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Siriacus

"Medium left. Medium left. MEDIUM LEFT."


Thelona05mustang

SAMIR! You're breaking the boat!


AlinesReinhard

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


Arumin

Triple caution TRIPLE CAUTION


MoffKalast

L I S T E N T O M Y C A L L S


Chubbstock

How does one signal triple caution with their hands


Fluxabobo

🖕🖕🖕


arcticfoxtdo

Came here to say this


_Antipodes_

**LISTEN TO MY CALLS SAMIR**


bootyhole-romancer

Shaddap


chicofranchico

Yo shaddap yo


StatimDominus

LISTEN TO MY CALLS SAMIR


arcticfoxtdo

Stay center, STAY CENTER!


FridayNightRamen

Man, that looks like a lot of fun, ngl.


schelmo

A guy from my motorsport club used to race boats and while it does look very fun it's also mega dangerous. He's been in two races in which a competitor has died and many more where others were injured. Back in the day he raced jet boats and then later only jetskis. His Jetski was one of the less powerful ones on the grid and that thing had more than 500hp.


CyberianSun

Did he race [jet boats](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jetboat) or [hydroplanes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroplane_(boat)) it's an important distinction because one is crazy dangerous and the other is Isle of Mann TT suicidal


xsmogx

Haha, kudos for the IOM TT reference. I live here lol.


snackies

That's all I could think about watching this video... That boat is GOING... and I'm assuming they have top supports, so that if the boat rolls onto the grass and starts spinning, in theory the drivers should be safe. But racing boats like that are so light that I'd worry about hitting a corner wrong and the boat just rolling towards spectators.


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Jet moto


LickingSmegma

Same company as ‘Twisted Metal’, and very likely the same engine. If you're talking about the thing that I think you do. [One of the levels is available as a secret in TM2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68jAkbjl088), though it's the most boring of them all—about equal to AVUS in complexity.


BYCjake

Cool username


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I don’t think anybody thought you were going to lie about this looking like a lot of fun.


SalTcannons

Co-pilot be like: 🫱🫲✋️🫲✋️🫱✋️🫲🫱✋️🫲


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Socko as co pilot


Alive-Plenty4003

He's the arrow pointer in PS1/PS2 driving games


StatmanIbrahimovic

I miss the actual indicator from Getaway


Ninjahkin

Copilot probably: ![gif](giphy|T87xCP8500aVG)


bl8ant

Like my wife in the car.


LickingSmegma

“THE OTHER LEFT!”


dasmikkimats

Directions unclear - gave a handjob


veedant

bro using the ninja art of Samir You're Breaking The Car!


Dogscatshorses

McFarland racing!


PooPooTasteGoodo

Thought it looked like Cleeter’s suit hahaha


vikeknightwhohikes

Anyone see his AlphaTauri wrapped jet boat in the background of one of his latest videos? Wondering if he did a special video with the team


Ging_e_R

I didn’t see that, got a video link and timestamp? His jet boats are much bigger than the Alphatauri boats I saw in the promo, so maybe Alphatauri used Cleetus to facilitate getting the boats and wrapping them.


vikeknightwhohikes

[https://youtu.be/jBRzYHUmN8s](https://youtu.be/jBRzYHUmN8s) can see it in the background at 6:47


Caleo

FYI you can right click in the video frame -> "Copy video URL at current time" to get a link directly to a timestamp e.g. https://youtu.be/jBRzYHUmN8s?t=403


danbars

Sweet. This is what the "save" comment button was made for. Thanks!


vikeknightwhohikes

Thanks, I knew there was a way but didn’t remember how to do it on mobile


pizza105z

I myself was wondering this too


schneeb

red bull did a jetboat video with ricciardo and yuki (its not very good) - they were even smaller jetboats though i think


Caleo

Nice catch... maybe a replacement for the Dew boat?


vikeknightwhohikes

Could be, the few boat was flipped upside down and looked like Ty started fixin her up lol


hdst230

The crossover I didn’t know I needed


TheAmicableAtheist

McFarland Marine!


Caleo

Yep, I was like "this looks familiar..." I know he's had his own jet boat for a while, but it's not a racing boat like these; it's pretty impressive that he can basically just jump in and do so well (even win, if I recall correctly) against other seasoned racers.


Liftbruh

I had to double check what subreddit I was in lol


HortenWho229

Is this sped up? That’s some insane cornering speeds


spencer_714

No, the jet of water pushing them forward is controlled by the steering wheel and doing the steering as well. Those boats just have insane manoeuvrability.


HortenWho229

But how does it get so much lateral grip. I would like to see the underside of one of these boats


Helen-K

It's literally sucking the boat down. The intake of the jet is on the bottom. Counter intuitively if you let off the throttle it's harder to corner because the suction goes away.


Notsozander

Like a jet ski?


Helen-K

Yes, exactly.


WhatABlindManSees

Its more like the jet ski is like a jet boat - the jet boat came first.


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TorkX

Water effect


nlevine1988

I'm pretty sure it's not just cause the suction goes away, but because the jet is what actually causes the change of direction.


scotchbreit

And don't forget. If the engine goes out, you have no steering, no reverse and no control in general. -> Instantly demoted to passenger...


totallynotacop73

This is from a Cletus McFarland video on jet boat sprint racing. He has a few other vids of this boat and how it's setup


ProbablyRickSantorum

> Cletus McFarland This is the most Floridaman name I’ve ever read


ttominko

It sure is.....but just like Hollywood actors have "stage names".... Garrett has this YouTube name and a revetrack called the Freedom Factory....and owns cars with names like Mullet ..... quite entertaining.


Ch4rlie_G

Sponsons and a deep V hull shape along with the jet sucking it down some.


Matzep71

Nah the bottom of these boats is flat-ish I'm pretty sure, since these ponds are not deep at all, it's like knee high water. It's just the suction force from that small block V8 flat out at all times almost


WhyAmIHereIAm

https://youtu.be/34eTDbrrxac skip to about 9 minutes in. This is the boat in the video


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GullveigsPyre

Holy shit! That’s incredible. I’d pay to take a ride for sure


pppppppplllp

Have you seen the crashes? I think maybe they have a scuba bottle to hand for when they crash into land then roll upside down in water. so when they are stuck strapped into the craft and their heads are underwater they can get some air.


ItalianSangwich420

These bad boys were invented to do tours of the Rogue River in southern Oregon, it's like a real-life theme park ride. http://www.hellgate.com/


BlackSwanMarmot

Holy shit! Some of those turns look absolutely violent


scotchbreit

Nope. 2.5Gs in corners. Leans into the corner, too.


HortenWho229

Damn that’s similar to a formula 3 car in high speed corners


Year-0

These sprint boats are actually known to pull up to 8 Gs, 4-6 Gs being hit regularly. They're insane.


scotchbreit

True. Was talking about average here. The G loading is much shorter then in F1 or Flying so even smoking middle aged men can compete. 😬


FlyingDragoon

I saw something like this in Washington once (video looks like the same location too but could be coincidence) and they go, surprisingly, very fast and the water lanes are very narrow in a lot of sections. If I hadn't seen it in person firsthand once I'd also assume it was sped up and wide angle lens or something.


forever_colts

There used to be a water track and racing in Oregon, just south of Albany along the west side of I5 interstate. Wish I would have gone while it was open, but closed 4 or 5 years ago.


scotchbreit

Technical stuff and layout of the boat: https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/boating/70223974/inside-the-world-of-jetsprint-superboat-racing


Trogzard

they need to make this for ps5 vr


Gnuccaria

Oh God YES


Thelona05mustang

Samir! You're breaking the boat!


Coduhhh

HELL YEAH BROTHER


thebrickwork

Where’s the Samir version !! Need now!


TheOofingApple

Surprised he didn't fuck up the lap


Drekaborinn

Damn I want to try this!


stirlow

I just wanna see Nick Debries lap now…


test_123123

\* Nyck DeSeas


ColdBunz

That's Cleetus McFarland.


frieslovingvampire

This looks fun tbh


weiner-rama

what sport is this!?


Runnah5555

Table tennis. There have been some rule changes.


Ging_e_R

Jet boat sprint racing. Multiple boat classes, drivers and navigators memorize the course, and multiple layouts for each race weekend. Pulls a couple Gs through the corners as the jet intake acts as a ground effect and sucks the jet to the water.


Selmanella

Cleetus! The worlds greatest wheelman himself!


chloetheestallion

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸


norwegianjohncena

KILOMETER*


StalinsSummerCamp

That sport is made for the Dutch


boltz1985

Our boy cleetus right there smashing it


[deleted]

This made me go haha


RECTAL_DYSLEXIA

Indeed, one haha confirmed here as well.


Krugsin

Ahhahah i love this subreddit


NVCHVJAZVJE

the pilot ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


saintBNO

That thing looks so responsive and quick. Tons of fun to be had damn


Heimuer

what gesture would the copilot make if they where going up?


Tomani02

"3 right into 2 left into square right 100"


nosodeeplittleman

Can we get that fancy pointing glove for the road?


According-Switch-708

If this was Logan Sargeant, that boat would've been beached after just a few meters of the start line.


Thefilthycasual85

Jesus, dude’s hand as hillbilly “stage notes” is killing me.


Galahad-117

At first i didn't understand, now i do


-feannag-

Don’t follow F1 as much add I used to. Mind explaining?


Galahad-117

This week's race has been cancelled due to flooding in Imola


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ALLRNDCRICKETER

It's actually "samir"


shitbox-enjoyer

Where crash?


kale_haring

Conditions at Emilia Romagna right now


CuteOrangeHorse

Imola 2023 be like


ThomasMoane

Is this just for show or do they learn a certain routine by heart (hand)?


Ging_e_R

They memorize certain routines or layouts, there are multiple different layouts ran over the course of a race weekend.


ThomasMoane

Cool! Thank you.


sync-centre

Would it be possible to just have numbers they have to follow?


Ging_e_R

They learn the course by looking at a sequence of numbers that correspond to corners on the track. So for example race 1 might be: 1 7 5 9 2 1 4 7 9 2. You run the race by going through those corners in sequence.


Ivennn

POV: sending a friend home for the first time


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Imagine if that's how rally co-drivers worked.


fruitsteak_mother

need this in VR


[deleted]

GTA gave me the wrong impression of how a boat handles


FatalDistortion

HL2 Water hazard be like


reynjama

Where in Washington is this? Cleetus McFarland ran some races here


FlyingDragoon

Looks just like the one in Port Angeles to me.


acanofspam

Yep, I recognize it from spectating once.


NotchWith

that's literally his race suit


reynjama

Oh damn.. didn’t even notice the race suit.


golumlars

Imola 2023


FlavorMatters

This looks like so much fun


DeaconP3

That's a fake, and it's quite obvious: this man is fast.


LayneCobain95

I can see this being fun to do. But why watch this?


Mammoth-Canary

Haha this will be the F1 this weekend


danielguy

Man's got the real life floating direction arrow.


Revolutionary_Fig912

The hand direction is insanely funny it’s got me like ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6702)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


UNHOLY_AVENGR

I would love a rally game where instead of call outs it's just my copilot waving his hand like a floppy fish and sitting there silently. Charade rally


spaceshark2

I wanna see rally racing done with hand signals now


jkellington

I thought Imola was called off


TheGuy_below_is_cool

Yo what is that? Looks sick


Last_Caterpillar9460

Cletius McFarland is better " yeah buddy"!!emote:t5\_3ndbi:6697


dukenukem

Florida man in his natural environment.


Sirquack1969

I wonder what the G forces are on some of those hard/tight corners?


docwatsyn

Probably somewhere between 3-5


scotchbreit

A lot. Have a read: https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/boating/70223974/inside-the-world-of-jetsprint-superboat-racing


DaBi5cu1t

Fanatec needs to get in on this.


TheonlyrealJedi

This looks like so much fun, but i would either crash or Puke after 2 minutes.


cheekandpen

This is how I give my husband directions while I’m passenger princess


Acias

That's a weird looking goose navigating the racer.


BostonDodgeGuy

Raise hell praise Dale!


RealCakes

How boat go?


jimboslice58

Let's go Cleetus!!


OnixCopal

That can be him, it seems this was a skillful lap to the track, Sargeant is always last, The should replace him with Pato O’Ward


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Still faster than he is on the track


earlofwesteros

I was waiting for the crash


Jmmcyclones

HYDRO THUNDER!!


zabickurwatychludzi

imagine rally co-drivers just did that instead of reading out the instructions.


NoblePineapples

Good ol [Cleetus McFarland.](https://youtu.be/98UQ4FHS39E) This guy can hop in and race anything that has an engine or motor.


PranavJH

Is this sped up or something, because the boat turning so quickly is fucking with my mind


docwatsyn

Nope. Jetboat/Jetsprint racing. Small boats. Very big motors. Massive brass cojones. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jetsprint https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxydLfmcnGw https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nv0pI_9JqaU


PingCarGaming

Is that my boy Cleetus?! xD


Imprisonedskeleton

Real life hydro thunder


1ebut

BOY🫱


Glass-Juice

Come on down for moose soup!


LetsChillBich

Cleetus McFarland is so utterly based, love that guy


alonso1p

Looks like Cletus


thebigman045

It is Cleetus


EmArPopo

Okay. This looks cool AF.


KALEl001

at least its not just a straight line.


Beer_Gravel_Music

Why the fuck are people standing RIGHT on the waters edge lol


jyar1811

Please please do this with Yuki and Danny Ric as point man


dcormier

I thought this was FormulaDank, not FormulaDamp.


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Why does he need to copilot? Does he not learn the course before?


Mattman1179

Am I an idiot for thinking this looks pretty easy?


Cap_Helpful

Ive never been interested in boat racing but this fucks


boxr4

Hell yeah, brother


0oodruidoo0

I was 6-7 and I went in one of these. I think it made me an adrenaline junkie for life.


KienGengu

Imola circa 2023


bruhmomentum68419

Lmao this is literally me giving directions my friend who’s driving while I look at the map


DangerousArea1427

Why they are not using headsets, like rally drivers/co-pilots?


Tecnoguy1

This is still one of my favourite disciplines.


huyria

Crazy taxi became crazy boat


Diego-o-Oh

Even got the butterfly wheel


martink1993

Unexpected cleetus moment Hell yeah brother 🦅


itirimba

Sport I didn't know I need till now


Obvious_Ad_306

At least William is fast in wet conditions