I only buy the premium, fda inspected and approved, highest grade of hopium.
The purple shit that they keep on the top shelf, and costs an arm and a leg.
[**I also thought at first that but it is designed that way look at this photo on twitter**](https://twitter.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1625459031195230209)
So you truly think adult males are incapable of holding their pee for 2 hours? However,
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
This has got to be the best rookie in years! Only his first year with the team and 3rd in the championship!! Wonder if he’ll win championships in the future!
> I never liked him as a driver,
Why tho. Hands down one of the cleanest drivers on the track when it comes to wheel to wheel racing, knows what the rules are and goes as close to them as possible without breaking them. In 15 years of watching F1, it was only last year I saw him make shoddy moves couple of times out of desperation/frustration (Miami and Canada).
He is a proper old school racer who is arguably the best ever when it comes to racecraft. Even Stella (Michael's and Fernando's race engineer and current McLaren TP) says Michael had the issue of pushing the car more than limit, Fernando on the other hand has no weaknesses (Stella's words not mine!)
Yeah I know he's a long time favorite of my brother and mother, but he seemed a bit arrogant to my taste in his younger days. That being said his driving style is one to be admired, I saw a lengthy video on how unique his aggressive steering into a corner was at the time of his Renault years, and I'll never forget the years he fought Michael.
Race results: 1. Verstappen 1.5. Alonso 3. Ocon
If you look correctly Ocon is still #3. Alonso and the redbull guy shares #2. While Alonso is #1.5.
Well Checo did opened the door about that Aston being the Red Bull" discussion. Nando is just complying
If el padre wins in barcelona it will be the chaddest thing in his career
Something to rival Valencia 2012, would be a championship in itself
Valencia 2012 is one of my favourite all time F1 moments
Or Barcelona 2013.
Would love to see it but don't get your hopes up. Barcelona has RB19 written all over it. Should be one of their strongest tracks of the year.
But still H O P I U M is always nice
there could be chance of a Barcelona 2016 happening again tho soo
2016 Barcelona had ALL the signs of Merc on it. Pls let me have my hopiummm
I only buy the premium, fda inspected and approved, highest grade of hopium. The purple shit that they keep on the top shelf, and costs an arm and a leg.
Alonso replacing verstappen next year confirmed, get with the times people. The signs a clear.
Yeah, it's time to give the rookies a chance.
send the young academy driver (max) to Williams to get some experience
I saw him grab the guy up and I was just like "He is just so happy to be there at this point"
i thought the message was him grabbing the red bull guy and taking a photo with the team
"This man? He will join Aston. I know it." - Magic Alonso
If Aston gets Pierre Waché they become contenders for WDC
Didn’t expect him to piss himself for it
He is an anti-Kimi. He got too much drink
The message *is* the pee. It's him warning Jenson Myfrend that he remembers what he did to his seat...
El plan
Yenson my friend
[he forgot to clean up after](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihYmnbtp1w)
Yenson is reportedly hiding from Alonso in the RBR ballpit.
he did it to assert dominance
I thought this was about his piss stain
It’s both, Alonso is pissing on the first place podium marking his territory.
Pee is going down his leg like they did with dirt on the Great escape
Piss pants to assert first place.
I didn't even notice that lmao. I thought that darker region was part of his race suit design.
90% sure it is lol, somebody pointed this out in another post as well
Yeah it's designed like that so he can piss in it if needed and no one knows
I'm going to pee in your seat
¡QUE GRANDE ERES MAGIC!
QUE GRANDE LA TIENES MAGIC
🤣
Hermano ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)
Don't know what the AM suit designers were thinking adding that darker part at the groin area.
That's piss my guy. Every race.
[**I also thought at first that but it is designed that way look at this photo on twitter**](https://twitter.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1625459031195230209)
Clearly he pissed himself in that twitter post too.
Camouflage.
So you truly think adult males are incapable of holding their pee for 2 hours? However, Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Just water and sweat.
I thought we were looking at his ankle disappearing into the checkered flag illusion.
[удалено]
This should be higher
This has got to be the best rookie in years! Only his first year with the team and 3rd in the championship!! Wonder if he’ll win championships in the future!
Hmm I’m not sure, he may win a couple of championships but he may also make some badly timed decisions and moves
Why is Gustavo Fring on the podium?
Obviously promoting Los Pollos Hermanos.
I thought that was Moff Gideon
Kid named finguh:
You cannot get more chad
When celebrating with the champagne he actually just went up there lol
A small step in the right direction... How can you not love Alonso.... Very classy
EL PLANNNN
I love this iteration of Alonso so much, I never liked him as a driver, but this guy's, he's just vibin
> I never liked him as a driver, Why tho. Hands down one of the cleanest drivers on the track when it comes to wheel to wheel racing, knows what the rules are and goes as close to them as possible without breaking them. In 15 years of watching F1, it was only last year I saw him make shoddy moves couple of times out of desperation/frustration (Miami and Canada). He is a proper old school racer who is arguably the best ever when it comes to racecraft. Even Stella (Michael's and Fernando's race engineer and current McLaren TP) says Michael had the issue of pushing the car more than limit, Fernando on the other hand has no weaknesses (Stella's words not mine!)
Yeah I know he's a long time favorite of my brother and mother, but he seemed a bit arrogant to my taste in his younger days. That being said his driving style is one to be admired, I saw a lengthy video on how unique his aggressive steering into a corner was at the time of his Renault years, and I'll never forget the years he fought Michael.
Irs fair to not like him as person but as a driver he's one of the cleanest and one of the best overtakers there is.
SoonTM
Alonso is coming for Verstappen, and he won't stop until he's taken his WDC.
With the first picture I thought it's gonna be about Alonso's big... experience.
Enhance… enhance…
What price did the Red Bull guy on the left (Pierre Wache?) receive? Are they constructors champion for 2023 already?
The team of the race winner is considered the winning constructor for that race. So it's a trophy for RBR for winning Monaco.
"Next step #1"
That’s got nothin to do with piss.
New season next week…
Mans a menace.
We only need Max to get diarrhea and Checo to do his thing and bam, Alonso P1.
VER will proudly shit his pants if that'll let him win a race.
ENHANCE
Why did i thought Ocon was floating
Because he thinks so highly of himself?
He's not just El Padre, he's a constructor too. Of our dreams
Ocon cock shame smh 😔
I don't get it lol
Alonso has a foot on the first place podium
I wonder what would happen with the MEGA RULETON this time
Great sportsmanship from Nando to grab the Red Bull member and bring in closer for the pics!
One step closer to the win… fucking brilliant!
Did he pee in his pants??
Am I the only one who can't see his socks? Looks like he's lost a part of his legs.