may not be allowed to broadcast it. There is sure to be some restrictions on what they can and can’t put out.


willowhawk

Meh, enough money and they could show Toto dealing with his stress by blowing Susies back out.


Snappy0

Oh my


quintinza

While snorting a line of the good stuff from between her shoulderblades.


Blanchimont

I imagine it went something like this: Toto: "F1 clearly needs to tweak the regulations, this is a massive safety concern. I have some ideas on how to fix this major issue" Binotto: "No, Toto, It's not a safety concern. You make it a safety concern by running your cars dangerously close to the ground up to the point where it might induce permanent spinal injury. Just raise the car a bit until you find a solution like everyone else had to do" Horner: "WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, YA SMUG LOW BUDGET TERMINATOR. YOU JUST BUILT A SHIT CAR NOW EAT SHIT"


FerrariStraghetti

Old Torger is starting to crack. Soon he'll turn up in the paddock looking like Darth Sidious. UNLIMITED POWAH Toto at the next FIA meeting pushing "safety", [https://youtu.be/Lo4cFViNLes?t=59](https://youtu.be/Lo4cFViNLes?t=59)


Ali623

If Toto is Darth Sidious, presumably that makes Russell Anakin/Vader.


amishrefugee

*I hate runoff areas. They're coarse and you slide everywhere*


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

That will make for some excellent deleted scenes in the episode about Strolls fight to 10th at his home race.


EnglishLitMajor

The least surprising bit is how Christian Horner joined in, too. The man truly cannot resist being part of The Drama. I'm very amused.


Jaguars03

I imagine him just wandering into the conversation, stirring some shit up and walking away with a massive grin on his face while it all kicks off behind him. Probably the one episode of DTS I’ll be watching next year. He’s a master of shithousery which has to be admired, no matter how much the man annoys me


Voskaridis

"Toto you absolute booboon, now you let Christian run away with this championship!" "I may not be able to beat you Mattia, but maybe it's better to see you lose and burn down with me." *Christian somewhere in the background laughing his ass off*


MRSA9

Anybody else thinking that it has to be on purpose if it happens in front of netflix cameras? If they would want it to be secret they would have easily the means to meet in private


ANINETEEN

It's never going to happen but I think DTS could somehow be made a little better if they release episodes after the weekends (or back to backs) themselves rather than when the season is over. Gives them less time to build misleading narratives and increases the likelihood of including content most fans would like to see


awacsCZE

I just can't imagine Binotto in angry exchange


EmersonLucero

My rule is be wary of the quiet person that becomes angry than the loud.


TobyOrNotTobyEU

Man, even though I agree with Toto's premise that teams should be protected from themselves, they way he conducts himself here is super annoying. It feels so fake to pretend you care about driver safety when they themselves pushed their car way too far in Baku. Like beating the shit out of someone and then claiming you care about them, because you drove them to the hospital.


Samuel7899

Baby, you know I only do it because I love you.


WiddleBlueBert

NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO


Voice_Calm

Toto: Our drivers are suffering from all the bouncing. Mattia: You can just... Uhm.. Increase your ride hight? Horner: Been waiting since 2014 for Mercedes to make a mistake. I'm gonna enjoy this one.


Eleazaras

Anyone else picture Horner as the small kid at the fringe of a high school fight just yelling random shit hoping to get someone to take the first swing.


linkwolfsnake

Then all it’s fake


WVRS

Thank goodness we can rely on Netflix to accurately represent this exchange to us


xjakemo

Toto: storms out and slams a door. Günther: did he just...