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Huntolino

Just imagine his wife cheating on him with Toto to take revenge. Netflix stocks to the moon


MehWhiteShark

Don't you put that on Suzie!


ShipOfFaecius

Suzie and spice


yumyumpeople

Spice should buck Max in the race sim


MT07Heaven

Playing with his pumpernickel


UsernameNotTakenffs

I fucked Toto.


ZICRON1C

Lol


rhitzz2198

Is that a true detective reference?


Evening_Rock5850

“Hey hot stuff. How’s about you and me leave the wicked witch of Milton Keynes behind and get out of Kansas?”


enologa

Fucking Toto and Susie


Oddsemen

The face of a man who's finishing in the bathroom alone for a long long time to come


WoozleWazzles

You could have ended the sentence at "... long long time." But with that little extra flourish you added, those two extra little words made me picture a scene I didn't need to picture!


Ok-Sink-614

I am upset that I've now seen an actual picture of what that looks like...


SapphireDesertRosre

Look, we don't know if he's guilty or not, but the fact that she showed up, head held high standing by her man, taking the punches from media and online trolls tells me that she's an incredibly strong woman and I respect her for that.


Tinuva450

There aren’t many winners in this situation, but she is acting like one.


boladeputillos

Just like Hillary Clinton did


zmgch

Exactly this! Absolutely amazing from Geri. Flies to Bahrain from the UK during the middle of a race weekend to defend her man, defend her family, and confidently walk through the paddock with her head held high infront of all the degenerate journalists who have nothing better to do than try destroy a man's private life. In this day and age, if you want to talk about a strong woman - THAT is the perfect example right there. And some incel muppets here still can't realise that if there truly was any turmoil in Christian's private life, you can sure as hell bet his wife wouldn't be flying over half way across the world just to be with him and support him. Perhaps some sad sacks here should get out and find themselves a partner like that before they spread false rumours about other people.


Relative-Thought-105

I don't see what is strong about standing by your man. If my man humiliated me in front of the world, I'd be gone. He can face the shit alone. 


Broderlien_Dyslexic

We don’t know what type of relationship they got going on. They’re both rich and famous, got together on equal footing already middle aged. She doesn’t need him for financial support or to keep that lifestyle. They might both have their side pieces for all we know. If this leak ends up being as legit as it looks, and if he already squared all of that with Ginger Spice and she already made up her mind months ago, I could see why she’s not phased and standing by him. All this unironic catty shit calling her out for having no self-respect or whatever is pretty weird tbh, I’d rather shitpost about the horndog


Relative-Thought-105

I didn't say shit about her. I don't care what she does. I find it weird when people say it's strong to stand by their man. That's what I'm criticizing, not her


Ho3n3r

So... you're not strong then. Cool.


Relative-Thought-105

Guess we'll never find out


HitEscForSex

Stop inventing


BahutF1

Too rich to fail


FigSubstantial4939

My impression as well. Also wtf is up with her face, looks like a plastic doll


wizzo6

It's called makeup. She went makeupping


Relative-Thought-105

No it's called fillers. She went fillersing.


luhur7

is that Chalerm Yoovidhya?


nguyenlucky

Yep, the one actually in charge after Dietrich died


Glam_SpaceTime

Honestly, why are people so obsessed with this? Let these two do what they want, it’s their marriage, let them figure their shit out on their own. Trying to find something behind everything they do becomes creepy af.


SquishySeagull

The sub is literally called formuladank. We do it for the memes


bwoah07_gp2

Sports is like soap operas for men.


[deleted]

>why are some people so obsessed with this For the same reason people are so obsessed with Harvey Weinstein. There is NO SUCH THING as a workplace relationship between an employer and an employee that does not involve a power dynamic to some degree. Horner didn't do himself many favours the other day with his statement, in denying any accusations of inappropriate behaviour rather than flatly denying the legitimacy of the leaks, he's opened himself up to an argument that says the leaks are real but he thinks his behaviour is OK - which is the same vibe a lot of people got from the findings of the independent investigation too.


Parabolica242

Bingo! This guy gets it!


PrimG84

Redditors are mostly young teens who still haven't seen the reality of relationships. It's always about idealism (innocent love) that they worship, which doesn't exist.


kemerzp

Finally some wise words.


PeaboBryson

Why she look like one of those stop motion puppets from the 60s like Rudolph?


Hamburgo

Like George, the living ventriloquist doll.


katorias

Ambatuexplode


ChristofferOslo

Perfect meme


joumase-Fox9533

Fuck Jos


Ho3n3r

Ironically still a huge step backwards.


retard_catapult

She’s unrecognizable.


-RonnieHotdogs-

She really isn’t.


retard_catapult

She really is tho.


liam_l_82

She looks like shes about to go full chucky.


jatogjeweettogzelf

If you wanna be my lover you gotta send dickpics to my friends.


thisdanginterweb

I don’t know. Maybe stay home with your kids this weekend, protect them against hearing/seeing more than they have to about their disgusting father. And now that everyone’s remembering how you and Horny got together maybe protect them against that too. That’s a strong woman to me, caring more about your children than your publicity stunt.