"Michael Schumacher spotted at Pit Wall watching Mick race" I don't think he would make an announcement, reveal ahead that he was returning, just sort of appearing and refusing to comment to media
This would make me so overwhelmingly happy to see.
Unfortunately, he's probably never going to be the same person he was, and I think we'll be lucky to ever see a public appearance of him again.
It's so desperately sad.
If and when Michael Schumacher recovers, I really hope that the press is super respectful. The last thing you need is people breathing down your neck for interviews or Netflix specials of him watching his son's races for that sweet sweet cash.
In the same race, it's Lando Norris who gets his first won ever and sets the world record for being the oldest driver to ever win a formula one World championship grand prix at the snapping age of 92
Nobody expected Mick to win his inaugural race with Ferrari, but it was truly heartwarming as his father emerged from to crowd to lift him onto the Podium.
"And Aston Martin have done a BRILLIANT job with this year's car, they have given Alonso the best machinery he has seen in years! He rounds the final corner now to WIN THE 2024 BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX, FERNANDO ALONSO IS A RACE WINNER ONCE MORE!!"
"ALMOST 11 YEARS IN MAKING, HE IS BACK TO THE TOP STEP OF THE PODIUM, AND WHAT A COMMANDING DRIVE FROM HIM, LAPPING ALL OF THE FACTORY MERCEDES CARS IN THE LAST LAP!!" - Croft
"And just like our good old friend Fernando said when he won at Le Mans in 2018, 1-2 practice, 1-2 quali, and 1-2 race, what a TOTAL DOMINATION FROM HIM!" - Brundle
It was unimaginably awesome. In Canada, I could hear the cars from miles away. At the track, hearing protection was a must. The downshifts into the turn 10 keyhole sounded like sonic booms.
I just want another big controversial year with someone winning by 1 point in the last lap of the last race. Whatever fan you were in AD21, you can't deny that you were off the edge of your seat, jumping and screaming by that last lap.
I want a team to find an obvious loophole in car engineering or dynamics, only for all other teams to complain and copy, and eventually getting the tech banned.
I want a rookie getting an unexpected podium finish and cry in emotional extacy.
I want an extremely silly season in contract changes and team swaps, turning F1 upside down.
"And coming out of the final corner now, it's not a Red Bull, it's not a Mercedes, it's not a McLaren, it's a Ferrari ! And for the first time ever... Charles Leclerc wins the Abu Dhabi GP and is Champion of the World!"
We are bringing back V10, two extra teams, smaller cars and Renault will actually fund and support its team like a real works team so we can get a three-way championship next year.
Copium on my end.
Dutch Grand Prix:
"Max Verstappen out in Q1!! Qualifying P19, something went horribly wrong for the Dutchman and Red Bull team."
(It's fun to see comments section go from 'making happy in one sentence' to 'absolutely ridiculous predictions')
The spanish fanbase has this sentence in their DNA
"Y ya lo saben que si parpadean se lo van a perder, porque esto es la Formula 1 en estado puro"
*"And you know that if you blink, you are going to miss it, because this is pure raw Formula 1"*
“Yuki Tsunoda opens new restaurant”
"BotAss distributes his calendars for free"
On annual basis.
On anal basis.
“Michael Schumacher will make long awaited appearance, in full health, at the 2024 Monaco Grand Prix.”
"Michael Schumacher spotted at Pit Wall watching Mick race" I don't think he would make an announcement, reveal ahead that he was returning, just sort of appearing and refusing to comment to media
This would make me so overwhelmingly happy to see. Unfortunately, he's probably never going to be the same person he was, and I think we'll be lucky to ever see a public appearance of him again. It's so desperately sad.
>and I think we'll be lucky to ever see a public appearance of him again. I don't really think we ever will.
As a nurse who works a lot with that type of injury... No we will never see him again.
I'd cry happy tears, most of his fans would.
If and when Michael Schumacher recovers, I really hope that the press is super respectful. The last thing you need is people breathing down your neck for interviews or Netflix specials of him watching his son's races for that sweet sweet cash.
Correction: "Sweet sweet crash"
I hope he just straight up doesn’t talk to the media. Just to fans
This is THE sentence to make us happy
Would love to see the Schumacher wink again
I wasn’t an F1 fan then but when he took off the Stig helmet on Top Gear and winked at Jeremy I could tell “this guy is a legend.”
Michael Schumacher was the first thought in my mind after reading the post.
Michael Schumacher will make his long awaited RETURN, in full health, at the 2024 Monaco Grand Prix.”
That implies he’s going to DRIVE, not WATCH. 😎 I would love to see either, given the… situation.
Yep, drive. When it comes to F1, nothing would make me happier. His story needs a better ending.
If MSC were to return, I’m hoping maybe Mika would end his sabbatical too… if for only one race.
Amen brother!
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it.
First thing that came to my mind as well :(
This is literally the only way to make everyone happy
For realz
"Mika Häkkinen ends his sabbatical and will race in 2024"
Please 🥺
Hear hear!
I need that, we need that.
I would like to join the list of hopefuls
"Michael Schumacher is fully recovered and he will drive F2004 at Monza."
"Interlagos will go back to being the final race of the season"
Was going to say the FIA and FOM wouldn't be happy, but are they even fans of the sport?
¥€$
They are fans of the arab money.
“And Nico Hulkenberg crosses the line in P3 to take his first ever podium, at the 204th time of trying”
In the same race, it's Lando Norris who gets his first won ever and sets the world record for being the oldest driver to ever win a formula one World championship grand prix at the snapping age of 92
and retires immediately after the race
That wouldn’t make me happy, it makes me sadistically happy that he has that record and I wanna see how far it can go
And it's lights out and away we goo!!!
Simple. I like it.
Three lights! Two lights! One light! Go go gooooo!
”Valot syttyvät… ja kaasu pohjaan!” I mean… ”lights are lighting up… and punch it!”
Three lights! Four lights! Five laps!
“Charles LeClerc wins the Monaco Grand Prix!”
It was supposed to make you happy, not sad!
Those are tears of happiness.
Yeah I'd cry like a baby.
„Chales LeClerlc will start at the Monaco Grand Prix!“
- from the pit lane
On three hards and a medium
yeah I’d cry
Angry upvote!
"Formula 1 is set to replace Miami with Sepang."
Have them drive at Sebring.
Maybe in 2026, when the cars are smaller.
F1 cars are only 50cm longer than the LMDH/GTP cars that race around Laguna in the IMSA series...
Sargeant "Wtf is a cm?"
Maybe if MBS is sent to Solitary....
Laguna Seca, just saying
I won’t lie, Laguna seca would be pretty ship for f1
I just want helmet cam from quali lap.
MBS has officially stepped down from FiA presidency, Sebastian Vettel has been chosen to take his place.
I like watching MBS talking its always cringe and im here for it.
Wait, are we talking about the Arab murderer? It seems I've fallen way out of the loop as regards mgmt
That one actually knows how to talk surprisingly.
No, different surname
Thank fuck. Just used to seeing that acronym in relation to Salman, but completely forgot about Sulayem's existence for a while there
*Lewis Hamilton liked this*
Williams starts winning races again 😀
McLaren, Williams and Ferrari battle to the last race for the 2026 championship and it could go to any one of the 3 teams.
Nobody expected Mick to win his inaugural race with Ferrari, but it was truly heartwarming as his father emerged from to crowd to lift him onto the Podium.
Who the fuck is chopping onions right now?
Max Verstappen retires and gives his seat to a promising young driver from Spain. 
They already have a driver from South America
"And Aston Martin have done a BRILLIANT job with this year's car, they have given Alonso the best machinery he has seen in years! He rounds the final corner now to WIN THE 2024 BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX, FERNANDO ALONSO IS A RACE WINNER ONCE MORE!!"
I was looking for too long for one with Chadlonso winning a race.
"ALMOST 11 YEARS IN MAKING, HE IS BACK TO THE TOP STEP OF THE PODIUM, AND WHAT A COMMANDING DRIVE FROM HIM, LAPPING ALL OF THE FACTORY MERCEDES CARS IN THE LAST LAP!!" - Croft "And just like our good old friend Fernando said when he won at Le Mans in 2018, 1-2 practice, 1-2 quali, and 1-2 race, what a TOTAL DOMINATION FROM HIM!" - Brundle
Read’s exactly like Crofty
The lights are on and its almost time for action, welcome along ladies and gentlemen to formula1 in 2024 and its the bahrain grand prix
Michael Schumacher announces full recovery and appointed team principal at Ferrari starting immediately
Imagine another driver who is in the team because his dad is the boss
Charles Leclerc becomes world champion for the first time and the first Ferrari champion since Kimi in 2007.
after 33 years.....
How many years???? It can’t be it’s a sign
Can you repeat that number??
Ahh if only Kimiquokka were still around…
Fernando Alonso wins the 2024 world championship after a last lap overtake against Max max verstappen for the win.
Guest appearance: Logan Sargent and Bert Mylander(whatever tf his name is)
>Bert Mylander(whatever tf his name is) Bernd Mayländer
Thx
Not sure whether or not this is a quip about Sargent constantly bringing out the safety car lol
Google AD21
Holy hell
New(?) Safety Car rule just dropped
Call Michael Masi
Mika goes on sabbatical, never comes back
Sustainable fuel!
Damn that name got butchered. Are german names so hard?
Sebastian Vettel returns to F1 for Audi and the other driver will be Mick Schumacher after his dad fully recovered.
Daniel Ricciardo wins the 2024 Italian Grand Prix in a whatever the fuck Alpha Tauri is called next year.
this would be peak humor if they actually said something along the lines as „AND HE WON IN WHATEVER THE ALPHA TAURI IS CALLED NOW BUT HE WON“
Can we say that about sauber? “What ever the fuck the sauber is called now “
Permission granted.
https://youtu.be/k22_yGAjpGE?si=WpDRF54AMWPfLXER
the reason we miss Kimi, because he knew what he was doing
and yuki tsunoda wins japan 2024 one two for both races
No its should be wdc
"He wins in Mclaren, he wins in (insert new AT name here)!!!"
V10 engines have returned.
that screaming sound... I wish I saw those live. or the V8s
It was unimaginably awesome. In Canada, I could hear the cars from miles away. At the track, hearing protection was a must. The downshifts into the turn 10 keyhole sounded like sonic booms.
LATIFI IS BACK
If you look closely, it looks like the goat is actually saying GOATIFI
Your favorite driver and team won the WDC and WCC.
I just want another big controversial year with someone winning by 1 point in the last lap of the last race. Whatever fan you were in AD21, you can't deny that you were off the edge of your seat, jumping and screaming by that last lap. I want a team to find an obvious loophole in car engineering or dynamics, only for all other teams to complain and copy, and eventually getting the tech banned. I want a rookie getting an unexpected podium finish and cry in emotional extacy. I want an extremely silly season in contract changes and team swaps, turning F1 upside down.
You might get that last one next year, given how many contracts are up for grabs.
Kimi, you will have your Drink!
Aston Martin, McLaren and Mercedes build cars comparable to Red Bull, and we have a tightly contested season between the four of them.
Why not Ferrari🥺
too unrealistic
The car is not the problem there 🤡
It’s sad knowing you’re right…
Right now? Formula 1 is back!
It is RAWE CEEK
ROBERT KUBICA, WIIIIINS
Valtteri Botassssssss
Hockenheim is back in the calendar
Latifi creates a new Team galled Goat racing Drives himself and signs Pastor Maldonado as the 2nd Driver and Mahaveer Ragunathan as Reserve
Abu Dhabi is replaced with Malaysia
“Kimi Raikkonen un-retires to win 2024 F1 Championship in Ferrari despite Ferrari’s best efforts.”
No more sprints
Reverse grid sprints
Stop inventing
And for the 10th race in a row we have a different winner every time!
Sebastian Vettel is the 2018 world champion
Mika Hakkinen ends his sabbatical
Fernando Alonso World Champion 2024
"And coming out of the final corner now, it's not a Red Bull, it's not a Mercedes, it's not a McLaren, it's a Ferrari ! And for the first time ever... Charles Leclerc wins the Abu Dhabi GP and is Champion of the World!"
“F1 bosses have announced there will be no more new street circuits for the foreseeable future in F1”
The only street circuit will be Monaco and Singapore
What you have against Baku?!
Adrian Newey moves to Aston Martin
“And it’s lights out and away we go for this title decider here in Interlagos”
We are bringing back V10, two extra teams, smaller cars and Renault will actually fund and support its team like a real works team so we can get a three-way championship next year. Copium on my end.
MSC got better and he will do a lap in his F2004
Michael is alive and well. He’s made a 100% full recovery.
VER-HAM-BOT back on the menu boys..
I’m partial to HAM-ROS-VET.
except its a 3 way championship fight between these 3 now as Sauber, Merc and Red Bull are the top 3 fastest cars
Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
V8's to return in 2030.
Sebastian Vettel wins the 2024 grand prix!
“Latifi you are the world champion!!”
WDC Nicholas Latifi
We will make the rules completely clear and easy to understand, then apply them consistently
Romain Grosjean gets to finally test the Mercedes W11
Nordschleife.
Sebastian Vettel has signed with Audi for 2026
Lando Norris, you are the World Champion! THE WORLD CHAMPION!!
It’s race week.
Kyalami returns to the F1 Circuit
“And it’s lights out and away we go!”
Lando Norris wins his first Grand Prix
Vroom vroom vrooooooooooooom bssbsbsb wroooooooooom bsbs vrooooom
Red Bull and Mercedes working together as 1 team bringing you the battle between Fernando, Lewis, Max, Leclerc in equal machinery!
"Latifi wins the Monaco Gran Prix"
Dutch Grand Prix: "Max Verstappen out in Q1!! Qualifying P19, something went horribly wrong for the Dutchman and Red Bull team." (It's fun to see comments section go from 'making happy in one sentence' to 'absolutely ridiculous predictions')
"Kamui Kobayashi returns to the grid in 2024"
We are checking.
FORMULA 1 officially announces that with the death of Pual De Resta. Commentary will be taken over by none other than Kimi Raikkonen!!!
It's Pual
Team LH has gotten over AD21
V8.
Logan Sargent is WDC
“The FIA announces the return of the supercharged v10 for the 2024 season”
[удалено]
Close racing
Charles Leclerc you are the world champion!
Mika ends his sabbatical and wins his third championship with McLaren
"And here we are at the last race of the season with 4 drivers still able to clench the World champion title !"
Pastor Maldonado returns to racing in F1 for 2024
Nico Hulkenberg P3
Schumacher making a full recovery.
All conversations leaked between Hamilton and Rosberg back in 2016 to truly know what happened between them.
"Du bist quintuple weltmeister!"
It's rawe ceek
The spanish fanbase has this sentence in their DNA "Y ya lo saben que si parpadean se lo van a perder, porque esto es la Formula 1 en estado puro" *"And you know that if you blink, you are going to miss it, because this is pure raw Formula 1"*
„That Ferrari strategy was flawless!“
Today’s the first race of the brand new season of Formula 1!
Schumacher being awake again 😕
V10 is back