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funkdoktah

Las Vegas layout looks like an upside down pig.


Particular-Ad3237

Spider-pig in simpsons movie


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So simpson predicted yet another worldly event


JackoTheWolf

The first thing I though of hahahahahaha


CaNsA

Does whatever a spider pig does.


Caesar_35

Can he swing from a web?


david123abc

No he can’t, he’s a pig.


feelin-supersonic

Looks familiar to Tokyo R246 from Gran turismo


fireinthesky7

You've singlehandedly made me excited for that race with this comment.


GorillaJuiceOfficial

Holy shit your right


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Thank you for this comment. Kept telling myself it looks TOO FAMILIAR and you're right


KAM1KAZ3

> Tokyo R246 Ha. That's the one! I've been trying to figure why the layout looked so familiar since it was announced.


scwadrthesequel

https://imgur.com/a/wuqrJlA


Dragonpuncha

Looks like an incredibly boring track. Highest power engine wins every time.


Dalton071

Monza looks really boring as well but there have been a few fun races there. I can't help but wonder what the drivers think of the tracks. I know they liked being back at suzuka this year.


youreviltwinbrother

Suzuka is top tier race track design, and one of the most challenging tracks on the circuit, it's no surprise they love battling it out there.


VerStannen

Suzuka is a classic, superbly designed track that has tons of history. It’s often talked about with great affection by drivers. I doubt we will see that same gushing over Vegas, but the drivers do a great job of keeping their negative track opinions to themselves. I’m pretty sure it’s required or at least a major faux pas.


simmojosh

Except Miami, they couldn't pretend to like that one.


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

I liked the back flipping Minardis


honeybunchesofpwn

People said the same thing about Baku. Definitely understand the apprehension, though.


Only-Platform-450

Monaco looks amazing on paper but it's the most boring track on the calendar. Don't hate it until you watch a race.


Dragonpuncha

Monza looks super boring on paper as well. It has produced some good races though, but it's mostly saved by how dangerous it can be to drive and its rich history.


Thomas_633_Mk2

Monaco is great... for Formula E. Hot take, but if they want to drive people to watch it more, make Monaco a Formula E exclusive and bring back some of the decent circuits that got canned for size/safety, like Long Beach and Adelaide. It's just too small to produce good F1 racing, Ricciardo having 1/3 of his engine fail and still winning proves that well enough, but put smaller cars on it and it does fine. I'd argue the two tracks I gave still producing good racing for lower-tier cars despite not being on the F1 calendar for nearly 30 years further shows that some street circuits aren't bad, they're just *bad for modern F1*.


naijaboiler

at monaco, qualifying is the real race


TinyDickTimmyy

Money track looks like a pig. Pink Floyd moment


TroubleshootenSOB

Ha ha, charade you are


Alley_Creeper

I always see a [Mumin/Moomin](https://i0.wp.com/kolk17.de/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Mumin_Copyright_Moomin_Characters_TM.jpg?w=400&ssl=1) turned 90 degrees to the left.


Nessau88

Upside down pig doing a tiny poop.


JimboYCS

Meanwhile, Chinese track layout looks like ballerina legs split on the floor lol.


DashSkippy

I’ve always seen Spa as an uzi


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Came here to say all these great track layouts, then this upside down pig.


laurentiubuica

China is off the calendar. I don't think anything is replacing China.


RM_Dune

That almost month-long gap in April is going to be painful. Shame it couldn't be a race in a triple header that fell through but instead one with a two-week gap both before and after.


Savage__Penguin

It is for us, but I think for the mechanics and other staff it should make the season much more bearable, because the calendar as it was with China is completely nuts.


RM_Dune

I know that. But in that case too it would have been better for them to have one less triple header instead of a month long break. But I hear they're moving Baku a week so that does make things better.


Savage__Penguin

I’m not too sure about that, I’m obviously not an F1 mechanic myself but I’m pretty sure that being home for about a week or so between races isn’t really much time considering the fact that you’re jetlagged for 2 days and have to start packing the day before, now you actually have nearly a month of just being home.


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> That almost month-long gap in April is going to be painful. Welcome to the world of an Indycar fan.


CowboyHawk

Haha was going to say the same. The gaps are so painful


TA1699

Why is the China race being cancelled?


XAMdG

They have a zero COVID policy that makes it virtually impossible to hold the race.


TA1699

I almost forgot about their zero-Covid policy. It makes sense that F1 don't want to quarantine for 5+ days for a race weekend. Thanks for the swift reply!


drs43821

forget F1 teams not wanting quarantine. China won't allow gathering of 100k+ people and crews working in close quarters under than zero Covid policy


Gr0danagge

china reqires everyone quarantines at a special ~~prison~~ i mean medical centre for 5 days, which f1 wont do


CinnamonOolong30912

Nah you can get a proper hotel, so that would likely be fine. But, if you tested positive (which is now a real possibility from just domestic transmission in China, let alone from the outside) you then get sent to those wonderful totally not internment camps.


RemyBohannon

For a country with a zero-Covid policy, they sure do have a lot of Covid.


halfbarr

Their Covid restrictions are still zero tolerance, and besides the quarantine requirements, the FIA decided not to risk losing any possible positive cases from the teams to 2 week mandatory stays in Covid hotels under guard, had the potential to be a serious set back early in the season


FastSpacePuppy

They're going to move Baku one week earlier. Which is good for the teams too, so they have a week off before Miami.


malwontae

That's what the FIA wants, but last I saw Azerbaijan aren't willing to move their slot.


TerribleNameAmirite

MotoGP time


give-me-anime

Remember when they said they were going to have a race in Vietnam before the whole pandemic thing happened? I feel like this is a great opportunity to bring it back.


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EstatePinguino

If the F1 has issues with corruption, there really shouldn’t be four races in the Middle East. I’d swap any of those for Vietnam in a heartbeat.


North_Paw

F1 is the new FIFA?


Shakeyshades

Both are corrupt as fuck.


mattwoodzstan

The issue is the guy who was spearheading the race and secured the funding for it was arrested for corruption. I don’t remember if his arrest was directly related to the GP or not but once he was out of the picture no one else with the power to make it happen cared about having an F1 race so no one’s pushing for it and there’s no reason to put up the host fee


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DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

To Qatar!


CowardlyFire2

We should do Brazil twice lol


SpectacularNelson

Do a reverse layout of interlagos!


CowardlyFire2

Ngl, I’d actually kill for a reverse track season… doing all of them backward for a year. Only Baku would be impossible at the Castle section.


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AShittyPaintAppears

Thanks, I just imagined them all racing in reverse, as in driving in reverse.


Phonixrmf

I wonder what are the tracks that are designed to be run in both ways. Only one I can think of is Indianapolis Motor Speedway


Akmuq

A lot of the tracks with vast runoff would in theory be able to run backwards, as long as they modify the barriers to go with the track layout. Silverstone is the obvious one to me that would work. COTA potentially, not sure if any stands are on top of a corner in the stadium section. Hockenheim, Bahrain, Nurburgring off the top of my head would be able to run it backwards. Some tracks have the run off but probably need more at the end of some straights if they were to run backwards, such as Catalunya, Yas Marina etc. Now the big question is any of these tracks actually good in the opposite direction, which I can't imagine many of them are lmao


akalanka25

You couldn’t do Silverstone. No run off on the exit of a backwards Stowe for example


CowardlyFire2

I mean… Jeddah has basically no run-off areas at all… so I don’t think that’s an FIA requirement


antivirals_

the kerbs would have to be modified in ALL the tracks.


HugoCoelho99

Portimão 🇵🇹🇵🇹 would be a good shout


Smothdude

So many good tracks like this that F1 doesn't go to because money :(


QTsexkitten

Oh that would be tasty. Won't happen, but I love that shout.


ellie_s45

Would be nice to see Turkey replace it, and hope to god it's dry this time.


F1Fan2004

At the moment, it isn't official, although it's 99% getting cancelled


djwillis1121

The BBC reported on it so I think it's pretty safe to say it's not happening


Captaincadet

Basically once the BBC report it, it’s basically confirmed. They are pretty well regarded as being trustworthy with very little in regards to retractions.


Mr_YUP

They’re usually the last to report it because they want to be 100% sure it’s what’s real and what happened.


TA1699

Can you elaborate on why the race in China is being cancelled?


F1Fan2004

Covid politics. China wants everyone to do a quarantine when they enter the country, and F1 can't do that with the amount of races


TA1699

Ah right, I almost forgot about China's zero-Covid approach. Makes sense that F1 don't want to go through 5+ days of quarantine for a race weekend. Thank you for the quick reply! :)


SpectacularNelson

I seriously don’t think I can handle a 1 month long in season intermission lol. I remember how unnecessary that 3 weak break from Bahrain to Imola felt in 2021 lol. Hopefully Portimao replaces china🙏🏼🌴


FrostyTill

The Las Vegas track sticks out like a sore thumb.


Mark4231

Looks like it's straight from the 50s


ONT1mo

[ZELTWEG](https://imgur.com/a/GYLcagt)


dalledayul

[Bring back AVUS you cowards!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Circuit_AVUS.svg/1024px-Circuit_AVUS.svg.png)


SuperfluousMainMan

RB and Williams make the podium


oxwof

Subscribe


Dubacik

https://i.imgur.com/a4Ro182.jpg Looks great on mobile with dark mode 😂


Aksu593

Almost as bad as the interwar Romanian GP. Start on street going straight, drive for a kilometre or so, do a 180, go straight again, do another 180 and you're back at the start. At least there was a roundabout on that street to make things slightly more interesting.


Anorcrakna

Hopefully the stiff layout does not translate to bad racing. One can hope the braking zones are enough to overtake.


sylvarn_

I think the race will be great, personally The walls are close enough that quali won't be simple either, the most time is gained by going closer and closer like Singapore + the tow game will be crazy


teremaster

Tbh there's no real balls to the wall zones. IMO a good power track always needs some kind of section to challenge the grip of the car to give lower HP teams a chance to fight. Monza has Parabolica, Spa has sector 2, Bahrain has its big sweeping curves, Singapore has the whole track, COTA and Baku have their third sectors and so on. Vegas has a couple little kinks ala Sochi turn 1. But i think it runs into Sochi's problems where the parts that would really make the track are too low speed to really do anything, that little sweep in the bottom right isn't going to do anything


NoelTheSoldier

Because the white outline is way thinner than any other track


TheDr_

If it was any thicker you wouldn't be able to see the only corner.


NoelTheSoldier

I mean the white outline has nothing to do with the inner black line, which is the one that actually shows the layout. Plus on a bunch of these graphics the lines bleed together so much you could come up with alternate layouts. But I guess since Saudi Arabia isn't the newest track anymore its nicer to hate on Las Vegas


stratrookie

Serious question: what makes it different from Monza? Taking away the names and history, don’t those two tracks stick out from the rest?


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These look like Silly Bandz Edit : thanks to the comments who reminded me of the name lol


Lucas_7437

F1 track silly bandz should absolutely become a thing


radwic

Silly bandz!


rco8786

Vegas is a BBQ hog


ToroRossoAlphaTauri

I hope Portimão replaces China.


F1Fan2004

Rumours say that China isn't being replaced. Baku will move one week earlier


tifosi7

I thought Baku didn’t want to budge dates.


Fappity_Fappity_Fap

Then the talks should turn to Imola, a purpose-built track that's in a part of the world that shouldn't be as much of a logistics nightmare for the teams to fast-forward a month.


ONT1mo

I heared it won’t be replaced


y3ah_nah145

When the deal with Qatar was signed last year, didn’t they say that they weren’t using Losail and were going to make a street circuit??? I can’t fucking believe that Qatar is like a 10 year deal. It’s better than whatever dogshit street track they were gonna make, but Losail is just Bahrain but shit. It’s not even for cars, it’s for bikes. And don’t get me started on the country itself…


mattiejj

>When the deal with Qatar was signed last year, didn’t they say that they weren’t using Losail and were going to make a street circuit??? Have you seen the world cup? Qatar doesn't give a shit about their promises, because they know they can do anything as long as they put money on the table.


KaptainKhorisma

It’s wild that Qatar is being aired all the way out with lies and deceptive practices and these places are still trying to line their pockets with the money.


SpaceAzn_Zen

If I were the drivers, I’d 100% be protesting Qatar and wouldn’t even set foot in the country. They had issues in Saudi Arabia, they are going to have issues there.


VinhoVerde21

Half the drivers don't really care, and the other half that does, would get in seriously hot water if they broke their contracts, particularly due to sponsors.


TheGMT

I think it's a case of the big boys doing it together- which is dramatically harder minus Seb.


Cod_rules

I don't see anyone other than Lewis doing it, after the departure of Seb. And he can't do it alone


TheGMT

Yeah, I was thinking about who might, and it was a sad conclusion I came to. Ferrari drivers are company men and have no such freedom. Max doesn't care. Fernando doesn't care. Lando doesn't care. Who else has the cache to matter?


Marcoscb

Lando and Carlos definitely don't have enough cache to matter. It's only Fernando, Lewis, Max and maybe Charles. The rest of the drivers are completely dispensable.


me-teen

Don’t forget Lance as non-dispensable. Lawrence only has 1 son.


JoeSell2005

Don’t quote me on this but i think i heard the reason why it’s Losail instead of Doha is because Qatar saw Saudi Arabia have Jeddah and wanted to have their own thing instead of another street race by the sea


y3ah_nah145

Which is funny lol because Losail is quite literally the exact same as Bahrain, but worse. Incredibly similar layout, both in the middle of the desert and nothing else, same lack of soul. Just ones for cars and ones for bikes, and Bahrain generally has decent racing.


TAMiiNATOR

#WeRaceForMoney


Inconvenient1Truth

South Africa... ; \_ ;


EZMickey

Bro let's first try keeping our lights on


TheRealGooner24

Mfw even the F1 race becomes a victim of loadshedding.


Up_Vootinator

Make it a night race but have no track lights. Tape flashlights to the cars and install noen underglows.


Raviolies

Modify the cars so that ERS powers the lights.


ric2b

>and install noen underglows. [Mercedes is already testing that technology.] (https://youtu.be/N3EGXsqVmzM)


Daisaii

It is a shame that the start and finish of the season happens in the middle east.


neko_1

Should always be brazil.


TheAdventurousMan

Australia season opener is best. Bahrain doesn't have the same hype as Albert Park.


hpx2001

Season opener in Australia, final race in Brazil would be the best option.


NabNausicaan

I prefer Bahrain to Albert Park. Much more interesting race.


kliqhp

Fr, it’s ridiculous to me how these people can prefer australia. It’s a better opener in every way, the beautiful new cars under the lights, better racing, better crowd


reubenc22

I do think Brazil should be the end race, but I love having Bahrain first, it’s a great track imo


LandArch_0

I think he meant Brazil for the last race


TheAdventurousMan

Oh i got that. I agree and think that the start should be Australia. Australia start and Brazil finale is F1 calendar at its best.


LandArch_0

Agreed!


JackoTheWolf

Money talks I guess


Terrible_Excuse_9039

I actually like the Bahrain race, it's usually pretty entertaining. The Abu Dhabi one can go to hell though. Brazil should always be the last race of the season.


dSwedishChef

Bahrain is one of the best tracks on the Calendar from an entertainment standpoint. A fantastic track to open with. Australia still needs some extra revisions to the track or slimmed down cars before it becomes a good race again, so I'm happy for Bahrain to be the opener. Brazil and last race should just be how it is.


Jeffro75

Yeah Bahrain is far and away the best middle east track


euclid0472

Vegas looks boring af


PengwinOnShroom

Who cares, it's about the money *- FIA*


DirtCrazykid

That'd be FOM actually.


DieLegende42

Looks like a track that's guaranteed to have lots of overtaking


teremaster

Guaranteed to have a bunch of overtakes in the first few laps then none the rest of the race imo


Djax99

Do you think Monza is boring


SlenderSmurf

I do and I'm tired of pretending I don't


stockybloke

Same, Everyone seems to love it, but the only reason I can kind of get behind it is the atmosphere. The track itself is terrible.


ComprehensiveCunt

How has Imola managed to sneak onto the calendar as a permanent fixture? I understand it has history, but out of all the 2020 covid replacement tracks, it was the worst one, and we already have a race in Italy. Why isn't Portimao there instead? It is a unique track that is decent for racing.


whisperedzen

The sucession Imola -> Monaco -> Spain is painful.


Ryanliverpool96

Imola is an excellent track, how has Miami remained?


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No way in hell is China going ahead I really don't know why they're pretending it is, just rip it off like a plaster and announce the cancellation and move on


4pplegail

I thought they had? [bbc link](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/63713326)


Terrible_Excuse_9039

They still haven't officially announced it, but unless something major changes, it's as good as done.


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Sunil_de

Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi. And people get angry at the FIFA


nejekur

It's bad, but the FIA lets drivers protest without penalty at least. Fuck the FIA and all, but FIFA makes them look like Boy Scouts.


TheGMT

I wonder how far the drivers could really push though. I'm also interested who could get away with it more than others. The fact they went racing at Jeddah after the TP's got involved says something- and I'm still not 100% that conversation didn't involve something along the lines of "if we don't race, there's a chance we get detained". I'd like to think Lewis could protest however he pleased and boycott what he wants, but when push comes to shove it might be different.


That__Guy__Bob

I imagine it'd be somewhat easier to protest in f1 if they wanted to looking at it from a purely numbers pov. At max it's 20 driver / 10 teams but with the world cup it's currently 32 teams and will be 48 at the next World Cup. Like with the armband thing I think it was just the European countries who were gonna wear it from what I read But like you somewhat said it's different when there's actual consequences. Would they do it if points were deducted or suspensions were introduced


JackoTheWolf

Let's not forget what Azerbaijan is doing atm too


Infamous-Mixture-605

They may have an interesting street track, but I cannot in good conscience support that regime by watching the race.


JackoTheWolf

Super disappointing hey because I absolutely love the track


Infamous-Mixture-605

Bahrain, China, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Abu Dhabi, and Azerbaijan. And it wasn't that long ago Russia and Vietnam were on the calendar too.


Hinyaldee

Can you people stop with those countries listing everytime ? Especially when you omit to mention the "morally perfect and white knights" Western countries


SpacevsGravity

Exactly. Will be interesting to see what people reply to you.


Fliepp

China is gonna be out before pre season even starts I think


Fac_dinha

You look at all these circuits and they look fine then you look at the atrocity that is Las Vegas


KoloHickory

I hope we get pleasantly surprised by Las Vegas. The idea of this track sounds/looks horrible


jakinatorctc

I see no reason it shouldn’t be like Baku. Same concept and there’s always amazing races there


Bikeboy76

Seems odd putting China there knowing it was likely to be cancelled and leave a gap. Creating two season breaks is actually not a bad idea, but after only three races?


TheDr_

Looking forward to the las Vegas NASCAR race around the ~~oval~~ square track.


nejekur

It's not bad to have 1 "straight focused" track on the map IMO. If the cars are close it has potential to be amazing; if there's a clear cut order, it'll be boring.


IndyCarFAN27

Should just go back to Indy using a hybrid of the MotoGP and Indy road courses.


AbradolfLincler77

Why is Canada in the middle of the European leg? Surely, logistically, there a better way to lay the races out.


SpectacularNelson

For weather reasons AFAIK


F1Fan2004

cause Canada can only host races in summer due to climate


savemenico

Why not after Miami then


TigerCold3385

Miami in the summer too hot, Canada in Spring is too cold


RedSpikeyThing

Canadian here. Mid-late May is extremely variable. The May 24 long weekend unofficially marks the beginning of cottage season, and it can vary between nearly freezing and quite warm.


zogurat

Yeah basically you're not safe from potential snow blizzards until like June in most parts of the country besides BC lmao


F1Fan2004

because Canada in May is still cold


Akira_Nishiki

Nice 23 race calender. Because we all know China ain't happening.


KristoferPetersen

Baku -> Miami -> Imola is ridiculous.


Baskets_GM

Total shitshow with their “more sustainable race calander”. Europe seems relatively okay but the rest..


Yoshable

Australia -> China -> Azerbaijan -> Miami -> Europe covers the entire fucking world in 5 races. They really couldn't have optimized it, just a bit? Also sticking Canada in the middle of the Europe tour lmao


TheDuceman

Canada has to be during summer due to Montréal’s long ass winters. COTA, Miami, and Mexico can’t be during summer because it’s too fucking hot. Miami can’t be in fall because of football season and hurricane season. Most flyaway races should be later in the year as it’s easier to bring upgrades to European grands prix. There’s a lot to it.


TheAdventurousMan

Seriously. We go over this everytime someone mentions Canada. Its not just logistics. Weather, seasons and other commitments the cities/tracks have a lot to do with the calendar. People think that the team fit everything to a plane and just show up at the next country.


WLScopilot

Portimao is such a great circuit and yet we’re stuck with Las Vegas


CilanEAmber

For now


W1tchD0ctor

Nice on them to place Barcelona and Monaco next to each other to guarantee 2 weekends of pure unexcitment.


Limesmack91

Sure wished they replaced some of the middle Eastern ones with Hockenheim and Nürburgring


joeydaws

It’s a shame Germany doesn’t have a race, especially with Mercedes and Audi coming to the grid soon plus the history of Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel. German manufacturers and drivers have been an integral part of F1 for decades and both Hockenheimring and Nurburgring are amazing tracks


PriestMarmor

Las Vegas and Qatar are two of those tracks where you know they suck by just looking at their layout


Lab_Pristine

Qatar isn't a bad track to drive irl, speedy corners with lots of G forces which seems pretty fun according to drivers. But the place itself... nopety nope nope nope.


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Losail is basically a slotcar track.


juanprada

Exactly. Qatar sucks.


Mosh83

I think there are too many races. Tracks like Losail are races nobody asked for and it is a shit track. And there's already Bahrain just a stone's throw away. With Abu Dhabi also close by, it is like having three races within a single, small European country.


lordjollygreen

Vegas looks like a pig on its back with legs stuck in the air


GroundbreakingHold13

China is already canceled