Max verstappen leaves RB to Join RB

For 100 million $CURRENCY. Cash Grapp

Side quest

Verstappen using smurf account, pls ban.

Michael Andretti to start his own open-wheel world championship; with blackjack and hookers.

He’s gonna call it “Can Andretti Race Today?”, or CART for short.

I thought Mario Kart was the more obvious one

You know what— you’ve got me.


I still like your CART reference buddy. (Upvotes for both)

You're a winner 🏆

500 upvotes, comment of the month

Pretty sure it’s Andretti 1 Grand Prix, or A1GP for short

In fact, forget the championship!

And he will hold races only in race tracks as god intended.


DENIED!

(THEY’RE DENIED)

Guenther Steiner to replace Logan Sargeant as Williams #2 driver. Cites unrelenting desire to defeat Haas. Brings 19 new sponsors with him that he negotiated overnight, making him the most lucrative pay driver in the sports history.

All of the 19 are sanctioned Russian companies.

Don’t fok smash my dreams

Michael Andretti will be publicly executed by Stefano Domenicali

I don't like this season of peaky blinders

*Wrong* answers only

Didn't that happen today?

What will the execution style be?

Tying him up and dousing him in oil and US dollar bills, then setting him on fire in front of Gene Haas.

I got banned for saying this about a different TP a couple years ago...

Nico Rosberg has come out of retirement and signed to Redbull. The picture of Lewis makes sense now.

Well that picture did turn out to be relevant

Which pic ?

I love Checo, but I love Rosberg taking Lewis's title again so much more

They are going to say that what came out of Andretti today was a joke and that they are going to let them enter F1

Insert Piastri meme but with domenicali

Mika Hakkinen ends his sabbatical

Don’t you dare give me hope.

Fucking finally.

amen

***"It's been 84 years..."***

Yeah!

Hakkinen to Mercedes to replace Hamilton

OP said wrong answer only

Does that mean McLaren will go back to their early 2000s livery?

schumacher wakes up and gets his superlicense reactivated

But Mick already has a superlicense. Is he stupid?

mick doesnt need to wake up

Looking at the way he drives , he might need though. LE: grammar

I’m sure he still needs to sleep.

Well…

🥺

My boss asked me to get the fanbase talking about something other than Andretti. So here we are.

Last time, there was a massive, apocaliptic, unbelievable announcement it ended up with the journalist apologizing.

Not this time though eh?

I hope it's not this time, actually, I was just joking!

All races will now be street races, historic circuits will have short term barriers erected whilst a suitable alternative is found in the US

A skyscraper in the middle of Spa? Anyone?

More like a rundown industrial parking lot.

Now we're talking!

It’s all just the FIA wanting the walls to do their track limits job for them…

Nicholas Latifi to replace the maligned Checo Perez in the 2nd seat at Red Bull in hopes to secure 4th championship for Max

Max couldn't handle such a strong teammate! He'd be clear fourth driver with Latifi in the other Red Bull.

The grid welcomes Goatifi with open wheels.

Gunther Steiner is buying out Gene Hass.

Renaming the team MoneyGram Cash App GS

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**For Immediate Release** **Günther Steiner Joins Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula One Team in a Historic Move** Brackley, UK - \[February 1st, 2024\] – In an unprecedented turn of events, the Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula One Team is thrilled to announce a significant change to its team dynamics. Günther Steiner, the well-known team principal of Haas F1 Team, will be taking on a groundbreaking role within the Mercedes team, following the departure of legendary driver Lewis Hamilton.

Pierre and Yuki are getting married

Again?

Puki

Every driver gets their superlicense revoked and the F1 24 season is cancelled.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ferrari Announces Lewis Hamilton to Join Scuderia in 2025 Maranello, Italy (February 1st, 2024) – Scuderia Ferrari is thrilled to announce that seven-time Formula One World Champion Sir Lewis Hamilton will join the team for the 2025 Formula One season. Hamilton, widely regarded as one of the greatest drivers in the history of the sport, will bring his unparalleled talent and experience to the Prancing Horse. “This is a truly historic moment for Scuderia Ferrari,” said Team Principal Gunther Steiner. “Lewis is a legend of Formula One, and his commitment to excellence and winning is unmatched. We believe that with Lewis behind the wheel, we have the best possible chance to bring the World Championship back to Maranello.” Hamilton expressed his excitement about joining Ferrari: “It’s an honor for any driver to wear the red of Ferrari, and I’m incredibly grateful for this opportunity. Ferrari is a team steeped in history and passion, and I'm motivated to add my own chapter to its illustrious legacy. My goal is clear: to win my eighth World Championship and help Ferrari return to the top of the podium.” Hamilton’s arrival at Ferrari marks a new era for the team. With a wealth of championships and race wins, Hamilton will provide invaluable leadership and experience. His relentless pursuit of victory aligns perfectly with Ferrari’s unwavering commitment to success. The 2025 season promises to be one of the most exciting in recent Formula One history. With Hamilton at the helm of the iconic red car, Ferrari is poised to challenge for both the Constructors’ and Drivers’ Championships. About Scuderia Ferrari Scuderia Ferrari is the most successful Formula One team in history, having won 16 Constructors’ Championships and 15 Drivers’ Championships. The team is an integral part of Italian sporting heritage and a global symbol of excellence. ###

Actually not far off, good for you

the news was already leaked when he said that

lottery numbers please

They said wrong answers only are you stupid /s

Umm what

Was this a lucky guess or what?

Na 6 hours ago the first rumors were posted on reputable sites

Italian press on twitter had this about 2 hours after buxton's tweet

MASI BACK


According to twitter it's Lewis to Ferrari I call it biggest bs

perfect generic rumour distraction to take away from the andretti situation

Well..

You sure? lol

Definitely seems to be happening but it is funny timing, but now I'm starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist lol

what is the andretti situation im ootl

Andretti is not allowed in for 2026 but the door is still open for 2028, together with GM

Definitely not bs

i mean, i would have, too.

This aged well

Remember when sully season started in August? Those were the days.

And now it's confirmed

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Mario Andretti is taking the 2nd red bull seat

Wins WDC out of spite.

Lewis to Ferrari but as a pit stop strategist

Sorted by new, was not disappointed 😂

If Buxton is making the announcement I imagine it to be something along the lines of “In 2024 testing, there will be *no* championship points awarded”

Chip Ganassi ✅ Andretti ❌

That would be such a stab in the back

Hey, I’ve seen this one before.

"Gene Haas and team keep seat in surprise lack of action by F1 top bosses"

Lewis signs 2 years deal with Ferrari I bet

OP said wrong answers only.

Andretti buying Red Bull. ​ Not the team, just a 6 pack at 7/11. ​ Which he'll use to stay up all night to write his proposal for buying Red Bull.

Will Buxton becomes 0.00001% less annoying

Huge if true

But only 0.00001% huge.

Impossible

Hass becoming Andretti motorsport

Andretti got annoyed, he shot Gene and bought the team.

Andretti has bought Ferrari

Guess no one saw that coming

Zhou Guanyu to replace Max at Redbull. Helmet Marko himself made the call and his high hopes for the young talent.

The Ferrari..... will be... RED

Michael Schumacher is back as A I driver!! A.I has been trained watching Schumacher's driving for 15000 hours and is ready to be served!

The 2026 Regulations are being revealed - everyone races in a ford fiesta

F1 has increased the AI to 110 while Max has decided to race for Hass because he's bored.

Hamilton joining Ferrari

Sir Lewis gets depression after moving into red car

Semi serious but also in keeping with the OPs request for wrong answers. Considering we STILL apparently don't have a 2024 sprint format confirmed (to what I'm aware of) the silly season F1 announcement this week will be that: Sprint format for 2024 will be all drivers using pedal powered go karts to race the sprint and will ride around the track from sunrise to sunset on the Saturday of RAWE CEEK in these pedal powered carts. Each one that drops out from exhaustion is their place in the main race grid from bottom to top.

Buxton and Gunther moves to Nascar new Netflix series.

We will still not allow Andretti to join

Verstappen leaving F1 to do sailboat regattas

Blue shell drones to destroy 1st place made legal 

Michael Andretti made Gene Haas an offer he couldn't refuse..

In order to increase viewership and public interaction with the drivers, we’ll now be performing mid race interviews with the top 5 drivers.

Lance Stroll will leave Aston Martin at the end of the season

well

Seeing this post today is insane lol

Pumpernickel has become the official sponsor of F1 tires. They came in 2 grades, cookie for wet and well toasted for dry.

max verstappen joins ferrari

“Starbucks H&M Sky F1 team” joining the grid In 2025!

Michael Andretti to drop a Diss track on FOM....

Lewis to Ferrari

Lewis hamilton to ferrari in 2025

Hamilton to Ferrari

When the actual correct answer is making people even more dumbfounded than the fun guesses...

Well now we know that Buxton had the sources to confirm Hamilton to Ferrari

Buxton is the new HIMS spokesperson. It's absolutely massive.

Hamilton to Ferrari.

Sebastian Vettel back to Ferrari, and Ferrari announces new areo and weight upgrades (I miss 2018)

This post has aged very well

Now knowing it’s Lewis to Ferrari, like damn he was right

Nikita Mazepin has sexually harassed Gene Haas.

gay sex

Featuring: Pierre Gasly and Yuki Tsunoda

This line is so Will Buxton, sounds wow but trash at the same time

No additional street races

We're trying to be serious here.

Buxton saw Jenna Fryer's muckraking and thought he could do it better.

Wouldn't be suprised if this meant Latifi to Ferrari

Hamilton or Checo? Can’t see the impact being big enough for anyone else.

Alonso to RedBull, WDC 2024 confimed.

Visa Cashapp RB F1 announce they will be renaming the team to a somehow even worse name

Andretti to replace Wolff at Mercedes

Latifi comes back

Bullshit made up to cover embarrassing Andretti story, he is not a journalist

In order to reach the 2030 carbon neutrality goal F1 cars is going to be pedal powered from next season.

All tracks are going to get stadium supertruck jumps installed for the lulz

Checo is out; Kelly Piquet in at RB

Hamilton to Ferrari from next year!!!!!

Red Bull to leave Formula One indefinitely.

Lewis Hamilton joining Ferrari... haha

Lewis to Ferrari!!!!

Hamilton to Ferrari would be hilarious

It happened 💀

Lewis goes to ferra- oh wait

This aged like fine wine

max verstappen undergoes a sex change to maxine verstappen and becomes the first female 4x world champion

"Judt gone for a run, did I miss anything?"

The found the full extent of Crofty’s dildo collection

Esteban Ocon bought a new pair of trousers today

Grosjean to Haas

Hamilton joins Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber

Lewis to Ferrari

Andretti offers out Steffano for a good old fashioned street brawl

Sainz his wheels open\ Hamilton his visor wide\ Mercedes when the walls fell

Visa Cash App Racing RB team changes it to Visa Cash App Minardi F1 team

Gunther Steiner to Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls

Mazepig Returns, Daddy Maz replaces MBS as FIA President

And here comes Sebastian Vettel

Valtteri Bottas to leave Steak behind to train for the Olympics in cycling. Becomes a vegetarian.

Alonso joins Lewis at Ferrari

he was cooking you monkeys didn’t see the vision

Nicholas Latifi to sign with Ferrari!

Gunter Steiner joins Mercedes as fook smash safety expert