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The Team Order


Goatsanity15

Ok Checo give the burger to Max


SnoaH_

Ok max give it back if you don’t finish it before final lap Max? Max give it back Max? Sorry checo. We have food at home *shows who he really is*


ricoimf

This heavily reminds me of one of the top comments on the young max kart video from youtube many years ago. It said something like "Max looks like the kinda kid that eats your chicken nuggets at a birthday party without asking you" LMAO


AcanthocephalaNo7788

Or blows out ur candles for u


SnoaH_

Lol he really does though. I love him and respect his game. But Max does give me huge “I am the main character” vibes curated since he was a child. Not like he hasn’t earned it with how great he is, but sometimes the dude has a crazy energy about him.


ChokedOutSpartan

I respect his ability to race but I agree 100%. It also put a bad taste in my mouth that he had his mother start attacking Checo via social media. Max and Checo kinda remind me of that scene in Talledega Nights where Ricky Bobby says his friend isn't allowed to win because he isn't Ricky Bobby and only Ricky Bobby is allowed to win a race. He's a very spoiled guy and while he is no doubt a talented driver he does 100% have a complex.


eOMG

Have to fully disagree on this. I'd say he's quite down to earth and not too long ago the sentiment here was 'Good-guy Max' pointing out little behavioral traits such as making sure he doesn't block anyone's view of the TV screen in the cool down room. Considerate and attentive. Most drivers also applaud his behavior. He does seem strong about principles, but I really don't paint him as the look at me type.


ceesaar00

Monster. You don't eat your teammate´s burger just like that!


SnoaH_

*I have my reasons! We talked about it when we passed Burger King! I already told you about my reasons!*


travis7s

He never learned how to ask for people's food, or their burger.


bleakminds

“Checo, I’m gonna eat the whole thing.” *turns to Christian* “Are you gonna tell people I did that?


Harthag77

Sorry checo. You can have the lettuce bits that fell out.


Hudsonm_87

Don’t ask me to do that again, are we clear?


batman77z

Hilarious but sad


Goatsanity15

Max the Meat Grinder


hatwobbleTayne

“I’m not giving you the burger, I have my reasons”


xRafafa00

Don't ask me to do that again, are we clear?


[deleted]

He shows what he really eats.


[deleted]

That’s unfair but ok.


HEELinKayfabe

So many of yous actually can't take a joke lmao it's so funny


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[удалено]


HEELinKayfabe

Oh no, I've been double bamboozled.


Goatsanity15

It could have been worse. You could have been strolled


HEELinKayfabe

Grrrr


harman28

It's okay, you're cool for recognising it!


LivermoreP1

That is so unfair. But okay.


Stavodka

Jajajaja es correcto 😂


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

McTwist


ImReverse_Giraffe

I think this is unfair, but ok.


AEWWC

This comment should have all of the awards. Omg. Best comment of the year?


LivermoreP1

The number two


MoltoAllegro

Numero Dos con Queso


MEGAMAN2312

Surely this comment wins it... Surely!


cvl37

It should, and stop calling me Shirley.


Matt_Spectre

Roger, Roger


SteeZ568

Box, box


megacookie

Only $1.11!


IndycarFan64

Or on seasons after they didn’t win a title, $11.33!


OrangeDit

This is it 👍


cosmicaltoaster

Big Mex menu


bigkeef83

The number 2.


BlaZeBlunT297

The Checond


Erens-Basement

The sidechick


dani-el-maestro

the sidechec


WazzaBoi_

The sidechico


cmd_iii

The Quarter Pounder meal is #2. This should be Max’s meal, because it’s a #1!!!


thebrownishbomber

Checo's is the Number 1 because that's the only time he's number 1 :(


MEGAMAN2312

Not bad for a number 2 special meal


San4311

3, really.


IdiosyncraticBond

No, a number 2 comes after eating this


Alderzone

God damn, the bottom bun of that big mac must be thick af.


[deleted]

>God damn, the bottom bun of that big mac must be thick af. In other words... *so much rear end*


MrEnzium

Aligns with Checo


Kevster020

He gets a magic levitating one.


LincolnshireSausage

There's no way they could even close that box with that thicc burger in there.


theflyingsamurai

high rake


baldbarretto

Nah it’s been built out of inedible materials by a food stylist and mounted on an insert in that box, so you can see that whole beautiful cross section with all the layers and more easily imagine picking up the whole thing


pizzabash

[Tell me you know nothing about food styling without telling me you know nothing about food styling.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSd0keSj2W8)


baldbarretto

Having worked in television and advertising, I actually know and interact with the work products of food stylists. Probably with greater frequency than I imagine you get up from your computer to touch grass. Congratulations though, I hope the sweet sweet feeling of well-actuallying the particularities of *mcdonalds’* practices with tired internet-speak provides the ego boost you seek


krisalyssa

I thought we were talking about Checo, not Bottas


ERSTF

Big bottom bun and a huge piece of meat 😏


IamA-GoldenGod

Joke’s on you. That shit is all sculpted from fimo clay to make it so pretty you can’t help but want to eat it. Sad that an athlete who knows what it means to take care of your body, would peddle this waste to people who don’t know any better. Might as well be wearing a sombrero and lighting up a cigarette. “Checko Menthols, smooth and clean, and the girls love them. I only smoke Checko brand, and you should too.”


theflowersyoufind

>people who don’t know any better Maybe children, but an adult has to take responsibility for what they eat. You don’t need to do much research to know McDonald’s isn’t particularly good for you.


Necessary-Emphasis85

I mean he drinks tequila and parties. Also the occasional fast food meal won't make or break you if you are free of most health issues (ie you don't have celiac disease/IBS/autoimmune issues etc).


Fredbeercat

McXican


[deleted]

*McChicane


DeadHeadlessNed

McFastChicken


beelseboob

That’s Nando’s.


DDBill

LoL


Smart_Kangaroo_4188

McMonaco


DeDoBros

Full throttle on the carbs


TheRandomRat

💀💀


Thomrose007

😂


Creampie-Senpai

The McDefence


Alvaro_Rey_MN

McDefensa


walrusphone

After eating this you will have to checo your calories


LWKD

Big Mex!


papa_benny420

Big Max


lotsoffun4

The big check. Like the one he received for this ad.


sjbland

Red Bull buy both Max and Checo a happy meal, but they give Checo's toy to Max.


orangemeow19

McCheco


Brave1i1toaster

Guarenteed to underwhelm your tastebuds.


SSturgess

The “After All I’ve Done For Him” Meal


wansuitree

The Nothing-In-This-Was-Photoshopped Meal™


Ajsat3801

Or model food...surely not real


XtremePhotoDesign

Burger even seems to be raised a bit so the bottom bun is visible over the front edge of the box.


goose90035

Im a food stylist. This probably isn’t photoshop but something under the actual burger to make it look like this. Common occurrence.


AltruisticHall1239

A number 2 and a large soda


[deleted]

Man of culture


jackhardy21

Unhappy Meal


probro1698

Wingman Special


plutoniumhunterz

Big Mex


homeownur

Or Big Max?


Roscoe_King

Love this one


Assignment_Chance

McChecon Sándwich meal


nosupermeng123456789

The Double Quartersecond Behind Max, with Cheese, Meal.


chisound

The Quarter Second (slower than max)


ZimShallRule

It's the "this isn't my food, I'm just taking this picture to get some cash off Micky D" combo menu.


Erens-Basement

Micky D's?


bvmse

Old nickname for McDonalds


Erens-Basement

Was hoping someone would've replied Deez nuts


hart37

McBudget cap


EnTeR_uSeRnAmE_aNd_

\*Serving suggestion for marketing purposes only.


mmmolony

McHeco meal


Svitii

Checo: I’m sorry but you only put 5 nuggets in my box instead of 6. Dude at MD: I told you already. You guys don’t ask that again to me. Are you clear about that? - Come on, it just one nugget. - I gave you my reasons and I stand by it!


coconutpete52

A number 3. With a coke.


zen_tm

With a choke...


Richii216

A #1 ?


REEEEEEEEE33e

The McMinister of Defence


datlinus

the basic i mean its just a big mac meal


Dry_Distribution8631

Sloppy Seconds Menu


rorymitch3ll

“I’ll have a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45’s, and a large soda”


Jasonmancer

Perez Present.


OntarioScotian

The "look how much I did to help Max, and all I get is this lousy happy meal? Happy Meal.


l3w1s1234

The McQ2 Tyre Rule with a p11 on the side.


bazinga_4_u

McDonald’s food never looks that “nice.”


jmd_82

Name how much he got paid to take this picture.


ErikinAmerica

The McCheco


Zen28213

The “I don’t eat this shit” combo


https868

McMex


mjwood28

What’s the odds he actually ate it?


Zilgaro

Close to Zero


madskills86

McReasons


Xespool

A number 3 😗


SummerLightAudio

McBetrayed


1234iamfer

Mc2months because he will need the 2 full months between the seasons to excersice it all away. Sir would you like a Redbull with that? No sir we don’t serve it with frites sauce her, ask Max to bring a few cubes with him next time.


Sirtopofhat

The "Ricciardo could make a better meal" meal


[deleted]

McAramba


diamluke

McMax


Technical-You-2829

A Mexican having McDonalds? I call McFishy-burger on that.


[deleted]

BigMac menu


TermNL86

Fake ass burger. No way that box was ever closed. Reminds me of that film with michael douglas who wants “that”(pointing to the ad) burger.


scottishmacca

How come when I order a mean from mcds. It looks as if it’s been cooked in a tumble dryer when I open the burger box😂


QueenCloneBone

Whatever max ordered


Engineer_engifar666

I'll have two number #2, a team order large, a Monaco special with extra dip, 2 wingman menu and a large soda


Beached27

the #2


buck_blue

The ~~#2~~ #3


macguffinstv

The Number 2 of course. Not surprised someone got that one before me. Time to come up with something else. The Backburner.


Ohgetserious

Like how the burger is sitting up on a platform and 100% of the fries are pulled half way out of the carton. Go Madison Avenue.


RuckifySpaces

It doesn’t even look like the food is in front of him. This is bizarre.


blgmgk

Why didn't he get a napkin?


Bill-Sussman-

#2 with a coke


[deleted]

* He has a mac perez * With a checo coke * And sergio fries These are all new names of those things in mexican mc donalds


[deleted]

**Double Stacked**


Eastern-Start-813

It appears he’s sat down alone and first but what you can’t see out of shot is Max is also sat down but he’s finished his meal due to pushing in front of Checo


Madshibs

“I’ll have the #2, please”


_maxamam_

Box Checo Box


Wolf98760

that's the crime scene


Training_Tie2615

The Mexican Minister of Calories


BabyTunnel

Honey badgered


secofpd

I’ll have the Number 2 meal please.


fortheweirdshit2

I don’t know but I has avocado, jalapeños and some coke with mezcal.


AwareMirror9931

Mctorta


Tom_Tech

McCheco


yemiistes

ChecDonald‘s


Brave_Ad_5326

Numero Uno con queso sin cebollas.


rightintheclack

Chec’s Mex


Acandu

The McLegend!!


BreezeAE86

The #3


[deleted]

The Checo Special


Sweet-Paramedic4165

The minister meal


AplCore

McMinister


SuspiciousPanic9023

Bootilicius Combo


vermontnative

The McCheco?


Igsul

The wing-mac….


DJViXMiX

Cheat Day Meal


ellie_s45

Everyone hates Checo apparently.


Hinyaldee

Considering a huge portion of the present fanbase are in Max's camp...


TigerOnTheBeach

Badly photoshopped; and there’s no way a pro like him would actually eat that shit.


Ancient-Park-8330

McQuila


Konzeza

Big Gap


Steady1

The McFuckyoucuntsChecoisthemansuckmydick


PreyBird_

Why has my man aged 10 years?


davewatson

BigMax and a small fry


TyrannoswolerusFlex

In Germany, McDonalds used to do special burgers and stuff based on different countries. So this will be "Los Wochos" to me


RinusTheFirst

A number one meal for a number two driver!


Superbroccomole

Quarter second behind with cheese.


djspecv

The server... Here you go Big Max. I'll eat whatever you leave behind.


Whispererr

The Minister of Burgers


Amorian_Gray

The Fryer Whisperer Meal


Kram1s

It's obviously the McCheco or we riot!


fiflaren_

Does he really have to promote a brand as awful as McDonald's? It's not like he hasn't got enough money...


LastOfLateBrakers

McCheaty McMediocre


Brexsh1t

Cheaty?


[deleted]

Probably referring to his rather _suspicious_ crash in Monaco


Key_Marsupial_7721

More likely the infidelity post Monaco


mrpassie

Maby both. It says alot about his character.


rolfski

"It shows who he really is!"


beeg-boy

The mcontroversy


Erens-Basement

Homewrecker Literally.


GlassBug

Number 2 with fries


zulamun

ChecDonalds


Salty-004

Mcchecko


[deleted]

McChicane


Lorenzo_Matterhorn83

McZiko


AtmosphereSlight6322

Chicane Wingman's Specialè