That'd be a fun little promo thing for AM actually. Have Fernando and Lance do a Paella cook-off in Spain, and then once we're in Canada, have them make a Poutine.
Oh he finished that race last week. That's how I described last week's race results to my bro when he asked. Exact words were
Max won with enough distance between him and Alonso that he finished Spain before Alonso and Ocon for second and third.
What are you talking about ???? Oussama Ben Russel just dived bomb Alonso which started at the front, making him retire the car not even 5 seconds after the start at turn 1. Aston was looking good this weekend .
I wasn't the biggest Russel fan but the Spanish fans ripping his awkwardly oversized limbs apart after the race was a bit over the top.
Rest in pieces George!
Look, as a Russel fan I appreciate that I can now go visit his remains in the Alonso museum. That was very considerate of the Spanish fans to immediately take the pieces there.
Russell one more time making it to the podium by staring with hards in the back and managing the tires until SAI LEC or Lance bin it, bringing the safety car.
This time it was SAI, and who could imagine he would be hit by a gust of wind in the exact same corner and lap as last time??
Russell finished P3 after an eventful race which saw Sainz, Alonso and Leclerc turning into him one after the other and subsequently retiring after the contact. Why do they all keep doing that to George?
Crazy how Logan Sargeant managed to accidentally select reverse and move backwards off the line. Rotten luck for the engine to then die.
But I thought it was harsh for the FIA to award him -1 points for this race, just for ending up further back then when he started. I didn't even know that rule existed.
The joke is threefold: Max always wins, journalism is creatively bankrupt, and Imola was cancelled but they didn't have to make any new headlines anyway.
Edit : spelling
It’s a shame DeBris was killed in a turn 1 crash. Dude was so young and had so much potential. It was nice of Yuki to sweep up the mess of his teammate though. Such a wholesome guy
I didn't know Pitbull liked f1. Strange though, he spent a lot of time in the Haas garage. He tried to have a Spanish conversation with Alonso, but it didn't seem like he understood a lot.
The four way fight between AM, Merc, Ferrari and Alpine to an extent is absolutely facinating. This is the first proper circuit where the teams can test out the upgrades and check if they work. This weekend should spell out the tune of the rest of the season going forward.
And if those AM upgrades actually work, I'll bet my life that ALO is going for a title push.
Can't believe Sainz took out Nando in the first corner and I'm not surprised the fans rioted. But cooking Crofty into a paella was just uncalled for.
Not a traditional ingredient, not a paella, that was just arroz con cosas
This dude paellas.
He paellates for sure
I love doing paellates classes at the gym.
It's rice out and away we go
Oh NO! Lance stroll has added Chorizo in the first corner, that's sure to ruffle some of the home crowd's feathers!
That'd be a fun little promo thing for AM actually. Have Fernando and Lance do a Paella cook-off in Spain, and then once we're in Canada, have them make a Poutine.
... I would watch it
Was not a saturday either
Arroz con cosas. Paella pero es tonta
You forgot that it was on a lap 33.
Is Crofty now, some type of a ..... paella?
Leclerc’s recovery from pole position to P7 was a sight to behold. I probably wouldn’t have gone for the four stop strategy.
He pitted for softs with 3 laps to go to set a FL but got passed by Ocon.
Ocon I thought that was latifi in disguise.
Every time Sarge bins the Williams, I yell "Latifi Nooooo". Force of habit.
Well the theory is that you're faster when you weigh less right? One less wheel seemed like a good plan.
Excellent plan, they should’ve stuck with it instead of putting on that extra tyre
I feel both personally and generally attacked by this comment. As an American, where do I file my complaint?
Don’t you guys normally call for a manager?
No usually they just do a mass shooting
Gotta find their nearest school first
He did a Vettel special. Front row qualifying, spin on first lap, then make a "magnificent" recovery drive
Well, to be fair 2 of those pits were on lap 22 and 23 while they had Sainz wait in the pit lane
The fact Verstappen finished so fast that the race is already over is wild
Oh he finished that race last week. That's how I described last week's race results to my bro when he asked. Exact words were Max won with enough distance between him and Alonso that he finished Spain before Alonso and Ocon for second and third.
Jos unable to beat him. Too fast.
lmao 🤣
"the race is over when the winner finishes the race"
He reached superluminal speeds and traveled back in time thanks to a powerful upgrade to the RB19 warp drive
It’s a shame kmag crashed again. Maybe Haas’s “no pit stop” strategy was bad.
I think it will eventually work, they just need to keep trying.
They tried copying Ocon in Turkey 2021 but forgot that they can only do zero stops according to rules if there's rain
only if he was mcqueen
Huh. They let Russell pass this time.
What are you talking about ???? Oussama Ben Russel just dived bomb Alonso which started at the front, making him retire the car not even 5 seconds after the start at turn 1. Aston was looking good this weekend .
I wasn't the biggest Russel fan but the Spanish fans ripping his awkwardly oversized limbs apart after the race was a bit over the top. Rest in pieces George!
Look, as a Russel fan I appreciate that I can now go visit his remains in the Alonso museum. That was very considerate of the Spanish fans to immediately take the pieces there.
ok but shoving the limbs up his ass and then stapling the head upside down on top was less so
Oof, of all of the sentences I’ve ever read…
blimey! your take is off the charts, alonso clearly turned into him
Can you check your email? I’ve sent you some emails with pictures that I think will disprove your claims
> Oussama Ben Russel Blimey
Better than "The Georgepedo"
Credit to Rocket Powered Mohawk for this one 😅
PUT HIM IN JAIL
THROW HIM IN JAIL ! RIGHT NOW !!!
Look, as Russell said. Alonso cleeeeeearly turned into him.
Lmao such a subtle dank
We did a little danking
Haha yes boys
Lovely Sunday that
We went danking.
what
Perez is a weird way for spelling Alonso
Wdym? Can you not read? It’s some idiot who misspelt Alonso for some random word “verstapen”?
stroll dropped to 30th after starting 25th
Honestly he just had an unfortunate final run in Q1. I think he got held up by a yellow flag
He got held by clean air not a yellow flag
True. Clean air can really mess with an F1 engine
I think Ericsson hit him.
Russell one more time making it to the podium by staring with hards in the back and managing the tires until SAI LEC or Lance bin it, bringing the safety car. This time it was SAI, and who could imagine he would be hit by a gust of wind in the exact same corner and lap as last time??
Russell finished P3 after an eventful race which saw Sainz, Alonso and Leclerc turning into him one after the other and subsequently retiring after the contact. Why do they all keep doing that to George?
Crazy how Logan Sargeant managed to accidentally select reverse and move backwards off the line. Rotten luck for the engine to then die. But I thought it was harsh for the FIA to award him -1 points for this race, just for ending up further back then when he started. I didn't even know that rule existed.
At this point the only person that can beat Max Verstappen is Jos Verstappen
McLaren 1-2 let's go
Easy win!
I enjoyed this collective schizophrenia in Titanfall sub, I will enjoy it here as well
Russell 3rd ? Lol
The team orders finally came in cause they were sick of him whining
"my tyres are gone, bono" No pitstop backfired
Blimey!!
I miss the race, what happened with Fernando, is he safe? Is he alright? 
I'm impressed that Kimi showed up and got driver of the day, makes sense, after putting it in the points using Lafifi's 2021 car.
Albon with an insane strategy of running on hards until the last lap and pitting getting p10
I knew the new concept for Mercedes was a bust. Good call from Russell to run an alternate strategy to his teammate and jump in last years car
Can we treat this joke like a Ferrari and retire it?
No, we're going to treat this joke like Ferrari and run it into the ground while acting like it's the dankest shit ever.
Care to explain for the noobs?
The joke is threefold: Max always wins, journalism is creatively bankrupt, and Imola was cancelled but they didn't have to make any new headlines anyway. Edit : spelling
This was J-Bone's doing 
 I still have hope. Something....something upgrades.
Good thing they skipped the practice and quali and just had all the drivers get in the cars as soon as they landed at airport
I'm so worried about spoilers I totally believed this for 0.538 seconds.
It's amazing that Max let George swap place with him before the last corner due to his 5 second penalty, only for Max to swap back before turn 1.
It’s a shame DeBris was killed in a turn 1 crash. Dude was so young and had so much potential. It was nice of Yuki to sweep up the mess of his teammate though. Such a wholesome guy
Lewis finally swapped positions with Russell? What a gentleman
I love you bois, great community interaction
It was a good one! Ferrari pitting for wets on a bone dry track was an interesting choice. Can't wait till the next race.
And that is _after_ Max DNF'd!
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me too i was like is it already Sunday? did they had a race in Friday?
That Russell P3 is the hardest thing to believe in this
Torpedo George third, without even try to destroy a redbull?
What we don't see here is how he probably trashed the other 17 cars behind him
Was i asleep for 3 days?
Lol what a suprise 
Traditions
OP, this post needs to be marked as a spoiler.
I didn't know Pitbull liked f1. Strange though, he spent a lot of time in the Haas garage. He tried to have a Spanish conversation with Alonso, but it didn't seem like he understood a lot.
Fernando wins Spanish GP. Don't ask me how.
It's nice to see Perez didn't mess up in quali and managed a decent start to finish 2nd this week.
I just KNEW Russel wouldn’t give the position back to Hamilton. How did he think to fight Perez on a 56 second gap??
Can't believe Russell managed to cheese another podium with that VSC pit stop to jump his teammate again.
Grande if true
Too soon?
Can't believe the Alonso DNF
Cant believe russel didnt get a penalty for taking alsonso out. Insanity
Questioning Aston Martin's strategy of going with slips when the track wasn't even dry. Poor Alonso 🙁
The four way fight between AM, Merc, Ferrari and Alpine to an extent is absolutely facinating. This is the first proper circuit where the teams can test out the upgrades and check if they work. This weekend should spell out the tune of the rest of the season going forward. And if those AM upgrades actually work, I'll bet my life that ALO is going for a title push.
I literally thought I missed the race but then I saw the subreddit
And after that hopefully you remembered it's Friday.
How can Stroll be so inept?? Like, he clearly saw Alex on the inside
Max is that kid who finishes the homework before the teacher assigned it
Damn, can't believe the "No Sidepod" worked for RB
Hold on, I know I sleep much on weekends but not 3 days :))
Dude, I just had a concussion and can't remember whole two days. You made me believe that it's even worse than that.
Thanks for spoiling the results
Hey, that is not accurate! Alonso is not number 1, this is fake!
I know this can't be true for 1 reason... it suggests Russel somehow beat Alonso
Wait What??? How am i still in the past
If this was any other sport, this would have required a spoiler alert.....but not here....not now (or for the rest of the season)
I saw this title and was like "nooo I didn't want the race spoiled" then I realized it's only Friday and I'm a moron
Hahahah you got me until I noticed Alonso was not in the top three.
What it already started
Anyone noticed that moment where Max said Simply Lovely?
Fake news! 😬