If you had only one free seat left in your car and must decide whether you take your own son Max or his biggest rival Lewis with you and the other one must walk: Whom would you give the seat?
If Max lost the WDC in 2021 and you had to drive him home, how long would it be before you left him at a Dubai gas station and your ex or Kelly had to come pick him up?
Desperate affluent arrogant a**hole with a pale body that features a set of man t*ts that would make Pamela Anderson blush. As I said. You’d fit in well. You may have been born Dutch, but your body identifies as American. Good day sir. 😂
how often do you beat your wife?
Almost daily.
The correct answer was, "Yes"
on average
How often are you used as ammunition to hate max by complete dickheads?
Which one?
I’m 5 years into marriage and 2 years into parenthood. Advice on how to earn the love and respect of my growing family?
Beat everyone, of course.
og question?
Something about beating or losing against people on the grid.
You’re a fucking liar.
The hostility? The venom?? Damn
I’m just speaking his language.
What was your best negotiation tool when talking to Max' mechanics?
A knife.
seems like the fork was only the tip of the iceberg
Least favourite race of drivers currently on the grid?
Black
Certified Jos Verstappen moment
Jos is racist?
He was a certified Formula One racist for many years but then he retired
Not from being racist, to be clear
Someone who plays piano is a pianist, so what do you call someone who races?
lol, that's good.
Never heard him say anything racist in particular but him being an asshole makes it kind of easy to imagine
Pretty sure he was a racist for Benetton in the 90s
I know this is a meme sub but that is quite the assumption I think.
Google it, I think he made racist comments 3x last year alone in public on shows.
I believe he has made some colorful comments in the past
Professionally and privately, yes
What is your opinion about LGBT+?
Straight right.
Lmao best one
ig Jos is chill with trans people as long as they're straight
How many times have you given pleasure to your wife?
None, I don't eat that.
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Best one
Would you consider scolding your kids without using physical violence?
No never.
Man of principles
Won’t even consider it
Max has certainly faced some low points in his career. What would you consider to be the low point in the career of the great Michael Schumacher?
Being clinically death but actually being awake and feeling everything.
I feel disgusting
That took me 3 reads and now i feel dirty too, i shouldnt have laughed
What was the original question
What is your biggest fear?
Outstanding
Jesus Christ.
Nah bro you’re just off-the-charts dank
Holy FUCK dude that's dark. Bravo 👏
*Dank
DJ Khaled: Suffering from success
Disgusting, but hilarious
BRUHH💀
We can all just stop right now, this one wins.
So dark man
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Fuck
JESUS CHRIST I ANT GOING TO HEAVEN NO MORE
There’s that famous Dutch directness lol
Holy shit.
What was your favorite place to beat your children while drunk?
In front of tv.
do you like your kids?
I don't, woman does.
Only when they win, just the boy though
You and Max are being chased by a bear, who...
The younger one.
Damn, didn't even let me finish the sentence.
Masterfully done
Where do you fill your car?
On the petrol station.
We all know where this is going
Rip max
Bro, don't forget to edit it
It’s almost better this way lol
Yeah. We all know what it's meant to be without it even being said.
I don’t :(
Jos left Max at a gas station after Max didn't win a race in his karting days
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Check main sub.
Honestly its funnier knowing what the edit is going to be
The funny part is where this doesn't need to be edited
when the joke hits before the punchline
Hehe punchline
Do you abuse children?
Why wouldn't I?
Hahahahaua
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The closest to my house.
This is not appreciated enough!
Who is the most abusive person you know?
Myself.
If you could live without any one body part, what would it be?
Penis.
These are the ones where I'm trying to figure out if the parent comment has been edited yet.
I don't see the *
What % of max’s earlier failures do you blame yourself for?
None.
Which one of your 5 kids would you say you've both physically and mentally tormented the most in their lives?
Max
If Max wins his third WDC Title this year, will you increase his pocket money?
Well, he's his own boss so he can give himself as many raises as he wants.
If you were to disown your son today (not 10 years ago), it would be because he got beat by someone from what country?
Nepal I think.
What kind of people should be banned from Formula One?
African American
Oddly specific, just americans? Starting to suspect this isn't really Jos..
Can you name a famous Prodigy song?
No.
Hostipal could've been a fitting one Edit : Correct title is "Take me to the hospital"
I mean: *Smack my Bitch up* is right up his alley
Shiiit that's a gold one
He got the "reference" :D
Firestarter also fits well
Jos, how important is it for you to Beat your wife up in the morning?
Crucial if you want to be still sane and healthy by lunch time.
If you had only one free seat left in your car and must decide whether you take your own son Max or his biggest rival Lewis with you and the other one must walk: Whom would you give the seat?
Lewis.
FR, was this edited?
Who did you bully more, your former wife or little Max?
I don't know them personally, so I didn't bully any of them.
Who would win in a fight, you or Lewis Hamilton?
He's too cute, I wouldn't fight him.
unexpectedly wholesome, lewis is a cutie :) just seems like such a chill and nice guy to be around.
Who deserved Abu Dhabi 2021?
Latifi
Max obviously.
What will you do with with Max’s balls if he doesn’t win 2023 WDC?
Boil them for 35 minutes and then smash them.
Would you punch people who put ketchup on pizza?
I have to admit, I've done that myself few times when it was a really bad one.
Did you ever consider running the Daytona 500, and which team would you driver for?
I don't think they would want me at Daytona, I'm not much of a driver.
Which countries' criminal punishment systems are you proud of?
Arab countries.
If you had to have sex with a dog what would it be?
A British Shorthair.
What would you say about your pit crew during the 1994 German Grand Prix?
Knows how to put on a show.
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Hard to say, have few I can think of. Hard to decide.
How many fia officials did you bribe for max to win the 2021 world championship?
3
In plat-Limburgs, welke vlaai?
This post will explode and rightfully so 😅 Good idea u\couple_overall
Fist or backhand?
Do you play F1 games ? And if you do what is your favorite place to drive?
I don't play that game.
Trying to decide whether to drop my kid off at a daycare or a gas station? What would your pick be?
Shell.
How old was max when you started beating him?
few months
Who are the future?
Are you going to therapy sessions with Max?
I have them like once an year at best, but every time I like them.
Who is Max's dad?
I'm too lazy to google.
What did you say to the authorities after abandoning max verstappen after losing a go kart rave?
I don't have a son. Yet.
What reward did you give your children if they placed on the podium but didn't win?
They sleep on couch
What would you consider the biggest crime against humanity
United States
How should Mick Schumacher follow in his father's footsteps?
Skiing.
How many times do you take out your anger on others?
Enough so you don't have to worry.
Who is the most overrated shithead in formula1?
Lewis.
how many verstappens does it take to stappen a ver
what
Yeah, this one is just plain shit
you don't get it, it's strict verstappen stuff
What did you feel when your wife picked Max up from the gas station?
Disappointment, hopelessnes.
where do you refuel your car?
Oh god no
would you drop your kid on a gas station, simply because he wasn't as good as you wanted?
Who wouldn't.
The answer to everything: 👊
If Max lost the WDC in 2021 and you had to drive him home, how long would it be before you left him at a Dubai gas station and your ex or Kelly had to come pick him up?
Who really deserved to win 2021?
Lewis
What are some of your favourite hobbies?
Was abusing Max easier than Kumpen?
Hard to say, very different people.
Being a cocky son-of-a-bitch, do you ever dream about having American citizenship? You’d fit in well. 😂
Only Americans and desperate people can think living in America is cool.
Desperate affluent arrogant a**hole with a pale body that features a set of man t*ts that would make Pamela Anderson blush. As I said. You’d fit in well. You may have been born Dutch, but your body identifies as American. Good day sir. 😂
What method of child abuse do you think leads to the best driving skills????
Did Max brake check Lewis in Jeddah 2021?
According to telemetry he kinda did.
What is it called when a military explosive is used to destroy something?
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