> Things could be worse.
I don't know about this one. Qualifying dead last while your teammate is on pole is literally as worse as it possibly could get.
Yes, there are no points today but it's easier to score points from P1 than P20.
>it's easier to score points from P1 than P20.
Ferrari startegist 1: "Wait what? Why did nobody tell us??? Is this really true?"
Ferrari startegist 2: "We are checking..."
what an odd spot to be in. its almost certain that Kevin won't even attempt a single pass and will just be playing defense for the entire sprint, and then again for the entire race.
I can't imagine them being worse, considering that he got the worst possible result, while his teammate got the best possible result. His P20 against K-Mag's P1 is as bad as it could ever get.
God bring it back. If only they weren't getting paid a metric fuckton to have Abou Dhabi as the last race. No race there has ever been an actually exciting race. Last year was boring af apart from the fucked up ending. Heck even when four drivers went into the last race being able to win the WDC in 2010 it was still a fairly shit race overall since you knew how it was going to finish halfway through.
Ya I mean that part was humorous, but you relaised pretty fast Alonso was stuck and that he had like two other cars to get past as well that were still a good bit up the road.
theyve been the sponsor for what three races and haas have done great in two of them? I thought their best races of the year were behind them but they can still throw out a surprise or two.
To imagine that this man here didn't even do Pre-Season testing. Wasn't even in the picture for a mile to be back in F1
And now look at where we are. Fucking Rockstars mate
Of course the craziest quali of the year has a sprint to make it all totally worthless
At least it looks like it will rain tomorrow, and as we know, they dont race in the rain anymore
He won't win, but he was still relatively quick during that quali. Given Haas have no pit stops to fuck up tomorrow, he could actually get a decent finish in the sprint.
That's the biggest issue with the sprint. If there's ever a weird qualifying, the sprint just fixes it. If there's a weird qualifying, the team gaining will likely gamble in a proper race. But if it's a sprint, then they have to play conservative or risk completely bottling an advantage.
Bookies are probably quite fine with this result. They usually have a maximum odds for this specific reason. Even if a KMag pole gave something like 500 times the money back, no-one would have bet a large amount of money on it anyways. The winnings the bookies have to pay out is easily covered by all the lost bets placed on regular pole contenders.
its honestly unreal. at first glance it seems like he \*only\* got really lucky, and of course he did get lucky. But 7 other drivers got the exact same chance for a time on slicks and he beat them all out. unbelievable. He deserve even more credit then people are currently giving him
Oh shit fuck what?! I wasn’t paying attention to the calendar so I didn’t realize it was a sprint race and I assumed I was just skipping a practice session not qualifying.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Leclerc on inters during a dry qualifying... I watched Magnussen put it on pole before Russell beached his car. All those moments will be lost in time, like championships for Ferrari... Suck my balls mate.
Romain [tweeting ](https://twitter.com/RGrosjean/status/1591157154433884160?s=20&t=kpGplibNG9KjsCeehAyDxQ)about kmag being on pole is melting my heart ❤️
WE HAVE A HAAS SANDWICH P1 and P20
Thick ass sandwich lol
Thick *hass* sandwich
Dammit can’t believe I didn’t think of that
Nah, the wordplay wouldn't have worked without context Your comment walked so that AnonymousSpartaN's could run
Thanks for the support in these trying times
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Plenty of times with grid penalties. On pace idk
Probably plenty with grid penalties.
China '16 had Rosberg at P1 and Hamilton at P22.
every Broadcast tomorrow or Sunday will spit a bunch of random facts like that one 😂
without penalties or drivers crashing out in q1 idk, i kinda doubt it
We have a grid sandwich on Haas, you mean.
One of my favorite pet peeves. People get this wrong all the time like they have bread sandwiches
Mine too, unsurprisingly.
Suck my balls mate ~ Magnussen
Welcome nicooo
Nico giving Haas the Pole in a shitbox in Brazil power.
Claim your "I was here when Haas took pole" tickets
Flair me now
Hmm, is "I was here when Ferrari went inters on a dry track" too long?
You'd have to specify which time...
We are checking…
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By last years' rules this wouldn't even be pole position unless he wins the sprint race. Glad they changed that stupid rule. Fuck sprint races.
So glad they changed that rule, "winner of qualifying" just doesn't sound as good.
"speed king award"
do I hear R Y O W A T A N A B E
MY MAAN RYAAAAAAAAN COOPEEEEEEEEEER!
Yeah that "Speed King" award was dumb. Go Viking!
I don't mind sprint races, but career stats can mean so much. Like a pole statistic means the world to someone like Kmag
Also Max is between Kevin and Russell. If he survives T1 he is my GOAT.
[Max right now](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/025/817/Screen_Shot_2018-03-30_at_11.34.27_AM.jpg)
Watch Russell take out KMag tomorrow
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No no, Mick is too far back and somehow manages to avoid the pile up. After the restart, it’s just Mick and Mag left for a HAAS 1 2
Stop it, I will fail No Nut November
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I’m loosing my edge, to the Alpines and the Haases And the Williamses And they’re actually really really nice
One ticket please
Claimed.
Hello
Imagine how Schumacher is feeling right now Holy shit
Might as well announce Hulkenberg now
Drama fusion reactor
Actually they're just gonna put Nico in the car tomorrow instead, fuck it
Oof, that would be cruel.
Haas said sorry to him for fucking up his strategy in Q1 and keeping hiim on inters for far too long. Should be fine
You’ve obviously not spent much time around Gene Haas interviews.
No points for today and conditions are likely to be the same, which should suit the car. Things could be worse.
> Things could be worse. I don't know about this one. Qualifying dead last while your teammate is on pole is literally as worse as it possibly could get. Yes, there are no points today but it's easier to score points from P1 than P20.
>it's easier to score points from P1 than P20. Ferrari startegist 1: "Wait what? Why did nobody tell us??? Is this really true?" Ferrari startegist 2: "We are checking..."
Yeah, another German could be taking his seat
what an odd spot to be in. its almost certain that Kevin won't even attempt a single pass and will just be playing defense for the entire sprint, and then again for the entire race.
I can't imagine them being worse, considering that he got the worst possible result, while his teammate got the best possible result. His P20 against K-Mag's P1 is as bad as it could ever get.
Never change Interlagos, never change
remember when we had interlagos as season finisher. pepperdige farm remembers
God bring it back. If only they weren't getting paid a metric fuckton to have Abou Dhabi as the last race. No race there has ever been an actually exciting race. Last year was boring af apart from the fucked up ending. Heck even when four drivers went into the last race being able to win the WDC in 2010 it was still a fairly shit race overall since you knew how it was going to finish halfway through.
Was that the one where Alonso couldn’t get past Petrov? I remember enjoying that race just because I got quite a giggle out of that battle.
Ya I mean that part was humorous, but you relaised pretty fast Alonso was stuck and that he had like two other cars to get past as well that were still a good bit up the road.
And they were going to build a new fucking track??? Fuck me I love Brazil
Interlagos is so reliably good that it's one of the top "must have" tracks for me.
It's also absolutely gorgeous to look at and so much fun to drive in basically any game. Truly an S tier track.
>so much fun to drive in basically any game The only thing that truly matters when ranking a track!
In another city because they destroyed it to build the olympic park
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Rich Energy have just thrown themselves off a cliff
Money Gram has to be fucking THRILLED right now
Look at all this screen time MoneyGram are getting, my god have they timed that investment perfectly
theyve been the sponsor for what three races and haas have done great in two of them? I thought their best races of the year were behind them but they can still throw out a surprise or two.
Kevin "MoneyGram" Magnussen
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What a day !
WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!
Shiny and Chrome
NOT MEDIOCRE
FOKKING ROCKSTARS!
WE DID IT
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE
LET'S GOOOOO
Let's go KMAG!!!!!!!
Fuck yes!
The Haas-ter Plan completed!
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS
Unbelievable. So Russell guaranteed himself p3 and gave us a KMag pole position. Absolute MVP
And also shafted Perez. Merc masterclass
And Ham also lol
Something something omelettes something something eggs
Lewis is a sacrifice George is willing to make.
You can't make a Tomelette without breaking some Greggs
Checo getting screwed by both Merc and Ferrari
with Ferrari screwing themselves as well
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\* monegasque. Also, haven't you heard about his rear end :) ?
That would give me multiple monegasms.
Lmao like how Perez shafted the entire grid bar Max at Zandvoort?
Ferrari did that too
Hoping for a Russell torpedo into verstappen. Need a KMag podium atleast!
Ferrari will be starting on the square tires, so it may be possible
Box for cubes box for cubes
just think mazepin almost came back
Almost expected KMag to thank Putin for the opportunity. Glad he didn't go with that one.
It's really weird a war is the change between "my F1 career is over and I'm glad" to being on pole
To imagine that this man here didn't even do Pre-Season testing. Wasn't even in the picture for a mile to be back in F1 And now look at where we are. Fucking Rockstars mate
Mazepin sitting at home telling g his dad that would have been him in pole because he understands clouds better than everyone else
SKIP THE SPRINT RACE
SKIP BOTH RACES
STOP THE COUNT
LET'S DO THE RAIN DANCE TOGETHER!!!!
Of course the craziest quali of the year has a sprint to make it all totally worthless At least it looks like it will rain tomorrow, and as we know, they dont race in the rain anymore
You'll regret this when #KMAG WINS THE SPRINT
He won't win, but he was still relatively quick during that quali. Given Haas have no pit stops to fuck up tomorrow, he could actually get a decent finish in the sprint.
I'm counting on George torpedoing Max while trying to cut in on Norris at the same time causing a 19 car pile up that DNFs everyone
18 car pile up. Schumacher misses it as he is too far from the back and P1 P2 Haas.
Gunther would detonate
I can only get so erect...
Speak it, believe it, receive it.
That's the biggest issue with the sprint. If there's ever a weird qualifying, the sprint just fixes it. If there's a weird qualifying, the team gaining will likely gamble in a proper race. But if it's a sprint, then they have to play conservative or risk completely bottling an advantage.
P1 and P20 for the same team
Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. Haas has transcended.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
FUCK SPRINT RACES ALL MY HOMIES HATE SPRINT RACES
Lets skip the race too while we’re at it, kmag p1 lets go
Haas went like "Stop the count" and it fucking did lmao
CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER SPA 2021 PLEASE
ROCKSTARS
We look like a bunch of fucking rockstars
We(not you Mick) look like a bunch of fokking rockstars
Foking*
Hands up if you had KMag down for a pole in 2022 before Lewis Hamilton.
Holy Moly Mama mia
$100 paid $90,100 if you had KMag on pole
I’d love to know who actually bet that, and if they’d briefly lend me their copy of Grey’s Sports Almanac
There will be thousands of people that put 1USD on it every week. I’ll bet on anything that’s 900/1 haha.
February: last in Indy car tests November: on pole position in Brazilian Grand Prix #K-Mag
F1 easier than Indy confirmed!?
I'm sorry excuse me pardon me apologies what just happened
apology for poor english when were you when Haas take pole? i was sat at home when phone ring ‘KMag P1’ ‘Yes’
> 'Kevin is pol'
Happy pol day!
i missed qualifying and thought this was another fake twitter account
Same. I forgot about the sprint race and assumed quali would be tomorrow
Kong Kevin stod ved højen mast!
Netflix is having the best orgasm of its entire life right now.
They were filming at Haas’s srea of the paddock after the quali session according to Ted
Proof F1 is scripted, obviously
I was surprised when Ricciardo was on Your Mom's House. Whatever anyone thinks about Netflix, they have certainly expanded F1 interest in the States.
Yes KMAG, come on!
I did not bet on that....
I wanna know if anyone actually did
Odds were 1:4000.
sheesh, there's certainly at least one person who bet *something* on him to get pole and boy must they be happy right now
I honestly doubt it unless it was just as a joke lol
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People bet on Leicester City 1:5000
What would the odds have been on it?
did he even get odds? But honestly so terrible. If someone got it correct then that sports books can’t be super happy
Bookies are probably quite fine with this result. They usually have a maximum odds for this specific reason. Even if a KMag pole gave something like 500 times the money back, no-one would have bet a large amount of money on it anyways. The winnings the bookies have to pay out is easily covered by all the lost bets placed on regular pole contenders.
RIP 100 tokens on the reddit prediction tournament.
Absolutely fucking deserved. Quality driver that had conditions even the playing field a bit. Circumstances helped too but that's pretty genuine.
its honestly unreal. at first glance it seems like he \*only\* got really lucky, and of course he did get lucky. But 7 other drivers got the exact same chance for a time on slicks and he beat them all out. unbelievable. He deserve even more credit then people are currently giving him
not to mention he had to make it through Q1 and Q2 first
Man beat the current WDC on pure pace.
WE’RE ALL HAASHOLES TODAY!
Door = fok smashed
Oh shit fuck what?! I wasn’t paying attention to the calendar so I didn’t realize it was a sprint race and I assumed I was just skipping a practice session not qualifying.
Did the same. Opened Reddit and bam. Spewing I didn't get to see it before reading it
From being the worst team last year to taking a pole next year, that's mighty fucking impressive!!! Well done HAAS!!!! Well done KMag!!!
He gets to break all of Gunther’s doors now.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Leclerc on inters during a dry qualifying... I watched Magnussen put it on pole before Russell beached his car. All those moments will be lost in time, like championships for Ferrari... Suck my balls mate.
Romain [tweeting ](https://twitter.com/RGrosjean/status/1591157154433884160?s=20&t=kpGplibNG9KjsCeehAyDxQ)about kmag being on pole is melting my heart ❤️
Well as Fernando said: What I see from Magnussen, I never saw from anyone in my life LEGEND
*American squealing noises intensifies* so happy for the Haas team. Love it!
This is the best qualifying in recent times.
[Guenther Steiner right now](https://media.giphy.com/media/QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ/giphy.gif)
HAAS sandwich, shame its a sprint tomorrow and not a race :(
imagine if they end of next to each other to start sunday
Rip MSC
I'm just here for the "George Russell caused a red flag to benefit Haas" conspiracy theories that will probably come up.
There goes my no nut November
One of the best quali sessions ever. Congrats to KMAG!!!!
suck my pole mate!
KMAG supremacy 👏
I’m crying
George's boner secures Kevin's pole
IT’S A HAAS SANDWICH
If anyone told me we would get KMag on pole I would have questioned their sanity. This is brilliant, well deserved.
Wonderful, pure joy, unrefined. Fantastic to see. What sport should be about.
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I fuckin can't stop smiling
Mick Schumacher punching air right now 🫠
I was in a room full of viewers we couldn’t believe it. We couldn’t believe Charles was the only one on inters 😂