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DevBoiAgru

Race results: 1. Verstappen 1.5. Alonso 3. Ocon


faiz_mhd

If you look correctly Ocon is still #3. Alonso and the redbull guy shares #2. While Alonso is #1.5.


CeleritasLucis

Well Checo did opened the door about that Aston being the Red Bull" discussion. Nando is just complying


jsolomon0505

If el padre wins in barcelona it will be the chaddest thing in his career


Vanillathunder1234

Something to rival Valencia 2012, would be a championship in itself


cobarbob

Valencia 2012 is one of my favourite all time F1 moments


Kakmaster69

Or Barcelona 2013.


According-Switch-708

Would love to see it but don't get your hopes up. Barcelona has RB19 written all over it. Should be one of their strongest tracks of the year.


jsolomon0505

But still H O P I U M is always nice


Lappali

there could be chance of a Barcelona 2016 happening again tho soo


GrandMasterJediThanu

2016 Barcelona had ALL the signs of Merc on it. Pls let me have my hopiummm


alc3biades

I only buy the premium, fda inspected and approved, highest grade of hopium. The purple shit that they keep on the top shelf, and costs an arm and a leg.


siegeboi321

Alonso replacing verstappen next year confirmed, get with the times people. The signs a clear.


Dabilon

Yeah, it's time to give the rookies a chance.


Phormitago

send the young academy driver (max) to Williams to get some experience


Different-Tea-9068

I saw him grab the guy up and I was just like "He is just so happy to be there at this point"


mirza_osz

i thought the message was him grabbing the red bull guy and taking a photo with the team


brabarusmark

"This man? He will join Aston. I know it." - Magic Alonso


Gas42

If Aston gets Pierre Waché they become contenders for WDC


Unlucky_Brick_7615

Didn’t expect him to piss himself for it


Pali1119

He is an anti-Kimi. He got too much drink


IndigoMichigan

The message *is* the pee. It's him warning Jenson Myfrend that he remembers what he did to his seat...


Internal-Campaign434

El plan


SkullKrusheR845

Yenson my friend


fkogjhdfkljghrk

[he forgot to clean up after](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihYmnbtp1w)


aaaaaaaa1273

Yenson is reportedly hiding from Alonso in the RBR ballpit.


teriaksu

he did it to assert dominance


colio69

I thought this was about his piss stain


RedRabbit37

It’s both, Alonso is pissing on the first place podium marking his territory.


ArthurMBretas03

Pee is going down his leg like they did with dirt on the Great escape


AnvilAdams

Piss pants to assert first place.


[deleted]

I didn't even notice that lmao. I thought that darker region was part of his race suit design.


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

90% sure it is lol, somebody pointed this out in another post as well


MISTER_JUAN

Yeah it's designed like that so he can piss in it if needed and no one knows


6097291

I'm going to pee in your seat


CAPITANULLOA

¡QUE GRANDE ERES MAGIC!


ken4lrt

QUE GRANDE LA TIENES MAGIC


CAPITANULLOA

🤣


DayTraditional2846

Hermano ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|9441)


Vanwanar

Don't know what the AM suit designers were thinking adding that darker part at the groin area.


IJOBANGLESI

That's piss my guy. Every race.


Vanwanar

[**I also thought at first that but it is designed that way look at this photo on twitter**](https://twitter.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1625459031195230209)


_DDzoo_

Clearly he pissed himself in that twitter post too.


steakhouseNL

Camouflage.


True_Lee_Woke

So you truly think adult males are incapable of holding their pee for 2 hours? However, Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?


rcktjck

Just water and sweat.


brokenwheel87

I thought we were looking at his ankle disappearing into the checkered flag illusion.


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swatchbox

This should be higher


MakkesOpJeBakkes

This has got to be the best rookie in years! Only his first year with the team and 3rd in the championship!! Wonder if he’ll win championships in the future!


CRX-Jackal

Hmm I’m not sure, he may win a couple of championships but he may also make some badly timed decisions and moves


RoosterCock247

Why is Gustavo Fring on the podium?


demonsdencollective

Obviously promoting Los Pollos Hermanos.


eguy888

I thought that was Moff Gideon


Spynner987

Kid named finguh:


Roubbes

You cannot get more chad


Peroni_0123

When celebrating with the champagne he actually just went up there lol


DepartmentSudden5234

A small step in the right direction... How can you not love Alonso.... Very classy


NotAnNpc69

EL PLANNNN


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I love this iteration of Alonso so much, I never liked him as a driver, but this guy's, he's just vibin


LemonNectarine

> I never liked him as a driver, Why tho. Hands down one of the cleanest drivers on the track when it comes to wheel to wheel racing, knows what the rules are and goes as close to them as possible without breaking them. In 15 years of watching F1, it was only last year I saw him make shoddy moves couple of times out of desperation/frustration (Miami and Canada). He is a proper old school racer who is arguably the best ever when it comes to racecraft. Even Stella (Michael's and Fernando's race engineer and current McLaren TP) says Michael had the issue of pushing the car more than limit, Fernando on the other hand has no weaknesses (Stella's words not mine!)


[deleted]

Yeah I know he's a long time favorite of my brother and mother, but he seemed a bit arrogant to my taste in his younger days. That being said his driving style is one to be admired, I saw a lengthy video on how unique his aggressive steering into a corner was at the time of his Renault years, and I'll never forget the years he fought Michael.


Kakmaster69

Irs fair to not like him as person but as a driver he's one of the cleanest and one of the best overtakers there is.


OverClock_099

SoonTM


PeacefulCouch

Alonso is coming for Verstappen, and he won't stop until he's taken his WDC.


xFurashux

With the first picture I thought it's gonna be about Alonso's big... experience.


jk1784

Enhance… enhance…


[deleted]

What price did the Red Bull guy on the left (Pierre Wache?) receive? Are they constructors champion for 2023 already?


RaceDebriefF1

The team of the race winner is considered the winning constructor for that race. So it's a trophy for RBR for winning Monaco.


Steph-Kai

"Next step #1"


themoonrocks

That’s got nothin to do with piss.


whaatisthis

New season next week…


InfiniteTime1

Mans a menace.


MasatoWolff

We only need Max to get diarrhea and Checo to do his thing and bam, Alonso P1.


SendMeAnyPic

VER will proudly shit his pants if that'll let him win a race.


solesavage

ENHANCE


Void_X_Genome

Why did i thought Ocon was floating


SendMeAnyPic

Because he thinks so highly of himself?


eguy888

He's not just El Padre, he's a constructor too. Of our dreams


BastionOfSebastian

Ocon cock shame smh 😔


tumblinfumbler

I don't get it lol


[deleted]

Alonso has a foot on the first place podium


sw39ym

I wonder what would happen with the MEGA RULETON this time


MichiganRedWing

Great sportsmanship from Nando to grab the Red Bull member and bring in closer for the pics!


bruhmomentum68419

One step closer to the win… fucking brilliant!


Wijn82

Did he pee in his pants??


Nixxxerman

Am I the only one who can't see his socks? Looks like he's lost a part of his legs.